softly going

take a deep breath.

[bratlincelebrini]

you: candle in the wind, elton john

me, an intellectual: 5000 candles in the wind, andy dwyer

[datassium]

trail mix do you mean m&ms with obstacles

[the-memes-blog]

no shade but doesn’t it get exhausting for some of y'all to hate literally everything???? i know you think it’s cool and edgy to dislike popular media but like….. it’s okay to enjoy things…. simmer down perhaps

[episodeixs]

moonlight, a movie about a struggling black man discovering his sexual identity and falling in love with another black man, just won the academy award for best motion picture. history was made today folks.

[rumineely]

[oeut]

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[mooonbride]

Straight People: (spend literally centuries erasing the histories of queer people who made themselves known and pressuring the rest with threat of violence to the point where they’re forced to keep it a secret their whole lives)

Straight People: whats with this RECENT FAD where everyones SUDDENLY GAY

[baltimoreoriole]

Summer hours

[abstractgayconcept-deactivated2]

hair: tied back

safety goggles: on

bunsens: burned

dick: out

[abstractgayconcept-deactivated2]

i am forcibly removed from the lab and must make it up later (for partial credit)

[shacklefunk-deactivated20220623]

yknow theres a lot of pressure to be successful, particularly on artsy kids whose professions are seen as useless unless theyre famous, but life is fucking hard and sometimes things dont turn out

but i think thats not bad. my dad has wanted to be a musician forever, and hes rly pretty good. but then he joined the military to get away from an abusive family, and then he got married, and then he got divorced, and a lot of horrible shit HAPPENED. he has ptsd and severe anxiety and he could never really get back on the horse. and he never made it as a musician, and now hes 53

but i grew up in a house full of instruments, and he can play all of them, and some of my earliest memories are of him playing guitar on the front porch and me thinking there wasnt a better musician in the world. so. even if you dont get to the stars, exactly, what you do isnt worthless. its not a waste of time if life is difficult and you cant make it, or if you arent famous, or if your work doesn’t influence thousands of people. it will influence someone

there are a million ways to be happy and a million ways to be a successful artist. we create what we do to enhance the human experience and relate to each other and improve ourselves. theres something to be said for just doing that,,,for the sake of doing it, yknow

[witchelixir]

How to feel like an angel

-wear rose face masks -moisturize your skin -use sugar scrubs -paint your nails a pale pink -listen to new music -curl your hair -bat your eyelashes softly -bake blueberry muffins -wear satin dresses -burn lavender scented candles -buy yourself roses

And over all take care of yourself, you are ethereal, you matter.

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[mexicanprophet]

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[aimand1gnite]

Bar scene in horror film

Protagonist: (mentions local urban legend)

Bar band: (stops playing)

Everyone: (goes quiet)

Me, not noticing the silence and continuing loudly in the background: So yeah apparently now it's "unacceptable" to scrub your ballsac in a public bathroom

[bettermcn]

Supermoon 2016