The Lioness Wizard Of Tomorrow

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“Taste my lightning cloud!”

Ainsley (or Ainz)

Pronoun(s): she/her/hers

Sexual Orientation: Sex-repulsed asexual

Romantic Orientation: Demiromantic

Gender Identity: Genderqueer Cisfem, Xenogender user

Official Neurodivergent Diagnoses: Autism Spectrum Disorder, Generalized Anxiety Disorder

Radqueer Identities:Transage/Translifespan**, Wizard Cookie (Cookie Run: Kingdom) Transcharacter, Transowner of Light of Knowledge (Cookie Run: Kingdom)

Alterhuman Identities: Canon-divergent Wizard Cookie (Cookie Run) fictionkin, weredragonkin, Land Pavillion (EPCOT) placekin, lion mythkin, Gingerbrave (Cookie Run: Kingdom) soulbond

Ideologies: MOGAI, Pro-Contraqueer, Feminist, Progressive, Left, Omnist magical practitioner, Pro-Endo (I’m a singlet, though), Pro-radqueer (within reason), Pro-consent

*Still figuring out, subject to change

**My chronoage is in the mid-20s, but as someone who identifies as someone with a longer lifespan than that of a regular mortal, I currently still identify as a child or teen (the math is vague here) I still age, just not as quickly as my chronoage does. Also, no, I am not pretending to be a child to get a human chronochild into bed with me. I have a plushie of my soulbond for any romantic cuddles I might need.

DNI if NSFW, and don’t harrass or trick me

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I may have looked way too much into my past life as Wizard Cookie because it has turned out to have diverged from canon so much that it isn’t even recognizable anymore and is too anxiety-inducing for me to ask my guides about anymore.

I already knew that it was a timeline that Timekeeper had to get rid of, but now I understand why.

For this reason, I’ve decided to take down the Kin Tower of Records, which didn’t get a lot of engagement on here anyway, so I’m sure it won’t be that devastating a loss.

I am still transcharacter of Wizard Cookie and in transownership of the light of knowledge, though. It’s not like I can do anything about that./gen

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Here is my profile pic for pride, including Mana Cookie in my style!

Flags included: Xenogirl, Dragongender, Radqueer, Asexual, Demiromantic

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If there isn’t a term for this, I’m coining it now!

(Radqueer Warning!)

Translifespan

Definition: A transage-adjacent transID where you identify as having a longer or shorter lifespan than you’re bodily expected to have. This was coined with alterhumans and transpecies individuals in mind, but can apply to anyone this resonates with.

As a Wizard Cookie (Cookie Run: Kingdom) fictionkin who has a soul jam (a magical jam crystal which slows aging), I mature slower than my human body does, so I coined this term for myself.

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I realized I might be radqueer and I’m scared!/gen

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Saw GingerBrave’s gift preferences from Tower of Adventures and felt the need to share!

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Self indulgent selfship stimboard of ManaBrave (Wizard Cookie kinsona x Transfem!GingerBrave) with gold stims of royal, knightly and magical themes.

Minors DNI

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Updates (April 27, 2026)

*Warning* This post mentions darkshipping and using she/her pronouns for canon divergent versions of characters that would be male if they weren’t canon divergent. If this makes you uncomfortable, don’t bother reading further.

The GingerBrave from my timeline as a canon divergent Wizard Cookie, as I’ve already mentioned, is a spirit guide I talk to in this timeline and darkship/selfship with. After talking to this particular GingerBrave for a while, I have decided to tell the people of Tumblr, with my GingerBrave’s permission, that she is transfem. I am not forcing this on her, nor does this mean that the canon GingerBrave is necessarily trans himself . We are canon divergent, after all! You can call canon GingerBrave a boy all you want, but just know that I’m talking about my sweet beloved specifically when referring to GingerBrave with she/her pronouns!

My GingerBrave has taken on her own kind of form recently, but since she has not given me clearance to show that, I’ll just show her to you like this. Yes, she took beauty tips from Glinda Cookie, and this was my GingerBrave’s idea, not mine.

In other related news, I have perfected a Wizard Cookie kinsona to share with you all!

This is Mana Cookie! Her full name is “Mana Jelly Lion Cookie” (inspired by the concept of Mana, Mana jellies and jelly lions) but “Mana Cookie” is less of a mouthful. I also took inspiration from Pure Vanilla Cookie’s Fount of Knowledge outfit in Kingdom’s “Convergence of Fates” story and Wizard Cookie’s Arcane Mage costume from Ovenbreak.

Note: I was not part lion like this in my Wizard Cookie past life! This is more inspired by the being I am now in this timeline.

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Update on my “darkshipping” situation:

I am a Wizard Cookie fictionkin that self ships with Gingerbrave, but I am bodily an adult. Gingerbrave is canonically a minor, but here’s why this is not the sort of darkshipping you think it is: I believe my kintype was a past life, and ship myself with the Gingerbrave who was in my past life as Wizard Cookie. That Gingerbrave has already lived a full life, passed on and became a sort of soulbond spirit. Compared to me in this current timeline, I am much younger.

I am still darkshipping, but with me shipping myself with a much older entity. I’m the baby here.

Let that sink in.

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Calorfem (Self-Indulgent)

:Image ID: A flag with 7 stripes, colored as listed from top to bottom: orange-ish pink, orange, yellow, white, yellow, orange, orange-ish pink. Each stripe is thicker the further you get from the central stripe of white. In the middle, there is a orange-ish pink female/Venus symbol inside of a white, four-pointed star shape. The star shape has waves radiating out from yellow, to orange, to orange-ish pink. :End Image ID:

Definition: A xenic form of feminine identity where connecting to it makes you feel warm, like literally you feel heat eminating from somewhere inside you. This may or may not get to the point where you feel like you’re literally glowing, but depends on the user.

Etymology: Calor (Latin for “warmth” or “heat”) + fem (short for “feminine”)

Note: If this term already exists, or if this is a normal part of being AFAB cisfem (or even transfem of any sort), I’m sorry I assumed. I am on the Autism spectrum, and this seems to at least be my experience with femininity. It took a while to finalize explaining my identity with my difficulty gauging my feelings, but I reached a point where I can be content with the explanation shown in this post.

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Updates for those who give a crud about my blog:

I think I am going through a period of spiritual psychosis right now, NOT in the sense of, “it turns out my alterhumanity was fake lol”, but rather, “it turns out I was so focused on my Wizard Cookie kintype that it was affecting my mental health”. The “Light of Knowledge” I was talking to was actually doing me more harm than good psychologically, so I cut that guide out of my life. I am taking a temporary break from doing divination with my other guides as well, and it seems like my Land Pavilion placekin type will be taking the reigns until I feel like I can come back to my spirit guides.

I might work on an updated design for my EPCOT kinsona from my blog’s early days, Seanda now that my EPCOT kintype is more specified. I might even post it if anyone here is interested. No promises that this redesign will be concrete, however, or that I will actually post it if I don’t feel up to it.

Thank you to those who decided to read this from a place of caring and not hatred.

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For those who read this: I changed my mind about not embodying my Wizard Cookie kintype. I was Wizard Cookie before I inherited the light of knowledge, so it does not define the kintype in its entirety. As an act of rebellion against thinking that the light of knowledge and I are one and the same, because it as a spirit guide told me to withhold such information, I will have an infodumping post about my Cookie Run kintypes’ stories/lore! It will be in the works as soon as this post is published, and I shall call it the “Kin Tower of Records”, a nod to canon Wizard Cookie’s haven of research!

I hope those who are curious (and of good intentions) enjoy it!

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Updates for those who give a crud about my blog:

I think I am going through a period of spiritual psychosis right now, NOT in the sense of, “it turns out my alterhumanity was fake lol”, but rather, “it turns out I was so focused on my Wizard Cookie kintype that it was affecting my mental health”. The “Light of Knowledge” I was talking to was actually doing me more harm than good psychologically, so I cut that guide out of my life. I am taking a temporary break from doing divination with my other guides as well, and it seems like my Land Pavilion placekin type will be taking the reigns until I feel like I can come back to my spirit guides.

I might work on an updated design for my EPCOT kinsona from my blog’s early days, Seanda now that my EPCOT kintype is more specified. I might even post it if anyone here is interested. No promises that this redesign will be concrete, however, or that I will actually post it if I don’t feel up to it.

Thank you to those who decided to read this from a place of caring and not hatred.

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Fair warning, I’m changing my blog theme to match a kintype I haven’t talked about on here until now:

The Light of Resolution. As in Dark Cacao’s soul jam, not Dark Cacao.

I’m pretty sure this is from a different timeline than my Wizard Cookie kintype, though. But then again, so is my Moonlight Cookie kintype.

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Magical Hero Concept

I have decided to finally reveal a bit of my fictotype’s canon (I am a canon-divergent Wizard Cookie kin) along with showing a magical hero concept I have based off of it(I am considering becoming an IRL magical hero)!

First off, here are the main points of my fictotype’s canon:

1. When Dark Enchantress Cookie takes the Ancient cookies’ soul jams, she betrays the Beast cookies and takes their soul jams soon after.

2. The soul jams of the Ancients and Beasts get recombined into the old virtues in the process.

3. These soul jams somehow get taken away from Dark Enchantress, and given to the Bravegang (whom I shall refer to as the “Brave Five”).

4. The soul jams are inherited by the Brave Five as follows: Gingerbrave gets the soul jam of Solidarity; Strawberry Cookie gets the soul jam of Happiness; Custard Cookie III gets the soul jam of Volition/Will; Chili Pepper Cookie gets the soul jam of Change; I, as Wizard Cookie, get the soul jam of Knowledge.

5. The soul jam of Knowledge becomes a hair clip.

Now, to explain the magical hero concept:

- The Light of Knowledge acts as the “magical companion” that powers a hair clip I decorated myself to represent the soul jam.

-Btw, the Light of Knowledge is a legitimate spirit guide of mine, whom I sometimes refer to as my “Cookie Higher Self”.

- The inspiration is mainly based on my kintype, with celestial and wizardly motifs, but also on Hermes, the Greek messenger god, to reference my duty as a magical hero to deliver and teach magical knowledge. How I will carry out said duty is yet to be seen, though.

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Get it? Because I kin Wizard Cookie?

Ok, carry on.

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It just dawned on me what is most likely going to happen in Eternal Sugar Cookie’s backstory.

LEAK SPOILER WARNING:

This is the leaked sprite for Eternal Sugar when she was the Sugar/Bringer of Happiness. I noticed that, because this is most likely from the beginning of her corruption, some parts of her outfit are melting off. You know what this reminds me of?

The sugar gnomes.

They melt when they feel strong emotions, usually stress, because the “4-star” sugar they’re made of is so delicate.

Eternal Sugar Cookie literally has “sugar” in her name, and considering that she was made to be some sort of deity figure, the sugar that makes her up would be of the same quality, if not better.

If that is the case, then this could imply that severe stress led to Eternal Sugar’s fall.

Boy, does she need therapy.

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Alright, I’m settling this inner turmoil of mine once and for all:

Is a selfship with a canonical minor (In my case, Gingerbrave from Cookie Run: Kingdom) problematic if you’re physically an adult, but have an equally minor-aged kintype of the same source (In my case, Wizard Cookie)? Also, does it count as darkshipping?

Yes, No

No, No

Yes, Yes

No, Yes

Voting ended onDec 15, 2025

Note 1. This doesn’t mean that if the majority of people say no that I will stop doing this selfship. It just means that: A, I learn what Tumblr thinks about this and I can act accordingly on here, and B, I can get a little education on how this situation works.

Note 2. If you leave a comment on this post, please be considerate, and give me constructive feedback. I don’t want people harassing me or calling me being a pedophile/groomer, which I absolutely am not trying to condone anyone being.

Note 3. I am on the aromantic spectrum, and don’t have crushes all that often, but it seems that I am more romantically attracted to the vibes and/or personality of a person or character than their physicality. This is why I’m dealing with the dilemma being discussed here.