no great secret . there is only you

| Oberon/Griffin | 25 | bi | he/him |

[lost-but-with-coffee]

[rpfofficial]

it's crazy how february-june didn't happen

[smute]

i think the most upsetting thing about american-flavor puritanism is how fucking patronizing it is. it's 2026 but the whole world still has to deal with a cultural hegemony grown from the gnarled vestiges of victorian-era paternalism. tax-paying adults with passports and the right to vote are treated like wayward children because of the antiquated idea that authorities must protect the weak minds of the unwashed masses from depravity and corruption. the average american can send a fellow citizen to the chair, but they can't piss in a ditch without being declared an outlaw. american entertainment media is saturated with sex, but you can't talk about it online without getting your account suspended. it's such blatant censorship at a universal scale, but because sexual content is framed as inherently dangerous, this restriction on basic adult autonomy, this blanket denial of moral and intellectual adulthood, can be reframed as protection, an expression of care, a moral duty. "won't someone think of the children!" I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN!

[smute]

thank god that the video game that features slow motion animations of graphic gunshot wounds and is rated 18+ has a profanity filter in single player offline mode. thank you for protecting this 33 year old mind from the corrupting influence that is a horse named apple slut

[peachducy]

he can count on me guys

[ankle-beez]

new snapcube video is great

[remcadll]

UTRH outfit.... single tear slides down my face

[lcdlcdlcd]

um does he KNOW he’s ryan gosling or is someone gonna tell him

(still image \/)

[khael0]

[my-nida]

[lcdlcdlcd]

Happy Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 guys at least he was up there

[waldos-art]

Oh thank god they get a beach day episode

[olenndo0]

superbat love square inspired by #that post by the supah cool @y3np3ws

[deepfrieddeltarunememes]

it's pretty gut-wrenching how slowly and reluctantly Kris is walking in the Weird Route, until Susie asks to see the festival together with them, at which point they walk at their normal speed

[frenzied-chimera]

age gap

[post-pacific]

Quing and Queen of Hometown

[technician-the]

made in blender, based on a soviet era postcard. this is all rendered in eevee, with the windows and light details drawn with grease pencil. I animated the little people in the windows as well, but maybe I shouldn't have bothered.

[sir-poltergeist]

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