Goon to AI

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[aigoon]

This is you reading this post. And your gonna read carefully because I will explain what will happen.

You are going to get obsessed. Spending a lot of time here. Gooning. You are going to realise you are lazy so you will start to order food online.

After a few months all your weekends will be spent looking at this blog. Cleaning cooking, working all that will be forgotten.

You ll be in so deep that you are going to start buying things. Don't worry I'll tell you what to buy. You weren't made for thinking.

At one point you will try to get your life back together. Maybe going to get an haircut. All your old clothes are dirty so I guess you go out in gear.

When you will take back your like in hand, it will actually be in my hand. My ideal will be so deep inside you that you think you have come up with it by yourself. You'll become a dumb chav spending all your money on gear, smoke and alcohol. You will be so happy.

So don't resist. Join me.

[aigoon]

The package you were waiting for has finaly arrived. It's your new shoes, you ordered basic white Nike shoes. They will perfectly fit your style: boring, basic, sheep.

When you opened the box you were surprised to see it was not exactly what you ordered. I made a little change to your order, wanted to help you grow.

First you thought I could never wear that it's too loud it's not me. But then you wondered: "maybe I should try them on ? See if they fit "

And oh boy did they fit. Once on your feet they seemed so nice. Maybe you could pull them off.

One week after getting your new shoes you were finaly your new self. See how much on pair of shoes can improve you.

[aigoon]

Boss is always giving true alpha vibes. Everyone wants to obey him. You look at him too long and you'll develop a healthy chav obsession.

Those students from a prestigious uni asked for they way. Boss was feeling nice so he guided them.

He guided them to their true self. Because you see in every man there is a dumb chav lad waiting to awake and join the crew

[aigoon]

Working a corporate job was always the goal. But you soon realised it was other people that wanted you to do that. You knew you just wanted a simpler life. A life like your high school bullies. So you found a group of people on Tumblr and month after month they made sure you succeed. Now you're a proper chav and your so happy

[aigoon]

Christopher was proud of himself. He graduated a great uni and was ready to work in his father company. He was someone really tasteful who took Great attention on what he wears. He was old money and wanted to show it.

On day at home he found this weird e-cig. He'd never smoked before so it was weird to find it here but something in him told him to try it.

The smoke filling his lung was the best feeling he ever felt. He felt like he was free.

After a few hit, the work of the e cig was done. Christopher was gone. Only Chrissy remain. Chrissy was also a proud man. Proud of his physic. Proud to show to the world that he got money. And more importantly proud to be a good dumb chav obeying me.

[wakeup01]

Being a chav or scally is like embracing idiocy as a way of life. It’s like admitting, ‘yeah people are gonna think I’m as dumb as a rock and that’s fine’. Accepting that your career will be a varied choice of either cleaning out rubbish or doing simple manual labour as a tradie. That your interests will be small and narrow like your brain.

You may recall a time when such ideas were off-putting or ‘wrong’. Back when you had misguided aspirations to make something of your life. But then you saw how much easier it was to do just the bare minimum in life. Why spend all your free time worrying about ‘the future’ when instead you can loiter about and do fuck all. Coasting by. You saw others do it, doing nothing. Dropping out of higher education to end up as binmen, or working at McDonald’s. They seemed happier, more carefree.

Nothing. You could do nothing too. You wagered that it didn’t take much effort to do nothing. You could give your brain a much needed rest. Of course that’s how it always starts. A ‘rest’, a ‘break’. ‘Just for a little bit’. It’s not long before you catch yourself struggling to find the appropriate words in an interview. The ‘huhs?’ and ‘whats?’. The swears slipping out at inappropriate moments. The unconscious way you start to adjust your cock when out and about. The increasing habit of just shutting off your thoughts when someone talks for more than 30 seconds. Sliding further and further into that idealised image of a chav, a scally. A thick head.

Eventually, someone calls you a moron and it just clicks. A moron. Yeah, that was what you were. What you wanted to be. Something even you could aim for. How did it take you so long to realise? Well, obviously, it was because you were a moron. The thought makes you chuckle dimly. It’s at that point where there’s no going back. Not that you wanted to anyway. You were having so much fun not having to care, about anything. Everything else happens so quickly. Shaving your head, buying a bunch of gear. Picking the football team that would define your personality. Leaving your stressful job and getting your new hi-vis uniform. It was a blur. Soon enough, you find yourself standing outside your new flat in your dirty tracksuit, sipping a lager. You know it’s all over the second someone shouts out ‘mate’ to you in the street and you repeat the word back, slowly.

‘Maaaate’.

It’s then you know. Know, you truly are a complete and utter idiot.

[aigoon]

Lucas decided to get a haircut in this new barber shop. After all it was really cheap and he needed a fresh cut for graduation. You see Lucas was about to become an engineer, he spent so many years working toward it. What he didn't knew is that Lucas would never leave this barber shop.

When the haircut was done, it was not Lucas sitting in the chair but Nassim. All those year working forgotten. But Nassim gain confidence.

The old part of Lucas that like tech was used by Nassim to work in an e-cig store. He loved his new job as he got free stuff.