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this is my diary and you are all the little mice that nip at the pages [Libra, INFJ]

[decamarks]

Nintendogs Golden Retriever + Ants

[decamarks]

[would-you-punt-them]

americans: pssshh you think 80°F is hot???? i'm from big texas this is nothing kid, i might put a coat on actually

europeans: wdym 10°C is cold???? this is shorts weather bro, when you start pissing crystals then we'll talk

unattended raspberries: i went moldy while you were reading this

[lilmamabeyellin]

[hatchan]

> kids party going on next door to where I'm chilling for my break. a lot of good-natured screaming typical of the age range, seems to be 6-8

> minding my own business but kids eventually spill over to where I am and they're chatting about the cake and cookies and sweets

> one kid rolls her eyes and says to me "they're acting crazy because they had cake"

> I ask "is there cake left?"

> "yeah"

> "I'll give you a dollar if you steal me slice of cake"

> takes off like a fucking rocket and 60 seconds later I have a slice of melting ice cream cake all to myself

> give her the dollar as promised

> another kid offers to bring me a cookie for a dollar

> ok sure kid

> those two kids are going feral over a single dollar bill each

> the children yearn for the mines fetch quests

[silverjirachi]

saw an absolutely hilarious animal crossing theory that i now 100% accept and it’s that in the animal crossing world, humans are going extinct, and so all the animals have locked you in an elaborate zoo enclosure and are trying to give you enrichment. and that’s why they give you infinite pointless tasks, hide money in trees and rocks, invented debt that doesnt matter etc. it’s why they always act so happy to see you even after you raze the entire island, relocate their houses twice, and always act so pleased about your choices no matter what. it’s all to keep their little endangered human healthy and enriched. and thinking of it this way has genuinely improved my experience of the game

[woman-becomer]

I'm under the influence can someone please tell me I'm pretty and pat my head

[thememedaddy]

[sindri42]

I understand that most of your calls can be resolved by telling the dumbass on the other end to plug it in properly, or maybe turn something off and back on again. But I, an advanced dumbass, have already tried that and I'm afraid it's worse than either of us thought going into this.

[lentilswitheverything]

Once had an IT guy tell me the only possible explanation was a localised black hole under my desk disrupting the space time continuum, and I've always been obscurely proud of having an error that severe, even though it definitely wasn't me creating localised gravitational anomalies

[bumblebeebats]

I once had a computer problem so weird that it was escalated through like 4 different tiers of Apple Care until I was on the phone with this incredibly earnest guy who told me [in the thickest Eastern European accent imaginable]: "Oh my God... This is so strange... Haha!! Oh my God!!! Charlie, I will tell you, I have never encountered anything like this in my seven years of working here! All my days are spent usually helping people with stupid nonsense, but Charlie, you have brought me a PUZZLE! You have brought me a GIFT! I am FASCINATED! Now, I am going to get my manager, but Charlie, I PROMISE you. I PROMISE YOU, I will be back soon. PLEASE, Charlie, stay with me, and I PROMISE I will return to you and my manager and I will take care of you. OK?" and yes thank you i did tear up

[i-am-a-fish]

I'm girl

[detectivegargoyle-deactivated20]

If I could express the sheer amount of energy while playing music that Rowlf is showing right here. I would be famous before I knew it.

[downydig]

Happy Rowlf Bangin Out the Tunes Thursday

[sayruq]

[nando161mando]

[sapoteylx]

Today marks the 76th anniversary of the Nakba, the ethnic cleansing of Palestinians to make way for Israel in 1948.

Over 750,000 Palestinians were displaced that day. This did not start on October 7th.

Know their history, fight for their future. 🍉

[akajustmerry]

important to note than there are also gofundmes for Palestinians who need funds to rebuild their homes and businesses that need as much attention as gofundmes for those fleeing genocide. I feel like helping Palestinians shouldn't be synonymous with displacement.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Jared Padalecki tried hitting me with a car.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[i-am-a-fish]

not to be dramatic but if there are any vampires out there I have a neck and I'm kind of lonely right now if I'm being honest

[amjadsido]

Hello my friends, I am writing to you with a heavy heart, hoping for your response I wrote a lot of words and shared many sufferings through some pictures and videos But at this particular time, I would like to tell you that there is not much time for me to continue sharing my news with you Please feel free to contribute to save my children's lives

Donate to SAVE my family from the war in Gaza - Rafah, organized by Amjad Sido

I am Amjad, 29 years old, a Palestinian from Gaza. I currently reside in… Amjad Sido needs your support for SAVE my family from the w

[booasaur]

God, Palestinians can't have anything

I've often seen this person's posts pop up, he's known for the number of cats he feeds, even before this, hence the username. The other day, I remember seeing that pic of him and that tiny little puppy on the beach and being cheered up by it. It's just so sad... they literally can't have anything.

If anyone wants to help this man, he has links for both an evacuation gofundme and PayPal to help feed the cats:

Donate to Fundraiser for safe passage from Gaza into Egypt., organized by Mona Chaaban

I am Mona Chaaban, and I am reaching out to you for support in assistin… Mona Chaaban needs your support for Fundraiser for safe passage fro

Go to paypal.me/help1animals and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.