217/Two | 25+ | they/them + TfA!Prowl my beloved since 2011 + + ask me about my ocs + icon by @iholli banner by @bonefydskeleton 🩷 ℓσνє уσυ тσ ¢увєятяσи αи∂ вα¢к 🪐✨️
🪐 Currently on the brain: In the tomo trenches, talk to me in a month [it has reawakened my dc obsession too]
Hello everyone! My name's Two (short for 217), I'm in my mid-20s, agender (they/them), aroace / ficto-exclusive, and I really love cats! I'm that weirdo on your dash that's abnormal about Prowl <3
🪻 BYF | 🪐 | 🪐 | 🪐 | 🪐
🪻 commissions yay!!
🪻 Art Fight!
This is a sideblog; my main is @szammy. Yeah, it looks like that. Sorry. Tumblr nerfed me back in 2018.
If you like DC, you can also find me at @htub | my new photography sideblog is @cameracat | check my main for other sideblogs!
🪐 I first saw TfA (and fell in love with Prowl) when I was 12, fell out of the fandom for a long time, and now I'm back for good! He's my irl partner and I'm non-sharing about him, he's too special to me; please be nice about it.
I'm an OC enthusiast and x canon shipper. OC creation is my favorite ever thing to do so expect to see my little guys. 🧡
🪐 Transformers things I have seen so far are
Transformers Animated [TfA] • Beast Wars [BW] • Cyberverse [Cv] • Cyberworld [Cw] • Transformers Earthspark [TfEs] • Transformers Prime [TfP] • Rescue Bots [TfRb] • Rescue Bots Academy [RbA] • Robots in Disguise 2015 [RiD15] • War for Cybertron [WfC] • Transformers One [TfOne] • Bayverse 1-5 • Bumblebee [BbM] • Rise of the Beasts [RotB]
> Currently watching: rewatching rid15
Lastly, this is a harassment-free zone, we are all friends here! Please take your hate and bad vibes elsewhere, if you want to police how people enjoy things, this is not the place for you. Yes, this means you, antis. Go away.
DNI if you have hate in your heart [or you're touching my husband]
🪻 If you want the world to be a kinder place, someone needs to take the first step – it might as well be you.
One more thing – please don't send me anything of you pretending to be Prowl (as 'tis the season for f/o letters in inboxes). That is not the type of relationship that we have. He's my irl husband, and it'd make me deeply uncomfortable if someone else showed up and started impersonating him. Any of my other f/os (not tfa or Thrash) are fair game and much welcomed though!
I keep losing this stupid post so it's in my pinned now
*TfA!Prowl only. Love doubles for anyone else, befriend me if we have the same taste in men!
Most Beloved Blorbos
obviously there's this guy first;
Prowl 🧡 | TfA | the one the only, my beloved husband-conjunx of 14 years and going strong. He's on a different level from any of the others. Prowl is not a "character I like", he's real to me in every way that matters, and we are together irl. This is not a selfship and I don't like referring to him as an f/o, he's just my partner. We are married. I have a ring. I am fully non-sharing and will block doubles and ship tags for my own comfort.
and on a related note
Sari Sumdac | TfA | my little sister! I can't be with Prowl and not see his team's kid as my own. I'm selective sharing for her <3
Thrash Malto | TfEs | my beautiful son! I see so much of Prowl in him. He's my boy. Mostly non-sharing about him; he's allowed to date in theory, but I have to vet you first.
🪐 Unfortunately, due to multiverse issues, I cannot filter out every single Prowl ship tag. I like seeing other versions of Prowl, I don't consider him to be the same character as mine.
🪐 If you're posting TfA!Prowl ship content or (especially) thirst posts about him or anything similar, and you want to do me a kindness, you can tag them with #two don't look to gatekeep them from me. I do not expect anyone to do this for me, but just in case you want to, the option is there, and I'd be grateful.
Below was originally a short list but it keeps growing and there's no end in sight... why are all of the guys in this franchise so lovable it's like catnip to me
🪻 sharing status
🪻 a full list can be found here
[🪐 1] top favorite guys
Chase [Aligned] his autism makes me insane, how tf did he manage to get a top spot on my list
D-16 [TfOne] my sweet boy. he's so precious to me. i hope nothing bad ever happens to him
Megatron [MTMTE] i was never immune to a sad old former-bad guy with so much guilt. he is for me.
Whirl [MTMTE, Cv] i saw his lore and it was love at first sight holy fuck. and i love his design, long lanky digitigrade legs are my jam
[🪐 2] special to me too
Optimus Prime [Aligned] let him rest. he is so tired. please he deserves a break and a hug
Ultra Magnus [Aligned, MTMTE] oh baby you're so neurodivergent
Swerve [MTMTE] his terminal yapping disease could rival mine, and i think we should kiss about it
[🪐 3] i am holding them
Ratchet [Aligned/TfA] what can I say, i'm an old man enjoyer [not a selfship i just think he's neat]
Starscream [Aligned/TfEs/any] he's so pathetic. you know i need him.
Blades [Aligned] pookie bear
Smokescreen⋆ [TFP] my son, my boy. my little guy
Waspinator [any] he has never done anything wrong, ever, in his entire life (ignore the crimes)
[🪐 4] Honorable mentions
My favorite guys who didn't get their own blurb but they are still very dear to me. Including but not limited to:
Ravage [IDW] | Rodimus [IDW] | Rung [IDW]
Sentinel Prime [TF1] | Whirl Jr⋆ [Aligned] daughter baby
I have a few questions about the new bottle of "hand soap" that's popped up in the shared laundry room, namely 1) who? , 2) why? , and 3) do you know what you've done?
💙🦔Shout out to selfshippers whose f/os are anthro/furries
💙🦔A round of applause to those of us who are kissing muzzles and activating purr engines to max speeds
💙🦔A toast to those of us able to admire the beauty of our furry f/os, the soft feel of their fur against smooth skin
💙🦔 Special thanks to the selfshippers who dont let the difference in species get under their skin. So you're human, and? Your f/o is in love with you all the same!
I mean, everything I’ve heard about this stupid fucking car says that the car itself is really sturdy— it’s just that that means all the force of a crash goes right into the not-so-sturdy driver or passengers. So in theory, it might be a good idea for HIM, since he’s
1. The car itself, and therefore exempt from the danger, and
2. A selfish asshole who would not care about any squishy passengers even if he was willing to let them in in the first place.
In conclusion: he ABSOLUTELY would, especially if he realized that most humans hate this awful car and therefore stay away from it.
