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Persephone: I can explain

Demeter: Can you really?

Persephone: Of course...if you give me 30 seconds to think of a lie

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Zeus: What pleases you in bed

Hera: Sleep

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Artemis: Is Hades here?

Persephone: Uh you know what-

Hades: *yeets away through a window*

Persephone: he just left

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Athena: I just listened to this guy recite pi to 50 digits to some woman on the bus except I also have pi memorized to 50 digits and he got them all fucking wrong

Apollo: This is funny but you just admitted to being a nerd

Athena: Are you new here

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Zeus: I will not stand here and be insulted!

Hera: Then sit down

Zeus: *sits down* Well at least we’re at eye level

Ares: Oh no

Hebe: Oh no

Athena: Oh no

Hera: Guess who’s going to die tonight!

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Zeus: I can never tell whether you’re insulting me or flirting with me

Hera: If it makes you feel better neither do I

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Hermes: Can I show you a trick

Zeus: Last time you showed me a trick it took three weeks for my eyebrows to grow back

Hermes: Yeah but this time it’ll only take two

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Hephaestus: You got drunk and punched a window. Do you remember anything?

Dionysus: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital

Apollo: That wasn’t an ambulance, I drove you

Dionysus: But I heard a siren?

Hephaestus: That was Hermes screaming

Hermes: Sorry, I was nervous

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*Hera leaving Ares to babysit Hebe*

Hera: And in the event of a fire, what steps would you take?

Ares: Fucking large ones.

Hera:

Hera: ...You know what? I’m going to see if Athena wants to babysit instead.

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Zeus: Blatant sarcasm won’t get you anywhere.

Hades: Well, it got me to the Sarcasm World Championship in ‘69.

Zeus: Really?

Hades: No.

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Zeus: Can I make a suggestion that you may not like?

Hera: Do you make any other kind?

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Hades: Not much more could ruin today.

Zeus, walking in: How is everyone?!

Poseidon: Hades, no! How could you forget that saying that summons him?

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Hades: I hate seeing you like this.

Zeus: Like What?

Hades: In person.

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Ares, after falling down the stairs: Well I guess I have to add the force to gravity to my list of enemies

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Hermes: The first time I met Hades he gave me two dollars

Hermes: It wasn’t necessary and nobody asked him to do it but he still did

Hades: ..I thought he was homeless

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Thanatos and Hermes, sitting in prison:

Hermes: So who are we going to call?

Thanatos: We should call Hecate, but honestly I feel safer in jail

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Hermes: So what did the paper in your fortune cookie say?

Ares, eating the entire cookie: The what in my what

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