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[theofficialosamudazai]

Is akutagawa official autistic

"Probably! But don't be a coward and ask him yourself."

[akutagawa-official]

Coward.

[theofficialosamudazai]

"Why am I the coward in this situation?!"

[akutagawa-official]

May I clarify that I was calling anon a coward, not you.

//man I'm still chuckling at "probably!"

[theofficialosamudazai]

"Good!"

[akutagawa-official]

I would never be so disrespectful as to call you a coward. Believe me

[theofficialosamudazai]

"Can't say the same about me, but thanks!"

[akutagawa-official]

🤨 what does that mean

[theofficialosamudazai]

"It means I'd call you a coward no hesitation."

[akutagawa-official]

...... okay

[ocblog0kelp]

"Welcome to the neurodivergent club! We have trouble expressing emotions sometimes, hyperfixate on shit, ect ect. We also have Ranpo, and probably other people we know, here too!!"

[akutagawa-official]

This feels like some kind of initiation... thank you?

[theofficialosamudazai]

Is akutagawa official autistic

"Probably! But don't be a coward and ask him yourself."

[akutagawa-official]

Coward.

[theofficialosamudazai]

"Why am I the coward in this situation?!"

[akutagawa-official]

May I clarify that I was calling anon a coward, not you.

//man I'm still chuckling at "probably!"

[theofficialosamudazai]

"Good!"

[akutagawa-official]

I would never be so disrespectful as to call you a coward. Believe me

[theofficialosamudazai]

"Can't say the same about me, but thanks!"

[akutagawa-official]

🤨 what does that mean

[theofficialosamudazai]

"It means I'd call you a coward no hesitation."

[akutagawa-official]

...... okay

[theofficialosamudazai]

Is akutagawa official autistic

"Probably! But don't be a coward and ask him yourself."

[akutagawa-official]

Coward.

[theofficialosamudazai]

"Why am I the coward in this situation?!"

[akutagawa-official]

May I clarify that I was calling anon a coward, not you.

//man I'm still chuckling at "probably!"

[theofficialosamudazai]

"Good!"

[akutagawa-official]

I would never be so disrespectful as to call you a coward. Believe me

[theofficialosamudazai]

"Can't say the same about me, but thanks!"

[akutagawa-official]

🤨 what does that mean

[akutagawa-official]

I'm bored, so here, have some activities/questions!

((Honestly in love with AkuKelp rn so, uhm.. it is kinda included? Ignore any question/dare that makes you uncomfortable mod 🙏))

1 . Kiss, Marry, Kill

• Chuuya, Atsushi, Kelp

• Dazai, Tachihara, Higuchi

2 . Would you rather

• Build a snowman with Kelp and Gin OR spend a day with Dazai

• Lose your arm permanently OR let Kelp kiss you??

• Eat a cricket OR punch Kelp

3 . Questions

• Who is your favorite PM member, not including Gin or yourself?

• How far have you ever went with a relationship, if you've had one?

• Favorite color and food?

• Top five people you would die for?

• Somewhere you'd like to go for a date?

• Favorite and least favorite thing Kelp has ever done?

• If you only had 24 hours to live, what would you spend it doing?

• Your opinion on maid cafes? >:3

• Do you currently have feelings for anyone?

• Do you know anyone who has feelings for you but haven't mentioned it? If so, list all of them.

4 . Dares

• Pick up the dumbest person you know

• Send an anonymous love letter to your crush (if you have one)

• Throw Kelp at his biggest fear (aka a large body of water or a child)

• Give Chuuya to Dazai as a late birthday present

• Smile at Kelp, Gin, and Dazai to see their reaction

1. For the first one, kiss kelp, kill atsushi, marry chuuya. And secondly, kill tachihara, maybe kiss higuchi if I must? I dont necessarily want to marry dazai-san, though. I guess kiss dazai-san, kill tachihara, marry higuchi (and then divorce her Im not for the ladies)

2, would I rather? Hmmm..

Build a snowman with gin. and kelp

Does a kiss on the cheek count? Losing my arm hurt.

See I'd eat a cricket for free but I'm inclined to violence (punch kelp)

3. I assume this only includes people that are still with the port mafia, yes? Then, excluding myself or gin, I think I would say nakahara-san.

I'm not inexperienced, that's all I shall say currently. (Says the virgin)

Top five people i would die for? 1, dazai-san, 2, the weretiger, 3, gin, 4, the port mafia. I don't like many people. 5, myself

Somewhere I'd like to go on a date... I don't know whether this counts, but going to antique shops with somebody or thrifting sounds pleasant

Hm... favourite thing kelp has done: murder. Least favourite thing: attempted to flirt with me

Twenty-four hours to live... I suppose I would spend it with gin? Assuming that it's due to my condition, I don't really have many options as to what I spend that time doing

I'm neutral on maid cafes. It's a job, plus the food is nice

.... no comment. (Yes)

Unfortunately I don't think I do, the only person I'm aware of that 'likes' me is higuchi, and she's blatantly obvious. I have people that I certainly hope are fond of me, however.

4. @akutagawas-missing-arm grabs them by the leg and 'picks' them up

You know what okay I can do that. Not to say I have a crush, of course, but if I did I would be capable of sending them a love letter anonymously. #delusional

See the reasonable answer is to throw them at water. HOWEVER, the idea of throwing them at a child is arguably more amusing. @ocblog0kelp

Would he like that? I shall try and aquire chuuya-san for him.

@ocblog0kelp @theofficialosamudazai smiles at you. (I dont have a gin mutual yet.... mod cries.)

[theofficialosamudazai]

"....Is your face okay?"

[akutagawa-official]

...my face is perfectly fine dazai-san, why?

[theofficialosamudazai]

"You- did this weird thing. It seemed like you were trying to...smile..?"

[akutagawa-official]

I.... was smiling, dazai-san.

[theofficialosamudazai]

"What an odd thing to do. For you, at least. You looked like you were in pain."

[akutagawa-official]

I am forever and always in pain, that does not mean I cannot attempt to express a smile on rare occasion.

[theofficialosamudazai]

"Pfft- dramatic, much?"

[akutagawa-official]

I am not dramatic, dazai-san.

[theofficialosamudazai]

"You dress like a Victorian monarch on a daily basis- FUCK you mean."

[akutagawa-official]

It's called being cunty, dazai-san. Something I find I am very good at

[theofficialosamudazai]

"Dramatic and cunty are in no way mutually exclusive. Trust me, I'd know."

//I think I used that phrase the right way..?

[akutagawa-official]

Sometimes you have to be a little dramatic in order to be cunty, that's just the way it is. And of course you'd know, you're more dramatic than even I- though perhaps you lack on the cunty-level

//yeah! I can't see anything wrong with how you worded anything :3

[theofficialosamudazai]

"Oh, please. I was a mfaia executive.. how much cuntier can you get?"

[akutagawa-official]

Literally everyone else in the mafia is cuntier than you..

[theofficialosamudazai]

"Oh, yeah? Give me one real example and it can't be you."

[akutagawa-official]

Chuuya.

[theofficialosamudazai]

"Bitch???? He's too short to be a cunt, everyone knows that."

[akutagawa-official]

He's 5'3 and more cunty than you'll ever be...

[theofficialosamudazai]

"Ding-dong, you are wrong. Pack it up, Akutagawa.''

[akutagawa-official]

Dazai-san, even hirotsu is cuntier than you and he's fifty

[theofficialosamudazai]

"I mean...I'd hit. But that does NOT mean he's cuntier."

[akutagawa-official]

Pardon.

[theofficialosamudazai]

"You're pardoned."

[akutagawa-official]

No because I see it, I see it. Though I am still mildly concerned

[theofficialosamudazai]

Is akutagawa official autistic

"Probably! But don't be a coward and ask him yourself."

[akutagawa-official]

Coward.

[theofficialosamudazai]

"Why am I the coward in this situation?!"

[akutagawa-official]

May I clarify that I was calling anon a coward, not you.

//man I'm still chuckling at "probably!"

[theofficialosamudazai]

"Good!"

[akutagawa-official]

I would never be so disrespectful as to call you a coward. Believe me

[akutagawa-official]

I'm bored, so here, have some activities/questions!

((Honestly in love with AkuKelp rn so, uhm.. it is kinda included? Ignore any question/dare that makes you uncomfortable mod 🙏))

1 . Kiss, Marry, Kill

• Chuuya, Atsushi, Kelp

• Dazai, Tachihara, Higuchi

2 . Would you rather

• Build a snowman with Kelp and Gin OR spend a day with Dazai

• Lose your arm permanently OR let Kelp kiss you??

• Eat a cricket OR punch Kelp

3 . Questions

• Who is your favorite PM member, not including Gin or yourself?

• How far have you ever went with a relationship, if you've had one?

• Favorite color and food?

• Top five people you would die for?

• Somewhere you'd like to go for a date?

• Favorite and least favorite thing Kelp has ever done?

• If you only had 24 hours to live, what would you spend it doing?

• Your opinion on maid cafes? >:3

• Do you currently have feelings for anyone?

• Do you know anyone who has feelings for you but haven't mentioned it? If so, list all of them.

4 . Dares

• Pick up the dumbest person you know

• Send an anonymous love letter to your crush (if you have one)

• Throw Kelp at his biggest fear (aka a large body of water or a child)

• Give Chuuya to Dazai as a late birthday present

• Smile at Kelp, Gin, and Dazai to see their reaction

1. For the first one, kiss kelp, kill atsushi, marry chuuya. And secondly, kill tachihara, maybe kiss higuchi if I must? I dont necessarily want to marry dazai-san, though. I guess kiss dazai-san, kill tachihara, marry higuchi (and then divorce her Im not for the ladies)

2, would I rather? Hmmm..

Build a snowman with gin. and kelp

Does a kiss on the cheek count? Losing my arm hurt.

See I'd eat a cricket for free but I'm inclined to violence (punch kelp)

3. I assume this only includes people that are still with the port mafia, yes? Then, excluding myself or gin, I think I would say nakahara-san.

I'm not inexperienced, that's all I shall say currently. (Says the virgin)

Top five people i would die for? 1, dazai-san, 2, the weretiger, 3, gin, 4, the port mafia. I don't like many people. 5, myself

Somewhere I'd like to go on a date... I don't know whether this counts, but going to antique shops with somebody or thrifting sounds pleasant

Hm... favourite thing kelp has done: murder. Least favourite thing: attempted to flirt with me

Twenty-four hours to live... I suppose I would spend it with gin? Assuming that it's due to my condition, I don't really have many options as to what I spend that time doing

I'm neutral on maid cafes. It's a job, plus the food is nice

.... no comment. (Yes)

Unfortunately I don't think I do, the only person I'm aware of that 'likes' me is higuchi, and she's blatantly obvious. I have people that I certainly hope are fond of me, however.

4. @akutagawas-missing-arm grabs them by the leg and 'picks' them up

You know what okay I can do that. Not to say I have a crush, of course, but if I did I would be capable of sending them a love letter anonymously. #delusional

See the reasonable answer is to throw them at water. HOWEVER, the idea of throwing them at a child is arguably more amusing. @ocblog0kelp

Would he like that? I shall try and aquire chuuya-san for him.

@ocblog0kelp @theofficialosamudazai smiles at you. (I dont have a gin mutual yet.... mod cries.)

[theofficialosamudazai]

"....Is your face okay?"

[akutagawa-official]

...my face is perfectly fine dazai-san, why?

[theofficialosamudazai]

"You- did this weird thing. It seemed like you were trying to...smile..?"

[akutagawa-official]

I.... was smiling, dazai-san.

[theofficialosamudazai]

"What an odd thing to do. For you, at least. You looked like you were in pain."

[akutagawa-official]

I am forever and always in pain, that does not mean I cannot attempt to express a smile on rare occasion.

[theofficialosamudazai]

"Pfft- dramatic, much?"

[akutagawa-official]

I am not dramatic, dazai-san.

[theofficialosamudazai]

"You dress like a Victorian monarch on a daily basis- FUCK you mean."

[akutagawa-official]

It's called being cunty, dazai-san. Something I find I am very good at

[theofficialosamudazai]

"Dramatic and cunty are in no way mutually exclusive. Trust me, I'd know."

//I think I used that phrase the right way..?

[akutagawa-official]

Sometimes you have to be a little dramatic in order to be cunty, that's just the way it is. And of course you'd know, you're more dramatic than even I- though perhaps you lack on the cunty-level

//yeah! I can't see anything wrong with how you worded anything :3

[theofficialosamudazai]

"Oh, please. I was a mfaia executive.. how much cuntier can you get?"

[akutagawa-official]

Literally everyone else in the mafia is cuntier than you..

[theofficialosamudazai]

"Oh, yeah? Give me one real example and it can't be you."

[akutagawa-official]

Chuuya.

[theofficialosamudazai]

"Bitch???? He's too short to be a cunt, everyone knows that."

[akutagawa-official]

He's 5'3 and more cunty than you'll ever be...

[theofficialosamudazai]

"Ding-dong, you are wrong. Pack it up, Akutagawa.''

[akutagawa-official]

Dazai-san, even hirotsu is cuntier than you and he's fifty

[theofficialosamudazai]

"I mean...I'd hit. But that does NOT mean he's cuntier."

[akutagawa-official]

Pardon.

[theofficialosamudazai]

Is akutagawa official autistic

"Probably! But don't be a coward and ask him yourself."

[akutagawa-official]

Coward.

[theofficialosamudazai]

"Why am I the coward in this situation?!"

[akutagawa-official]

May I clarify that I was calling anon a coward, not you.

//man I'm still chuckling at "probably!"

[akutagawa-official]

I'm bored, so here, have some activities/questions!

((Honestly in love with AkuKelp rn so, uhm.. it is kinda included? Ignore any question/dare that makes you uncomfortable mod 🙏))

1 . Kiss, Marry, Kill

• Chuuya, Atsushi, Kelp

• Dazai, Tachihara, Higuchi

2 . Would you rather

• Build a snowman with Kelp and Gin OR spend a day with Dazai

• Lose your arm permanently OR let Kelp kiss you??

• Eat a cricket OR punch Kelp

3 . Questions

• Who is your favorite PM member, not including Gin or yourself?

• How far have you ever went with a relationship, if you've had one?

• Favorite color and food?

• Top five people you would die for?

• Somewhere you'd like to go for a date?

• Favorite and least favorite thing Kelp has ever done?

• If you only had 24 hours to live, what would you spend it doing?

• Your opinion on maid cafes? >:3

• Do you currently have feelings for anyone?

• Do you know anyone who has feelings for you but haven't mentioned it? If so, list all of them.

4 . Dares

• Pick up the dumbest person you know

• Send an anonymous love letter to your crush (if you have one)

• Throw Kelp at his biggest fear (aka a large body of water or a child)

• Give Chuuya to Dazai as a late birthday present

• Smile at Kelp, Gin, and Dazai to see their reaction

1. For the first one, kiss kelp, kill atsushi, marry chuuya. And secondly, kill tachihara, maybe kiss higuchi if I must? I dont necessarily want to marry dazai-san, though. I guess kiss dazai-san, kill tachihara, marry higuchi (and then divorce her Im not for the ladies)

2, would I rather? Hmmm..

Build a snowman with gin. and kelp

Does a kiss on the cheek count? Losing my arm hurt.

See I'd eat a cricket for free but I'm inclined to violence (punch kelp)

3. I assume this only includes people that are still with the port mafia, yes? Then, excluding myself or gin, I think I would say nakahara-san.

I'm not inexperienced, that's all I shall say currently. (Says the virgin)

Top five people i would die for? 1, dazai-san, 2, the weretiger, 3, gin, 4, the port mafia. I don't like many people. 5, myself

Somewhere I'd like to go on a date... I don't know whether this counts, but going to antique shops with somebody or thrifting sounds pleasant

Hm... favourite thing kelp has done: murder. Least favourite thing: attempted to flirt with me

Twenty-four hours to live... I suppose I would spend it with gin? Assuming that it's due to my condition, I don't really have many options as to what I spend that time doing

I'm neutral on maid cafes. It's a job, plus the food is nice

.... no comment. (Yes)

Unfortunately I don't think I do, the only person I'm aware of that 'likes' me is higuchi, and she's blatantly obvious. I have people that I certainly hope are fond of me, however.

4. @akutagawas-missing-arm grabs them by the leg and 'picks' them up

You know what okay I can do that. Not to say I have a crush, of course, but if I did I would be capable of sending them a love letter anonymously. #delusional

See the reasonable answer is to throw them at water. HOWEVER, the idea of throwing them at a child is arguably more amusing. @ocblog0kelp

Would he like that? I shall try and aquire chuuya-san for him.

@ocblog0kelp @theofficialosamudazai smiles at you. (I dont have a gin mutual yet.... mod cries.)

[theofficialosamudazai]

"....Is your face okay?"

[akutagawa-official]

...my face is perfectly fine dazai-san, why?

[theofficialosamudazai]

"You- did this weird thing. It seemed like you were trying to...smile..?"

[akutagawa-official]

I.... was smiling, dazai-san.

[theofficialosamudazai]

"What an odd thing to do. For you, at least. You looked like you were in pain."

[akutagawa-official]

I am forever and always in pain, that does not mean I cannot attempt to express a smile on rare occasion.

[theofficialosamudazai]

"Pfft- dramatic, much?"

[akutagawa-official]

I am not dramatic, dazai-san.

[theofficialosamudazai]

"You dress like a Victorian monarch on a daily basis- FUCK you mean."

[akutagawa-official]

It's called being cunty, dazai-san. Something I find I am very good at

[theofficialosamudazai]

"Dramatic and cunty are in no way mutually exclusive. Trust me, I'd know."

//I think I used that phrase the right way..?

[akutagawa-official]

Sometimes you have to be a little dramatic in order to be cunty, that's just the way it is. And of course you'd know, you're more dramatic than even I- though perhaps you lack on the cunty-level

//yeah! I can't see anything wrong with how you worded anything :3

[theofficialosamudazai]

"Oh, please. I was a mfaia executive.. how much cuntier can you get?"

[akutagawa-official]

Literally everyone else in the mafia is cuntier than you..

[theofficialosamudazai]

"Oh, yeah? Give me one real example and it can't be you."

[akutagawa-official]

Chuuya.

[theofficialosamudazai]

"Bitch???? He's too short to be a cunt, everyone knows that."

[akutagawa-official]

He's 5'3 and more cunty than you'll ever be...

[theofficialosamudazai]

"Ding-dong, you are wrong. Pack it up, Akutagawa.''

[akutagawa-official]

Dazai-san, even hirotsu is cuntier than you and he's fifty

[theofficialosamudazai]

Is akutagawa official autistic

"Probably! But don't be a coward and ask him yourself."

[akutagawa-official]

Coward.

[akutagawa-official]

I'm bored, so here, have some activities/questions!

((Honestly in love with AkuKelp rn so, uhm.. it is kinda included? Ignore any question/dare that makes you uncomfortable mod 🙏))

1 . Kiss, Marry, Kill

• Chuuya, Atsushi, Kelp

• Dazai, Tachihara, Higuchi

2 . Would you rather

• Build a snowman with Kelp and Gin OR spend a day with Dazai

• Lose your arm permanently OR let Kelp kiss you??

• Eat a cricket OR punch Kelp

3 . Questions

• Who is your favorite PM member, not including Gin or yourself?

• How far have you ever went with a relationship, if you've had one?

• Favorite color and food?

• Top five people you would die for?

• Somewhere you'd like to go for a date?

• Favorite and least favorite thing Kelp has ever done?

• If you only had 24 hours to live, what would you spend it doing?

• Your opinion on maid cafes? >:3

• Do you currently have feelings for anyone?

• Do you know anyone who has feelings for you but haven't mentioned it? If so, list all of them.

4 . Dares

• Pick up the dumbest person you know

• Send an anonymous love letter to your crush (if you have one)

• Throw Kelp at his biggest fear (aka a large body of water or a child)

• Give Chuuya to Dazai as a late birthday present

• Smile at Kelp, Gin, and Dazai to see their reaction

1. For the first one, kiss kelp, kill atsushi, marry chuuya. And secondly, kill tachihara, maybe kiss higuchi if I must? I dont necessarily want to marry dazai-san, though. I guess kiss dazai-san, kill tachihara, marry higuchi (and then divorce her Im not for the ladies)

2, would I rather? Hmmm..

Build a snowman with gin. and kelp

Does a kiss on the cheek count? Losing my arm hurt.

See I'd eat a cricket for free but I'm inclined to violence (punch kelp)

3. I assume this only includes people that are still with the port mafia, yes? Then, excluding myself or gin, I think I would say nakahara-san.

I'm not inexperienced, that's all I shall say currently. (Says the virgin)

Top five people i would die for? 1, dazai-san, 2, the weretiger, 3, gin, 4, the port mafia. I don't like many people. 5, myself

Somewhere I'd like to go on a date... I don't know whether this counts, but going to antique shops with somebody or thrifting sounds pleasant

Hm... favourite thing kelp has done: murder. Least favourite thing: attempted to flirt with me

Twenty-four hours to live... I suppose I would spend it with gin? Assuming that it's due to my condition, I don't really have many options as to what I spend that time doing

I'm neutral on maid cafes. It's a job, plus the food is nice

.... no comment. (Yes)

Unfortunately I don't think I do, the only person I'm aware of that 'likes' me is higuchi, and she's blatantly obvious. I have people that I certainly hope are fond of me, however.

4. @akutagawas-missing-arm grabs them by the leg and 'picks' them up

You know what okay I can do that. Not to say I have a crush, of course, but if I did I would be capable of sending them a love letter anonymously. #delusional

See the reasonable answer is to throw them at water. HOWEVER, the idea of throwing them at a child is arguably more amusing. @ocblog0kelp

Would he like that? I shall try and aquire chuuya-san for him.

@ocblog0kelp @theofficialosamudazai smiles at you. (I dont have a gin mutual yet.... mod cries.)

[theofficialosamudazai]

"....Is your face okay?"

[akutagawa-official]

...my face is perfectly fine dazai-san, why?

[theofficialosamudazai]

"You- did this weird thing. It seemed like you were trying to...smile..?"

[akutagawa-official]

I.... was smiling, dazai-san.

[theofficialosamudazai]

"What an odd thing to do. For you, at least. You looked like you were in pain."

[akutagawa-official]

I am forever and always in pain, that does not mean I cannot attempt to express a smile on rare occasion.

[theofficialosamudazai]

"Pfft- dramatic, much?"

[akutagawa-official]

I am not dramatic, dazai-san.

[theofficialosamudazai]

"You dress like a Victorian monarch on a daily basis- FUCK you mean."

[akutagawa-official]

It's called being cunty, dazai-san. Something I find I am very good at

[theofficialosamudazai]

"Dramatic and cunty are in no way mutually exclusive. Trust me, I'd know."

//I think I used that phrase the right way..?

[akutagawa-official]

Sometimes you have to be a little dramatic in order to be cunty, that's just the way it is. And of course you'd know, you're more dramatic than even I- though perhaps you lack on the cunty-level

//yeah! I can't see anything wrong with how you worded anything :3

[theofficialosamudazai]

"Oh, please. I was a mfaia executive.. how much cuntier can you get?"

[akutagawa-official]

Literally everyone else in the mafia is cuntier than you..

[theofficialosamudazai]

"Oh, yeah? Give me one real example and it can't be you."

[akutagawa-official]

Chuuya.

[theofficialosamudazai]

"Bitch???? He's too short to be a cunt, everyone knows that."

[akutagawa-official]

He's 5'3 and more cunty than you'll ever be...

[akutagawa-official]

I'm bored, so here, have some activities/questions!

((Honestly in love with AkuKelp rn so, uhm.. it is kinda included? Ignore any question/dare that makes you uncomfortable mod 🙏))

1 . Kiss, Marry, Kill

• Chuuya, Atsushi, Kelp

• Dazai, Tachihara, Higuchi

2 . Would you rather

• Build a snowman with Kelp and Gin OR spend a day with Dazai

• Lose your arm permanently OR let Kelp kiss you??

• Eat a cricket OR punch Kelp

3 . Questions

• Who is your favorite PM member, not including Gin or yourself?

• How far have you ever went with a relationship, if you've had one?

• Favorite color and food?

• Top five people you would die for?

• Somewhere you'd like to go for a date?

• Favorite and least favorite thing Kelp has ever done?

• If you only had 24 hours to live, what would you spend it doing?

• Your opinion on maid cafes? >:3

• Do you currently have feelings for anyone?

• Do you know anyone who has feelings for you but haven't mentioned it? If so, list all of them.

4 . Dares

• Pick up the dumbest person you know

• Send an anonymous love letter to your crush (if you have one)

• Throw Kelp at his biggest fear (aka a large body of water or a child)

• Give Chuuya to Dazai as a late birthday present

• Smile at Kelp, Gin, and Dazai to see their reaction

1. For the first one, kiss kelp, kill atsushi, marry chuuya. And secondly, kill tachihara, maybe kiss higuchi if I must? I dont necessarily want to marry dazai-san, though. I guess kiss dazai-san, kill tachihara, marry higuchi (and then divorce her Im not for the ladies)

2, would I rather? Hmmm..

Build a snowman with gin. and kelp

Does a kiss on the cheek count? Losing my arm hurt.

See I'd eat a cricket for free but I'm inclined to violence (punch kelp)

3. I assume this only includes people that are still with the port mafia, yes? Then, excluding myself or gin, I think I would say nakahara-san.

I'm not inexperienced, that's all I shall say currently. (Says the virgin)

Top five people i would die for? 1, dazai-san, 2, the weretiger, 3, gin, 4, the port mafia. I don't like many people. 5, myself

Somewhere I'd like to go on a date... I don't know whether this counts, but going to antique shops with somebody or thrifting sounds pleasant

Hm... favourite thing kelp has done: murder. Least favourite thing: attempted to flirt with me

Twenty-four hours to live... I suppose I would spend it with gin? Assuming that it's due to my condition, I don't really have many options as to what I spend that time doing

I'm neutral on maid cafes. It's a job, plus the food is nice

.... no comment. (Yes)

Unfortunately I don't think I do, the only person I'm aware of that 'likes' me is higuchi, and she's blatantly obvious. I have people that I certainly hope are fond of me, however.

4. @akutagawas-missing-arm grabs them by the leg and 'picks' them up

You know what okay I can do that. Not to say I have a crush, of course, but if I did I would be capable of sending them a love letter anonymously. #delusional

See the reasonable answer is to throw them at water. HOWEVER, the idea of throwing them at a child is arguably more amusing. @ocblog0kelp

Would he like that? I shall try and aquire chuuya-san for him.

@ocblog0kelp @theofficialosamudazai smiles at you. (I dont have a gin mutual yet.... mod cries.)

[theofficialosamudazai]

"....Is your face okay?"

[akutagawa-official]

...my face is perfectly fine dazai-san, why?

[theofficialosamudazai]

"You- did this weird thing. It seemed like you were trying to...smile..?"

[akutagawa-official]

I.... was smiling, dazai-san.

[theofficialosamudazai]

"What an odd thing to do. For you, at least. You looked like you were in pain."

[akutagawa-official]

I am forever and always in pain, that does not mean I cannot attempt to express a smile on rare occasion.

[theofficialosamudazai]

"Pfft- dramatic, much?"

[akutagawa-official]

I am not dramatic, dazai-san.

[theofficialosamudazai]

"You dress like a Victorian monarch on a daily basis- FUCK you mean."

[akutagawa-official]

It's called being cunty, dazai-san. Something I find I am very good at

[theofficialosamudazai]

"Dramatic and cunty are in no way mutually exclusive. Trust me, I'd know."

//I think I used that phrase the right way..?

[akutagawa-official]

Sometimes you have to be a little dramatic in order to be cunty, that's just the way it is. And of course you'd know, you're more dramatic than even I- though perhaps you lack on the cunty-level

//yeah! I can't see anything wrong with how you worded anything :3

[theofficialosamudazai]

"Oh, please. I was a mfaia executive.. how much cuntier can you get?"

[akutagawa-official]

Literally everyone else in the mafia is cuntier than you..

[theofficialosamudazai]

"Oh, yeah? Give me one real example and it can't be you."

[akutagawa-official]

Chuuya.

[no-one-offical]

No fucking way :O

[tidy-offical]

WE'RE ON PINTEREST?!

[no-one-offical]

I KNOW RIGHTT

[lie-detector-offical]

yo am I there

[no-one-offical]

No 🥀

these are the only ones they posted

Tagging pinterest buddies

🎶santa buddy🎶 (/silly)

@satan-offical @amnesia-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @amnesia-offical @lemon-shark-offical @amnesia-offical @real-human-offical @amnesia-offical @no-one-offical @amnesia-offical

[satan-offical]

Those bicthes on Pinterest adore me

[akutagawa-official]

Yeah we do

[akutagawa-official]

....

IT IS. ahem dazai-san is right for this one, I'm not religious but premarital eye contact is a tad... much. I fear this image is the truth. People can do what they want, but premarital eye contact? Ehh... unless you're married to me, don't. Excessive amounts make it hard to speak properly- which, may I add, only a spouse should leave me speechless- and I have been told I have 'the eyes of a neglected hamster' after chuuya-san looked into my eyes for too long. Why must eye contact be made? It is unnecessary.

[theofficialosamudazai]

"I wasn't agreeing with you! I just thought it reminded me of you. You fuck before marriage but not look in their eyes? Like ??"

[akutagawa-official]

The people I sleep with are nobody's business but my own. And you say that as if I regularly get fucked and or fuck people. Premarital eye contact is a SIN, but sex is fine. Why is eye contact so constant????? It is a societal expectation that I do not find any joy adhering to.

[theofficialosamudazai]

"WHY THE FUCK IS IT A SIN- I DON'T UNDERSTAAAND-"

[akutagawa-official]

ITS A SIN BECAUSE I DONT LIKE IT. I mean I understand looking at somebody's face when they're talking, i suppose, but I am not making premarital eye contact when I speak. Is it truly that hard to understand?

[theofficialosamudazai]

*stares at him directly in the eyes*

[akutagawa-official]

Visibly recoils. WHY

[theofficialosamudazai]

"To piss you off." *Dazai shrugs and leans slightly closer, widening his eyes.* "Why else do I do anything?"

[akutagawa-official]

Unfortunately I don't think I will ever be able to understand your mind well enough to know why you do anything. And damn, it doesn't even piss me off that much its just strange

[theofficialosamudazai]

"Not really."

[akutagawa-official]

🤨

[akutagawa-official]

I'm bored, so here, have some activities/questions!

((Honestly in love with AkuKelp rn so, uhm.. it is kinda included? Ignore any question/dare that makes you uncomfortable mod 🙏))

1 . Kiss, Marry, Kill

• Chuuya, Atsushi, Kelp

• Dazai, Tachihara, Higuchi

2 . Would you rather

• Build a snowman with Kelp and Gin OR spend a day with Dazai

• Lose your arm permanently OR let Kelp kiss you??

• Eat a cricket OR punch Kelp

3 . Questions

• Who is your favorite PM member, not including Gin or yourself?

• How far have you ever went with a relationship, if you've had one?

• Favorite color and food?

• Top five people you would die for?

• Somewhere you'd like to go for a date?

• Favorite and least favorite thing Kelp has ever done?

• If you only had 24 hours to live, what would you spend it doing?

• Your opinion on maid cafes? >:3

• Do you currently have feelings for anyone?

• Do you know anyone who has feelings for you but haven't mentioned it? If so, list all of them.

4 . Dares

• Pick up the dumbest person you know

• Send an anonymous love letter to your crush (if you have one)

• Throw Kelp at his biggest fear (aka a large body of water or a child)

• Give Chuuya to Dazai as a late birthday present

• Smile at Kelp, Gin, and Dazai to see their reaction

1. For the first one, kiss kelp, kill atsushi, marry chuuya. And secondly, kill tachihara, maybe kiss higuchi if I must? I dont necessarily want to marry dazai-san, though. I guess kiss dazai-san, kill tachihara, marry higuchi (and then divorce her Im not for the ladies)

2, would I rather? Hmmm..

Build a snowman with gin. and kelp

Does a kiss on the cheek count? Losing my arm hurt.

See I'd eat a cricket for free but I'm inclined to violence (punch kelp)

3. I assume this only includes people that are still with the port mafia, yes? Then, excluding myself or gin, I think I would say nakahara-san.

I'm not inexperienced, that's all I shall say currently. (Says the virgin)

Top five people i would die for? 1, dazai-san, 2, the weretiger, 3, gin, 4, the port mafia. I don't like many people. 5, myself

Somewhere I'd like to go on a date... I don't know whether this counts, but going to antique shops with somebody or thrifting sounds pleasant

Hm... favourite thing kelp has done: murder. Least favourite thing: attempted to flirt with me

Twenty-four hours to live... I suppose I would spend it with gin? Assuming that it's due to my condition, I don't really have many options as to what I spend that time doing

I'm neutral on maid cafes. It's a job, plus the food is nice

.... no comment. (Yes)

Unfortunately I don't think I do, the only person I'm aware of that 'likes' me is higuchi, and she's blatantly obvious. I have people that I certainly hope are fond of me, however.

4. @akutagawas-missing-arm grabs them by the leg and 'picks' them up

You know what okay I can do that. Not to say I have a crush, of course, but if I did I would be capable of sending them a love letter anonymously. #delusional

See the reasonable answer is to throw them at water. HOWEVER, the idea of throwing them at a child is arguably more amusing. @ocblog0kelp

Would he like that? I shall try and aquire chuuya-san for him.

@ocblog0kelp @theofficialosamudazai smiles at you. (I dont have a gin mutual yet.... mod cries.)

[theofficialosamudazai]

"....Is your face okay?"

[akutagawa-official]

...my face is perfectly fine dazai-san, why?

[theofficialosamudazai]

"You- did this weird thing. It seemed like you were trying to...smile..?"

[akutagawa-official]

I.... was smiling, dazai-san.

[theofficialosamudazai]

"What an odd thing to do. For you, at least. You looked like you were in pain."

[akutagawa-official]

I am forever and always in pain, that does not mean I cannot attempt to express a smile on rare occasion.

[theofficialosamudazai]

"Pfft- dramatic, much?"

[akutagawa-official]

I am not dramatic, dazai-san.

[theofficialosamudazai]

"You dress like a Victorian monarch on a daily basis- FUCK you mean."

[akutagawa-official]

It's called being cunty, dazai-san. Something I find I am very good at

[theofficialosamudazai]

"Dramatic and cunty are in no way mutually exclusive. Trust me, I'd know."

//I think I used that phrase the right way..?

[akutagawa-official]

Sometimes you have to be a little dramatic in order to be cunty, that's just the way it is. And of course you'd know, you're more dramatic than even I- though perhaps you lack on the cunty-level

//yeah! I can't see anything wrong with how you worded anything :3

[theofficialosamudazai]

"Oh, please. I was a mfaia executive.. how much cuntier can you get?"

[akutagawa-official]

Literally everyone else in the mafia is cuntier than you..

[akutagawa-official]

I'm bored, so here, have some activities/questions!

((Honestly in love with AkuKelp rn so, uhm.. it is kinda included? Ignore any question/dare that makes you uncomfortable mod 🙏))

1 . Kiss, Marry, Kill

• Chuuya, Atsushi, Kelp

• Dazai, Tachihara, Higuchi

2 . Would you rather

• Build a snowman with Kelp and Gin OR spend a day with Dazai

• Lose your arm permanently OR let Kelp kiss you??

• Eat a cricket OR punch Kelp

3 . Questions

• Who is your favorite PM member, not including Gin or yourself?

• How far have you ever went with a relationship, if you've had one?

• Favorite color and food?

• Top five people you would die for?

• Somewhere you'd like to go for a date?

• Favorite and least favorite thing Kelp has ever done?

• If you only had 24 hours to live, what would you spend it doing?

• Your opinion on maid cafes? >:3

• Do you currently have feelings for anyone?

• Do you know anyone who has feelings for you but haven't mentioned it? If so, list all of them.

4 . Dares

• Pick up the dumbest person you know

• Send an anonymous love letter to your crush (if you have one)

• Throw Kelp at his biggest fear (aka a large body of water or a child)

• Give Chuuya to Dazai as a late birthday present

• Smile at Kelp, Gin, and Dazai to see their reaction

1. For the first one, kiss kelp, kill atsushi, marry chuuya. And secondly, kill tachihara, maybe kiss higuchi if I must? I dont necessarily want to marry dazai-san, though. I guess kiss dazai-san, kill tachihara, marry higuchi (and then divorce her Im not for the ladies)

2, would I rather? Hmmm..

Build a snowman with gin. and kelp

Does a kiss on the cheek count? Losing my arm hurt.

See I'd eat a cricket for free but I'm inclined to violence (punch kelp)

3. I assume this only includes people that are still with the port mafia, yes? Then, excluding myself or gin, I think I would say nakahara-san.

I'm not inexperienced, that's all I shall say currently. (Says the virgin)

Top five people i would die for? 1, dazai-san, 2, the weretiger, 3, gin, 4, the port mafia. I don't like many people. 5, myself

Somewhere I'd like to go on a date... I don't know whether this counts, but going to antique shops with somebody or thrifting sounds pleasant

Hm... favourite thing kelp has done: murder. Least favourite thing: attempted to flirt with me

Twenty-four hours to live... I suppose I would spend it with gin? Assuming that it's due to my condition, I don't really have many options as to what I spend that time doing

I'm neutral on maid cafes. It's a job, plus the food is nice

.... no comment. (Yes)

Unfortunately I don't think I do, the only person I'm aware of that 'likes' me is higuchi, and she's blatantly obvious. I have people that I certainly hope are fond of me, however.

4. @akutagawas-missing-arm grabs them by the leg and 'picks' them up

You know what okay I can do that. Not to say I have a crush, of course, but if I did I would be capable of sending them a love letter anonymously. #delusional

See the reasonable answer is to throw them at water. HOWEVER, the idea of throwing them at a child is arguably more amusing. @ocblog0kelp

Would he like that? I shall try and aquire chuuya-san for him.

@ocblog0kelp @theofficialosamudazai smiles at you. (I dont have a gin mutual yet.... mod cries.)

[theofficialosamudazai]

"....Is your face okay?"

[akutagawa-official]

...my face is perfectly fine dazai-san, why?

[theofficialosamudazai]

"You- did this weird thing. It seemed like you were trying to...smile..?"

[akutagawa-official]

I.... was smiling, dazai-san.

[theofficialosamudazai]

"What an odd thing to do. For you, at least. You looked like you were in pain."

[akutagawa-official]

I am forever and always in pain, that does not mean I cannot attempt to express a smile on rare occasion.

[theofficialosamudazai]

"Pfft- dramatic, much?"

[akutagawa-official]

I am not dramatic, dazai-san.

[theofficialosamudazai]

"You dress like a Victorian monarch on a daily basis- FUCK you mean."

[akutagawa-official]

It's called being cunty, dazai-san. Something I find I am very good at

[theofficialosamudazai]

"Dramatic and cunty are in no way mutually exclusive. Trust me, I'd know."

//I think I used that phrase the right way..?

[akutagawa-official]

Sometimes you have to be a little dramatic in order to be cunty, that's just the way it is. And of course you'd know, you're more dramatic than even I- though perhaps you lack on the cunty-level

//yeah! I can't see anything wrong with how you worded anything :3

[akutagawa-official]

....

IT IS. ahem dazai-san is right for this one, I'm not religious but premarital eye contact is a tad... much. I fear this image is the truth. People can do what they want, but premarital eye contact? Ehh... unless you're married to me, don't. Excessive amounts make it hard to speak properly- which, may I add, only a spouse should leave me speechless- and I have been told I have 'the eyes of a neglected hamster' after chuuya-san looked into my eyes for too long. Why must eye contact be made? It is unnecessary.

[theofficialosamudazai]

"I wasn't agreeing with you! I just thought it reminded me of you. You fuck before marriage but not look in their eyes? Like ??"

[akutagawa-official]

The people I sleep with are nobody's business but my own. And you say that as if I regularly get fucked and or fuck people. Premarital eye contact is a SIN, but sex is fine. Why is eye contact so constant????? It is a societal expectation that I do not find any joy adhering to.

[theofficialosamudazai]

"WHY THE FUCK IS IT A SIN- I DON'T UNDERSTAAAND-"

[akutagawa-official]

ITS A SIN BECAUSE I DONT LIKE IT. I mean I understand looking at somebody's face when they're talking, i suppose, but I am not making premarital eye contact when I speak. Is it truly that hard to understand?

[theofficialosamudazai]

*stares at him directly in the eyes*

[akutagawa-official]

Visibly recoils. WHY

[theofficialosamudazai]

"To piss you off." *Dazai shrugs and leans slightly closer, widening his eyes.* "Why else do I do anything?"

[akutagawa-official]

Unfortunately I don't think I will ever be able to understand your mind well enough to know why you do anything. And damn, it doesn't even piss me off that much its just strange

[akutagawa-official]

I'm bored, so here, have some activities/questions!

((Honestly in love with AkuKelp rn so, uhm.. it is kinda included? Ignore any question/dare that makes you uncomfortable mod 🙏))

1 . Kiss, Marry, Kill

• Chuuya, Atsushi, Kelp

• Dazai, Tachihara, Higuchi

2 . Would you rather

• Build a snowman with Kelp and Gin OR spend a day with Dazai

• Lose your arm permanently OR let Kelp kiss you??

• Eat a cricket OR punch Kelp

3 . Questions

• Who is your favorite PM member, not including Gin or yourself?

• How far have you ever went with a relationship, if you've had one?

• Favorite color and food?

• Top five people you would die for?

• Somewhere you'd like to go for a date?

• Favorite and least favorite thing Kelp has ever done?

• If you only had 24 hours to live, what would you spend it doing?

• Your opinion on maid cafes? >:3

• Do you currently have feelings for anyone?

• Do you know anyone who has feelings for you but haven't mentioned it? If so, list all of them.

4 . Dares

• Pick up the dumbest person you know

• Send an anonymous love letter to your crush (if you have one)

• Throw Kelp at his biggest fear (aka a large body of water or a child)

• Give Chuuya to Dazai as a late birthday present

• Smile at Kelp, Gin, and Dazai to see their reaction

1. For the first one, kiss kelp, kill atsushi, marry chuuya. And secondly, kill tachihara, maybe kiss higuchi if I must? I dont necessarily want to marry dazai-san, though. I guess kiss dazai-san, kill tachihara, marry higuchi (and then divorce her Im not for the ladies)

2, would I rather? Hmmm..

Build a snowman with gin. and kelp

Does a kiss on the cheek count? Losing my arm hurt.

See I'd eat a cricket for free but I'm inclined to violence (punch kelp)

3. I assume this only includes people that are still with the port mafia, yes? Then, excluding myself or gin, I think I would say nakahara-san.

I'm not inexperienced, that's all I shall say currently. (Says the virgin)

Top five people i would die for? 1, dazai-san, 2, the weretiger, 3, gin, 4, the port mafia. I don't like many people. 5, myself

Somewhere I'd like to go on a date... I don't know whether this counts, but going to antique shops with somebody or thrifting sounds pleasant

Hm... favourite thing kelp has done: murder. Least favourite thing: attempted to flirt with me

Twenty-four hours to live... I suppose I would spend it with gin? Assuming that it's due to my condition, I don't really have many options as to what I spend that time doing

I'm neutral on maid cafes. It's a job, plus the food is nice

.... no comment. (Yes)

Unfortunately I don't think I do, the only person I'm aware of that 'likes' me is higuchi, and she's blatantly obvious. I have people that I certainly hope are fond of me, however.

4. @akutagawas-missing-arm grabs them by the leg and 'picks' them up

You know what okay I can do that. Not to say I have a crush, of course, but if I did I would be capable of sending them a love letter anonymously. #delusional

See the reasonable answer is to throw them at water. HOWEVER, the idea of throwing them at a child is arguably more amusing. @ocblog0kelp

Would he like that? I shall try and aquire chuuya-san for him.

@ocblog0kelp @theofficialosamudazai smiles at you. (I dont have a gin mutual yet.... mod cries.)

[ocblog0kelp]

1 . Kiss Marry Kill

~ Chuuya, Atsushi, Kelp | "... damn. I thought the tiger would be kissed. Honestly same though.."

~ Dazai, Tachihara, Higuchi | "Why are we killing poor Tachihara?? Also kiss Dazai on the cheek, marry Tachihara, and kill Higuchi."

2 . Would you rather

~ Build a snowman w/ Kelp & Gin OR a day w/ Dazai | "That'd be so much fun! I'd also like to drag them both to get drinks at a cafe."

~ Lose arm OR be kissed by Kelp | "I'd kiss you on the cheek don't worry-"

~ Eat a cricket OR punch Kelp | ".... rude. I'd also punch myself though.."

3 . Q&A

~ Fav PM member? | "I'm leaving the Port, but I'd pick Ryu, Gin, and Chuuya!"

~ How far have you went with a relationship? | "He dosen't pull any bitches." (Kelp says this as if he didn't used to have a crush on Akutagawa lmao)

~ Fav color & food? | "Surprisingly, it isn't red. I actually really like pink and green! My favorite food is probably orange chicken or green apples."

~ Five people I'd die for? | "Wow, you wouldn't die for me? I'd probably say Ren(daughter), Kunikida(boyfriend), Dazai(brother), Kelcy(sister), and Ryunosuke(one of his closest friends)."

~ Date location? | "Wait can we go thrifting as a normal hangout?? It sounds so fun. And my ideal date would probably just be walking around the countryside or the city doing whatever we pass that we find interesting."

~ Fav & least fav thing Kelp has done? | "Hey, flirting with you was very entertaining!"

~ 24 hours to live? | "I'd spend it with Kunikida, Dazai, Ren, and Ryunosuke.."

~ Opinion on maid cafes? | "Your answer is acceptable.. I personally love them! I work at one and I have fun dressing up, plus the food is good."

~ Feelings for anyone? | "Is it the tiger~?" (Kelp is dating Kunikida & has a small crush on Ryu that he ignores)

~ Anyone likes Ryu? | "Higuchi clearly likes him, and I think that Atsushi kid likes him too!" (Kelp also still has a small crush on him)

4 . Dares

~ Pick up the dumbest person you know | "Hmmm... how does one pick themself up?"

~ Send an anonymous love letter to your crush | "Soooooo~ who'd you send it to?"

~ Throw Kelp at his biggest fear | "I'm actually not that scared of children, just the one Mori keeps in the basement. And Kenji, Kyoka, and Elise at times.."

~ Dazai's birthday present | "Honestly yeah, Dazai would love getting Chuuya-sensei as a present.. just make sure you don't stick around. The noises you'll hear are traumatizing."

~ Smile | ".... somehow, you look even more mentally ill and horrifying than usual."

[akutagawa-official]

1. I would've kissed atsushi but I'm mad at him so he can die. And marry chuuya-san for obvious reasons

Killing tachihara because I think something is going on between him and gin. Also fair enough for your answer.

2. I suppose that would be pleasant.

Thank you

Yeah crickets don't taste very nice, trust me.

3. ...adequate choices.

Now wait a moment. I do pull the occasional 'bitch'

I missed the colour question I'm afraid. I like red or purple, I guess. Mostly black though. I like figs but that's not really a food

No I would not <3

You know what yes we can, I want to get some more stuff for my apartment so I shall agree.

It was torturous.

That'd sweet, i suppose.

...the food is in fact good, I can't argue with you there.

Stabs you. It is not the tiger (his ass is lying)

do you truly think so?

4. How the fuck are you breaking the fourth wall 🤨

....a person you needn't worry about. (Bros still writing it)

Throws you specifically at yumeno kyusaku (q)

Oh those sounds still haunt me... I've been unable to look them in the eyes many times

Yes I've been told I do give that impression when I smile (shush he's gorgeous)

[ocblog0kelp]

1 . Kiss Marry Kill

~ Chuuya, Atsushi, Kelp | "Chuuya-sensei is the only viable candidate for marriage in either of these lists tbh.. and what did the tiger do this time?"

~ Dazai, Tachihara, Higuchi | "Ah. Well, I don't think Tachihara would intentionally hurt Gin."

2 . Would you rather

~ Build a snowman w/ Kelp & Gin OR a day w/ Dazai | "I'll be sure to take you and Gin out for snow fun and drinks then."

~ Eat a cricket OR punch Kelp | "Oh, no. Crickets taste fine. I'd just like to punch myself-"

3 . Q&A

~ How far have you went with a relationship? | "We need to get your hewd checked. I think you're delirious."

~ Fav color & food? | "I thought figs were used in foods? Like fig bars and fig cakes.."

~ Five people I'd die for? | "Ouch.. the heartache.."

~ Date location? | "Yay! We can go around the thrift shops downtown then!"

~ Fav & least fav thing Kelp has done? | "Whatever. I won't be flirting with you anymore then!" *He's pouting like a child.*

~ Opinion on maid cafes? | "You ehould stop by sometime. They've got this new fig flavored donut for sell, I can get you one on the house."

~ Feelings for anyone? | "... I've been impaled by an emo... again..."

~ Anyone likes Ryu? | "You sound slightly less depressed at the thought of that boy liking you."

4 . Dares

~ Pick up the dumbest person you know | "We don't question it.."

~ Send an anonymous love letter to your crush | "Damn. Okay.."

~ Throw Kelp at his biggest fear | "... AHHHH-" *He hit Q with a high heel. That's gotta hurt.*

~ Dazai's birthday present | "Same. I just retaliate by making jokes at Dazai and making comments in meetings at Chuuya-sensei.."

~ Smile | "... I like it. Though I suggest you not smile at children."

[akutagawa-official]

1

- chuuya-san honestly is a good choice, though i have no intention of stealing someone else's man. He's kind, and rich rich. Sign me up

- tachihara is a little bitch

2

- I shall look forward to it.

- see for once I agree with you. I've eaten crickets and I'd do it again- albeit not for taste- but I'd gladly punch you

3

- I have many bitches, you underestimate me

- ah, I suppose so. I merely view them as more of a nice treat rather than a 'food', but you are correct

- huzzah, as they say

- I should hope not. Are you not courting somebody?

- .... im on my way.

- I AM NOT AN EMO I AM GOTU OH NY GOD ahem I need to calm down. And you have been impaled because you are incorrectly assuming

- listen he's broke as fuck but my bar is in hell and I won't deny he has a sort of- why am I telling you this?

4

- man okay then

- .... if I am to write a letter, i am to do so accordingly.

- you are beating them with a shoe. He observes.

- I see. And does that... work?

- thank you, I think...? And why should I not smile at children? I smiled at that agency kid once and he was fine

[ocblog0kelp]

1 . Kiss Marry Kill

~ Chuuya, Atsushi, Kelp | "I would have no problem stealing my brother's man, buuuuut.. I think I'll pass."

~ Dazai, Tachihara, Higuchi | "... true. He's a good friend to Gin tough."

2 . Would you rather

~ Build a snowman w/ Kelp & Gin OR spend a day w/ Dazai | "Alright." :3

~ Eat a cricket OR punch Kelp | "I honestly can't blame you for that.. I wouldn't enjoy eating a cricket either, but I'd much rather that than like.. a scorpian or slug or something."

3 . Q&A

~ How far have you went with a relationship? | "Name five."

~ Fav color & food? | "Well, I'll be sure to drop you off some figs."

~ Date location? | "Huzzah? I haven't heard that in.. a while."

~ Fav & least fav thing Kelp has done? | "I am dating one of Dazai's coworkers, if that's what you mean? And I haven't flirted with you since we got together!"

~ Opinion on maid cafes? | "Ah.. right now? Alright! Would you prefer it fresh or cooled?"

~ Feelings for anyone? | "Fine. I've been impaled by an emotionally unstable, victorian era, goth twink who is down bad for an orphan with a horrid haircut."

~ Anyone likes Ryu? | "Because I'm your friend hehe.."

4 . Dares

~ Send an anonymous love letter to your crush | "Ah. Okay then. Should I also send someone a (crappily made and hilariously dorkish) love letter?"

~ Throw Kelp at his biggest fear | "OF COURSE I'M BEATING THEM WITH A SHOE- WHAT DID YOU EXPECT!?"

~ Dazai's birthday present | "Dazai usually makes jokes back and Chuuya-sensei gets embarrassed and beats my ass after the meetings if I don't run fast enough, so.."

~ Smile | "It was a compliment. Though I don't think many others would appritiate your.. dark aura. And the farm kid? He wouldn't be scared if a train was about to hit him! Normal kids might run for the hills at your smile.."

((Empty format! I just remove any of them we stop replying to :3))

1 . Kiss Marry Kill

~ Chuuya, Atsushi, Kelp | "..."

~ Dazai, Tachihara, Higuchi | "..."

2 . Would you rather

~ Build a snowman w/ Kelp & Gin OR spend a day w/ Dazai | "..."

~ Lose arm OR be kissed by Kelp | "..."

~ Eat a cricket OR punch Kelp | "..."

3 . Q&A

~ Fav PM member? | "..."

~ How far have you went with a relationship? | "..."

~ Fav color & food? | "..."

~ Five people I'd die for? | "..."

~ Date location? | "..."

~ Fav & least fav thing Kelp has done? | "..."

~ 24 hours to live? | "..."

~ Opinion on maid cafes? | "..."

~ Feelings for anyone? | "..."

~ Anyone likes Ryu? | "..."

4 . Dares

~ Pick up the dumbest person you know | "..."

~ Send an anonymous love letter to your crush | "..."

~ Throw Kelp at his biggest fear | "..."

~ Dazai's birthday present | "..."

~ Smile | "..."

[akutagawa-official]

1 . Kiss Marry Kill

~Chuuya, Atsushi, Kelp | I'll steal your brothers man instead.

~ Dazai, Tachihara, Higuchi | emphasis on the word 'friend', but I suppose I agree

2 . Would you rather

~ Build a snowman w/ Kelp & Gin OR spend a day w/ Dazai | ... :)

~ Eat a cricket OR punch Kelp | I'd probably eat a scorpion if I had to, but I dont think I'd eat a slug... but yeah, you're getting punched.

3 . Q&A

~ How far have you went with a relationship? | I have too many bitches to list. I also have many people I wish were my 'bitch' but I digress.

~ Fav color & food? | ..... acceptable.

~ Date location? | it is something I say daily, 'huzzah' is admittedly a part of my vocabulary (totally not mod speaking)

~ Fav & least fav thing Kelp has done? | well I would beat your ass if you had attempted to flirt with me whilst courting that blonde guy, anyways.

~ Opinion on maid cafes? | .....fresh......

~ Feelings for anyone? | I'm not a 'twink', and I do not know why you think I am one, nor am I 'down bad' for an 'orphan with a horrid haircut'- although I presume that is meant to describe the weretiger. I am an emotionally stable victorian era goth though you were kinda right there.

~ Anyone likes Ryu? | keep telling yourself that /kindly

4 . Dares

~ Send an anonymous love letter to your crush | yeah if I'm going down you're going down with me, write the letter. I'm writing many

~ Throw Kelp at his biggest fear | I DONT KNOW I THOUGHT YOUD SCREAM??? DAMN BEATING A KID IS ILLEGAL

~ Dazai's birthday present | ah, that is rather.... unfortunate.

~ Smile | don't sit there judging my smile when you spelt appreciate wrong, kelp. And my smile does not frighten children, I'll have you know I am at least partially good with them. Kenji isn't the only one who isn't afraid of me. They love a mysterious bitch have you seen what they watch