c a r e t a k e r ᵃᵘᵗᵒᵖˡᵃʸ

[ufomism]

did you know?

for just $0.00 a day you can provide me with Attention

[airioch]

oh god you guys i am so sorry for not being here. I’ve been super super busy with college, things are lightening up a little now though so I should be here to do things in the next few days. so so sorry for vanishing for a month <3

[billdecker]

“There’s still stuff worth fighting for.”

[billdecker]

“You know, twenty-four hours ago I was doing okay. I mean, my life was shit but at least it made sense, and then all of a sudden, ‘Oh yeah, your wife’s alive only she’s with some fucker that looks like you! Oh, and also, your mum’s not your mum and you’re gonna die! Best regards, The Universe.’”

[billdecker]

It’s Ariel, okay. My real name, it’s Ariel. Yes, like The Little-fucking-Mermaid. 

[airioch]

has collected all of my drafts so I’ll start working on them tomorrow. laptop isn’t coming with me until the afternoon because I’m on my feet in the tv studio all morning, so starters and replies will start coming out after lunch. goodnight for now.

[airioch]

I’m going to make some icons from those You, Me & the Apocalypse videos, and then I’ll do things. so,

                STARTER CALL !!

[perfuckedtion]

Today I’m wearing a lovely shade of I slept like shit so don’t piss me off

[avenuesofinspiration]

SEBAGO | Photographer © | AOI

[uncleism-blog]

                                            sometimes you need to do something   BAD                                             to stop you from doing something WORSE

[airioch]

that moment when you realise you have two muses called Charlie and both of the face claims have the same name. just spelt differently. wow.

[airioch]

" truth is, you’re all full of shit. "

pathology

    “I’m full of shit?? Mate... MATE. Excuse the fuck out of me? I’m full of shit? You’re gonna want to sit the fuck down and reevaluate yourself. Someone is full of shit and it ain’t me.”

[yubinlees-deactivated20220906]

pathology (2008 movie) sentences

[anoiiinted-deactivated20190806]

if you could kill anyone, and get away with it, who would you kill?

the guy who invented condoms. fuck that guy.

c’mon, answer the question.

oh, i’m sorry - did you wanna fuck me that bad?

alright. well do you want the truth or just something clever?

truth is, you’re all full of shit.

who needs motive?

we’re animals. it’s in our nature to kill. basic. simple. you should have all figured that out by now. of course, we’re civilized, we socialize. we sit around and talk about it over a beer. we don’t actually do it.

but if we could actually get away with it? kill anyone? anyone at all? we would kill anyone. anyone at all.

the only emperor, is the emperor of ice cream.

it was nitrous oxide.

you shared a drink with him but you didn’t drink.

you cut him up while he was still alive, but unconscious.

motherfucker. well, you are good.

there was no struggle.

hey, you want to play the game, you gotta bring something to the table.

i know exactly what you’re thinking.

you think you feel guilty, but it’s not that. 

there’s no such thing as guilty. there’s just the fear of getting caught.

your brain’s all sick and twisted up.

you’re paranoid everyone knows you fucked up.

you’re going to lose everything.

you’re not going to sleep tonight.

nothing has changed.

after a few days you’re going to realize no one knows shit.

this whole bloody thing that’s amounted to you as some kind of importance has somehow slipped beneath the notice of the world.

you’ll be a new man.

yeah, we’re going to hell.

you’re losing it, (character name)!

let’s take a look inside.

i’ve misjudged you.

i expect you two will get along quite well.

you wanted to know if there was a problem? there is one. we don’t like you.

that’s not a problem.

you don’t wanna to be cutting into the poop pipe, kid.

that stuff will kill you.

we all gotta go at some point, right?

to the dead!

this where you bring all your dates?

you killed him.

what is this, a game?

exactly. It’s a game.

i don’t fucking believe this.

come on and get over it, will you?

there are 6.5 million people in the city. trust me, this asshole will not be missed.

really, who needs a reason? we’re animals. it’s our nature to kill. remember?

how do you know I won’t tell?

are you playing fair?

oh, what an imagination.

paid a visit to us last month, in fact. 

chairman of an obscenely profitable banking institution, and a hell of a guy I might add. 

hell of a guy.

hunting… i’d say hunting’s a lot better in the city.

you look very sexual… i mean, alluring.

are you fucking kidding me? huh?

fuck you. don’t touch me.

oh, what? you want to fuck that guy? you want to fuck that guy? go fuck that guy! 

hey, we got a fucking whore in the room! 

go fuck him. 

just remember your ass belongs to me.

you don’t fucking own me.

oh, I get it.

fuck you.

what the fuck?

by the way, props to you for killing everyone.

uh-oh. who’s that? that’s you. that’s me. that’s me. me. you. me. you. me. you’re me. 

you’re a fucking killer. you’re a fucking animal.

your fiancée is really beautiful. 

you must be very happy.

tomorrow night, just you and me. 

[airioch]

pockyandmatbayntonappreciation said: I watch it on virgin media catch up and taking loads of screenshots for episode 1 now doing it for episode 2

     bLESS YOU. I had no idea you could do that with virgin oh my god thank you !! <3

[airioch]

if anyone has a download or link to watch ‘you me & the apocalypse online’ in good quality I’ll love you forever. I need it for screen caps to make icons B)))

[angstmemes]

worried starters

trigger warnings apply! ( mental illness, drugs and alcohol use, self-destructive behaviours, and vomiting )

“You haven’t slept for days, have you?” “Are you eating properly? You don’t look it.” “Why do you keep stumbling over your words? Just how tired are you?” “You need to think about yourself every once in a while.” “I know your work is important, but you’re going to end up in hospital if you go on like this!” “You haven’t even touched your food. What’s going on?” “You look so… empty. I’m worried for you, please talk to me.” “Are you alright in there? You’re so quiet.” “How did you get these bruises? Please don’t lie to me.” “There’s something bothering you that you’re not telling me and I can see it slowly destroying you. What happened?” “You’re sleep deprived and you haven’t been eating. Why do you think you’re feeling dizzy?” “I can give you some pills to help you sleep. They aren’t healthy, but this is even less healthy.” “If you didn’t just blink I would’ve sworn you were dead, that’s how sickly you’re looking. Go to bed, please!” “Have you drank all of these bottles in one weekend?!” “I know you don’t want this, but it’s for your own good. Sign the papers so they can pick you up tomorrow and you can get clean.” “What the hell are you doing?! Did you do that to yourself?!” “When was the last time you left the house? Or opened the curtains for that matter.” “Here, just keep breathing. It’ll be okay. Better out than in…” “This can’t go on like this! You’re not eating, you’re not sleeping, you barely talk!” “I’m sorry. I went through your room and found this. Explain what the hell this is doing in your room!” “I thought you’d quit! How long have you been lying to me?” “I’m only trying to help and right now I think I have a much better idea of what you need than you do.” “Did you take anything? Why are you passing out? Hey! Stay with me!”

[airioch]

???

         “I  –  uh, broke your thing.” Ariel handed the two pieces back to          the male,  shying away  from him in  case he started  to become          angry.  “Really  sorry about  that.  I  didn’t  know how  it  worked.’

  “OH.” he wanted to sound upset, he should have sounded pretty pissed, but he    just couldn’t bring himself to even frown. It wasn’t his, it had never been his; don’t    get him wrong, he didn’t steal it, he wouldn’t even want it in his house had he the    choice. It wasn’t in his hands for very long, he was more than happy just to drop    it upon the nearest surface and cast it out of his mind entirely.

  “Nah don’t worry about it, it looks better in half and completely fucking destroyed.”