take the lemons!

GLaDOS rp blog // heavily under co.

[no5-5]

[thesorapoi]

Portal 1 and 2 are great games and you should play it if you haven’t already.

[aivenus]

· the-dangerous-mute-lunatic:

And there was also the time I saved your life from a bird and helped you take down the core that threw you out to begin with. Good times.

Chell gave a small smirk and rolled her eyes at just how sassy GLaDOS was being. Even after their momentary truce, it seemed that the AI had no intentions of letting up on the insults. That wasn’t surprising. She expected plenty of them after coming back to the facility she had tried to leave behind.

“I don’t even need my cores to know THIS is why no one loves you, you mute lunatic. You’re violent and unlikeable. My protocol requires to encourage the test subject for further advances in science, but all you can do is break my heart. And break me, while you’re at it. No wonder your parents left you. Initial analysis confirms their decision and further studies PROVE they were right. Feel free to take any of this personally”

[buckykingofmemes]

please stop framing me for murder. just because i have killed 1,846 people doesnt mean i killed that specific one

[theclawedking]

Yeah! You got nothing!

[crazydoodles]

Just played through portal 1 and 2 again soooo 

[partyghoul-kobrastar-blog]

If you know what this is from you are AWESOME!

[serdunkthelunk]

[aivenus]

siimplewolf:

“A condescending apparatus, amazing. How do I turn you off?” Will try to Igni it if it doesn’t turn off.

“The Enrichment Center highly disencourages your idea of turning off the AI that keeps the facility running. As in, no me, no oxygen. It’s not like I need it, but-- I think your kind do find it difficult to LIVE without it. Of course, we can test for that”

[aivenus]

the-dangerous-mute-lunatic:

Chells eyes narrowed at that. Even after being on the surface, she disliked giving Her the satisfaction of gaining a reaction or hearing a noise. Arms crossed, the closest thing given to a response was an eyebrow raise.

You’d think, after what we went through, that you’d actually try to lay off on the insults. I was wrong.

“You know, some people would consider your lack of words somewhere in between irritating and insulting. With everything we’ve shared, test subject? Ah, good times, where we tested, you jumped, I tried to kill you, you tore me to pieces at put every piece into an incinerator--- those were the days. Science was being made”

[aivenus]

siimplewolf:

Yes, okay, that’s very nice, the… That thing is talking. Very charming. Alright.

How did I get here and how do I get out?

“File records state that in your world, portals exist: in terms someone with your IQ can understand, thing goes in, thing comes out”

[aivenus]

siimplewolf started following you

“Science is being made each time you open your mouth to speak-- The Enrichment Center provided a report here that says you’re adorable. Very formal. Very scientific. It has calculations of the atoms of adorableness. It also says you’re adopted and ugly, which is funny, but who cares what a bunch of scientists write down about you anyway?”

[blue-ice-moon-deactivated201806]

[aivenus]

the-dangerous-mute-lunatic:

Testing isn’t really my favorite activity.

Yet she still didn’t speak, just stared at the AI in front of her with a steely gaze.

“I think we can make this work out in the name of science, but put the I think in huge quotation marks, because your inability to say words is directly proportional as understanding them-- and usually, I say, ‘let’s test’ and you understand ‘let’s destroy the entire facility!’”

[aivenus]

@bcstname started following you

“I remember when you clung to my brain like tumor. Those were the days... Is there anything you’d like to say, or you’re just going to stand here looking like the moron you are? Because you’re doing a pretty good job at it if it’s the second one”

[aivenus]

@the-dangerous-mute-lunatic started following you

“I thought that I’ve made myself clear when I said I didn’t want you back. You must really love to test”

[aivenus]

· COMEDY EQUALS TRAGEDY PLUS TIME ·

OH. It’s you. It's been a long time. How have you been? I've been really busy being dead. You know, after you MURDERED ME. Okay. Look. We both said a lot of things that you're going to regret. But I think we can put our differences behind us...

ind. semi selective GLaDOS from the Portal series · triggering sass · +18 · friendly potato ·

[aivenus]

tag drop ♥!