'If I could be Any-thing, I'd be a Being'

Woke up, and all I desire are pastries and knowledge. Big fan of brisk winds and big coats. She/they. Can legally drink and drive, but not at the same time. Minors interact with EXTREME CAUTION (probably just don't). I forget to tag things all the time.

[thecheatinghomunculus]

new reaction image

[rural-panoptes]

[saintjosie]

[damnpharos]

[captain-price-unofficially]

[deerkibble]

[aimie-academie]

I both don't want to need a cane to help me walk for as long as possible, but also, I can't wait until I can have a sick ass cane

[watchpoob]

Poob if you have direct funding from god why do we pay a monthly subscription? Also how much does a subscription cost in the UK?

the monthly subscription is due to the Sins of the Human Race. other species like cats, dogs, seals, parrots, etc do not need to pay a monthly subscription.

[callingallcars]

tell me my prof didn’t upload the reading by photocopying his kindle reader page by page

[callingallcars]

bruh

[straysignals]

[willgrahamscock]

I’m sobbing

[naryrising]

Some of you are going to have to realize really fast that posting on social media about your acts of resistance, or the acts of resistance of your workplace/student group, or things you're planning, or even about charitable actions like volunteering, is a stupid idea in the kind of climate where such acts are increasingly incredibly necessary. And that therefore you cannot and should not assume that someone is apathetic or not doing anything important based on their social media activity. And that some acts require secrecy to be effective and people might only be able to safely talk about them years later, if ever.

And then get off your high fucking horse about how people aren't doing anything, how no one is currently firebombing a Walmart, how "white women who say things like 'joy is an act of resistance' take no other acts of resistance" etc. I promise that right now many ordinary people you will never know about are taking actions that seem small on their own but will lessen harm in significant and tangible ways, and that those people are doing more good than anyone whose main revolutionary actions are snarkily complaining online. This is not the time to be tallying social media points and using them to judge each other.

[jesncin]

Taonui Mun and the King Shark.

A re-imagining of two Hawaiian characters from Superboy's original run. I did as much research as I could, but I know I'm not going to have the authenticity to cover their story like a Native Hawaiian artist would be able to. Nonetheless, I hope I could give these characters more dignity then they're often treated to under DC.

[ragingpunsexual]

I love the idea of Spock being super queer, highly expressive and very emotional from a Vulcan view point. Like...

What humans see:

What Vulcans see:

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

i love how this implies that gritty is how vulcans see jim

[hard-times-paramore]

It is.

[soup-mother]

still thinking about "decolonising" missionary work.

the way you decolonise missionary work is by not doing missionary work

the way you decolonise missionaries is like this:

[soup-mother]

"but it's part of my religion to evangelise"

🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆 infinite jaguar attack

"but we need to go to Ethiopia (one of the oldest christian countries in the world) to make them the right kind of christian!"

🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆

jaguars

"but..."

🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆 jaguars

[soup-mother]

"but missionaries bring schools and hospitals to poor countries" that's called humanitarian aid and trying to use humanitarian aid to get religious converts is actually SUPER fucked! hope this helps 🐆🐆🐆

[shittierpost]

Idk there's something really sweet to me about fix-it writers. Like, me and you- maybe we couldnt make it this time, but in another universe, a million people saw the pain of our story and are writing us a happy ending, giving us the chance we never had

[fragranticareviewers]

[aimie-academie]

Sounds like some kind of bio weapon

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

really enjoying all the videos Muslims have been posting of their cats looking like this

when the humans are up at 4 am for suhoor

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

[crazy-wizard-51-deactivated2026]

I'm going home

[tabloidsores]

I bet it feels good as fuuuuck to slightly draw your sword with all the other knights in anger when a treacherous knave shows their face in the court

[halles-comet]

andy weir's first and third books make you feel hopeful and weirdly calm because they revolve around the deep truth of 'when you put intellectualism and empathy above all else you are capable of solving each impossible problem put in front of you over and over and over again until you're home."

his second book is about 'what if you were a COOL GIRL JANITOR who had to ROB THE SPACE MAFIA on THE MOON with a GAY GUY YOU HATE'

[delsinsfire]

forgive and forget? wrong. charged two-handed heavy attack with my greatsword of resentment

[youngchronicpain]

doctors: you're going to be in pain forever!!!! you'll never not be in pain so dont you dare expect that!!! but really how is your mental health? dont answer this question in the wrong way or ill have to Make Some Calls. I'm just trying to Help You Get Better. but also you'll never Really be better. This new med should maybe help but if it makes you feel funny stop immediately. see you in 3 months!