everyone needs to take fanfiction less seriously right now

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everyone needs to take fanfiction less seriously right now
maybe i should go use the pot to cook
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I dont understand why people started acting like making fun of bad fanfiction is an unthinkable zoomer crime and not a time honored fandom tradition. unless u were all posting about Sasuke at pride in earnest.
Pluribus, in-text: yeah so the hive is like when forced assimilation and subjugation and cultural genocide in the name of global peace and safety, and gay conversion therapy, and pacification through forced addiction, and punishment via solitary confinement to coerce cooperation, and how blackboxed and forced from above simulacra is built on and sustained by stolen labor and leads to dehumanization, and the cult logics of impossibility of refusal and escape, and the lack of respect for what is at the core of bodily autonomy and consent, and the lack of cross-species empathy or feeling of responsibility for continued husbandry, and the fallacy of the innocent bystander. oh yeah, also they eat people. metaphorically but also literally. btw did i mention cultural genocide, check it out. *shows an aborted ceremony and abandonment of an entire community upon finalized conversion*
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tortured pervert tuesday
hello I am at my wits end and I need to know something. Do you talk to your mother every day?
Yes
No
No nuance. If you don’t have a mother/are no contact etc this is not a poll for you.
You can elaborate as to how often you feel is a regular amount of communication between an adult child and their mother.
”not in my world. not in the world i’m living in” is a top 5 sentence. common Laura dern w
Ive been spending a lot of time around babies and toddlers recently and the amount of gender essentialism even young people are doing to literally tiny little babies is concerning and upsetting
also this post was about young people but the way my dad seems to think an interest in cars and trucks is instinctually masculine is so baffling to me like how does that even make sense scientifically
I’m not even horny I’m just jerking off for the serotonin at this point
“Swastikas in punk are basically another way for kids to get a rise out of their parents and maybe the press, both of whom deserve the irritation. To the extent that most of these spikedomes ever had a clue what the stuff originally meant, it only went so far as their intent to shock. “It’s like a stance”, as Ivan [Julian] says. “A real immature way of being dangerous.” Maybe. Except that after a while this casual, even ironic embrace of the totems of bigotry crosses over into the real poison… Something harder to pass off entered the air in 1977, when I started encountering little zaps like this: I opened up a copy of a Florida punk fanzine called New Order and read an article by Miriam Linna of the Cramps, Nervus Rex, and now Zantees: “I love the Ramones [because] this is the celebration of everything American — everything teenaged and wonderful and white and urban…” You could say the “white” jumping out of that sentence was just like Ornette Coleman declaring This Is Our Music, except that the same issue featured a full-page shot of Miriam and one of her little friends posing proudly with their leathers and shades and a pistol in front of the headquarters of the United White People’s Party, under a sign bearing three flags: “GOD” (cross), “COUNTRY” (stars and stripes), “RACE” (swastika). Sorry, Miriam, I can go just so far with affectations of kneejerk cretinism before I puke.”
— Lester Bangs, The White Noise Supremacists
I am once again asking all punks and fellow goths to read The White Noise Supremacists before saying punk was “always” about kindness and leftism.
give them brown contacts im scared
one must imagine sisyphus in margaritaville
Can I be honest. I think the world may have had enough of American poets writing pieces about how it's weird to go about daily life while your government commits genocide abroad. I don't know if anyone needs to do another one of those
in all fairness it really is a bizarre/depressing/powerless feeling and it's not weird to explore that through art. But at some point it really just starts to feel like navel gazing. Like are these really the experiences and viewpoints we need to be centering right now
so u can see here that marijuana use is actually good for me as it has cut my screen time by more than half #thanksweed #touchinggrass
murderer: (via text) im going to kill you
me: (a week later) omg im so sorry… i saw this when i was in the middle of doing something else and then just completely forgot about it
Ive been spending a lot of time around babies and toddlers recently and the amount of gender essentialism even young people are doing to literally tiny little babies is concerning and upsetting
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