Akshaye K

koi bhi doos doos karke aya na chappal se marunga (not impersonating | rp purposes only | not affiliated with AK)

[shauryamanngaur]

Welcome back to me.

@blinkitshirani @shiranisahabkaexplosivepota @thesexierbetaofrehmanbaloch @lyarikadjinn @hamzaalimazari @sher-rehman-baloch @seher-rehman-baloch @balochdeewani @faizalbaloch @donga-hu-mai @uzairbalochkibiwi @majoriqbalahmedisi @laiba-iqbal-ki-asli-beti @miriqbalpaglu @misteriadare @twinblueflamee @afortoru @cherryyelixir @ishqnama @pallavi-sharma @goldenharrysworld @mainyahaankyunhoon @bitchy-bi-trash @aalamdudhsoda @sonasarchive @work-of-procrastination @gracelovestars @dumdumdaisy @siyahidagoat @depressedgiftedburnout @poetry-beauty-love-writez @aditya-dhar @ajay-sanyal @fellivra @mrs-vihaan-shergill @kisswithknife @sanamkhanani @major-vihaan-shergill @mannkimansi @jameelwithdaughterissues @fellivra @akshayekhanna @sushant-bansal @fortunatelyiqbalsmom @baddiefication101 @chocolate-and-trouble

[winterisfortaehyung]

Happy father's day to the daddiest of daddies, mr. Akshaye Khanna.

Love you, unc ❤️

[akshayekhanna]

🫶🏻

[akshayekhanna]

SHAURYAMAN GAUR.

Meet y'all on July 10th. Much love❤️

@blinkitshirani @shiranisahabkaexplosivepota @thesexierbetaofrehmanbaloch @lyarikadjinn @hamzaalimazari @sher-rehman-baloch @seher-rehman-baloch @balochdeewani @faizalbaloch @siyahidagoat @donga-hu-mai @uzairbalochkibiwi @majoriqbalahmedisi @laiba-iqbal-ki-asli-beti @miriqbalpaglu @misteriadare @twinblueflamee @afortoru @cherryyelixir @ishqnama @pallavi-sharma @goldenharrysworld @mainyahaankyunhoon @bitchy-bi-trash @aalamdudhsoda @sonasarchive @work-of-procrastination @kajuuuukatliiiiii @gracelovestars @depressedgiftedburnout @poetry-beauty-love-writez @jaskirat-singh-rangi @aditya-dhar @ajay-sanyal @fellivra @mrs-vihaan-shergill @kisswithknife @sanamkhanani @major-vihaan-shergill @mannkimansi @jameelwithdaughterissues @fellivra @sushant-bansal @mrs-bansal @javedkhananimoneylaunderer @y0uneversawmehere @chaotickittydreamer @adityami @vcantwrite @lyari-di-influenca @pine-breeze @dnarendramodi @harrystyleskiwi9 @patakanewswithfuljhadi @lyarielections

[akshayekhanna]

Hi :3

Cannibalism? I'm in. Hi!

[akshayekhanna]

Soon. Excited?

@blinkitshirani @shiranisahabkaexplosivepota @thesexierbetaofrehmanbaloch @lyarikadjinn @hamzaalimazari @sher-rehman-baloch @seher-rehman-baloch @balochdeewani @faizalbaloch @siyahidagoat @donga-hu-mai @uzairbalochkibiwi @majoriqbalahmedisi @laiba-iqbal-ki-asli-beti @miriqbalpaglu @misteriadare @twinblueflamee @afortoru @cherryyelixir @ishqnama @pallavi-sharma @goldenharrysworld @mainyahaankyunhoon @bitchy-bi-trash @aalamdudhsoda @sonasarchive @work-of-procrastination @kajuuuukatliiiiii @gracelovestars @depressedgiftedburnout @poetry-beauty-love-writez @jaskirat-singh-rangi @aditya-dhar @ajay-sanyal @fellivra @mrs-vihaan-shergill @kisswithknife @sanamkhanani @major-vihaan-shergill @mannkimansi @jameelwithdaughterissues @fellivra @sushant-bansal @mrs-bansal @javedkhananimoneylaunderer @y0uneversawmehere @chaotickittydreamer @adityami @vcantwrite @lyari-di-influenca @pine-breeze @dnarendramodi @harrystyleskiwi9 @patakanewswithfuljhadi @lyarielections

[rosesandpeoniesthings]

Waiting for all the Asurguru SMUT that's about to flood my TL 😋🥀

[work-of-procrastination]

I will SERVE

[rosesandpeoniesthings]

OHH YOU BETTER 😋 I AM SAT

[akshayekhanna]

I was right. Nahi aana chahiye tha yaha-

[akshayekhanna]

Soon. Excited?

@blinkitshirani @shiranisahabkaexplosivepota @thesexierbetaofrehmanbaloch @lyarikadjinn @hamzaalimazari @sher-rehman-baloch @seher-rehman-baloch @balochdeewani @faizalbaloch @siyahidagoat @donga-hu-mai @uzairbalochkibiwi @majoriqbalahmedisi @laiba-iqbal-ki-asli-beti @miriqbalpaglu @misteriadare @twinblueflamee @afortoru @cherryyelixir @ishqnama @pallavi-sharma @goldenharrysworld @mainyahaankyunhoon @bitchy-bi-trash @aalamdudhsoda @sonasarchive @work-of-procrastination @kajuuuukatliiiiii @gracelovestars @depressedgiftedburnout @poetry-beauty-love-writez @jaskirat-singh-rangi @aditya-dhar @ajay-sanyal @fellivra @mrs-vihaan-shergill @kisswithknife @sanamkhanani @major-vihaan-shergill @mannkimansi @jameelwithdaughterissues @fellivra @sushant-bansal @mrs-bansal @javedkhananimoneylaunderer @y0uneversawmehere @chaotickittydreamer @adityami @vcantwrite @lyari-di-influenca @pine-breeze @dnarendramodi @harrystyleskiwi9 @patakanewswithfuljhadi @lyarielections

[akshayekhanna]

pita ji 🧍🏻‍♀️👁️👁️

i hope you leave your alibaug bunglow in my name once you are 🪦💀

Pitai ho jayegi ab aapki beta.

[akshayekhanna]

Khanna ji agar aapse milna ho toh kab aur kaha aa sakte hai ?!? Woh kya hai na Aaj kal meri dhadkane tez ho jaati hai aapko dekh ke 😁😁😁

Mujhse milna hai toh, pehle brush karo, bed pe leto, aur mast so jao. Sapne Mai ajaunga, waha mil Lena❤️ waitinggggg~

Aur apne heart ka dhyaan rakho bp badh jayega.

[akshayekhanna]

Why would you do this to me...

This is exactly why I stay offline man🥀

@sher-e-baloch @aliracore @faizalbaloch @arshadpappu @javedkhananimoneylaunderer @theuzairbaloch @donga-hu-mai @uzairbalochkibiwi @thesexierbetaofrehmanbaloch @yalinawithdaddyissues @misteriadare @chocoopiee @twinblueflamee @shanti-priya @ppinkkitten @balochdeewani @sanamkhanani @mayayayaps @life-of-procrastination @afortoru @littletigerspeaks @sonasarchive @jameelwithdaughterissues @faizalbaloch @the-jenny-pinto @bulbbul @pallavi-sharma @cloudmast @yamigautamdhar @kajuuuukatliiiiii @sher-e-baloch @mainyahaankyunhoon @goodasaysboo @gehra-hua @kitty-minnieee @cherryyelixir @baddiefication101 @vcantwrite @pleasetagmejaaneman @uzairbalochkibiwi @carpediemdps707 @jaskirat-singh-rangi @jassisinghrangi @udaybirsandhu @scentedwolfdragon @subhu-99 @yalina-rangi @siyahidagoat @theuzairbaloch @hamzaalimazari

[akshayekhanna]

Aapke edits kahan milenge ?

Mujhe khud nahi pata.. I'm not that active. Mile toh mujhe bhi bhej dena.

[thesexierbetaofrehmanbaloch]

COMING SOON

Darlings, the wait is officially over and "SHAAM-E-LYARI" is finally opening its doors on 7th april

From the toddlers of Lyari to the elders who remember the 70s and even those who didn't survive the 90s everyone is welcome here

If you have a body (or a lingering soul) we have a chair for you.

Our elite service team features the most stylish-young-and-hot-waistcoat-wearing Premium Ghost Staff recruited directly from Mewa Shah qabristan, They’re fast, they’re invisible when you’re trying to have a private conversation, and they never ask for tips because, well...what are they going to buy? Shrouds? And also Please my darlings, be kind to @faizalbaloch our only human waiter. He’s there to handle the physical objects the ghosts accidentally drop and to remind us what ‘breathing’ looks like,

He’s very stressed. Don’t startle him.

To mark this historic moment, the ribbon will be cut up by a powerhouse lineup, including the legendary @sher-e-baloch , the cinematic icon @akshayekhanna , the ethereal @yamigautamdhar , and our creator @aditya-dhar

BUT the drama doesn't end here, nuh-uh!

We’re hosting an exclusive, high-voltage After Party where the vibes are as heavy as rehman dakait's pockets, so we expect you to dress as creatively, wildly, and Dhurandharesque as possible

BECAUSE THE ONLY THING WE DON'T SERVE HERE IS "MEDIOCRITY" !

Tags:- @sher-e-baloch @ulfatbaloch @balochdeewani @faizalbaloch @akshayekhanna @yamigautamdhar @aditya-dhar @hamzaalimazari @afortoru @donga-hu-mai @siyahidagoat @theuzairbaloch @aalamdudhsoda @majoriqbalahmedisi @miriqbalpaglu @javedkhananimoneylaunderer @laiba-iqbal-ki-asli-beti @gehra-hua @lakshana-ke-lakshan @life-of-procrastination @blinkitshirani @bulbbul @misteriadare @patakanewswithfuljhadi @lyari-ka-janbaz @y0uneversawmehere @yalinawithdaddyissues @jameelwithdaughterissues @rehmatbaloch @theamairabaloch @unfortunatelyiqbalsdad @bababhandariforthebootiful @mrssanyal @major-vihaan-shergill @mrs-vihaan-shergill @ppinkitten @marlena-marlena @poetry-beauty-love-writez @roses-and-iron @kabirmehra

[akshayekhanna]

Everyone please be there, isi bahane sabse mil bhi lunga. I'll be waiting sweethearts~~

[pallavi-sharma]

*looks at watch*

...

*thumbs up*

@akshayekhanna so.. hey.. I KNOW THIS POST IS VERY VWRY LATE BUT GNG I WAS UH-.. busy... 😀☝️ BUT HEY ATLEAST I GOT THERE

Happy birthday (twice) unc 🥳🎉

HOPE YOU LIKE THE CAKE 🗣️😍 (the food was bomb)

[akshayekhanna]

Ye army wale log bhi na. Koi baat nahi, I respect you, thank you for serving our nation, I'm proud. Thank you for your wishes pallavi ❤️ about the cake hmm...um..okay I liked it. glad that you enjoyed the food..ghar bhijwa du kuch?

[pallavi-sharma]

Your words mean a lot, sir. And as for liking the cake, you better have.. (dhamki hai ye) aur han! Would love to have more of the treats 😭

[akshayekhanna]

Abhi bhijwata hu, aapke ginger bille ke liye bhi thode treats bhijwa raha hu meri taraf se. Hope he'll like it ...tell him I said meow.

[pallavi-sharma]

Awww 🥹 thank you sm! Ghochu said meow meow (he likes to one-up humans)

[akshayekhanna]

I'm always up for a 1v1

[pallavi-sharma]

He bites (he doesn't) and he's very dangerous (he'll fall asleep in the middle of literally anything)

[akshayekhanna]

I might bite him tho. He's bite sized.

[akshayekhanna]

Happy birthday unc 😍‼️‼️‼️

I- wow- uh..nice..

*What in the genuine flying fuck is this pallavi*

[pallavi-sharma]

Everyone look at my immaculate taste in desserts

[akshayekhanna]

*glares* yeah. Right.

[pallavi-sharma]

You love it

[akshayekhanna]

Uh- okay. Yeah. *Eye roll*

[pallavi-sharma]

We get it Akshaye, we get it you're a diva 😞✌️

[akshayekhanna]

True tho. Attitude is necessary sometimes.

[pallavi-sharma]

*looks at watch*

...

*thumbs up*

@akshayekhanna so.. hey.. I KNOW THIS POST IS VERY VWRY LATE BUT GNG I WAS UH-.. busy... 😀☝️ BUT HEY ATLEAST I GOT THERE

Happy birthday (twice) unc 🥳🎉

HOPE YOU LIKE THE CAKE 🗣️😍 (the food was bomb)

[akshayekhanna]

Ye army wale log bhi na. Koi baat nahi, I respect you, thank you for serving our nation, I'm proud. Thank you for your wishes pallavi ❤️ about the cake hmm...um..okay I liked it. glad that you enjoyed the food..ghar bhijwa du kuch?

[pallavi-sharma]

Your words mean a lot, sir. And as for liking the cake, you better have.. (dhamki hai ye) aur han! Would love to have more of the treats 😭

[akshayekhanna]

Abhi bhijwata hu, aapke ginger bille ke liye bhi thode treats bhijwa raha hu meri taraf se. Hope he'll like it ...tell him I said meow.

[pallavi-sharma]

Awww 🥹 thank you sm! Ghochu said meow meow (he likes to one-up humans)

[akshayekhanna]

I'm always up for a 1v1

[akshayekhanna]

Happy birthday unc 😍‼️‼️‼️

I- wow- uh..nice..

*What in the genuine flying fuck is this pallavi*

[pallavi-sharma]

Everyone look at my immaculate taste in desserts

[akshayekhanna]

*glares* yeah. Right.

[pallavi-sharma]

You love it

[akshayekhanna]

Uh- okay. Yeah. *Eye roll*

[pallavi-sharma]

*looks at watch*

...

*thumbs up*

@akshayekhanna so.. hey.. I KNOW THIS POST IS VERY VWRY LATE BUT GNG I WAS UH-.. busy... 😀☝️ BUT HEY ATLEAST I GOT THERE

Happy birthday (twice) unc 🥳🎉

HOPE YOU LIKE THE CAKE 🗣️😍 (the food was bomb)

[akshayekhanna]

Ye army wale log bhi na. Koi baat nahi, I respect you, thank you for serving our nation, I'm proud. Thank you for your wishes pallavi ❤️ about the cake hmm...um..okay I liked it. glad that you enjoyed the food..ghar bhijwa du kuch?

[pallavi-sharma]

Your words mean a lot, sir. And as for liking the cake, you better have.. (dhamki hai ye) aur han! Would love to have more of the treats 😭

[akshayekhanna]

Abhi bhijwata hu, aapke ginger bille ke liye bhi thode treats bhijwa raha hu meri taraf se. Hope he'll like it ...tell him I said meow.

[akshayekhanna]

Happy birthday unc 😍‼️‼️‼️

I- wow- uh..nice..

*What in the genuine flying fuck is this pallavi*

[pallavi-sharma]

Everyone look at my immaculate taste in desserts

[akshayekhanna]

*glares* yeah. Right.