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You’re doing God’s work.

thanks bro

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Aster: Why were these hot chocolates in the oven, you could’ve burned the house down!

Richter: You asked for hot chocolate.

Aster: Richter, I SWEAR TO-

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Richter: But you died? I saw it!

Aster: Trickery.

Richter: You exploded!

Aster: Wasn’t there.

Richter: But- THEY FOUND YOUR TEETH.

Aster: Always been handy with the pliers! [smiles revealing all their teeth are gold]

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Aster: I need you to help me fix something.

Richter: Of course, what?

Aster: I need you to help me fix my dick from getting a boner.

Richter: I-

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Aster: So, you ready to get to work?

Richter: No, I followed you here for the exercise.

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Aster: I’m going to get soup.

Richter: Be careful not to burn yourself, it’s hot.

Aster: Pff. I’m not going to burn myself.

[30 seconds later]

Aster, entering the room: I burned myself.

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Aster: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?

Richter: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it.

Ratatosk: Three of us saw it, Richter. How do you explain that?

Richter: [points at Lloyd] Sleep deprivation. [points at Ratatosk] Paranoid. [points at Zelos] Delusional personality disorder.

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Richter: This isn’t the weirdest thing to happen to me today.

Aster: Well, the day just started!

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Ratatosk: So, what, now I’m just supposed to do anything that Aster does? I mean, what if he jumped off a cliff?

Richter: If Aster were to jump off a cliff, he would’ve done his due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Aster jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.

Ratatosk: You jump off a cliff!

Richter: Gladly. Provided Aster did first.

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Aster: [sniffing]

Aster: Something’s changed.

Richter: Oh, it’s a new cologne. My barber suggeste-

Aster: No, not you! I know what you smell like.

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Aster: Don’t change the subject!

Richter: What’s the subject?

Aster: Me!

[siriuslygetawayfrommeyoupleebs]

‘Richt-,

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Nehara is the pimple on the butt known as the Tales fandom. Like. She’s one of those nasty roaches running around our living room, and most of our roommates won’t even do anything about her. They won’t even call an exterminator for a quote. Disappointing, really.

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I wonder why he hates this woman so much?

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Here, have some screenshots of Shigu cheating on Nehara/Amanda. I’m glad he’s cheating on a groomer so often.

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Here we stan Aster Laker and hate pedophiles.

[pinenappo]

[Hand Drawn TOS-R] Lost Time Memory with Richter Yaaas, I finally finished it! I drew Lost Time Memory (the last chorus part only) with Richter and Aster. I’ve always thought this song matched so well with their relationship..! I’d be more than happy if you took a look at it!