what doesn’t kill you gives you xp.

Only with a Geth backing you up. But still… I guess improvement is improvement.

007 doesn't count though, because he's sneaking off to do sneaky cloaked infiltrator-y things. Fuq u.

Really now? Again, when was the last time 007 or I didn’t have to pull one of you two out of the fire? That went totally over my head. Never occurred to me once during the whole time I’ve been in a squad with you two. This is totally new information to me.

The last two or three jobs Cillian and I have held our own. The whole being thrown into combat thing just took us for a loop at first is all. Yes, I'm sure.

You’re gonna mess it up, and it’s going to end up with you hurt and I won’t feel bad because I warned you. Fantastic is… a word, but not exactly the word I’d have imagined. Knowing when to sass someone is half the battle.

I am perfectly capable of taking care of myself thank you very much, mom. Cillian was never one for tact, the whole thinking before things before they come out of his mouth thing was never his style.

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So I'm pretty sure I modded the SSV Normandy flight sim too much... It crashes after thirty seconds with the pilot shouting, "What the shit?!"

Stop hiding behind the giant geth. That… both sounds hilarious and like a horrible idea at the same time. I’m surprised your brother managed to make it through that relatively unscathed.

Mhm, no, I don't think I will. It was interesting to say the least. I was there basically trying not to crack up the entire time. He had his ass chewed for weeks by our CO after that - it was fantastic.

You’re going to defeat the purpose of hi- it turning invisible, so don’t. Also, no, I’m not curious in the slightest. I’m actually slightly concerned.

Well then, don't be mean to me. It's really funny. He actually ended up sassing one of the Rear Admirals who were here for an inspection - by the Maker, his face turned so red you'd swear it was was gonna explode.

You outrank me on a technicality, sure, but I’m the one who keeps everyone out of the fire. I wouldn’t recommend getting on my bad side right now, either, remember? Oh dear, that’ll be… an experience.

Like I said before I'll hide behind 007 if things get really dire. I have vids from the last time it happened if you're curious.

… I can make myself be scary whip lady if I need to be, so I would recommend cutting back on the sass.

Technically I outrank you, so not gonna happen. I'm thoroughly enjoying it though. Wait until after next shore leave when Cillian stocks up on sugar products. Then you'll really see some sass.

Who wound you up today, princess? I mean, really. This is the most sarcastic I’ve ever heard you, and it’s actually impressive.

Like I said, you're no longer the scary whip lady so I can sass you all I want.

Don’t give me that look, you’re the one acting like you’re ten. Also, Aerospace? Really? What’s that one for?

I will look at you however I want. Oh you know, the study of Earth's oceans... The usual Aerospace engineering things.

… That’s what you chose to fixate on? Really? You know, sometimes I wonder if you’re secretly a child who managed to fool everyone into thinking you’re an adult.

...Yes. I have a master's degree in aerospace and mechanical engineering and she asks if I'm a child.

Well, that was the wrong lesson to learn. That… Wasn’t what I meant, also he’s good for training and it’s not… It’ll be fine, you can always fix it.

yousaid'he'.

Yes, because it’s a) funny and b) should have taught you to toughen up. Oh is it now? ‘Cause I have two whips that say otherwise, and I’ve been looking for some good target practice.

Rude. All it taught me was not to braid my hair. Please don't hurt Han Solo I don't think he can deal with another round of training. I think I heard him crying himself to sleep last night.

You don’t hate us. Really? Because I can change that view in a heart beat.

Dammit, Janet, you just approved of him nailing my braid to the wall. Pretty sure I can hate you both for that. Nah. Your teddy bear-ness is kind of stuck. Forever.

#[ooc]#Do you know what's scarier than soloing waves 9 or 10?#NOTHING.#I am so jittery right now I could cry.#Fucking ME3 MP.

I knew I liked him for reasons. I’ll have to get him a treat when we stop by Citadel again.”Scary whip lady”… Apparently I’ve dropped the scary bit. That should be rectified.

I hate you both. Ha. Good luck. You're basically a teddy bear now.