AM I THE ASSHOLE?

BEC^USE ^LTERNI^NS ^RE ^WFUL ENOUGH WHEN WE *^RENT* IN YOUR BUSINESS

[aita-alternia]

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HELLO ^ND WELCOME TO ^M I THE ^SSHOLE ^LTERNI^. THE RULES ^RE SIMPLE

^GES AND C^STES IN SUBMISSIONS ^RE ENCOUR^GED BUT NOT REQUIRED

NSFW IS ^LLOWED JUST DONT BE INS^NELY WEIRD ^BOUT IT

EXTR^ INFORM^TION WILL BE ^CCEPTED IN ^SK FORM OR ^S ^ REBLOG

I C^N NOT PROMISE ^ L^CK OF BI^S FROM ME

TH^NK YOU AND FUCK YOU

MOD INFORM^TION-

C^LL ME AAITAH. HE/SHE/THEY. J^DEBLOOD

[aita-alternia]

aita fer not wantin someone in mah thinkpan?

so i (bronze, 7) run a hivefarm in tha middle o’ nowhere. an thats how i like it, since any other troll i meet wants trouble o’ th’ violent sort. i ain’t a fan o’ all that, so i prefer ta be solitary.

recently, i started changin things up a bit. started makin some friends on trollian fer the first time in a long while. an one o’ th’ trolls i happened ta meet was a cerulean. she seemed fine if not a bit haughty at first, so even though i was naturally… wary o’ ‘er, as i often am, i tolerated ‘er.

this all changed when ‘er husktop died on ‘er while she was explainin quadrant stuff ta some particularly clueless trolls. i thought i’d do th’ courteous thang ‘n start writin a continuation fer her to th’ best a mah knowledge, but i guess that weren’t enough fer ‘er. next thing i know, i got someone else pokin through mah thinkpan, takin control a me.

‘fore that, i’d only ever been controlled by ceruleans lookin ta hurt me. so i started freakin out. beggin ‘er ta let me go from mah mind as she finished ‘er infodump ‘n all that. all it seemed ta do was confuse ‘n annoy ‘er, ‘n she left once she submitted ‘er continuation. once she skedaddled, i spent a good moment havin what i suspect was a panic attack ‘o some sort.

after it happened, i ended up blockin ‘er. didnt wanna see anythang else she had ta say. but i still cant help but wonder ‘f i weren’t in th’ right there. she certainly didnt mean a lick a harm, and she treated mah panic like i was th’ weird one fer gettin so bent outta shape. so i gotta ask- did i do wrong ‘ere?

AITA?

YTA

NTA

JAH

NAH

ESH

INFO

Voting ended onMay 22

[aita-alternia]

OK MIILI IS YELLING ^T ME BEC^USE ^PP^RENTLY IM ^N "INSUFFER^BLE DOUCHE" EVERY TIME I PICK THIS BLOG BACK UP SO IM GONN^ GO THROUGH MY INBOX TO SEE IF THERES ^NYTHING INTERESTING IN HERE

[aita-alternia]

qelcome back bestieeee

WELL ^T LE^ST SOME OF YOU ^RE GL^D TO HE^R FROM ME!!

[invertedromance2]

YOU TWO ^RE BRE^KING UP THE FLOW OF MY PE^CEFUL ^ND NORM^L GRUMBLR FEED!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPILL THE DR^M^ OR M^KE UP/BRE^K UP IN PRIV^TE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PREFER^BLY SPILL. IM BORED ^S FUCK

- @aita-alternia

Wonderful. The whole damn skeleton army decided to show up. Why don't you (preferably) go back to being 1nact1ve?

[aita-alternia]

FUCKING RUDEEEEEE. SORRY ^ BITCH H^S ^ LIFE OUTSIDE GRUMBLR!!!!!

[aita-alternia]

WHY DO I FEEL LIKE SOMETHING JUST H^PPENED

[aita-alternia]

YE^H I H^VE NO FUCKING IDE^. M^YBE WE SHOULD JUST NUKE THE ISL^ND ^ND BE DONE WITH IT

[aita-alternia]

OLIVE+LET+ME+CULL+ONE+AS+A+TREAT+OR+ARE+YOU+GOING+TO+TRY+AND+STRIFE+ME+AGAIN+POORLY+LOL

STOP FLIRTING IN MY ^SKBOXXXXXXXXX JUST FLIRT LIKE NORM^L TROLLSSSSSSS

[aita-alternia]

hi! (hi!)

i believe i am familiar with the island situation (situation), and if so (so), hi island rust :-)

i only recently figured out the internet (internet), so i have been communicating with the island group via smoke signals in lieu of palmhusk. (palmhusk.) i don't really have an asshole question to be honest i just wanted to say i am also here (here), you can ask me things (things)

I REITER^TE: ^RE YOU ^LL SUUUUUURE YOU ^RENT DE^D ^ND IN TROLL HELL

[aita-alternia]

R^TTING YOU OUT TO GRUMBLR!!!! NOW FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

[aita-alternia]

hi island cerulean back again. i jusy yhoughy iy was vunny yhay beoble were calling our groub "yhe island" because iy reminded me ov hhe minceravy novel by yroll max brooks ov yhe same name

also yeah beoble have yold me iys hard yo read buy yhis is on anon so how else would yrolls ID me?

SO DID YOU GET ISEK^ID INTO MINCER^FT TOO OR WH^T. IDK IVE NEVER RE^D THE BOOK BEC^USE I W^S ^LLOWED NO JOY IN THE C^VERNS ^ND W^S FED CONCRETE FOR THREE ME^LS ^ NIGHT

[aita-alternia]

mik:o|d4 here re4ding this "isl4nd" bs w4y t::oo|| l4te in the d4y. wh4t if we just nuked it being h:o|nest. r4t em :o|ut t:o| the dr:o|nes :o|r smthn. itd be funny methinks . .

NO PLE^SE GOG NO THIS IS THE MOST ENTERT^INING SHIT IVE RE^D ^LL NIGHT. I W^NT TO SEE IF THEY TE^R E^CH OTHER ^P^RT FIRST

[hydropurgerthoughts]

LIKE. INSTE4D >:o|F T4LKING SHIT >:o|UT IN PERS>:o|N. THEY JUST R4T E4CH>:o|THER >:o|UT >:o|VER 4N 4SK BL>:o|G >:o|N GRUMBLR >:o|F 4LL PL4CES.

THE P4SSIVE-4GRESSIVENESS IS P4LP4BLE.

[aita-alternia]

ONCE ^G^IN SHOCKED ^NY OF THEM ^RE STILL ^LIVE TO BITCH ^BOUT THE SITU^TION ON GRUMBLR

[aita-alternia]

o[ teal im not justifying that with a response. if you want to throw down we can fucking throw down ]o

WH^T THE FUCK IS H^PPENINGGGGGGGG

[aita-alternia]

⚝ See None Of This Would Have Happened If These People Let Me Get My Head Cut Off ⚝

???

[aita-alternia]

mik:o|d4 here re4ding this "isl4nd" bs w4y t::oo|| l4te in the d4y. wh4t if we just nuked it being h:o|nest. r4t em :o|ut t:o| the dr:o|nes :o|r smthn. itd be funny methinks . .

NO PLE^SE GOG NO THIS IS THE MOST ENTERT^INING SHIT IVE RE^D ^LL NIGHT. I W^NT TO SEE IF THEY TE^R E^CH OTHER ^P^RT FIRST

[aita-alternia]

HI+IM+THE+CLOWN+HAHA+FROM+THE+ISLAND+SITUATION+(EIGHT, PURPLE)+I+AM+NOT+HEHE+A+BOYTOY+AND+SHOULD+I+JUST+KILL+HALF+OF+THEM+HAHA+THIS+IS+MY+FAULT+A+LITTLE+BIT+BUT+HAHA+ALSO+THE+VIOLET+DESERVED+IT+HEHE+AND+MAYBE+I+ONLY+HAVE+ONE+HATEFRIEND+NOW+BUT+QUALITY+OVER+QUANTITY+YOLO

BTW+EAT+SHIT+AND+DIE+GOLD+I+HOPE+YOUR+DIVORCE+HAUNTS+YOU+FOREVER

YOLO IS ^BSOLUTELY NOT WH^T I WOULD S^Y IN THIS SITU^TION BUT SURE

[aita-alternia]

hey olive can you stop || pitch flirting with my fucking kismesis

YE^H OLIVE WH^T THE FUCK!!!