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Let me tell you, I was so unprepared for the rush of feels at Undercity being destroyed. Undercity was my home for so many years.

And the worst part of it is that I’ve always been a Sylvanas loyalist but... this is her fault, and I’m pissed at her for leading us to this point. I’m not sure I’m ready for her death yet, but she needs to fix it and make this shit right.

I’m such a conflicted Hordie at this point. :/

#world of warcraft #bfa thoughts

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i was just on Argus on my tauren and saw this dwarf trying to get to one of the special treasure chests, except he obviously didn’t know where it was because he was trying to climb the wrong side of the building. so i stared /wave-ing at him until he noticed me, then led him around to the pile of rocks he had to climb and showed him how to jump over to the chest. and he /cheer’ed and /thank’ed me, which was cool.

and then i typed /bye and leapt off the edge of mac’aree and died.

did i intend to do that last part? no. but he doesn’t know that. so now i have eternally implanted myself in this dude’s memory as “that crazy druid who showed me how to get treasure and then fucking hurled herself back into the abyss”, which, honestly? is one of my better achievements in this game.

#lol

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Play World of Warcraft.

#honestly though

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Great Smoky Mountains National Park, Tennessee

photo via hannah

#ASHENVALE IS REAL #sorry this isn't really wow related but it reminded me of ashenvale so

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Anyone else?

#oh #it me

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#listen i know this is an overwatch post but like #basically any random bg i join #though at a certain point when you know you're gonna lose then it's like welp might as well farm honor #i should pvp lol i've been too busy playing breath of the wild

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shit like this is why i havent blocked guild invites

Fun was detected!

What if Fun was a raid boss in WoW and we actually had to kill Fun? I don’t typically crosspost between the Official Forums and here but I’m rather proud of this post. https://us.battle.net/forums/en/wow/topic/20759507655#1

As you know, Fun is a dangerous thing in World of Warcraft, and Blizzard needs to make sure to kill Fun as much as possible. Think of all the Fun things that were nerfed in the past... transmogging heirlooms and sending them to your alts, Ai-Li's Skymirror, the Toy Train Set, Bronze-Tinted Sunglasses... just to name a few.

I have it on good authority that a raid boss in Battle for Azeroth will be Fun itself. During the first raid tier, Blizzard is going to make us kill Fun once and for all.

In order to access Fun, each member of the raid will have to pull out a toy simultaneously. Suddenly, Fun will be detected! It will emerge from beyond the fog and silence/disable all of the active toys while shouting, "YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD HAVE ME? I WILL NOT BE CONTROLLED!"

Fun is very dangerous, however, and we will have to put it down. Since the anniversary event will not be up during this raid tier, the entire raid will be disoriented every 30 seconds because we cannot wear our Bronze-Tinted sunglasses to block out the brightness Fun exudes. Then Fun will transmogrify all of your equipment to look as mismatched and out of place as it did in Vanilla! But - what's this - its item levels have been reduced? Fun hasn't just transmogged your gear, but changed it entirely! Good luck hitting a level 122 boss in that level 60 gear. At least it has nature resist though, right?

Simply survive Fun to this point and you unlock Phase Two: the toy train! Fun un-mogs your gear and allows you to hit it again, but now you're subjected to the endless cacophany of your entire raid CHOO CHOOing until you can wear Fun down to 50% as you roll around Fun in circles like you're literally on the tracks. Hope you don't get motion sickness.

In Phase 3, random toys begin to spawn, but don't click on them! They're also Fun, and you simply can't have that! Fun randomly transforms players in the raid into Gamon for 1 minute, and that player is required to tank Fun until the next player is randomly selected. The player will, of course, shout, "I, GAMON, WILL SAVE US!" which will be hilarious in its irony if the player is a clothie healer who has absolutely no ability to tank a raid boss, but RNG is Fun, after all, and Fun will be Had by All!

If you manage to kill Fun, he screams in agony, "FUN.... NOT.... ALLOWED..." and he drops absolutely no loot. But -- your screen will change from colorful to a sepia tone for the next three days, because Fun has been defeated. The game will also open a dialogue box for you to post your most recent complaints to General Discussion, because everyone knows, the best way to have Fun is to complain about it on the official forums. Defeating Fun will allow you to advance to the rest of the raid, with a "No Fun" buff (or debuff, if you will) that decreases drop rates, gold acquisition, and frame rate. Random opposing faction Rogues will pop up out of nowhere and oneshot players during trash packs, because what is WoW without the Fun of getting ganked?

But Fun has been defeated, finally, and now the true vision can be realized: No fun, only endless RNG and grinding allowed.

#world of warcraft #fun was detected

annnnnd my druid makes 12

i have never gotten all of the classes to max level before. i’m kinda proud of myself.

now to get all the appearances unlocked

#that's gonna suck a little bit #world of warcraft

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Submitted by @subtextsays

Set your ringtone to the fel reaver aggro sound, max volume.

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#this is hilarious

Battle for Azeroth is asking me to pick a side and don’t you understand how much I Can’t Do That?

#i'm too bi to be making choices like this lol #queue'thelas #world of warcraft #battle for azeroth

OKAY so. There have already been a shitload of comments about how Jaina has this whole Elsa thing going on so I’m not getting into that, but look at her braid for a second ... particularly where it intersects with that strap ...

Remember back when Frozen first came out and there was this huge hullabaloo about how Elsa’s hair clipped through her shoulder? And people made this huge fucking stink about it because it just went through and it was a huge Disney mistake?

And now Jaina has an Elsa braid that’s also clipping through something?

Blizzard couldn’t have done that on purpose, right? That’s too much, even for them, right? Right?

#world of warcraft #jaina proudmoore #it seems too much to merely be a coincidence but like... it could be? i guess?

so many people already shipping slyvanas and anduin (lolwut) and like... it’s absolutely a crackship but WHAT IF that was the thing to bring the fucking horde and alliance toget---

yeah i can’t even say that with a straight face gtfo of here lmao anduin is probably not even straight anyway (i hope not) and sylvanas does not need a fucking romantic entanglement for fucks sake

#world of warcraft #sylvanas windrunner #anduin wrynn

Blizzcon opening montage got me tearing up! Beautiful!

#blizzcon #world of warcraft