What fun is it being God?

Part time Sadist, Full time Narcissist -Ainosuke Shindo-

[aino-sk8]

Is this... a roleplay blog?

Yes, darling, what else could it possibly be?

Ainosuke Shindo, twenty six years of age. I bring you my glorious inner thoughts and day to day turmoil. Please, pull up a seat and enjoy some tea. Stay and chat for a while~

Interactions are welcome, but please mind the twisted landscape. Wouldn't want you to trip, now would we? Content warnings may vary, interact at your own risk. And yes, I bite~

I would like some other people (preferably from my source) to harass- I mean, relax with... So if that is you, I guess you could get a follow from me. Please be a little spicy so I don't get bored.

Ciao, puppy~

{Subject to 18+ NSFW content due to the nature of this character consisting of but not limited to discussion of bodily harm to others, sex, insults, objectification and others. Will update this list as more content comes to light. Proship, multi ship, and obviously, dark ship}

{Not a main blog}

[sleepy-n-thinkin-stuff]

It kinda tickles me how some people baby Tadashi and say "he deserves better than Adam 🥺" because did you look away from 90% of the shit he pulled and how insane he is

[sk8er-bi]

He hit me with a car. And, yeah, okay, sure. I ran in front of it and wasn't looking where I was going, but he also KIDNAPPED ME. So I'm not letting that go ❤️

[aino-sk8]

I need to get my use out of this meme

[sk8er-bi]

//OOC

Just woke up from a dream (literally like two minutes ago) where I was Reki and I was with my mom (mine, not his lol) and there was like some kinda VIP club that Cherry owned (not like a nightclub or anything, just more of a hang out place)

And anyways I'm with my mom outside, and I talk to the guard or whatever he's called and say something like "I have a sticker, but my mom doesn't, can she still come in with me?" And the guy initially says no but then I guess decided to go ask Cherry or someone because I said "tell him it's Reki!" (which is how I knew I was Reki in the dream and not myself) and then we were let in

I wasn't wearing a hoodie, so I grabbed one from my mom's car and it was PERFECT lmaoo

It was a normal black hoodie with little chibi heads of Langa and Reki over where your heart is, but on the back it's a big picture of them skating together looking cool with the top text of "happy pride!"

And so we went inside (the layout was exactly like my grandma's house lol) and I must've lost my mom or something because she's not in the rest of my dream

Anyways, I find Langa and show him the hoodie

And then for some reason I'm with Joe and he's talking about Tom and Jerry and how that influenced the Burger King chicken sandwich??

And then I woke up

And I want @aino-sk8 to know that IN THE DREAM i kept thinking "I hope Adam isn't here, he'll try to flirt with my mom" LMAO

[aino-sk8]

I can get behind this MILF hunter Ainosuke propaganda. Someone else mentioned me going after my little snow bunnies mother though that was in a DM so I can't tag it. I wasn't really interested though. Nothing against her, a charming woman for sure, but she's still hung up on her husband. Not much fun in it for me. You're mother though? Is she single..?

OOC:// I WANT THAT HOODIE IT SOUNDS SO SICK!!

[sk8er-bi]

It's pride month! You know what that means!!

[sk8er-bi]

Time to experience

the horrors.

[aino-sk8]

It's my time to SHINE!

[kalgado]

miss them

[doumekiss]

It will never cease to amuse me that basically the result of Kabru revealing how weird and obsessive he's been about Laios since before they met to the point of stalking, was Laios inviting him to have dinner with him. And then he gets to spend the rest of his life by his side helping him run the kingdom. Congratulations king for winning through sheer derangement.

[sk8er-bi]

Can't wait to eventually drop "Mom, your boyfriend's secretary hit me with his car and kidnapped me, then bribed me to not go to the authorities" in conversation completely out of context one day

Not yet...

But someday

[aino-sk8]

[aino-sk8]

Texting with Masae. Our aquarium date went... Swimmingly, she said. Oh, the absurdity. The horrible cheesiness of the jokes this woman has; I actually laughed-

In astonishment, I swear! It caught me off guard, that's all.

Tadashi is back from his union retreat and he's been giving me a side eye. He said I've been "giggling" and "kicking my feet" too much. Well what the fuck does he know?? He's not doing on dates with a milf in the name of vengeance!!

I had Tadashi clear up my schedule around noon this coming Monday. I think I'll take her to brunch with the twins. Maybe a lovely stroll in the park afterwards. That sounds wonderful!

[sk8er-bi]

I'll go along with this. If you make her happy, fine.

Have fun with your vengeance, Dad.

[aino-sk8]

Woah there, kid. I haven't even asked her to be my girlfriend yet. I think you're jumping the gun a bit-

I- I don't think my heart can handle moving this fast-

[sk8er-bi]

HEART ATTACK HEART ATTACK HEART ATTACK

[aino-sk8]

SEVENTEEN??

Okay, Google, let's see, let's see.... Brink of adulthood, gotcha... Uh huh, skill building exercises, okay... Respect his maturity, weird but sure.... Let him take the lead- Seriously?? At seventeen? Okay, sure. Whatever Google.

SON! Fantastic news! Google has recommended outings like axe throwing and car culture, as well as rock climbing!! Erm.. What do you think we should do?

Personally, I would take us to Spain for the running of the bulls or even one of those sky diving ventures, hell, even a bar would be preferable- but this is about US and our new budding relationship!!

Tadashi, answer the fuckinh phone, how do I talk to my future son??

[sk8er-bi]

Uh. Axe throwing sounds... Fun? Interesting, for sure...

[aino-sk8]

Marvelous!! I'll have Tadashi take care of the reservations and the paperwork whenever he gets back from his union mandated vacation.

What day would work best for you? I assume a weekend since you're still in school. Or did you graduate already? We need to have dinner so I can ask you all of these questions!!

[aino-sk8]

an out of character question if you don’t mind. I asked a similar question to sk8-ter boy

Basically i’ve been watching the roleplay between the both of you where Adam dates Masae. It has even inspired me to want to try writing a fanfiction based off it. But I won’t do so without making sure it is okay with the both of you. You both will be credited of course!

A book based off of my slow burn love with Masae and my flowering relationship with my eldest son??? Why of course! I would love for you to do this! A first of many I assume? This is wonderful, my family and I are already being praised and I haven't even bought a ring yet.

YOU HEAR THAT DAD? IM BETTER THEN YOU YOU DEAD FUCKER!

ooc//

This is really heart warming and yes, I'm all for this! I would be excited to read it as well. I was not expecting this to come out of this silly little interaction with sk8er-boy

[aino-sk8]

I just had the strangest interaction at the flower shop. Some red head saw me and started stuttering and was acting like he was going to fight me and then the manager came to see if there was an issue and I think the guy suddenly had the runs. He booked it so fast out of the store. Anyways, I got a lovely bouquet for my dear Masae and a second for Koyomi. I'm a little late to the game but I want her to know how a proper gent treats a lady!

[aino-sk8]

Dear world, I think I am a father now at the ripe age of twenty six. Masae and I spent the day looking through old family pictures and I saw some of my son in the pediatrics ward right after he was born. He was so small, 3,050 grams! My heart! It brings a tear to my eye seeing him all grown up now. It feels like it was just yesterday...

I'm sorry, I need a minute-

[aino-sk8]

Texting with Masae. Our aquarium date went... Swimmingly, she said. Oh, the absurdity. The horrible cheesiness of the jokes this woman has; I actually laughed-

In astonishment, I swear! It caught me off guard, that's all.

Tadashi is back from his union retreat and he's been giving me a side eye. He said I've been "giggling" and "kicking my feet" too much. Well what the fuck does he know?? He's not doing on dates with a milf in the name of vengeance!!

I had Tadashi clear up my schedule around noon this coming Monday. I think I'll take her to brunch with the twins. Maybe a lovely stroll in the park afterwards. That sounds wonderful!

[sk8er-bi]

I'll go along with this. If you make her happy, fine.

Have fun with your vengeance, Dad.

[aino-sk8]

Woah there, kid. I haven't even asked her to be my girlfriend yet. I think you're jumping the gun a bit-

I- I don't think my heart can handle moving this fast-

[sk8er-bi]

HEART ATTACK HEART ATTACK HEART ATTACK

[aino-sk8]

SEVENTEEN??

Okay, Google, let's see, let's see.... Brink of adulthood, gotcha... Uh huh, skill building exercises, okay... Respect his maturity, weird but sure.... Let him take the lead- Seriously?? At seventeen? Okay, sure. Whatever Google.

SON! Fantastic news! Google has recommended outings like axe throwing and car culture, as well as rock climbing!! Erm.. What do you think we should do?

Personally, I would take us to Spain for the running of the bulls or even one of those sky diving ventures, hell, even a bar would be preferable- but this is about US and our new budding relationship!!

Tadashi, answer the fuckinh phone, how do I talk to my future son??

[aino-sk8]

Texting with Masae. Our aquarium date went... Swimmingly, she said. Oh, the absurdity. The horrible cheesiness of the jokes this woman has; I actually laughed-

In astonishment, I swear! It caught me off guard, that's all.

Tadashi is back from his union retreat and he's been giving me a side eye. He said I've been "giggling" and "kicking my feet" too much. Well what the fuck does he know?? He's not doing on dates with a milf in the name of vengeance!!

I had Tadashi clear up my schedule around noon this coming Monday. I think I'll take her to brunch with the twins. Maybe a lovely stroll in the park afterwards. That sounds wonderful!

[sk8er-bi]

I'll go along with this. If you make her happy, fine.

Have fun with your vengeance, Dad.

[aino-sk8]

Woah there, kid. I haven't even asked her to be my girlfriend yet. I think you're jumping the gun a bit-

I- I don't think my heart can handle moving this fast-

[aino-sk8]

Texting with Masae. Our aquarium date went... Swimmingly, she said. Oh, the absurdity. The horrible cheesiness of the jokes this woman has; I actually laughed-

In astonishment, I swear! It caught me off guard, that's all.

Tadashi is back from his union retreat and he's been giving me a side eye. He said I've been "giggling" and "kicking my feet" too much. Well what the fuck does he know?? He's not doing on dates with a milf in the name of vengeance!!

I had Tadashi clear up my schedule around noon this coming Monday. I think I'll take her to brunch with the twins. Maybe a lovely stroll in the park afterwards. That sounds wonderful!

[sk8er-bi]

You just got back to tumblr to find this out. I pity you

@chinen-meowya

THEY WENT ON A DATE MIYA

MY MOM WENT ON A DATE WITH ADAM

ADAM

AND MY MOM

SHE CAME HOME TALKING ABOUT HOW LOVELY AND RESPECTFUL HE WAS

I'M NEVER GOING TO RECOVER FROM THIS

[chinen-meowya]

When is he going to drop dead isnt he old. It would be useful right now

[sk8er-bi]

I wish :(( maybe he should get hit by a car this time

[aino-sk8]

Excuse me, I've turned over a new leaf. I've donated money to animal shelters and such! I'm trying to settle down and have a family in this supposed "old age" of mine. I'm only twenty six for crying out loud. Kids these days are so feral.. As for getting hit by a car, that would imply me crossing a street (without looking both ways after having a horrible falling out with a close friend) which sounds like #broke bitch behavior

[aino-sk8]

I'm going to the liquor store since my secretary is on leave due to his stupid union. What shall I get? I need something to knock a man on his ass and maybe make a bull elephant stagger.

I doubt the crown royal is that good. I need recommendations.

[thequeenoffishburrito]

Low effort meme lol