Adventures in Shitty Voice Dictation AISVD

I spew shit directly from my head, or read or other stuff i can't think of now to a cumputer using free and/or very cheap and unreliable conversion software. Hiliarity/and or just stuff seems to happen most of the time. Mostly. 

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THE PIG POEM, by Roald Dahl translated from speech to text

But they do at home by roald Dahl

and in one wants to lead the big and wonderfully clever paid to everybody was plain that the guy had a massive brain he worked on sun's insiders said there was no bookie and read he knew what made an airplane fly in URL in jim's work in one he knew all this pattern and one question drove him around the bend he simply couldn't puzzle out of life is really all about what was the reason for his bird why was the place a bond said his giant bring one round and round alas no answer could be found till suddenly one wonders night on the flashes of light he jumped up like a ballet dancer and yelled by come I got the answer they want might be concise by sliced to sell at a tremendous price below my tender juicy chops to put in the butcher shops they want my porch and make arrests and not be apart the cost amounts they want my sausages and strings they even limited owns the butcher shop the car the night that's the reason for my life such thoughts as these are not designed to give up a great piece of mind next morning incomes farmer bland up 80 upticks willingness and entity with a mighty war bash the farmer to the floor now comes the rider grisly bed so let's not make too much of it except that you must understand that the DDB Barbara and he am up from head to toe chairing the piece is nice and slow it took an hour to reach that the because there was so much to eat and when he finished a good course of absolutely no remorse slowly he scratches bringing head and with as little smiley said I had a fairly powerful hunch that he might have been for his lunch and so because I feared the worst I've done a better guy and first

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Excerpt from chapter one of Cervantes’ DON QUIXOTE, translated from speech to text.

And where one chapter one which deals with the status and way of life of the famous donkey hunted down Lange and village in the Mancha I don't know I don't want to bother you with its than go and not very long ago one of those German who keep the lands in the Lansford an ancient shield the scanning old outdoors and the bass greyhound 3/4 his income went into his punts to which contained a good deal more Calvin shoot the cold solely in the slides Friday and beans and lentils and send it in Saturday's leftover scraps and sometimes a slender young pigeon for Sunday all rescinded up in the heavy broadcloth home builder of bridges he wore on the stairs with golden slippers to match and the fine quality homes when he wore with great dignity during the week he lived with a housekeeper her heroes who was ever 40 and niece who had reached 20 plus aboard for the fields and market has spent as much time settling the old course as wielding the permanent are gentleman was getting close to 50 but strong lead in his face sharp always wrap and tone and a devoted father it said his family name was quick Hata or maybe to say to their some disagreement among the riders to discuss the matter the more the than likely his name was really a core home not that this makes much difference in our story it's just important it opens respectfully as you can and you cut and you've also got to understand that the Athens and gentlemen spends his free time wichmann almost all the time reading tales of several chivalry with such passion and pleasure that he almost forgot to keep up his hunting not to mention taking care of his estate during his curiosity and closeness so far that he sold it a correct are a corrupted cropland in order to buy books of these tales he brought home as many as he could find and read them but none seemed to him as good as those run by the famous of the scion of the Soviet for which your route list for the clarity of their purpose and their complicated arguments to his mind positively perlite especially when he read down and love declarations and letters full of courtly challenges like the ability to reason and unreason which has affected my reason saps my ability to reason so that I complain that the good reason of your intimate loveliness or the heavens on the high and divinely drop your divinity down on you like stars themselves Bernie Richter strength buffs making you deserving of the high desert's which your MMC deserves

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iPhone notes. A great place to dictate a quick thought and have it turned into a different one.

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Market would like to apologize for six dollars would like to remind you of the other high-quality definitely nonradicular products like you baby carrots 35 probiotic in the back of the couchin the back of the couch it's more of our new in season arrivals like going back-and-forth healthier nebulas good how about wearing yoga pants so forget that stupid asparagus

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Vocals but it was that you were scared of you love you were on in the early days because we did Tony together in early was the pot a minute though informal and so her and that was that there was no booking process as you're bigshot talent coordinator but it was fun and we we talked a lot about and progress of the grapes which are still up

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Pass was this ranch said where they rent horses and we knew about it and my my mom dropped my cousin and I offer girl and we are going to go horseback riding she come back in a couple hours so we're renting the horses are giving her names this old guy is filling out the paperwork and some guy some crazy young guy maybe I was really long so he's probably in his 20s came running into the office is it startled as the old guys in order

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Found some really bad software.

The the tuna 714 and two dozen kids can the first person Clinton asserts the inner sunset lawn tennis of the purse the curse of M A and I've come and see the second user can go a bit more distant thunder then the SunOS is the minister and tomorrow edges and served as a june to our intuition on the issue of how long the Indians to thurmond's From the Savannah and so on and exited from scenario serve the first time the militias in avenues for much of the house and the own via home will sue Evans of home runs the Alliance City you personally invited to the 11th time to Dr. Sean Fuhrman as soon as the women in the back of my mind that I do see this came from 10 times home loans saint Helens room using cheaper than buying a home the winning column home show the practitioners of an in the highest and save and invest those are the others, crazy insert hearing things on the ensuing housing and say that that's a day of the ouster of the edges the senate hearing bands from didn't see anything that could only heard some stuff that was weird of the voices only saying just know that the fed the incident that the and it isn't easy-to: one was sent out-of- and why is it even more stable anything that could end in june of an outline for one woman When they have paid a dividend payout that these two incidents and sunny, and student issue than just a nice of them reason from the family and The end of the noon and night in a database in the past and an exhibit that is the more than the threshold of the news is that much easier to Tom kite said to us from instant fame has been designed to maintain and improve the way to do that the dozen dead fans as the environment and on the NASDAQ's but I will say works in as if it does not turn of the station's stain you know of and Diana judge the long and this was a small one time because of the addictive properties and the and statement on the right now in this exchange avenue exit since it's just been very helpful of an so highly of the st ated that an interest UNOL, apologize if you didn't know it has turned around and Bakker something on these errors that you and that nothing can only understand it's very clear: and then you have a variety of firmly believed and I hope you need and that they can express in words how grateful and you sell the Russian politician that ends soon as well as the case and

Transcribed from an Olympus VN-722 digital voice recorder and file transcribed by Express Scribe: Free Edition. Taken from my personal audio journal with the entry date of June Fourteenth, The Year Of Our Lord, Twenty Fifteen 

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What you get when you have Chromevox (accessibility software that reads selected text on screen out loud) read random lines from Shakespeare’s MACBETH with a French accent while your other computer’s shit dictation program tries its best to do anything I swear I did not edit this one bit.

I'll see if he can do it like me and we can meet again in thunder like the look the things have happened to see the news of Texas and when he starts with an adventure into the best fight his windows in his pieces who contend with you should be by the silence with that nothing. With balls and put them down before him instant dictionary by phone the tragedy of Macbeth Shakespeare home beach instant dictionary by phone besides besides the instant Trinity Beckham the instruments of Afghanistan give me your feelings funniest the funniest and the Duncan might they are not nothing nothing in his life there's no luck good with his cousin heavy on me but I have spoke with one that's awesome day who did you put that lady from Jesus and God your highness f****** and 64 32 sentence what do you think of my invite at you even know miss having me that's disgusting 250 might have been mine only I have left to see hey don't 3450 TV station listening English pinch hitter you have no spa is Alicia Keys indulgences listen Facebook Inderjeet Omega no less to have done so she looked for them India what is this injection with this vacuum it to me in check messenger 16.06 who is message message to Lewis it's tough situation movie going to be seen you in DC and I was a future he's an a****** 10/28/13 Mission, Texas destination America close it cost in cash please use your sister says that's a good idea inventor haha he's my little G super straight home then I suppose I could do so. saloon what nobody and what is angry today take the phone but if they don't they don't like me second sweep when the early release on Wednesday but there's no sense in Paraguay connect with the end of this week with a place they can't wake up on Vicky to meet with Macbeth see if we could come at 5 o'clock. Waitin on silent and families take the phone back inside your place soon didn't like me inside free weekend Nina is best in the NFL Philadelphia you think I found these things daily steals equally blessed on this new they are you from England England

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The wisdom of Princess Irulan that precedes several chapters in Frank Herbert’s DUNE.

"How to approach the study of fluid needs fatal cameraman testing world I'm surprising coldness was the new play-doh at Randy's. Getting anything cooking; the way to the lady. The dreams he held for his thumb, the devotion for two men served him you see - him there a man's name by Destiny's a lovely figure with his lights dimmed behind the glory of his son"

-from Still One From Family Coming to These Other by the Princess Here Alone

"Yui Yui Yui goes to restrain a million deaths were not enough for you in from a child."

-History of Money But The Princess Here Alone

"Stretched out Polska back control the coinage and the courts durable have to rest but I ask myself and whoever rude boy did secret message to non job?"

-from The Wreckage Awakening by The Princess Here Alone

"And it came to pull pool the pool in the cave of bed beneath the keys wall hanging the van in a cell and he caught up in the revelation of the water of life he's being translated beyond the boundaries of time by the poison that gives you I might be both dead."

-I've Collected Legends of a Raucous but...  A Princess Here Alone

" He was warrior and mystic over and st. the Fox and the innocent chivalrous old lady standards in the moment of his crimes he saw the death prepared him yes he accepted the Treasury can you say he did this out of a sense of justice who's justice and remember we speak now with more deep made from skins with a wave of the hand say many just remember we speak now with the idea of the hand thing many the conventions of his Dooku passed with a wave of the hand say many how to rock."

-from A Rock is Awakening by The Princess Here Alone

Recorded from the Audiobook at 11:something on August Fourth, The Year of Our Lord, Twenty Fifteen

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Van Nuys what have they can go to URL at what you can do I make you that we shall live at the met lot about aggression we held high that we know about the threat of war we shall never ago he eight of the and we shall never fit into the ocean is not a new weapon avail of the vipers waiting for example of a eight to oh five to the point man on not making high holy white light with living call the caller that counted themselves came to realize that clean and can not be quite like Brett immigration would be the only spot edited and the light of that history every nation today that knoll the threat of all home that the United States and all the whale and what the joint free man in the ending up with me on the home team and the aft president who often have a lot pieces of lean and putting where the high end. We've chosen for the president is full of them will have to win on the current time as a nation and our commitments around the cost of freedom and only five of Americans have always hated and one that has shown a picture that is the head of surrender or submission we chose to the home a service to the mall in his family of thing by a REDB of a high as the law denies that measure that passed, it seems as though he got talent is one that will willingly sat quietly in America with gray hair care of them know that it would bring home the hole in the eighth: 11 to nine mailing , 0.080 eight topic on which he going to walk about the railing the error had America, a: if the war over a military may find talking about anyone the height of the headlight father were living at a time table that he has to grow and a whole and a little like the Beethoven that we are all men and women that he had not gone at home, and when I never live within our own goal

JFK

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Weeknight Reflections. Where I just talk about me and what happened to me. No. Really. What happened? How am I coping? Am I closer to achieving my personal and spiritual goals?

I sensed and we had someone could have good success with them when those pages of the that the few pages were reading on brave new world of the admitted in the bring back any memories from the the general am remember CIA that was that was the Aldous Huxley of the way or another passage from Amman, and throwing out because of a slave of the book slave of the book is when things are just said that the and that's not really what I said and that's sad but not in a sad way S said way share . I'm doing it again I'm looking in the supreme and it's affecting events through comes and so was his coaches from the Cisco kid on fiction well considering the omelet and often asleep today and yesterday among infants and then a home and get some sleep tonight it is a long one songs 1:00 already will fall and getting them done and intends on them and then taken an ongoing decision soon seen hopefully a prolific one more time and yet on the inner things than one active and moments been a lot better from go end word the nose momentary thing I think it really helps move sort of not think some options aren't as I myself and you have radar street almost a home is pretty therapeutic and room and to come home to an all rape and now would guess from the reason drinking and all but it's a wonder nine two maybe because usually am so tired I just come home and far unknown for each and then pass out honestly I mean I cannot I got that Nintendo three S but I am very planned because installed and the physical or mental energy to do it like I really want to I wanted it back and the gate and the games pretty bad idea of a room I wish I had the time and the time that mean crazy but the timing some crazy and some government was time to just do nothing and that means the koalas video games from some there's a tradeoff own ship, socks but the study happened happy medium onion and economic trouble hours of her is her stone yet last night and did pretty well so we'll see a home dating back and music too late night and on and starting the seek out new music for the first on a wild so by interests are slowly creeping back and on the tools so she about everything and and just generally hopeless vote should I mean I still don't like and Sylvain shaw and as though the underpriced and anxious and scared and all the things I'm always been bombed to a lesser degree so in Bozeman Stream of consciousness is my report an signing a

Recorded for posterity at 12:50 am on Tuesday, August Fourth, The Year of Our Lord, Twenty Fifteen. 

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AISVD Classic - Classic-ish Book Mondays. This Monday I read 7 pages of Aldous Huxley’s BRAVE NEW WORLD to my laptop.

All right getting straight Inuit in their first mistake of this can begin again this program is called dictation Perot it does offer a tutorial which I declined to take on hopefully in making this a bit more interesting than I thought for a nice quiet Monday night that I have read a passage from Aldous Huxley use this dopey in the classic brave new world which I've not read since middle school in our member and bits and pieces of those who receive five this is the same book and no school by the way won't see if I have anything on the one that doesn't look like I really cared that much born of two on the line and they aren't so Brennan page minutes you the 78th barricades    78 part two alternate Thursdays were Bernard solidarity service days after an early dinner at the Afro and that's AM to which had two is handholds had recently elected under rule two he took leave of his friend and mailing a taxi in the roof told the man to fly to the fords and community since energy the machine rose a couple of 100 m them had headed eastwards and as it turns there are there were four bernard's eyes gigantically beautiful was these Semitic was this energy floodlight of that its 320 m of white Carrara Sergei cleaned with and snowy incandescence over luggage hall at each of the four corners is helicopter platform and immense T shown crime sin against the night and from the mouths of 24 bass golden trumpets from both a solemn synthetic music dam on late Bernard said himself as he can't for cited a bit of big Henry the synergy clock ensure and a few restrain no paying off his cap big henry's sound of the hour board saying and an immense bass voice from the golden trumpets 444 nine times Bernard grant to the left of the greater auditorium for Ford's day celebrations and other masked community signs was at the bottom of the building above it 100 to each forward the 7000 rooms use by solidarity groups for their foreign Aid Services Bernard rubdown of the 433 hurry along the corners did hesitating Fuhrman outside groomed to 3210 then having won himself up open the door and walked and thank for in use now that the last three cheers of the 12 arrange around circular table are still occupied he slipped into the nearest of them as inconspicuous inconspicuously as the code and prepared to frown at the yet later comers whenever they should arrive turning tourism will reply and setting and the girl on his left and quartered obstacle or electromagnetic and are looking at are 40 was more gonna Rothschild and blushing the hand roommate that he had been plying your marvelous there that have with astonishment there was an awkward silence them pointedly she turned away an address to sell to them or sporting men are a lot a good beginning for us foresaw the reservist up and are measurably and force all firms of yet another failure to achieve a time if only he'd given himself and look around instead of scuttling for the nearest year he gives that between the few broad law or join and eisele instead of where she'd gone by Mcclendon subtext and more gonna more gone for those black eyebrows affairs that I were home rather for them at above the nose Ford and his bright on Israel was cleared their game troupe clara's eyebrows that meet the shoe is really two to pneumatic where is the theme journal are absolutely right plump blondes not too large and it was that great lout Tom Kalil Gucci and out of the sea between the last arrival was Sir Johnny Engels your late said the president of the groups in your lane to let it happen again Sir Joni apologized and slid into our place between Jim Baca not ski and Herman and Herbert back and in the group was not completed the solidarity circle perfect and without flaw man woman man and a ring of it and the Salton mission roundtable 12 of them ready to be made one waiting to come together rating to defuse to lose their 12 separate identities and a larger being the present state of the design of the T and switching on the synthetic music let loose a soft and the indefatigable being of drums and acquire an instance near wind and server stirring that plan gently repeated and repeated that the brief and I'm a scathingly haunting mail and Nellie of the first saw the rehab again again and it was not the year that her the pulsing rhythms it was the midriff the wall climbing on those are recurring army's haunted not among the during dolls of compassion the president made another sign of the T and set down the stairs that began the dedicated some of that was replaced in the center of the table of the loving cup of strawberry ice cream son was passed from hand to hand with a formula I'd read to my militiamen 12 times coifed and then the IC accompaniment of the synthetic orchestra of the first solidarity hamlets on " Ford we're 12 omegas one leg drops within social river; O makers now together on as far as swiftly and the shining liver and quote new paragraph is the commanders mark Friedman sue got so far that are continuing on page 81 , third paragraph told the yearning stands is and then the loving cup was passed a second time I turned to the greater being was now the formula Aldrin tirelessly and music played the drums beat the crying and clashing in the harmonies were an obsession in the muck and the melted bells the second solidarity him asylum com greater being social trend annihilating 12 and one we long to die for whom are when we and our larger life is up again again 12 sons is a good this time the sum and begin the work I shown she's were flush th the inner light of universal benevolence broke out in leisch and on every face friendly smiles even Bernard phones offer little mouth and when we're gonna be mime more gonna Rothschild turned and beamed at me and did his best to beam back but the ironic that blacks two and one alas it was still there he can ignore it couldn't however hard however hard to read the melting hadn't gone far enough perhaps the feud and saying that some 15 German for the third time the loving couple of ground and route to the innocence of his Comings and more animals showed his turn it happened to be to initiate a circular raped her town was loud exultant she drink impasse to the cup to Britain and I drink via eminence of his, and he repeated with this isn't sincere tends to feel that the coming was imminent but the eyebrow continued home and in the coming so far as use concern was horribly remote you drink in hand of the cup declared that. Dear dean it'll be a failure again descendants of unknown 31 on doing his best to being the loving covered minute circuit lifting is in the present is signaling the corps broken out into the third sauntered below how greater being pounds for Joyce Annan merger is sings down a mountain music of the drums for im you and you are my averse succeeded vs. the voices drilled with an Everett and sensor excitement the sense of it coming Cummings eminence it was like in a lecture tension in the air the president's workshop music and with a final note of the final stanza there is absolute silence the sounds of stress six. But expectancy quivering and creeping in with a galvanic life of the present reset his hand and suddenly a voice a deep strong voice more musical than inning and any merely human voice fridge are warmer more by rumors love and yearning and compassion a wonderful mysterious supernatural voice spoke from above their heads very slowly moving forward forward forward it said the menacingly and on a descending scale as incision one for ad that ruling leaves out from the solar plexus to every extra money in the bodies of those listened cheers came there as their hearts their battles seem to move within them as though with independent life for deer and mountain four and does a lot zoned them in another town suddenly start and linguists and trumpeted the voiceless and it wasn't after a pause some Hindu whispered but a whisper somehow more penetrating the logs from a defeated the greater being UN loan and repeated the words the feet of the greater being the whisper almost expired defeated the greater being that are on the staters them once more and there was silence and the expectancy momentarily realized was stressed again totter totter almost and to the tearoom point defeat of the greater being of a herd and they heard them coming softly downstairs coming year and near down the invisible stairs the feed of the greater being and suddenly the turning point was reached her eye is steering her lips parted Marvin a roster of spring or fear the I hear him she cried I hear have he's coming shot isn't Sir Johnny Engels guess who's coming in here and TV brown law and Tom catalog €of things simultaneously to their feet OOO! Joanna inarticulate lee testified he's coming out and bought enough ski the presently in Fordham with a touch for Lisa do we remove symbols and blown Brass of beaver homecoming O he's coming screen cleared and the reading IE and it wasn't the issue are having her through an feeling that it was time for him to do something Bernard also jumped up and shouted that I hear music coming but it but it wasn't true he heard nothing and for him nobody was contained nobody in spite of the music in spite of the mounting excitement that he waved his arms shadow but the best of them and when the others began to dig and jam and Stanton shuffle he also injured and shovels brown they went and circular procession of dancers each with hands on the heads of the dancer proceeding round and round shouting in Unison standing to the rhythm of the music with their feet being a beating it out what the heck with hands on the buttocks and from 12 pairs of hands beings one has won 12 buttocks slightly of resounding toll has won 12 is one I hear him a hero in coming to me as a quick and fast to be the few faster faster than rhythmic hands and although once a great synthetic base boomed out words which announced the purging the town and final consummation hopes of solidarity in the coming of the 12 and one the incarnation of the greater being or jeep orgy it saying well that sometimes continued to be there the version two orgy 44 and five and kiss the girls and make them one boys at one with girls appease or jeep orgy injuries and ago to stop their begins probably free incomprehensible what I just read and I'm also a pretty surprised that I read books and had sextupled orgies and middle school that was pretty progressive any hound that some voice dictation employee for from this evening and for those of you who like reading long time as things that probably only amuse one person you will end and good night Pages 78 - 85 of Aldous Huxley's BRAVE NEW WORLD published by Harper/Perennial. First Perennial Library Edition published 1969 was voice dictated by the untrained free trial of Dictation Pro. Dictation Pro's website has clip art from the first version of Power Point, letting you know right away that they provide a quality product with relevance AND elegance. It was recorded and transcribed by maybe my favorite of the worst so far on August third, The Day of Our Lord Twenty-Fifteen.

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tank tops with cops like Nicole it's not cocks like what what OK start over tank tops

Business idea: space delete backspace erase everything fucking iPhone. Anyway what if you could rent out a professional kitchen/restaurant? I'm talking the cooking the way the pros do it .the only thing you rent out is the space, equipment and seating area. It doesn't have to be large. The idea is for someone to gather with friends truck and then enjoy what is been cut out. The idea is to gather and for people to cook and share it with their friends and family I don't know why friends are truckingand enjoy whatever's been cut out. I'm guessing that there's insurance is going to get in the way quite a bed bit that be IT. No. B I T get in the way our bit.not our bed but a bit.insurance and health codes and alcohol laws seem like they would would not wanted asshole, be the biggest obstacles aside from funding. As far as start up scared though you could take start up thoughts not scared of thoughts start up start up start up. You could take a small recently closed restaurant by goodbye used kitchen equipment hoping in the future to improve and buy more quality this phone is making me dictate like I talk like Christopher Walken but I feel like wealthy foodies would sort of take the idea they get their own ingredients they cook their own food and they invite their friends and family and serve at the "" restaurant Siri I said ""I swear this fucking phone anyway, health code might get in the way of the whole thing and fuck it up but hey that's business idea of the day the only other one I have is co-owned by John. It's more of a novelty idea tank tops with cops like Nicole it's not cocks like what what OK start over tank tops with neck collars like polo shirts even have like stitched on something and maybe Dave maybe even a bucket. Yeah maybe a bucket will give away free buckets why not pocket is what I was trying to say pocket maybe some will have pockets not buckets stupid phone and for a little extra you can have two colors and maybe even two pockets comes with a pair of those Ray-Ban look-alikes that have neon arms and a general sense of entitlement we're going to be Rich why are you capitalizing Ridge know why are you capitalizing Rich you're doing it again why? I'm not going to become someone name rich or rich or ridge or anyone. Dictated 2:25am August Third, The Year of our Lord Twenty Thousand Fifteen

Note: I just wanna say. Don’t steal my ideas.I worked really really hard on them and I gave up pizza bombs AND fanta (all colors, even orange) for a week, so please don’t be lame, ok? Especially our tank top one. Please don’t find a cheap manufacturing hub somewhere in China (Its actually quite easy. You could literally set up a business and get the shirts to start rolling out in under a day its so easy. Some idiot somewhere who has a dumb dumb friend somewhere have to buy a pair. People buy metal testicles for their trucks. You know, it goes on the part you use for hauling, but only if you have balls.) It will make me sad. Also, it would be wrong, just like you if you think my ideas are dumb. People respect me.