I'm the realest \m/

I'm Akane and I'm so sorry.

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“Why can’t I bring my cat to school? SirMeowfflepuff isn’t doing anything! He’s just livin’. Also, who else is going to deliver my notes to Monet during class?”

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“Whaat? –No way. Who would name their own child March? Where’s the love?”

“Parents don’t really love their children. You’d also think ‘Who would name their own child Akane Violett?’ but here I am.”

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“Okay, I get who Ceaser is but what’s the “Ideas of March”? –I mean, how can a month have an idea?”

“Maybe March was originally a person and they were super creative.”

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she raised the flask to her lips before someone stopped her. rather bewildered, she gave the other person a look. “what? i’m quite sure i got it right.” mia looked at the instructions in front of her. “sodium chloride, hydrogen peroxide, and distilled water.”

Thankfully, Akane stopped her on time. “You forgot the bromine, silly.” She poured the remaining liquid and handed it back.

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“ha ha ha,” he laughed. “you really say the strangest things. i like it. so do you also attend this school? geeze, i must be blind as a bat to have missed you.”

She shrugged, “Maybe you should get that surgery that gives you laser vision. I hear it makes your eyesight get better.”

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“Your homework is to get out of my face, and seriously what kind of idiot asks for homework?!” This was a drama class for christ’s sake, what the fuck kind of homework could he possibly set?!

Akane put her hand over her chest, took a step back and gasped, “Okay professor Asshole, I won’t ask again.”