“I’m gonna knock you out of your awkward phase and into a new one!”
“This burrito tastes like cheese and regret,”
“That’s what a hero would do. But we’re not heroes, we just have an acorn,”
“I’m two cats, I have eighteen lives,”
“Now I shall close your doot. Wait. Door. Sorry, autocorrect,”
“I just saw the fourth lime green car in an hour. AM I DEAD? HAVE I DIED?!”
“I can’t even! I can’t odd, either! Numbers suck!”
“‘Unsafe, Keep Out,’. Guess I’m goin’ in there,”
“I thought Shrek said that,“
“Potatoes only have three layers: the dirt, the skin, and the soul,”
“Do you eat potato souls?”
“He’s like halfway between supermodel and super villain,”
“I can’t tell good lemonade on sight! That’s not my superpower!”
“Hashtags are happy things. Like lollipops, and gumdrops,”
“My left butt is officially asleep,”
“You think I’m Superman? More like Stupidman!”
“The ’S’ on your shirt stands for ‘Stupid’,“
“I’m starting an anti bridge bullying movement. I’m gonna go to movie sets, like the animal people, and make sure no bridges were harmed in the making of action movies,”
“This curb is my home now,”
“Don’t be a trashCANT. Be a trashCAN,”
“______ made me walk like a penguin yesterday, so I understand the penguin lifestyle,”
“I’ll fight you with your own two fists. And yes. I am implying that they detach from your hands,”
“It’s like a stress ball. Stress lemonade!”
“You’ve heard of Cotton Eyed Joe, now get ready for Cotton Eared Me!”
“Just crying because there isn’t a Hawkeye solo movie with me teaching Jeremy Renner how to sass,”
“If everyone loved Pitch Perfect as much as me, there wouldn’t be any other movies being made, because all anyone would want to watch would be Pitch Perfect.”
“You can’t be Batman Number Two if you’re going to act like this!”
“I’m too young to see this,”
“You look very calculating, and it’s scaring my knees,”
“When I die, you have to dress me as Supergirl, because I believe when we come back we’ll inherit the powers of whatever we’re dressed as. Most people will just be secret agents,”
“____ is having an existential crisis over how to pronounce wheat,”
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