The Dumbasses Paradice

hey the last thing was edgy so here;s an appology, sorry. Also this is my “all fandom” account

[airon2-0]

A drag path, but it’s the previous generation forcing the next to fix their mistakes and actively stopping them

[king]

u know that thing where an animals grow in a far off place and some idiot introduces him to a new habitat and it turns out its characteristics that help them in their own sometimes are too helpful in the new one and they become like an invasive species yeah thats the word i was missing anyway back to my point i think i saw a human version of that just now i was driving in tonights snow storm and i saw a man wearing a big ass cowboy hat to keep the snow off him and a bandit red bandana to keep it off his face and a big ass pancho to keep him warm and nice ass cowboy boots to keep his calves dry and he was prancing along while everyone on the road looked miserable and frozen solid and idk i guess the point im trying to make here is i feel like cowboys would have taken over russia if given the chance or something

[faestruck]

As an Evolutionary Biologist, this is a roller-coaster from start to finish.

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[unpeeled-human]

one of my personal favorite tropes

[alien-43827]

*flies past*

[unpeeled-human]

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[holmesandtheroman]

NOTICE: As more and more fanfic writers are using generative AI for their works (you uncreative dweebs), I hereby swear on everything I hold dear that I have not and will NEVER use generative AI in ANY of my written work. Everything I post will be organically and creatively my own.

[jerrycummblr-deactivated2025012]

It's really simple. If you're born with a vagina and you naturally have elevated testosterone levels, you're a man. If you have a vagina and you take testosterone, you're a woman. But also if you have a vagina, you'll never be a man. But also if you have higher testosterone then you were never a woman. Woman never yes man a vagina testosterone no was an elevated. Vagina man.

[son-of-crows-and-rats]

[airon2-0]

You know what would be so fucking cool visually?

Someone or, mayhaps a robot, with a minigun arm. And the way they spin it up is ripping it along the ground

[heart-wit-strength]

They should invent eyes that don't get tired and brain that don't get fried from being overworked as I wanna be able to hyperfocus on binge-reading my books all day without consequences

[airon2-0]

Me when I discover a web novel with 200+ chapeterz

[moringmark]

[ordinaryschmuck]

Ghost: Mother, why have you forsaken me...

[casualfoxwitch]

[starburr]

[kyoryu]

What in tarnation

[agalychnisspranneusroseus]

Some sashannarcies 🥰

[moringmark]

[i-am-a-fish]

I want cool bug wings. cool transparent bug wings that flap real fast. I want to fly around like a dragonfly. I've wanted this for quite some time and I thought I would share

[airon2-0]

Fish has species ffishforya, wants to be a flying fish

[star6olt]

the bros ever

[pukicho]

🫵🫵🫵

[airon2-0]

The reason deus in Latin means god, is because Zeus, was a Latin god.