what a catch

OLIVER CONRAD ROSE, you can call me conrad or affectionally, rad con. 55% glitter, 43% bad jokes, 2% milk. Conrad. Self proclaimed as entirely too awesome to exist. Kennedy house, which makes sense because it's the best. Cosmetology major. My nails are usually painted. I like kittens and dogs that could smother me to death. Don't call me Conny without permission.

[nephilimdaily]

[radconrose-blog]

nephilimdaily:

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[masonmicah]

You could always blackmail Mal into giving you extra lessons, yknow.

[radconrose-blog]

i love that ask nicely is an option and you go right to blackmail. I admire you. You’re a wonderful human being.

[hummelises-blog]

Hmm… you’ve got a point.

[radconrose-blog]

I like to make those sometimes.

[dominic-gutierrez-blog]

Does that confidence ever get you anywhere of value? Yeah, subtlety is not a specialty of yours at all. Keep dreaming, Rose. But it’s nice to know you think of me that way. I’m sure Dempsey will take this win with great satisfaction.

[radconrose-blog]

It’s not confidence, it’s not being stupid. However, yes, it does. Laid. Subtle is my middle name, I don’t know what you’re talking about. Gonna dream about it until it becomes a reality, my friend. And I hate to break it to you, but you wouldn’t be my first Dempsey, so don’t feel special.

[msbethanyanderson]

I am pretty sure you would get a grade for trying. Hopefully the teacher is a nice one and would be willing to help you. And if you need any help I know a few things about cooking and a lot about baking. 

[radconrose-blog]

I hope so. Maybe like, a sympathy C. I’m totally fine with that. I’ll definitely let you know. I could probably use all the help that’s offered to me.

[dominic-gutierrez-blog]

Earnest work = well-deserved results. Well, you better get your head to wrap around it because it’s the truth. Aw, and you don’t like getting fucked with, Rose?

[radconrose-blog]

See, that’s what you’ve been telling me, but I’m really just not sure. However, I don’t push myself over lines, but am totally willing to make out sometime to clear up any confusion. Just take out the word with and i’m totally cool with it. 

[ridleyanderson-blog]

You do not like aliens? What’s not to like about aliens? They already exist among us. Disliking aliens is like, disliking people with an extra toe.

[radconrose-blog]

I’m not ready for them to takeover yet! I haven’t even done like, anything! I’m not ready. See but like, people with an extra toe aren’t gonna try to murder me when I’m not expecting it. They’re gonna takeover and I’m gonna die, Ridley! It’s terrifying.

[ajpuckerman]

Well you’re the expert. What am I going to do once we graduate and I don’t have you to do my hair anymore?

[radconrose-blog]

I’m still gonna be there for you, buddy. I’ll have my own shop, too. So you can come get your haircut by me.

[dominic-gutierrez-blog]

Well, you’re not trying hard enough, darling.

Not from my side of it.

[radconrose-blog]

So you want me to work for it? 

See, that’s what you say. But like, I’m not really convinced.

You’re fucking with my emotions, Gutierrez.

[audreymaerose]

Tomorrow night is perfect! You sure you wouldn’t rather go out or something? I know you enjoy going out on Thursdays.

[radconrose-blog]

Nah, I always have the weekend. I’d rather spend time with you.

[audreymaerose]

Even if I had another big brother you’d still be the best. We should have a movie night soon. I’ll make the popcorn!

[radconrose-blog]

You’re just saying that. Yes, please. Tomorrow night?

[audreymaerose]

You’re the best big brother ever. Even if it is only by a few minutes.

[radconrose-blog]

I am, in fact, your only big brother. But I appreciate it. Very much so.

[ajpuckerman]

You take such good care of me, Conny boy ;) But really, my hair isn’t that bad when I grow it out, is it?

[radconrose-blog]

You’re damn right I do. Nah, you’d look good no matter what your hair looked like, i just think it looks nicest short. 

[ajpuckerman]

Two things: I need a haircut, and I’m totally willing to help you pass your cooking class if you want.

[radconrose-blog]

Yes, please. Mal’s gonna help too. Also, come here. I’ll take care of your hair. You know I can’t stand when you let it grow out.

[dominic-gutierrez-blog]

Laziness. Typical from a Kennedy.

What an incredible coincidence, so am I.

[radconrose-blog]

Aw, you’re not impressed with me anymore. How sad.

So incredible, considering that was a huge fucking lie. 

[dominic-gutierrez-blog]

Not if you have a good imagination.

Not backing down, just not into men. Or in your case, manboy? Most probably.

[radconrose-blog]

Well, I do. But still. That’s so much work.

Oh. Well, if that’s what you’re telling yourself. I, too, am incredibly straight.

[ridleyanderson-blog]

Why is it freaky, Conrad?

[radconrose-blog]

Aliens.