A Delusional Gurl✨🌊✨

Currently obsessing over Akshaye Khanna. I'm a reader and a poet🤎🫀. I also write fanfictions sometimes.. RARELY

[revverries404]

"it is a cultural shock — how our daughters are using such [crude] language."

always the women being subjected to puritan culture. citizens are being booked for using slurs. fifteen year olds. are we serious?

why only "daughters"? why is it less surprising to see "sons" as well using crass language? because "boys will be boys", apparently.

the prime minister of the country with the largest population in the world has nothing better to do than making a reel, saying he forgives everyone who verbally insulted him during the recent protest that was highly against the political party he belongs to.

oh goodness. this is a fucking joke.

[cloudmast]

these "daughters" are getting assaulted on the streets everyday and he's more worried about them using "crass" language. be for real right now. even at the protest itself, the police were molesting women and children.

the REAL cultural shock is how women are being treated like mere objects in a country where Goddesses are worshipped.

the double standards are insane. and the people who are defending this are in blissful ignorance. wake the fuck up and see the shit around you.

[akshayekhannapaglu]

LOUDER

[averypretentiousreader]

So, I watched that episode of Koffee with Karan with Akshaye and Anil Kapoor 👉👈

1st, it's soooo sexy when men do that arm on the back of the sofa thing, like I'm drooling. He wore a red belt btw, as if he was starring in a Disney show or smth (srsly who is his stylist).

He says at some point that he was in a relationship with some1 called Tara, anyone have any guesses on who it was?

He actually seemed jealous of the time Anil was spending with Feroz, Also, he gets REALLY uncomfortable when he's being complemented. He makes that 1 face he made in that round table too.

He tends to giggle shyly like a school boy when asked about women and straight up doesn't answer. Like can u answer smth, my dude? Karan's like, "What turns u on in a woman?" and he gestures vaguely in the air and I'm like papi, is that supposed to mean breasts?

Also, he really can't talk about himself. Like, even in his newer interviews, he'll go on about movies, the shooting process, the acting process; but if ask him smth about himself, he'll be like, "I dunno."

Also, according to him, he's the most romantic out of his dad and brother; and I dunno, Mr. Khanna, ur going to have to prove that...to me...personally.

Either bro has serious memory issues, or he's found the best bahana to not answer questions. Like he is so bad at the ranking questions cuz he keeps forgetting who all he needs to rank (honestly, same).

The open laces of his converse kept driving me nuts though.

The ending interviews had this 1 gurl who suggested he play a villain, and right on gurliepop. Another said that he should strip, and gurl, same; he should strip.

[lilymodernfamily]

Back in the days when he gave us a chance to bless our eyes with a sneak peek of his jungle 👅🫦

Pic Credit: Pinterest

[cloudmast]

I have thoughts about his chest that could get me cancelled

[averypretentiousreader]

Aaaaaahhhhhhhh

Obviously, this is from Pinterest, and well jisne post ki hai, meri property uski. But Gods, look at that lucky duck clutching at his arm. Atp, yeh aadmi mujhe maar bhi de, I think I’ll be totes okay with that.

[akshayekhannapaglu]

Atp it doesn't even matter what character of his will be fucking me. As long as it's HIS character I'll gladly submit to him 😭

[hyade]

Very very controversial take and probably one that a lot of people will disagree with, but I'm not quite sure that Hamza (let's not call him Jaskirat for this one) going after a seventeen-year old, marrying her when she's nineteen and then impregnating her is reflective of him being the greenest flag around women in Dhurandhar. Yes, it facilitates his mission by positioning him alongside Jamali, but that positioning is rendered null by the Jameel twist at the end -- there was no need to seduce Yalina, because Jameel was always going to have Hamza's interests in mind, in the end. And for some reason, Jameel thinks it's best to not tell the truth to Hamza and coordinate their plotting together, letting his daughter get married to an Indian asset instead. Does he do it because, at the end of the day, this is the only chance he has to have his daughter marry an Indian man? Going for Jameel -- it's not part of his cover to talk to Yalina like she's an annoyance. It's not part of his cover to discourage her from studying and treat it like it's an hindrance, unless I'm not seeing something. Now, this whole post is not to say 'haha! Hamza is as bad as the rest of them!' which I know some people would get very touchy about, but only a gentle reminder that most of these characters have, along the way, failed the women in their lives. Rehman's lifestyle leads to the death of his eldest son and gets him killed, leaving his wife widowed and his youngest a half-orphan. Iqbal, though he seems to be good to his daughter, appears to have let Jahangir frighten her so much that she screams off-screen when she starts to hear them arguing. Hamza leaves a wife and child behind; sure, he gives them an out to Canada, but he has destroyed Yalina's life. He is the hero, he is virtuous, but this, this was morally gray.

[averypretentiousreader]

Uh, found this on Pinterest (God bless the person who posted it); and dawg, look at those back muscles flexing 🫦✋🏼✋🏼. Like why he gotta be so lithe 🤭😏😮‍💨.

[akshayekhannapaglu]

Hey guyss. So I was unavailable for a few weeks and y'all might be wondering the reason. Lately my academic work has been getting out of control. Piles of assignments to complete and that kinda sh*t. Plus last week on 10th I had my birthday so I felt COMPLETELY exhausted.

Also, from here on I will ofc continue posting content but very rarely because of lack of time. I hope y'all understand my situation 🥲

@fellivra @misteriadare @tere-naal-nachna @tere-ni-kararan @ppinkitten @tanipartner @maxpaglu @cloudmast @rosesandpeoniesthings @shawty-writes-a-little @goodnightkatherine

[akshayekhannapaglu]

BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD! Once you are given this award you're supposed to paste it in the asks of 8 (or more) people who deserve it. If you break the chain nothing happens, but it's sweet to know someone thinks you're beautiful inside and out <3

Thanksssss so muchhh !!! 💖💖🫂🫂🫂🥹

People are so considerate on this platform like I genuinely can't believe it

MUAH 💋

[akshayekhannapaglu]

BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD! Once you are given this award you're supposed to paste it in the asks of 8 (or more) people who deserve it. If you break the chain nothing happens, but it's sweet to know someone thinks you're beautiful inside and out <3

💕💕

Let me just say that YOU'RE ONE OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL AND KIND SOUL OVER HERE 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

On my way to give ya a thousand kisses hehehehe~~~

[akshayekhannapaglu]

BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD! Once you are given this award you're supposed to paste it in the asks of 8 (or more) people who deserve it. If you break the chain nothing happens, but it's sweet to know someone thinks you're beautiful inside and out <3

Omg!! 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖 Love you sweetheart!!! You da real divaaa 💖💕💖💕💖💕💖💕

[formerlyluckymanticore]

Reblog if you will never. Ever. Use AI in your writing.

[ppinkitten]

Mera koi dost nahi idhar :(

Me friendless….my irl frands forgor mw…

[akshayekhannapaglu]

Brooo aise na bolo 🥲🤚🏻

From now on we are frandssss 🫂🫂🫂💕💕💕💕💕💕💝💝

Apko koi bhi tang karega toh usse meri taraf rhepte padenge 😚😚

[akshayekhannapaglu]

Do you know any good Akshaye khanna(and or related charecters, except rehman dakait)writers? I only know like 3 people who write for him🥲

1. @roses-and-iron has some banger fics on Akshaye Khanna, love all of her akshaye khanna fics.

2. @goodasaysboo the sanjaya baru fics have me on my knees.

3. @whyishekinda has this new social media au type of fic on Akshaye, very nice concept.

Pls add others if you know any.

I know a few EXCELLENT writers, for instance, @ch3rrycok3s - her 'Million Dollar Man' series has taken over my mind. Then there is @angelllk1ssed - her 'Lolita' series is just a bummer.Third is @marlena-marlena - she has a whole different masterlist for Akshaye's characters ( Dev Varma, Baba bhandari, Jai angarchand, etc).

Next is @saltedburns - she has majorly written Rehman Dakait fics but there is one Dev Varma ff which has my whole heart tbh💖 also a Dharamvir Singh Bhan ff. Fourth is @mandaakiniii - just WOW like most of them are smutty and well-written 💅🏻💖. Next is @shippingtheshippers - now the reason why I kept this for the last is because SHE. IS. A. DIVA 💋, mostly one shots but GREAT ONES like you'll fall in love with her.

Well that's all but IF I've missed someone kindly forgive me for that. I'm sure there are MANY such amazing writers in this fandom. Love y'all, without you we wouldn't have been able to keep this fandom alive 💖💖💝💝😘

[akshayekhannapaglu]

Now wtf is this?! 😭🙏🏻

People are getting so creative these days 😭

[akshayekhannapaglu]

Nothing just planning a vacation trip to Alibaug 🌝

@akshayekhanna

[akshayekhannapaglu]

😆

[vakalatnelagadiye]

has the alcohol lulled him down or is he aware that his cock is about to burst through the confines of his salwar 🫪

godddddd he's sooo hard....just want him to fuck me silly and tipsy sex lowkey the horniest 💋 the tip of his cock smeared with pre cum, throbbing, red and twitching wildly before he pushes into mah wet inviting pussy, whining as the alcohol makes him subby, wantonly fucking with wild deep strokes, aching to cum the deepest pits of mah pussy 💦 while he busies himself with mah boobies, sucking them raw and fucking me raw.........FUCKKKKK

[akshayekhannapaglu]

Let it be

It's a nice view anyway

🌚

[akshayekhannapaglu]

Me undressing in front of him like-

WHO SAID THAT?!?