under the weight of living

aidan tucker, 22 year old from LA. i have a great ass, you don't need to tell me. it's my best friend and worst enemy. i like tattoos, dick, and alcohol -- that's pretty much it.

[hardforandy-blog]

I just don’t want it to look fucked up, that’s all. I tell them she’s my other half and that even though I’m super gay I love her like we’re together. If they can’t get that they can’t get me, simple as that. How am I supposed to react to that?

[aidizzle-blog1]

Uh, I'm an expert tattoo artist, I'll have you know. It wouldn't look fucked up. Well that's nice to hear, knowing you'll never compare to your boyfriend's best friend. Like, even though I know it's platonic, I'd be uneasy if Milo said something like that to me about JD.

[hardforandy-blog]

Yeah, I mean, I don’t know if I’d be able to do it. Aidan, that’s so fucking weird. I don’t care how much I love Kennedy, I’m not getting her face tattooed on my ass. How am I supposed to explain that to the guys I bring home?

[aidizzle-blog1]

It's not that weird. I'm surprised you don't have her name inked onto your boobie or something already. ...How do you already explain the relationship you have to the guys you bring home? You didn't even react to me comparing you two to the Human Centipede. That's saying something.

[hardforandy-blog]

Yeah, probably release my nudes or something. I actually have no idea what we’re doing when we hit it, probably something scary like jump out a plane. Yeah, I would let you tattoo me if that was the case. I just don’t wanna commit to something permanent that I might end up not liking.

[aidizzle-blog1]

Jump out of a plane? Well, that sure is making a statement, I'll tell you that. So pick something you know you'll like. I can tattoo The Small One's face on your ass cheek, considering you two are attached like a fuckin' Human Centipede as it is.

[hardforandy-blog]

No, we just hit 950,000 sometime this week I think. I’m thinking we’ll have it by next Sunday if we keep gaining as fast as we do. No, you’re not tattooing me, I don’t want a tattoo.

[aidizzle-blog1]

Are you going to do something special for the big one mil? What if you let your subscribers think I'm tattooing you, but it's actually like, Hello Kitty rub-ons?

[hardforandy-blog]

Alright, if you’re sure. But if you need someone to talk to we can do boy talks, I’m usually free, as you know. It’s fine, makin me money, I’m having a good time doing it. You should be in a video with us one day, it would be super fun.

[aidizzle-blog1]

You guys at a million subscribers yet? Yeah? Maybe. I don't know what I'd do, though. I could tattoo you.

[munchiesmilo]

If it makes you upset, then it’s not stupid. Nothing you feel is stupid.

[aidizzle-blog1]

My dad emailed me. And he spelled my name wrong.

[hardforandy-blog]

I know, but I feel bad. Are you alright, dude? You seem a little more moody than usual.

[aidizzle-blog1]

Yeah, I'm fine. You know how it is. Just one of those days, or whatever. What about you? How's that YouTube thingy going?

[munchiesmilo]

Well Starbucks/coffee for sure. So I’ve given myself 5 things to find important in the next, oh fifty years or so. But don’t try to change the subject. What’s wrong?

[aidizzle-blog1]

Nothing, Milo. It's stupid, seriously. It's really, really stupid.

[hardforandy-blog]

But now anywhere I’ve written your name I have to delete it, I can’t be saying all these nice things about a dude I don’t know when I’m talking about you.

[aidizzle-blog1]

Bro, I'm still me whether it's spelled Aidan or Aiden. You can get super creative if you want and call me Ayden.

[munchiesmilo]

You matter. You hella matter. You’re one of like twelve things I care about. In the top three even. So if you’re not okay, then I’m not okay with that.

[aidizzle-blog1]

Me, your dad, your brother, weed, and photography. What are the other seven? No, wait -- JD. That's six.

[hardforandy-blog]

No, it is a problem. You’re one of my closest friends, the least I could do is know how to spell your name right.

[aidizzle-blog1]

Andy, dude, it's cool. Seriously. If it really bothered me that much, I would've said something a long time ago.

[munchiesmilo]

Aidan. Babe. Are you okay?

[aidizzle-blog1]

No, not really. But like I said, it doesn't matter. How are you?

[hardforandy-blog]

Shit, dude, I’m sorry. Now I feel like a dick for not knowing how to spell your name.

[aidizzle-blog1]

Not a problem. Like I said, most people spell it wrong anyway. I'm used to it.

[munchiesmilo]

Is he being a dick? 

[aidizzle-blog1]

If he was around often enough, I'm sure that he'd be acting like a dick, yeah. Whatever, doesn't matter. Thank you for spelling my name right. How are you?

[hardforandy-blog]

I don’t. Wait, do I spell your name with an ‘e’?

[aidizzle-blog1]

Yeah. It's Aidan, not Aiden. Aiden looks dumb.

[hardforandy-blog]

I better be on that list.

[aidizzle-blog1]

Stop spelling my name with an 'e' and you will be.

[munchiesmilo]

And another is Milo Wolff! Hashtag best boyfriend ever. 

[aidizzle-blog1]

Yeah, and you. Siri, and you, and my dad when he feels like caring enough.