Little Pizza Heaven

Get it? Like piece...

[troythecatfish]

[toastbutteregg]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]

[teathattast]

[legend-tripper]

[metallicat777]

This is literally my favorite tweet of all time. It’s so powerful.

She Freaken Forgor Me

[doncherrycola]

i agree with british people when they say fooking ell

[lenn-ey]

crossfaded on apple slices and peanut butter

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

Me: my god.. i did it.. i killed him..!

Angel on my shoulder: we're extremely fortunate. You shot him in the side of the head and you're wearing gloves. Place the gun in his hand and set the house ablaze. Officer Goger's tragic suicide will be the perfect cover story

Devil on my shoulder: Goger was always eating stuffing and spelt wheat and steel cut oats. Bet he'd taste reeeeal good on a spit with an apple in his mouth. Come on, i've seen the way you've looked at him..

My tulpa, a 6'9" DD smokeshow hottie PS1 graphics anthro leopard girl in a lab coat: you must put a baby in me Your Highness, quickly!

[midnightmadwoman]

Please take this in the most encouraging and constructive way possible: replace the batteries in the CO2 detectors in your home

[codex-entry]

the singular reply on this

[elalmadelmar]

Your NFTs Are Actually -- Finally -- Totally Worthless

New report from industry researchers finds that 95 percent of the once-hyped crypto assets have hit rock-bottom valuation

95% of NFTs are worthless, and most of the most expensive ones are priced between $5-100 where they were once drawing millions US$ apiece

Not a moment too soon, and fully deserved 😎

In conclusion-

[ladyshinga]

[sercj]

[bakersfield-row]

[cryptotheism]

She let me hit it because I solved her riddles three

[bobakett]

When my hot wrestler wife leaves me

[bobakett]

Oh wrong post

[cryptotheism]

No stay in this space with me

[sacred-portal]

[mousenemy]

Building my hamster a whole metroidvania for him to suddenly die in

[mousenemy]

youre not allowed to come in its for hamsters

[rat-king-they-them]