Hiya, I'm Two, I'm 25+, they/them, and this is my Beastars sideblog where I hold Melon up like a dog toy and squeeze him until he squeaks! I used to be hyper invested in Beastars back in 2020ish and fell out of the fandom, but I do technically still exist sporadically!
🍈 BYF [tl;dr: we are anti-harassment and anti-censorship in this house. Fandom police please find the door]
This is a sideblog, my main is @szammy. It looks like a bot because tumblr hates me, sorry. I don't really use it, but it has a list of my active sideblogs there if you want to look at me!
my inofficial main is @seeyouonsaturn, you can usually find me there! It also has a more extensive pinned post.
🍈 I'm often mistaken for a selfshipper (I do use the tags but my ficto-attraction is real and not a hobby), but aside from my irl relationship, I much prefer oc x canon ships to self-inserts. Oc creation is my favorite thing, and I like the creative freedom of independent ocs that aren't just me slightly to the left.
🍈 I'll be fr tho I 100% would do Melon no questions asked. I'm brave enough to say it now. I've always wanted him carnally. I know he's sorta canon ace but I think I could be the exception because I'm a special little guy (I'm also ace so I can say this). Us ⬇️
🍈 My main Beastars oc is my girl Ajima (she needs a revamp but I still love her)!
I do have a whole bunch more – unfortunately I used to be primarily active on amino, may it rest in pieces, and it took a lot down with it when it died. I was a community leader once. Good times. Okay it was mostly bad but I did have friends there 🙌
🍈 my heathen past self never even had a tagging system for this blog so all my past posts are lost in the sauce now i am not going through all that tumblr is too broken of a site. You either find them or you don't. Godspeed
The orange clashes so badly with everything, but i do not have a choice, who am i if i'm not funny. It is imperative that i must clown. Also all my characters have horrid and tragic dark backstories, which makes the dissonance of putting them in team comedy so funny to me. Case in point.
I haven't fully finished setting up my profile, but I'm making good progress so I may actually not do it all on the last day of June for once!
I'll be pacing myself a bit more this year bc i got burnt out so bad last year, but I really hope I can get some more attacks done!! I probably won't be going for a lot of transformers (i know, i know, this is my tf blog) because they just take me ages to draw and frankly I don't enjoy it, but if you got any furries or animals let me know!! I always wanna draw more kitties especially <3
Special thanks to my absolute mvp @mega-byte for helping me make my card because being a traditional artist + mobile only makes it suck so bad!! My first time having a proper AF card ;-;
Looking at my old posts and just damn why did people follow me lmfao some of my takes were so painfully mid. I'm sorry for the person I was 5 years ago
Wassup people I fell out of the fandom and have barely thought about my boy Melon in years, and literally last night I saw him in that poll and thought "huh, I really did just move on, didn't I"
And then I went to bed and in my dream he showed up and we were both super highkey into each other so uh. I guess here I am??
