AJ

Name's AJ. I'm 20, and I'm a sophomore at Hawthorne. What up?

[elizachamberlain-blog]

Why am I not surprised you’d say something like that?

[ajpuckerman]

Because you know me very, very well. You know I like yoga pants. I’m only human.

[msbethanyanderson]

Sounds like you are going to have one fun summer. But I am sure the ladies are just as lucky to have you in their class also. I ended up taking a marketing class, it should be easy but thought it would be useful.

[ajpuckerman]

Oh hell yeah. The most fun. Nah, I’m kind of a terrible dancer so I don’t think they’ll be feeling very lucky. That’s smart. I didn’t want to use any brainpower this summer, so I’m not taking any smart classes. Plus I got my internship.

[radconrose-blog]

I’m still gonna be there for you, buddy. I’ll have my own shop, too. So you can come get your haircut by me.

[ajpuckerman]

Do I have to pay, or can I get the good friend discount?

[ajpuckerman]

Taking a dance class as one of my summer courses was the best idea ever. Watching these ladies dance around in yoga pants and short shorts makes me a VERY happy man.

[radconrose-blog]

You’re damn right I do. Nah, you’d look good no matter what your hair looked like, i just think it looks nicest short. 

[ajpuckerman]

Well you’re the expert. What am I going to do once we graduate and I don’t have you to do my hair anymore?

[popculturediedin2009]

10 Years Ago Today

Marissa Cooper (and Mischa Barton’s career) died.

#neverforget

[radconrose-blog]

Yes, please. Mal’s gonna help too. Also, come here. I’ll take care of your hair. You know I can’t stand when you let it grow out.

[ajpuckerman]

You take such good care of me, Conny boy ;) But really, my hair isn’t that bad when I grow it out, is it?

[radconrose-blog]

So, I definitely don’t have a future in anything cooking related. Like, need me to do your nails? Definitely. Need a new hairstyle? Absolutely. But you want me to cook something for dinner? It’s not gonna happen. Also, can you fail a cooking class if you’re just really bad at it but you still try? ‘Cause that’s gonna be a thing when these summer classes start if that’s a thing. I’m stressed out.

[ajpuckerman]

Two things: I need a haircut, and I’m totally willing to help you pass your cooking class if you want.

[codylawsonarchive]

seriously???

[codylawsonarchive]

Do we know any??

[ajpuckerman]

I don’t know. I’m too hungover to think.

[ajpuckerman]

TEXT ✉️ AJ & Elizabeth

Elizabeth: Hey there stranger, how is one of my favorite guys? I have missed our hang outs and adventures.

AJ: Hey, I've missed you too. We should hang out.

[ajpuckerman]

PM: Can we go on a road trip this weekend? Like to the city or somethin'?

PM: Yes. I need out of this town.

[msbethanyanderson]

Well then in that case it would be an honor. I can’t think of a better way to spend the end of the summer. Days on the beach, my camera, and you? Is this real life?

[ajpuckerman]

I’ll keep an eye out for cheap plane tickets. Sometimes they have really good deals if you book at certain times.

[avalanchedrcps]

OH. I thought you were saying I should be able to beat it. I was like “DUDE IT’S HARD” but yeah no I totally agree. I’ve decided to take a break and go get pizza.

[ajpuckerman]

Pizza sounds so good right now, not gonna lie.

[ajpuckerman]

The game is made for kids, Mal…

[avalanchedrcps]

Your point? It’s still fuckin’ difficult man.

[ajpuckerman]

The point is that they should make it easy, cause it's for kids.

[avalanchedrcps]

So on the subject of being angry about things, I’m really fuckin’ mad about how Lego Avengers is kinda really fuckin’ hard. Like I bet there are 12 years olds who beat this in a day, meanwhile I’m here dying every two seconds cause I can’t figure out where to go, or what to do next. The amount of times I’ve had to look up walk throughs just makes me super sad inside.

[ajpuckerman]

The game is made for kids, Mal...

[msbethanyanderson]

Really? Well that sounds a wonderful way to spend summer break. As long as I wouldn’t be interrupting any plans that you may have had. 

[ajpuckerman]

Nah, I planned to stick around here most of the summer anyway. But showing someone around my hometown seems like the perfect way to end it.

[codylawsonarchive]

seriously???

[codylawsonarchive]

Yeah, I’m sure they’ll allow us to transfer as goddamned janitors.

[ajpuckerman]

We need to find a pre-law student. This can’t be legal.