Dungeons and Dragons and Dicks

This is basically what I'm all about. He/him/they/them. Frequently NSFW.

[den-aye-d]

Eyo, it's @lavellyne's oc Ruairi! Just tying his hair…while being a dilf about it😙

[den-aye-d]

Looks like Nick couldn't hold the holiday cheer in any longer.

Anyway, MERRY CHRISTMAS✨🎉🎄🎁✨

Also, I declareth thusly: 100% canonical. Proof of canonicity under the cut🕵️‍♂️🔎

[only-tiktoks]

[yourheartinyourmouth]

“And remember: you’re worth the time it takes to learn a new skill!”

oh my goodness I love her she’s so wholesome

[cryptotheism]

If you're gonna come into my inbox calling some random transfem a pedophile with no substantive evidence, I'm just going to assume that you're a transphobe.

[cryptotheism]

99% of the time I'll actually look into what y'all are pointing to as evidence of some transfem being a pedophile and it's either "This person discussed pedophilia in a way that did not condone it, and people are clearly deliberately misinterpreting their words." Or "something something shipping discourse." Or "This transfem posted bulge and that makes me scared."

[cryptotheism]

"X blogger is following Y Problematic Blogger in this screenshot!"

It's entirely possible to follow people and not be aware of their beliefs. Shitty people don't exactly have signs saying they're a shithead.

Are they still following that blogger? No? Who cares then.

Does following someone mean agreeing with and endorsing their views? Not necessarily. I follow human pet guy because I like watching him say insane shit.

[cryptotheism]

Y'all will go to such LENGTHS to convince yourselves that random transfems are pedophiles or nonbinary exclusionists or bad kink enjoyers that y'all will twist reasonable posts or obvious jokes into conspiratorial evidence of their transgender malice and deviance.

The conclusions yall draw can only be reached by actively ignoring the messy humanity of a persons life. If you're doing this on purpose, you're a transphobe. If you're not doing this on purpose, you're still a transphobe, but you're also an idiot.

[lee-likes-deactivated20231205]

sometimes i sit back from my art and go "yup, that's definitely a size difference."

[alwaysabeautifullife]

I was searching for some pretty Hanukkah gifs to schedule a post tomorrow wishing my Jewish followers Happy Hanukkah and I found a fit/shape/body building site that posted this

And I thought to myself, I simply must show my Jewish followers fit Menorah Man

[wehaveallgotknives]

muscle tov

[i-eat-bread-and-cry-on-the-floor]

MUSCLE TOV IM SCREAMING 

[alwaysabeautifullife]

This was NOT how i planned to wish my Jewish followers Happy Hanukkah but with that said I must share these additions to the post:

Happy First night of Hanukkah my friends

[oricalcon]

I have been informed there is a Hooters in the UK.

[thegaymertrainer]

Speechless

[teaboot]

DUDE THIS KID SHREDS HARD

[lacefuneral]

i’m glad we all agree

[whatsthepointofthisbloganyway]

this is what dnd bards look like when they’re casting spells. like this dude is casting fucking power word kill but the power word is SHRED

[ramavataramaart]

Commission for @tevruden-dawnspear of his hunky Incubus form!

Check my commission info!

[tokidokifish]

timeskip man

he grew out his hair and learned ethereal in order to best adore embarrass daguun by saying incredibly sappy things

also i've decided to start drawing him as EVEN MORE of a twink

[hkluterman]

Zero vs a horrible tentacle monster named “The Son of Bob!” Who will win? 

[danddandd]

I missed this pink lil dude.

[inesmyuu]

Are you kidding me, beta feature lets you add 30 images?! I couldn't be happier, because it allows me to add THIS in a row! 😭🧡

A little info/context for those interested: So far this is my longest ‘moment’ I have depicted (in the movie storytelling style). This is a moment of when they have recently started dating. What I really liked about exploring this moment of their lives is that I can show so many different sides and layers of their personality and what is going on with them (and as you can see, their present day is mid-late 90s).

From, for example, seeing Patrick (mustache) show this more romantic side, which he is not used to, to also show Manny’s fears and anxieties during this specific moment of their life. Not only that, but also different layers of each of their personality, regarding what is the theme or context in the moment.

[danddandd]

Am I doing it right?

[trixalla]

a sketchypoo of a friend’s tiefling bard, who is a beautiful dingus!

[quelfabulous]

Illustrations I did for Twisted Taverns last year. These were super fun and in my comfort zone.

[shoomlah]

So excited to be doing the new cover for Smut Peddler’s 10th anniversary reissue over at @ironcircuscomics! I am easily swayed by Gibson Girl hair and the chance to do some hand-lettering 👀

[danddandd]

OMG this is fabulous!

[silsol]

ff14 doodles