❝ i LOVE seeing people who come into my work. they always give me this look of utter embarrassment and quickly walk by as if their shoelaces are the most interesting things in the world. it’s AMAZING. ❞
“None of you can hold your drinks is a shame really. One jar and they’re all acting like idiots. I’d bet you fifty bucks right now I could drink half of these people here under the table.”











