OOC SECTION
~ Kelp may be 21, but CC(mod) is a minor! Flirting and
suggestive asks, conversations, ect are alright, but I will not
roleplay sexual scenes. Regardless of if it's in my (mainly used)
Kunikelp au or some other au for another ship, timeline, ect ect.
We will SKIP those scenes if they come up, and they will not
come up if we're doing a timeline where Kelp is under 18. CC is
generally uncomfortable roleplaying nsfw and they are a minor
so please just don't!
~ There's are lots of darker and slightly more mature themes that
will be covered here, both on Kelp's form and on this blog in
general. There may be cussing, drinking, drug ussage, self
harm, death, violence, flirting, disturbing images, and
mentions of abandonment, death, murder, violence, drugs,
alcohol, abuse, child care, slightly sexual themes, suicide,
suicidal thoughts, ect. Proceed with caution.
~ If you need a listening ear, feel free to DM me! I may not be the
best at comforting people but I can read anything you want to
vent or say, either in DMs or my inbox, and try to give advice
when possible. Hell, use anons if you want! No one deserves to
feel like shit and like their alone, drowning in their own feelings.
This is a safe space for just about anyone. As long as you aren't a
bitch to anyone for no reason, I'll always be happy to listen.
~ Stay the fuck off all of my pages if you are; homophobic,
transphobic, any kind of lgbtphobic really, racist, sexist, a
pedophile, ect ect. I don't tolerate people being asses to me nor
my friends, regardless of if they are an online or irl friend. Kindly
fuck off if you can't respect other people's rights as another
human being.
~ Mod is a minor and goes by they/them. Feel free to call me CC
and send me asks as well! My main is @/willytheghost and my
other accounts are @/alostchild0ocblog0nolan (Nolan, bsd oc)
and @/cobblethedemon (Cobble, KNY oc, not very active)
~ I have taken inspo for a large chunk of this from my moots!
Specifically @/theofficialosamudazai's oc account,
@/oc-blog-yuumi, and @/toasterwaffles321's oc account,
@/kurono-yoru-oc-blog. Go give their accounts some love
they're absolutely amazing!! 💕
~ Please don't promote blogs on my blog unless both people,
myself and the owner of the other blog, concent. This goes for
promoting your own blog, a blog you really like, or my blogs on
other pages as well! Get permission!
~ This took FOREVER to make. Feel free to use my form for your
own oc or charachter blog, just make sure to credit me please!
~ Ooc will be like ((this)) in my posts. My way of rping is in third
person using "talking", [texting], "YELLING", "talking a bit
loudly", key words, "whispering", "thoughts". Character info will be
under the cut. Have fun!
~ Old pinned comment ; link here
~ Shipping list ; link here (wip currently)
~ Au list ; link here (wip currently)
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"I may have to kill you if you learn too much~"
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"Everyone absolutely LOVES me, you know~!"
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Personal
🥀 Full name ;
~ Charles Daniel Hope
🥀 Goes by ;
~ Kelp
🥀 Nickname(s) ;
~ Kelp (everyone)
~ Kel (Dazai, Kunikida)
~ Brat (Hirotsu, Dazai, Mori, Akutagawa, Chuuya)
~ Kid (Dazai, Hirotsu, Fukuzawa, Oda, Kelcy)
~ Little brother (Dazai, Kelcy)
~ Mr. K / Mr. Kelp (Kyouka, Kenji, Q, Elise, Nolan)
~ Mama / Elp (Ren)
~ Dear / Darling / Love / ect (Kunikida)
~ Charlie / Char / Danny / Little one (Kelcy)
🥀 Birthdate ;
~ October 4th (adopted birthday, he was actually born some
time in september)
🥀 Pronouns ;
~ Mainly he/him, open to any
🥀 Gender ;
~ Unlabled
~ Genderqueer(possibly, a gender identity that is neither just
male nor female and explores outside of gender norms)
🥀 Sexuality ;
~ Biromantic / Bisexual(masc leaning, means he is attracted
to more than one gender both romantically and sexually with
a slight preferance towards masculine genders)
~ Demiromantic(possibly, means he only forms a romantic
attraction to someone he has formed a bond with)
~ Graysexual(possibly, a term on the ace spec meaning rarely
experiencing sexual attraction or only feeling it after certain
circumstances are met)
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Physical
🥀 Age ;
~ Twenty-two (as of Oct 4th, 2025 irl)
🥀 Sex ;
~ Biological male
🥀 Weight ;
~ 123 pounds, Kelp is on the lower side of an average weight
🥀 Height ;
~ 5'6'' / 167.64cm
🥀 Body build ;
~ Kelp is a bit thin and somewhat muscular, he is extremely
flexible
🥀 Eyes ;
~ Kelp's scelera are normal
~ His irises are scarlet red, but appear black when he is angry
~ His pupils are thin, almost like slits, and snake-like
~ Downturned, hooded, and monolid eyes
🥀 Eyewear ;
~ He may ocassionally be seen wearing different types of
glasses
~ He actually wears contact lenses to assist with his sight
🥀 Skintone ;
~ A pale, white-peach color
~ Porcelain smooth with very few freckles around his
shoulders, back, and thighs
~ Kelp has many sh scars around his wrists and thighs, and
three others on the right side of his body
🥀 Distinguishing features ;
~ His scarlet, snake-like eyes
~ A large scar running over his cheek and nose-bridge
🥀 Hair ;
~ A bright, almost snowy white with auburn roots
~ Naturally has auburn hair
~ Silky, straight, fine-medium
~ About hip length
🥀 Voice ;
~ TBD
🥀 Physical disabilities ;
~ Kelp has a perminant limp in his right leg from a mission
gone wrong when he was in the Port Mafia, it's very subtle
🥀 Usual style ;
🥀 Favorite outfit ;
🥀 Jewlery / Accessories ;
~ A necklace with a ring he was going to give Oda
~ Fingerless black gloves
~ ((I'm still looking for good pics))
🥀 Appearance ;
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Personality
🥀 Sense of humor ;
~ Kelp is entertained by just about anything, it doesn't fit in a
category
~ He seems to laugh the most at dark humor or while teasing
his loved ones
🥀 Greatest joy ;
~ Baking
~ Teasing and bantering with his friends and family
~ Kelp loves when he's praised
🥀 Greatest fear ;
~ One day being too late to protect the people he cares for
~ More of his fears are drowning and vehicles
🥀 Priorities ;
~ Kelp seems to prioritize Kunikida and Ren the most
🥀 Greatest wish ;
~ To live a happy life with his family and to see Oda again
🥀 Soft spot ;
~ Ren, Kunikida, Dazai, and Akutagawa
~ Kelp has a bit of a soft spot for kids, especially orphans
~ He also has a small one for animals
🥀 Biggest regret ;
~ He regrets not being able to stop Oda
~ Taking so long to give Dazai a second chance
~ Letting Akutagawa train Kyouka
🥀 Goals and motivation ;
~ Kelp is motivated solely by the desire to protect his loved
ones and to keep them from going through what he has
~ His goal is to give Kunikida and Ren a nice life and to keep
them, and Dazai and Kelcy, safe at all costs
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Childhood
🥀 Hometown ;
~ Kelp was born somewhere in Yokohama, Japan
🥀 Type of childhood ;
~ Difficult, he was an orphan and grew up on the streets
🥀 Pets ;
~ N/A
🥀 Important memory ;
~ When he watched a man save him and die from being hit
with a car
🥀 Hero ;
~ Kelcy Dashiell
🥀 Dream job ;
~ Baker
🥀 Education ;
~ Kelp never went to school, instead being educated by
Kelcy, Dazai, Oda, books, and the PM
🥀 Religion ;
~ N/A, Kelp had no religion when he was younger
🥀 Background ;
~ Link here (wip)
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Present
🥀 Location ;
~ Yokohama, Japan
🥀 Living with ;
~ N/A
~ He may be moving in with Kunikida and Ren soon(?)
🥀 Pets ;
~ N/A currently
🥀 Religion ;
~ Kelp has no true understanding of religion
🥀 Occupation ;
~ Kelp was formerly an assassin for the PM
~ He is currently working as a clerk for the ADA, a waiter and
baker at a maid cafe, and a parent to Ren
🥀 Finances ;
~ He's kind of poor
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Family
🥀 Mother ;
~ Bio mother ; Annabeth Hope, Kelp doesn't remember his
mother much but he doesn't really care. He just wants to be a
better parent for Ren than Annabeth ever was to him
🥀 Father ;
~ Bio father ; Unknown, Kelp doesn't even know his name an
never met him. But he's fine with it staying like that
~ Father figure ; Oda Sakunosuke, they only knew eachother
for about six months but Kelp still sees him as a father. He
misses the man dearly and hopes to one day see him again
when he own time comes
🥀 Siblings ;
~ Brother figure ; Dazai Osamu, they met four and a half years
ago and look at eachother like brothers. Kelp cares deeply for
Dazai and wants to make him proud
~ Sister figure ; Kelcy Dashiell, Kelp has known her since the
were 4 and 12, and even now at 22 and 30, they're still very
close with eachother. They write to eachother fairly often
🥀 Spouse / Partner ;
~ Boyfriend ; Kunikida Doppo, Kelp loves Kunikida dearly and
wishes to stay with him forever. Maybe they'll get married
one day.
🥀 Children ;
~ Adoptive daughter ; Ren ???, Kelp is a bit protective of the
little girl and wants her to thrive. He loves his little girl with
his whole heart
🥀 Pets ;
~ N/A at the moment
🥀 Current care taker ;
~ N/A
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Favorites
🥀 Activity ;
~ Kelp loves to tease his family and friends
🥀 Animal ;
~ He really likes sharks and cats
🥀 Book ;
~ He doesn't read very often
🥀 Color ;
~ Kelp's favorite colors are, surprisingly, forrest green and
bubblegum pink
🥀 Drink ;
~ Coffee
🥀 Holiday ;
~ Halloween, he loves dressing up
🥀 Movie ;
~ He doesn't really watch movies, but he loves doccumentories
🥀 Object ;
~ Likely the ring he bought for Oda, which hangs on a
necklace he rarely takes off
🥀 Person ;
~ Oda, Dazai, Kunikida, and Ren most likely
🥀 Place ;
~ Honestly, he loves Kunikida's appartment
🥀 Season ;
~ Kelp loves winter because of the snow
🥀 Smell ;
~ He likes the scent of vanilla with a hint of roses and
strawberries
🥀 Music ;
~
🥀 Time ;
~ Midnight
🥀 Treat ;
~ Strawberries, crepes, and orange chicken
🥀 Weather ;
~ He loves to listen to thunderstorms
🥀 Word ;
~ Fuck and darling are his favorite words ever
🥀 Pet(s) ;
~ N/A
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Habits
🥀 Hobbies ;
~ Baking/Cooking
~ Sewing
🥀 Spending habits ; usually saves
~ Kelp usually tends to save up as much as he can
🥀 Smokes? ;
~ He often smokes when he's stressed or bored
🥀 Drinks? ;
~ Occasionally
🥀 Drugs? ;
~ He stopped after he and Kunikida adopted Ren
🥀 Nervous tics ;
~ He has a habit of biting his lips/tongue
~ Kelp often hews on inside of cheeks and finger nails/tips,
sometimes until they bleed
🥀 Usual posture ;
~ It's much straighter than him, that's for sure
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Traits
🥀 Optimist or pessimist? ;
~ It depends on his mood
🥀 Introverted or extroverted? ;
~ Kelp tends to put on an extrovert mask, but he prefers
solitude most of the time
🥀 Daredevil or cautious? ;
~ He's a chaotic daredevil who has no sense of
self-preservation
🥀 Logical or emotional? ;
~ He tries to be logical but follows his emotions quite a bit
🥀 Messy or neat? ;
~ Kelp is fairly messy, but he does try to keep it a bit
organized most of the time
🥀 Working or relaxing? ;
~ Relaxing
🥀 Confident or shy? ;
~ Usually confident
🥀 Animal lover? ;
~ Definately
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Self perception
🥀 Feelings ;
~ Kelp thinks he was a bad person and is trying to change
🥀 Best personality trait in Kelp's oppinion ;
~ Caring, clever, and observant
🥀 Best physical trait in Kelp's oppinion ;
~ His flexiblity
🥀 What would they change about themself? ;
~ If Kelp could, he'd make his eyes normal and his scars
dissappear
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Relationships with others
🥀 Opinion on people in general ;
~ Fuck them, he only needs his people
🥀 Hides emotions and feelings? ;
~ Most of the time
🥀 Who they hate the most? ;
~ Truthfully they don't actually hate anyone
🥀 Best friend(s) ;
~ Akutagawa, Dazai, and Kunikida
🥀 Friend(s) ;
~ Chuuya, Gin, Elise, Yosano, and Kelcy
🥀 Love interest(s) ;
~ Kunikida
~ Akutagawa(au? old crush)
🥀 Go to for advice ;
~ He usually goes to Dazai, Kunikida, Kelcy, or Kouyou
🥀 Shy around them ;
~ Kunikida is usually the only one able to make Kelp shy
🥀 Admires ;
~ Kunikida, Dazai, Akutagawa, Chuuya, Oda, and Kelcy
🥀 Most important person to them ;
~ Kunikida, Ren, and Dazai
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Ability / Affiliation
🥀 Ability name ;
~ Upon The Thorned Vine
🥀 Ability description ;
~ Upon The Thorned Vine allows the user to summon vines
covered in red roses and thorns at will
~ If you are cut or scratched by the thorns, which are coated
in a non-lethal poison of sorts, it can cause drowsiness,
dizziness, and vomiting
~ The user has a set amount of stamina for this ability, which
decreases each time it is used or increased when the user
sleeps. If the user goes over their limits, their ability can lose
control and injure them. It may also cause drowsiness,
vomiting, and in some cases, fainting or even death
🥀 Organization ;
~ Armed Detective Agency
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Headcannons / Fun facts
🥀 Kelp likes when his scars are traced
🥀 He wants to get a tattoo but he doesn't know what of
🥀 Sweet tooth galore
🥀 A sadist and masochist
🥀 Likes to dance in the rain
🥀 Had an emo phase after Dazai left the PM and Oda died
🥀 Takes pictures of people, food, and his kills
🥀 Has a whole dresser dedicated to clothes he "borrowed" from
literally everyone he knows
🥀 Kelp finds the most concerning people hot
🥀 He feeds every stray and orphan he sees even if it'll make him
late for his plans that day
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Connections / Moots & Tags (ooc)
🥀 Besties ;
~ Link here (wip currently)
🥀 Tags ;
~ #q&a! ; answered asks
~ #it's [insert anon name/emoji] anon! ; anon interactions
~ #[insert user] has entered the chat ; interactions with them
~ #lore bitch ; self explainatory
~ #kelp_official ; in character posts
~ #the hoe is here ; roleplays
~ #cc talks ; ooc posts
~ #bungo gay dogs ; ship related posts
~ #announcment ; self explainatory
~ #(([insert words])) ; talking ooc in the tags
~ #finished rp! ; used at the end of each rp chain
🥀 More to be decided! Let me know if you'd like to be added or
removed from the connections!
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Regulars / Taken anons
🥀 Regular users ;
~ Jack
( Main ; undisclosed )
( Other ; @theofficialosamudazai | @oc-blog-yuumi )
~ Nickname?
( Main ; @akutagawas-missing-arm )
( Other ; @akutagawa-official | @detective-akutagawa )
~ Nickname?
( Main ; @toasterwaffles321 )
( Other ; @the-kunikida-doppo | @kurono-yoru-oc-blog )
~ Mouse / 🐹
( Main ; @willytheghost [she hijacked mine lmao] )
( Other ; @kunkelpslovechild )
~ TBA
🥀 Anons ;
~ Mouse / 🐹
~ TBA
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"I guess you can live, if you never tell anyone.."
"Welcome to the neurodivergent club! We have trouble expressing emotions sometimes, hyperfixate on shit, ect ect. We also have Ranpo, and probably other people we know, here too!!"
Unaffiliated
1. Shibusawa
2. Natsume
3. Katai
4. Sasaki
5. Waitress lady at the cafe
🐹
"Oooooo~ seems fun! Let's see.. so I'm deciding purely based on appearances, right? I may be a bit biased.. I guess I'll rate their looks and sense of style in my opinion too!"
“… First of all, I see WAY too many smashes on here. Second, why would you smash the PRESIDENT of the ADA!?!? Third, I would rate my style higher than a 7/10… Fourth, Kelp, you are a 10/10 in all catagories and a hard smash. Anyone would want to smash you, which is why I am unfortunately a bit jealous of this list. I have so many more comments but I’m too afraid to say them…”
"One, I'm sorry I'm a hoe..- the only one I'll actually smash on that list is you, though~! Two, your boss is hot. I thought you'd be more worried about Mori, Kouyou, or one of the literal terrorists I said smash to.. Three, I think your style is cute but you kinda look like a math teacher my love! Four, we can agree to disagree. Why are you jealous?? It's not like I'd fuck any of them anyways, just you! And don't be afraid to speak your mind, say whatever you want.."
“One, It’s because there are way too many smashes on that list in the first place. Two, oh I am worried about Mori and everyone else on that list, it just also feels weird about the fact that I WORK with the president…. Three, I do not look like a math teacher //I know he does// And four, I’m jealous because of the amount of people that will see this…”
"One, how about you put who you'd smash or pass, then! Two, you work with Ranpo too and you don't seem to be freaking out about that?? Three, yeah you do. A hot one but still. Four, are you jealous because some people might think they have a chance with me because of this list?"
“One, they would all be pass because I can’t imagine anything else with any of them. Two, I am freaking out about every. Single. Person. On. This. List. Three, I don’t know if that is a compliment or not. Four, shut up.”
"One, damn.. I feel special. Two, I'm not gonna do anything with them, most people I said smash to are more mental than even me! Three, I meant you're a hot math teacher. It's a compliment. I think. Four, awwww... no body has a chance, dear.."
“One, I mean more of the fact that these people are my co-workers, friends, and enemies, so I can’t imagine smashing any of them. Two, I can still freak out about everyone on this list. Three, you know what? I don’t mind that… Four, stop it…”
"One, welllll- I can imagine a lot happening. Especially between us.. I have a very active imagination! Two, I guess, yeah, but it's more fun to question why I think their hot and cute rather than freak out. Hehe. Three, yayyyy! I get to call you a sexy math teacher! Four, fineee... I'll behave for now.."
“One, I can’t imagine anything happening because I refuse to. Two, I’m questioning every single person on this list right now. Three, I have a feeling this will end up getting out of hand. Four, you better.”
"One, we'll at least I know you're loyal! Two, that's honestly a good thing.. Three, it will! But I won't over do it for now.. Four, anything for youuuuuu-"
"One, mhm.. I love that about you. Two, let's not talk about that? Three, ah I'm offended.. Four, yes yes, sorry! Seriously though, I'll do just about anything you ask me to." :3
"Darling, I've come about this close-" *Kelp held up a hand, his pointer finger and thumb almost touching as he smiled.* "-to stabbing a colleague for insulting you."
"It was some stupid grunt after a mission, apparently he'd seen you on a job that day and thought you seemed weak." *Kelp scowled a little, crossing his arms over his chest.* "I should've gone through with it. He'd have deserved it, ugh.."
“And you got that upset over that? It’s ok, Kelp…. They don’t know any better. I wouldn’t want you hurting yourself by beating them up or something just over that…”
*Kunikida took Kelp’s arms in his and squeezed, reassuringly.*
"But no one gets to insult you without consequences..! Especially not some random bastard in the Port.." *Kelp frowned a bit before pulling Kunikida a bit closer, pecking his cheek.*
"I don't mind a bit of pain if it means my darling is safe and happy." *Kelp grabbed Kunikida's hand and removed it from his chin, kissing his knuckles.*
"I dis~a~gree~ee~!" *Kelp smiled, grinning at the mark left on Kunikida's lips. He honestly forgot he was wearing lipstick. Pointing at Kunikida's lips, he tried not to laugh.* "You've got a little something.."
*Kunikida was going to respond but then looked at Kelp with confusion and rubbed his lips with his sleeve- with a lipstick stain appearing in the cuff.*
"You may be smart, but-" *Kelp hopped to his feet and grinned, speaking in a sing song voice.* "Are you fast enough to catch me~?" *Aaaand.. Kelp ran away. Speedy little brat.*
"Jokes on you, you're talking to someone who's body is trained to go without basic amenities and necessities for days at a time." *Kelp shifted and stretched, scooting around to get comfortable where he was.* "I can stay up here for a while."
"... I will come down.. eventually.." *Kelp pouted a little, looking away as he scooted to the edge and moved to hang his legs off the top of the fridge.*
"Hmm.. I'll only come down if you can guess my real name~" *Kelp grinned as he stared down at Kunikida, placing his hands between his knees, fingers curled over the edge of the fridge.*
*Kelp choked on a laugh, placing a hand over his lips.* "Kelperan? Geez, that makes my name sound less ridiculous." *He snorted. Composing himself, he decided to give Kunikida a hint.* "Think of an English sounding name."
"Mmm.. it's not a variation of Kelp, no. And I rarely tell anyone soooo.. most people don't know my birth name, just my siblings and dad knew~" *Kelp was amused, kicking his feet. The siblings he meant were Dazai and Kelcy, and the dad was Oda.* "I'll tell you after your next guess!"
*Kelp took out his wallet, snorting softly as he picked up two pictures and pointed them towards Kunikida. Kelp Dashiell was written on a picture of Kelp currently, and Charles Hope was wrote above a polaroid of a white haired boy, probably about five years old, beside a young teen girl with black hair and blue eyes. Kelcinda Dashiell was written above the girl. The picture of the kids looked quite old.* "I was born Charles Hope. But I chose Kelp Dashiell because of Kelcy, the girl in that picture."
Unaffiliated
1. Shibusawa
2. Natsume
3. Katai
4. Sasaki
5. Waitress lady at the cafe
🐹
"Oooooo~ seems fun! Let's see.. so I'm deciding purely based on appearances, right? I may be a bit biased.. I guess I'll rate their looks and sense of style in my opinion too!"
“… First of all, I see WAY too many smashes on here. Second, why would you smash the PRESIDENT of the ADA!?!? Third, I would rate my style higher than a 7/10… Fourth, Kelp, you are a 10/10 in all catagories and a hard smash. Anyone would want to smash you, which is why I am unfortunately a bit jealous of this list. I have so many more comments but I’m too afraid to say them…”
"One, I'm sorry I'm a hoe..- the only one I'll actually smash on that list is you, though~! Two, your boss is hot. I thought you'd be more worried about Mori, Kouyou, or one of the literal terrorists I said smash to.. Three, I think your style is cute but you kinda look like a math teacher my love! Four, we can agree to disagree. Why are you jealous?? It's not like I'd fuck any of them anyways, just you! And don't be afraid to speak your mind, say whatever you want.."
“One, It’s because there are way too many smashes on that list in the first place. Two, oh I am worried about Mori and everyone else on that list, it just also feels weird about the fact that I WORK with the president…. Three, I do not look like a math teacher //I know he does// And four, I’m jealous because of the amount of people that will see this…”
"One, how about you put who you'd smash or pass, then! Two, you work with Ranpo too and you don't seem to be freaking out about that?? Three, yeah you do. A hot one but still. Four, are you jealous because some people might think they have a chance with me because of this list?"
“One, they would all be pass because I can’t imagine anything else with any of them. Two, I am freaking out about every. Single. Person. On. This. List. Three, I don’t know if that is a compliment or not. Four, shut up.”
"One, damn.. I feel special. Two, I'm not gonna do anything with them, most people I said smash to are more mental than even me! Three, I meant you're a hot math teacher. It's a compliment. I think. Four, awwww... no body has a chance, dear.."
“One, I mean more of the fact that these people are my co-workers, friends, and enemies, so I can’t imagine smashing any of them. Two, I can still freak out about everyone on this list. Three, you know what? I don’t mind that… Four, stop it…”
"One, welllll- I can imagine a lot happening. Especially between us.. I have a very active imagination! Two, I guess, yeah, but it's more fun to question why I think their hot and cute rather than freak out. Hehe. Three, yayyyy! I get to call you a sexy math teacher! Four, fineee... I'll behave for now.."
“One, I can’t imagine anything happening because I refuse to. Two, I’m questioning every single person on this list right now. Three, I have a feeling this will end up getting out of hand. Four, you better.”
"One, we'll at least I know you're loyal! Two, that's honestly a good thing.. Three, it will! But I won't over do it for now.. Four, anything for youuuuuu-"
"One, mhm.. I love that about you. Two, let's not talk about that? Three, ah I'm offended.. Four, yes yes, sorry! Seriously though, I'll do just about anything you ask me to." :3
"Darling, I've come about this close-" *Kelp held up a hand, his pointer finger and thumb almost touching as he smiled.* "-to stabbing a colleague for insulting you."
"It was some stupid grunt after a mission, apparently he'd seen you on a job that day and thought you seemed weak." *Kelp scowled a little, crossing his arms over his chest.* "I should've gone through with it. He'd have deserved it, ugh.."
“And you got that upset over that? It’s ok, Kelp…. They don’t know any better. I wouldn’t want you hurting yourself by beating them up or something just over that…”
*Kunikida took Kelp’s arms in his and squeezed, reassuringly.*
"But no one gets to insult you without consequences..! Especially not some random bastard in the Port.." *Kelp frowned a bit before pulling Kunikida a bit closer, pecking his cheek.*
"I don't mind a bit of pain if it means my darling is safe and happy." *Kelp grabbed Kunikida's hand and removed it from his chin, kissing his knuckles.*
"I dis~a~gree~ee~!" *Kelp smiled, grinning at the mark left on Kunikida's lips. He honestly forgot he was wearing lipstick. Pointing at Kunikida's lips, he tried not to laugh.* "You've got a little something.."
*Kunikida was going to respond but then looked at Kelp with confusion and rubbed his lips with his sleeve- with a lipstick stain appearing in the cuff.*
"You may be smart, but-" *Kelp hopped to his feet and grinned, speaking in a sing song voice.* "Are you fast enough to catch me~?" *Aaaand.. Kelp ran away. Speedy little brat.*
"Jokes on you, you're talking to someone who's body is trained to go without basic amenities and necessities for days at a time." *Kelp shifted and stretched, scooting around to get comfortable where he was.* "I can stay up here for a while."
"... I will come down.. eventually.." *Kelp pouted a little, looking away as he scooted to the edge and moved to hang his legs off the top of the fridge.*
"Hmm.. I'll only come down if you can guess my real name~" *Kelp grinned as he stared down at Kunikida, placing his hands between his knees, fingers curled over the edge of the fridge.*
*Kelp choked on a laugh, placing a hand over his lips.* "Kelperan? Geez, that makes my name sound less ridiculous." *He snorted. Composing himself, he decided to give Kunikida a hint.* "Think of an English sounding name."
"Mmm.. it's not a variation of Kelp, no. And I rarely tell anyone soooo.. most people don't know my birth name, just my siblings and dad knew~" *Kelp was amused, kicking his feet. The siblings he meant were Dazai and Kelcy, and the dad was Oda.* "I'll tell you after your next guess!"
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"Oooooo~ seems fun! Let's see.. so I'm deciding purely based on appearances, right? I may be a bit biased.. I guess I'll rate their looks and sense of style in my opinion too!"
“… First of all, I see WAY too many smashes on here. Second, why would you smash the PRESIDENT of the ADA!?!? Third, I would rate my style higher than a 7/10… Fourth, Kelp, you are a 10/10 in all catagories and a hard smash. Anyone would want to smash you, which is why I am unfortunately a bit jealous of this list. I have so many more comments but I’m too afraid to say them…”
"One, I'm sorry I'm a hoe..- the only one I'll actually smash on that list is you, though~! Two, your boss is hot. I thought you'd be more worried about Mori, Kouyou, or one of the literal terrorists I said smash to.. Three, I think your style is cute but you kinda look like a math teacher my love! Four, we can agree to disagree. Why are you jealous?? It's not like I'd fuck any of them anyways, just you! And don't be afraid to speak your mind, say whatever you want.."
“One, It’s because there are way too many smashes on that list in the first place. Two, oh I am worried about Mori and everyone else on that list, it just also feels weird about the fact that I WORK with the president…. Three, I do not look like a math teacher //I know he does// And four, I’m jealous because of the amount of people that will see this…”
"One, how about you put who you'd smash or pass, then! Two, you work with Ranpo too and you don't seem to be freaking out about that?? Three, yeah you do. A hot one but still. Four, are you jealous because some people might think they have a chance with me because of this list?"
“One, they would all be pass because I can’t imagine anything else with any of them. Two, I am freaking out about every. Single. Person. On. This. List. Three, I don’t know if that is a compliment or not. Four, shut up.”
"One, damn.. I feel special. Two, I'm not gonna do anything with them, most people I said smash to are more mental than even me! Three, I meant you're a hot math teacher. It's a compliment. I think. Four, awwww... no body has a chance, dear.."
“One, I mean more of the fact that these people are my co-workers, friends, and enemies, so I can’t imagine smashing any of them. Two, I can still freak out about everyone on this list. Three, you know what? I don’t mind that… Four, stop it…”
"One, welllll- I can imagine a lot happening. Especially between us.. I have a very active imagination! Two, I guess, yeah, but it's more fun to question why I think their hot and cute rather than freak out. Hehe. Three, yayyyy! I get to call you a sexy math teacher! Four, fineee... I'll behave for now.."
“One, I can’t imagine anything happening because I refuse to. Two, I’m questioning every single person on this list right now. Three, I have a feeling this will end up getting out of hand. Four, you better.”
"One, we'll at least I know you're loyal! Two, that's honestly a good thing.. Three, it will! But I won't over do it for now.. Four, anything for youuuuuu-"
"One, mhm.. I love that about you. Two, let's not talk about that? Three, ah I'm offended.. Four, yes yes, sorry! Seriously though, I'll do just about anything you ask me to." :3
"Darling, I've come about this close-" *Kelp held up a hand, his pointer finger and thumb almost touching as he smiled.* "-to stabbing a colleague for insulting you."
"It was some stupid grunt after a mission, apparently he'd seen you on a job that day and thought you seemed weak." *Kelp scowled a little, crossing his arms over his chest.* "I should've gone through with it. He'd have deserved it, ugh.."
“And you got that upset over that? It’s ok, Kelp…. They don’t know any better. I wouldn’t want you hurting yourself by beating them up or something just over that…”
*Kunikida took Kelp’s arms in his and squeezed, reassuringly.*
"But no one gets to insult you without consequences..! Especially not some random bastard in the Port.." *Kelp frowned a bit before pulling Kunikida a bit closer, pecking his cheek.*
"I don't mind a bit of pain if it means my darling is safe and happy." *Kelp grabbed Kunikida's hand and removed it from his chin, kissing his knuckles.*
"I dis~a~gree~ee~!" *Kelp smiled, grinning at the mark left on Kunikida's lips. He honestly forgot he was wearing lipstick. Pointing at Kunikida's lips, he tried not to laugh.* "You've got a little something.."
*Kunikida was going to respond but then looked at Kelp with confusion and rubbed his lips with his sleeve- with a lipstick stain appearing in the cuff.*
"You may be smart, but-" *Kelp hopped to his feet and grinned, speaking in a sing song voice.* "Are you fast enough to catch me~?" *Aaaand.. Kelp ran away. Speedy little brat.*
"Jokes on you, you're talking to someone who's body is trained to go without basic amenities and necessities for days at a time." *Kelp shifted and stretched, scooting around to get comfortable where he was.* "I can stay up here for a while."
"... I will come down.. eventually.." *Kelp pouted a little, looking away as he scooted to the edge and moved to hang his legs off the top of the fridge.*
"Hmm.. I'll only come down if you can guess my real name~" *Kelp grinned as he stared down at Kunikida, placing his hands between his knees, fingers curled over the edge of the fridge.*
*Kelp choked on a laugh, placing a hand over his lips.* "Kelperan? Geez, that makes my name sound less ridiculous." *He snorted. Composing himself, he decided to give Kunikida a hint.* "Think of an English sounding name."
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"Oooooo~ seems fun! Let's see.. so I'm deciding purely based on appearances, right? I may be a bit biased.. I guess I'll rate their looks and sense of style in my opinion too!"
“… First of all, I see WAY too many smashes on here. Second, why would you smash the PRESIDENT of the ADA!?!? Third, I would rate my style higher than a 7/10… Fourth, Kelp, you are a 10/10 in all catagories and a hard smash. Anyone would want to smash you, which is why I am unfortunately a bit jealous of this list. I have so many more comments but I’m too afraid to say them…”
"One, I'm sorry I'm a hoe..- the only one I'll actually smash on that list is you, though~! Two, your boss is hot. I thought you'd be more worried about Mori, Kouyou, or one of the literal terrorists I said smash to.. Three, I think your style is cute but you kinda look like a math teacher my love! Four, we can agree to disagree. Why are you jealous?? It's not like I'd fuck any of them anyways, just you! And don't be afraid to speak your mind, say whatever you want.."
“One, It’s because there are way too many smashes on that list in the first place. Two, oh I am worried about Mori and everyone else on that list, it just also feels weird about the fact that I WORK with the president…. Three, I do not look like a math teacher //I know he does// And four, I’m jealous because of the amount of people that will see this…”
"One, how about you put who you'd smash or pass, then! Two, you work with Ranpo too and you don't seem to be freaking out about that?? Three, yeah you do. A hot one but still. Four, are you jealous because some people might think they have a chance with me because of this list?"
“One, they would all be pass because I can’t imagine anything else with any of them. Two, I am freaking out about every. Single. Person. On. This. List. Three, I don’t know if that is a compliment or not. Four, shut up.”
"One, damn.. I feel special. Two, I'm not gonna do anything with them, most people I said smash to are more mental than even me! Three, I meant you're a hot math teacher. It's a compliment. I think. Four, awwww... no body has a chance, dear.."
“One, I mean more of the fact that these people are my co-workers, friends, and enemies, so I can’t imagine smashing any of them. Two, I can still freak out about everyone on this list. Three, you know what? I don’t mind that… Four, stop it…”
"One, welllll- I can imagine a lot happening. Especially between us.. I have a very active imagination! Two, I guess, yeah, but it's more fun to question why I think their hot and cute rather than freak out. Hehe. Three, yayyyy! I get to call you a sexy math teacher! Four, fineee... I'll behave for now.."
“One, I can’t imagine anything happening because I refuse to. Two, I’m questioning every single person on this list right now. Three, I have a feeling this will end up getting out of hand. Four, you better.”
"One, we'll at least I know you're loyal! Two, that's honestly a good thing.. Three, it will! But I won't over do it for now.. Four, anything for youuuuuu-"
"One, mhm.. I love that about you. Two, let's not talk about that? Three, ah I'm offended.. Four, yes yes, sorry! Seriously though, I'll do just about anything you ask me to." :3
"Darling, I've come about this close-" *Kelp held up a hand, his pointer finger and thumb almost touching as he smiled.* "-to stabbing a colleague for insulting you."
"It was some stupid grunt after a mission, apparently he'd seen you on a job that day and thought you seemed weak." *Kelp scowled a little, crossing his arms over his chest.* "I should've gone through with it. He'd have deserved it, ugh.."
“And you got that upset over that? It’s ok, Kelp…. They don’t know any better. I wouldn’t want you hurting yourself by beating them up or something just over that…”
*Kunikida took Kelp’s arms in his and squeezed, reassuringly.*
"But no one gets to insult you without consequences..! Especially not some random bastard in the Port.." *Kelp frowned a bit before pulling Kunikida a bit closer, pecking his cheek.*
"I don't mind a bit of pain if it means my darling is safe and happy." *Kelp grabbed Kunikida's hand and removed it from his chin, kissing his knuckles.*
"I dis~a~gree~ee~!" *Kelp smiled, grinning at the mark left on Kunikida's lips. He honestly forgot he was wearing lipstick. Pointing at Kunikida's lips, he tried not to laugh.* "You've got a little something.."
*Kunikida was going to respond but then looked at Kelp with confusion and rubbed his lips with his sleeve- with a lipstick stain appearing in the cuff.*
"You may be smart, but-" *Kelp hopped to his feet and grinned, speaking in a sing song voice.* "Are you fast enough to catch me~?" *Aaaand.. Kelp ran away. Speedy little brat.*
"Jokes on you, you're talking to someone who's body is trained to go without basic amenities and necessities for days at a time." *Kelp shifted and stretched, scooting around to get comfortable where he was.* "I can stay up here for a while."
"... I will come down.. eventually.." *Kelp pouted a little, looking away as he scooted to the edge and moved to hang his legs off the top of the fridge.*
"Hmm.. I'll only come down if you can guess my real name~" *Kelp grinned as he stared down at Kunikida, placing his hands between his knees, fingers curled over the edge of the fridge.*
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"Oooooo~ seems fun! Let's see.. so I'm deciding purely based on appearances, right? I may be a bit biased.. I guess I'll rate their looks and sense of style in my opinion too!"
“… First of all, I see WAY too many smashes on here. Second, why would you smash the PRESIDENT of the ADA!?!? Third, I would rate my style higher than a 7/10… Fourth, Kelp, you are a 10/10 in all catagories and a hard smash. Anyone would want to smash you, which is why I am unfortunately a bit jealous of this list. I have so many more comments but I’m too afraid to say them…”
"One, I'm sorry I'm a hoe..- the only one I'll actually smash on that list is you, though~! Two, your boss is hot. I thought you'd be more worried about Mori, Kouyou, or one of the literal terrorists I said smash to.. Three, I think your style is cute but you kinda look like a math teacher my love! Four, we can agree to disagree. Why are you jealous?? It's not like I'd fuck any of them anyways, just you! And don't be afraid to speak your mind, say whatever you want.."
“One, It’s because there are way too many smashes on that list in the first place. Two, oh I am worried about Mori and everyone else on that list, it just also feels weird about the fact that I WORK with the president…. Three, I do not look like a math teacher //I know he does// And four, I’m jealous because of the amount of people that will see this…”
"One, how about you put who you'd smash or pass, then! Two, you work with Ranpo too and you don't seem to be freaking out about that?? Three, yeah you do. A hot one but still. Four, are you jealous because some people might think they have a chance with me because of this list?"
“One, they would all be pass because I can’t imagine anything else with any of them. Two, I am freaking out about every. Single. Person. On. This. List. Three, I don’t know if that is a compliment or not. Four, shut up.”
"One, damn.. I feel special. Two, I'm not gonna do anything with them, most people I said smash to are more mental than even me! Three, I meant you're a hot math teacher. It's a compliment. I think. Four, awwww... no body has a chance, dear.."
“One, I mean more of the fact that these people are my co-workers, friends, and enemies, so I can’t imagine smashing any of them. Two, I can still freak out about everyone on this list. Three, you know what? I don’t mind that… Four, stop it…”
"One, welllll- I can imagine a lot happening. Especially between us.. I have a very active imagination! Two, I guess, yeah, but it's more fun to question why I think their hot and cute rather than freak out. Hehe. Three, yayyyy! I get to call you a sexy math teacher! Four, fineee... I'll behave for now.."
“One, I can’t imagine anything happening because I refuse to. Two, I’m questioning every single person on this list right now. Three, I have a feeling this will end up getting out of hand. Four, you better.”
"One, we'll at least I know you're loyal! Two, that's honestly a good thing.. Three, it will! But I won't over do it for now.. Four, anything for youuuuuu-"
"One, mhm.. I love that about you. Two, let's not talk about that? Three, ah I'm offended.. Four, yes yes, sorry! Seriously though, I'll do just about anything you ask me to." :3
"Darling, I've come about this close-" *Kelp held up a hand, his pointer finger and thumb almost touching as he smiled.* "-to stabbing a colleague for insulting you."
"It was some stupid grunt after a mission, apparently he'd seen you on a job that day and thought you seemed weak." *Kelp scowled a little, crossing his arms over his chest.* "I should've gone through with it. He'd have deserved it, ugh.."
“And you got that upset over that? It’s ok, Kelp…. They don’t know any better. I wouldn’t want you hurting yourself by beating them up or something just over that…”
*Kunikida took Kelp’s arms in his and squeezed, reassuringly.*
"But no one gets to insult you without consequences..! Especially not some random bastard in the Port.." *Kelp frowned a bit before pulling Kunikida a bit closer, pecking his cheek.*
"I don't mind a bit of pain if it means my darling is safe and happy." *Kelp grabbed Kunikida's hand and removed it from his chin, kissing his knuckles.*
"I dis~a~gree~ee~!" *Kelp smiled, grinning at the mark left on Kunikida's lips. He honestly forgot he was wearing lipstick. Pointing at Kunikida's lips, he tried not to laugh.* "You've got a little something.."
*Kunikida was going to respond but then looked at Kelp with confusion and rubbed his lips with his sleeve- with a lipstick stain appearing in the cuff.*
"You may be smart, but-" *Kelp hopped to his feet and grinned, speaking in a sing song voice.* "Are you fast enough to catch me~?" *Aaaand.. Kelp ran away. Speedy little brat.*
"Jokes on you, you're talking to someone who's body is trained to go without basic amenities and necessities for days at a time." *Kelp shifted and stretched, scooting around to get comfortable where he was.* "I can stay up here for a while."
"... I will come down.. eventually.." *Kelp pouted a little, looking away as he scooted to the edge and moved to hang his legs off the top of the fridge.*
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"Oooooo~ seems fun! Let's see.. so I'm deciding purely based on appearances, right? I may be a bit biased.. I guess I'll rate their looks and sense of style in my opinion too!"
“… First of all, I see WAY too many smashes on here. Second, why would you smash the PRESIDENT of the ADA!?!? Third, I would rate my style higher than a 7/10… Fourth, Kelp, you are a 10/10 in all catagories and a hard smash. Anyone would want to smash you, which is why I am unfortunately a bit jealous of this list. I have so many more comments but I’m too afraid to say them…”
"One, I'm sorry I'm a hoe..- the only one I'll actually smash on that list is you, though~! Two, your boss is hot. I thought you'd be more worried about Mori, Kouyou, or one of the literal terrorists I said smash to.. Three, I think your style is cute but you kinda look like a math teacher my love! Four, we can agree to disagree. Why are you jealous?? It's not like I'd fuck any of them anyways, just you! And don't be afraid to speak your mind, say whatever you want.."
“One, It’s because there are way too many smashes on that list in the first place. Two, oh I am worried about Mori and everyone else on that list, it just also feels weird about the fact that I WORK with the president…. Three, I do not look like a math teacher //I know he does// And four, I’m jealous because of the amount of people that will see this…”
"One, how about you put who you'd smash or pass, then! Two, you work with Ranpo too and you don't seem to be freaking out about that?? Three, yeah you do. A hot one but still. Four, are you jealous because some people might think they have a chance with me because of this list?"
“One, they would all be pass because I can’t imagine anything else with any of them. Two, I am freaking out about every. Single. Person. On. This. List. Three, I don’t know if that is a compliment or not. Four, shut up.”
"One, damn.. I feel special. Two, I'm not gonna do anything with them, most people I said smash to are more mental than even me! Three, I meant you're a hot math teacher. It's a compliment. I think. Four, awwww... no body has a chance, dear.."
“One, I mean more of the fact that these people are my co-workers, friends, and enemies, so I can’t imagine smashing any of them. Two, I can still freak out about everyone on this list. Three, you know what? I don’t mind that… Four, stop it…”
"One, welllll- I can imagine a lot happening. Especially between us.. I have a very active imagination! Two, I guess, yeah, but it's more fun to question why I think their hot and cute rather than freak out. Hehe. Three, yayyyy! I get to call you a sexy math teacher! Four, fineee... I'll behave for now.."
“One, I can’t imagine anything happening because I refuse to. Two, I’m questioning every single person on this list right now. Three, I have a feeling this will end up getting out of hand. Four, you better.”
"One, we'll at least I know you're loyal! Two, that's honestly a good thing.. Three, it will! But I won't over do it for now.. Four, anything for youuuuuu-"
"One, mhm.. I love that about you. Two, let's not talk about that? Three, ah I'm offended.. Four, yes yes, sorry! Seriously though, I'll do just about anything you ask me to." :3
"Darling, I've come about this close-" *Kelp held up a hand, his pointer finger and thumb almost touching as he smiled.* "-to stabbing a colleague for insulting you."
"It was some stupid grunt after a mission, apparently he'd seen you on a job that day and thought you seemed weak." *Kelp scowled a little, crossing his arms over his chest.* "I should've gone through with it. He'd have deserved it, ugh.."
“And you got that upset over that? It’s ok, Kelp…. They don’t know any better. I wouldn’t want you hurting yourself by beating them up or something just over that…”
*Kunikida took Kelp’s arms in his and squeezed, reassuringly.*
"But no one gets to insult you without consequences..! Especially not some random bastard in the Port.." *Kelp frowned a bit before pulling Kunikida a bit closer, pecking his cheek.*
"I don't mind a bit of pain if it means my darling is safe and happy." *Kelp grabbed Kunikida's hand and removed it from his chin, kissing his knuckles.*
"I dis~a~gree~ee~!" *Kelp smiled, grinning at the mark left on Kunikida's lips. He honestly forgot he was wearing lipstick. Pointing at Kunikida's lips, he tried not to laugh.* "You've got a little something.."
*Kunikida was going to respond but then looked at Kelp with confusion and rubbed his lips with his sleeve- with a lipstick stain appearing in the cuff.*
"You may be smart, but-" *Kelp hopped to his feet and grinned, speaking in a sing song voice.* "Are you fast enough to catch me~?" *Aaaand.. Kelp ran away. Speedy little brat.*
"Jokes on you, you're talking to someone who's body is trained to go without basic amenities and necessities for days at a time." *Kelp shifted and stretched, scooting around to get comfortable where he was.* "I can stay up here for a while."
"... I will come down.. eventually.." *Kelp pouted a little, looking away as he scooted to the edge and moved to hang his legs off the top of the fridge.*
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"Oooooo~ seems fun! Let's see.. so I'm deciding purely based on appearances, right? I may be a bit biased.. I guess I'll rate their looks and sense of style in my opinion too!"
“… First of all, I see WAY too many smashes on here. Second, why would you smash the PRESIDENT of the ADA!?!? Third, I would rate my style higher than a 7/10… Fourth, Kelp, you are a 10/10 in all catagories and a hard smash. Anyone would want to smash you, which is why I am unfortunately a bit jealous of this list. I have so many more comments but I’m too afraid to say them…”
"One, I'm sorry I'm a hoe..- the only one I'll actually smash on that list is you, though~! Two, your boss is hot. I thought you'd be more worried about Mori, Kouyou, or one of the literal terrorists I said smash to.. Three, I think your style is cute but you kinda look like a math teacher my love! Four, we can agree to disagree. Why are you jealous?? It's not like I'd fuck any of them anyways, just you! And don't be afraid to speak your mind, say whatever you want.."
“One, It’s because there are way too many smashes on that list in the first place. Two, oh I am worried about Mori and everyone else on that list, it just also feels weird about the fact that I WORK with the president…. Three, I do not look like a math teacher //I know he does// And four, I’m jealous because of the amount of people that will see this…”
"One, how about you put who you'd smash or pass, then! Two, you work with Ranpo too and you don't seem to be freaking out about that?? Three, yeah you do. A hot one but still. Four, are you jealous because some people might think they have a chance with me because of this list?"
“One, they would all be pass because I can’t imagine anything else with any of them. Two, I am freaking out about every. Single. Person. On. This. List. Three, I don’t know if that is a compliment or not. Four, shut up.”
"One, damn.. I feel special. Two, I'm not gonna do anything with them, most people I said smash to are more mental than even me! Three, I meant you're a hot math teacher. It's a compliment. I think. Four, awwww... no body has a chance, dear.."
“One, I mean more of the fact that these people are my co-workers, friends, and enemies, so I can’t imagine smashing any of them. Two, I can still freak out about everyone on this list. Three, you know what? I don’t mind that… Four, stop it…”
"One, welllll- I can imagine a lot happening. Especially between us.. I have a very active imagination! Two, I guess, yeah, but it's more fun to question why I think their hot and cute rather than freak out. Hehe. Three, yayyyy! I get to call you a sexy math teacher! Four, fineee... I'll behave for now.."
“One, I can’t imagine anything happening because I refuse to. Two, I’m questioning every single person on this list right now. Three, I have a feeling this will end up getting out of hand. Four, you better.”
"One, we'll at least I know you're loyal! Two, that's honestly a good thing.. Three, it will! But I won't over do it for now.. Four, anything for youuuuuu-"
"One, mhm.. I love that about you. Two, let's not talk about that? Three, ah I'm offended.. Four, yes yes, sorry! Seriously though, I'll do just about anything you ask me to." :3
"Darling, I've come about this close-" *Kelp held up a hand, his pointer finger and thumb almost touching as he smiled.* "-to stabbing a colleague for insulting you."
"It was some stupid grunt after a mission, apparently he'd seen you on a job that day and thought you seemed weak." *Kelp scowled a little, crossing his arms over his chest.* "I should've gone through with it. He'd have deserved it, ugh.."
“And you got that upset over that? It’s ok, Kelp…. They don’t know any better. I wouldn’t want you hurting yourself by beating them up or something just over that…”
*Kunikida took Kelp’s arms in his and squeezed, reassuringly.*
"But no one gets to insult you without consequences..! Especially not some random bastard in the Port.." *Kelp frowned a bit before pulling Kunikida a bit closer, pecking his cheek.*
"I don't mind a bit of pain if it means my darling is safe and happy." *Kelp grabbed Kunikida's hand and removed it from his chin, kissing his knuckles.*
"I dis~a~gree~ee~!" *Kelp smiled, grinning at the mark left on Kunikida's lips. He honestly forgot he was wearing lipstick. Pointing at Kunikida's lips, he tried not to laugh.* "You've got a little something.."
*Kunikida was going to respond but then looked at Kelp with confusion and rubbed his lips with his sleeve- with a lipstick stain appearing in the cuff.*
"You may be smart, but-" *Kelp hopped to his feet and grinned, speaking in a sing song voice.* "Are you fast enough to catch me~?" *Aaaand.. Kelp ran away. Speedy little brat.*
"Jokes on you, you're talking to someone who's body is trained to go without basic amenities and necessities for days at a time." *Kelp shifted and stretched, scooting around to get comfortable where he was.* "I can stay up here for a while."
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"Oooooo~ seems fun! Let's see.. so I'm deciding purely based on appearances, right? I may be a bit biased.. I guess I'll rate their looks and sense of style in my opinion too!"
“… First of all, I see WAY too many smashes on here. Second, why would you smash the PRESIDENT of the ADA!?!? Third, I would rate my style higher than a 7/10… Fourth, Kelp, you are a 10/10 in all catagories and a hard smash. Anyone would want to smash you, which is why I am unfortunately a bit jealous of this list. I have so many more comments but I’m too afraid to say them…”
"One, I'm sorry I'm a hoe..- the only one I'll actually smash on that list is you, though~! Two, your boss is hot. I thought you'd be more worried about Mori, Kouyou, or one of the literal terrorists I said smash to.. Three, I think your style is cute but you kinda look like a math teacher my love! Four, we can agree to disagree. Why are you jealous?? It's not like I'd fuck any of them anyways, just you! And don't be afraid to speak your mind, say whatever you want.."
“One, It’s because there are way too many smashes on that list in the first place. Two, oh I am worried about Mori and everyone else on that list, it just also feels weird about the fact that I WORK with the president…. Three, I do not look like a math teacher //I know he does// And four, I’m jealous because of the amount of people that will see this…”
"One, how about you put who you'd smash or pass, then! Two, you work with Ranpo too and you don't seem to be freaking out about that?? Three, yeah you do. A hot one but still. Four, are you jealous because some people might think they have a chance with me because of this list?"
“One, they would all be pass because I can’t imagine anything else with any of them. Two, I am freaking out about every. Single. Person. On. This. List. Three, I don’t know if that is a compliment or not. Four, shut up.”
"One, damn.. I feel special. Two, I'm not gonna do anything with them, most people I said smash to are more mental than even me! Three, I meant you're a hot math teacher. It's a compliment. I think. Four, awwww... no body has a chance, dear.."
“One, I mean more of the fact that these people are my co-workers, friends, and enemies, so I can’t imagine smashing any of them. Two, I can still freak out about everyone on this list. Three, you know what? I don’t mind that… Four, stop it…”
"One, welllll- I can imagine a lot happening. Especially between us.. I have a very active imagination! Two, I guess, yeah, but it's more fun to question why I think their hot and cute rather than freak out. Hehe. Three, yayyyy! I get to call you a sexy math teacher! Four, fineee... I'll behave for now.."
“One, I can’t imagine anything happening because I refuse to. Two, I’m questioning every single person on this list right now. Three, I have a feeling this will end up getting out of hand. Four, you better.”
"One, we'll at least I know you're loyal! Two, that's honestly a good thing.. Three, it will! But I won't over do it for now.. Four, anything for youuuuuu-"
"One, mhm.. I love that about you. Two, let's not talk about that? Three, ah I'm offended.. Four, yes yes, sorry! Seriously though, I'll do just about anything you ask me to." :3
"Darling, I've come about this close-" *Kelp held up a hand, his pointer finger and thumb almost touching as he smiled.* "-to stabbing a colleague for insulting you."
"It was some stupid grunt after a mission, apparently he'd seen you on a job that day and thought you seemed weak." *Kelp scowled a little, crossing his arms over his chest.* "I should've gone through with it. He'd have deserved it, ugh.."
“And you got that upset over that? It’s ok, Kelp…. They don’t know any better. I wouldn’t want you hurting yourself by beating them up or something just over that…”
*Kunikida took Kelp’s arms in his and squeezed, reassuringly.*
"But no one gets to insult you without consequences..! Especially not some random bastard in the Port.." *Kelp frowned a bit before pulling Kunikida a bit closer, pecking his cheek.*
"I don't mind a bit of pain if it means my darling is safe and happy." *Kelp grabbed Kunikida's hand and removed it from his chin, kissing his knuckles.*
"I dis~a~gree~ee~!" *Kelp smiled, grinning at the mark left on Kunikida's lips. He honestly forgot he was wearing lipstick. Pointing at Kunikida's lips, he tried not to laugh.* "You've got a little something.."
*Kunikida was going to respond but then looked at Kelp with confusion and rubbed his lips with his sleeve- with a lipstick stain appearing in the cuff.*
"You may be smart, but-" *Kelp hopped to his feet and grinned, speaking in a sing song voice.* "Are you fast enough to catch me~?" *Aaaand.. Kelp ran away. Speedy little brat.*
"Welcome to the neurodivergent club! We have trouble expressing emotions sometimes, hyperfixate on shit, ect ect. We also have Ranpo, and probably other people we know, here too!!"
I have decided to give Kelp an orphan child but he'll kill me if I bring her to him so I have brought her to you instead! Her name is Ren and she is one, pretty please pass her on to Kelp
[Literally just.. hands him the baby and disappears?]
*Kunikida’s eyes widen and he nearly drops the baby. Of course, the baby started crying, and Kunikida immediately started soothing it, rubbing its chin while he dialed Kelp’s phone number. Luckily, the baby was calming down.*
*Kelp answered the phone fairly quickly, starting his usual cheerful greeting before cutting himself off at the crying noises.* "Helloooo dea- huh? Why does it sound like something is having a meltdown? Is everything alright?"
"... on my way." *Kelp hung up and hurried to get dressed as he'd been showering, tossing on a t-shirt and skirt with his usual platform boots, necklace, and gloves. Then he hurried along to grab his keys before hurrying outside and starting his bike.*
"So.. how exactly did you end up with a child in your arms?" *Kelp asked as he slipped through the doorway, brushing his hair back as it was messy from the ride over. His gaze was locked onto the baby.*
"... so someone told you to give me a baby and you took her??" *Kelp gently took the baby from Kunikida, hushing her and pulling his gloves off so he wouldn't get her dirty, her tiny fingers reaching for his necklace.* "I can't take care of a baby, I can hardly take care of myself."
"Hey, shh.. it's not your fault. I shouldn't have grumbled at you." *Kelp kissed Kunikida's temple as he pulled the blonde's arm to make him stop pacing, using one arm to hold the baby as she babbled, little hands fidgeting with his vest buttons curiously.* "I can figure out a solution later, okay? I can take care of her for a bit I guess.."
"Mhm. Were you told anything about her?" *Kelp booped the baby's nose, smiling a tiny bit as she cackled and threw her arms up, happily squealing. He glanced at Kunikida.* "Preferably something to do with her age, so I know what she should eat.."
"Mm.. hopefully she'll eat formula.." *Kelp muttered, more to himself than to anyone else. He moved to sit on the floor with the baby in his lap.* "Hey Kuni, would you mind running by a store to pick up diapers, formula mix, and some baby toys and clothes?" *Kelp had decided he wouldn't be giving the poor kid to an orphanage. He didn't want her to end up like him. Maybe they could find a good home for her, but she wasn't being left alone.*
*Kunikida went to the nearest store that would have everything he was looking for. He picked up some diapers, pacifiers, a few toys, some clothes, which he had way too much fun picking out- they were all adorable- some formula and bottles, and a few other things that might be helpful.*
*Kunikida picked up some orange chicken on his way home- for him and Kelp- knowing Kelp enjoyed it, and it was almost dinner time.*
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*After about an hour, Kunikida returned, carrying a few bags inside and shutting the door on his way in. He saw Kelp sleeping with the baby, and tried to stay quiet as he settled in.*
*Once Kunikida had returned, it didn't take long for Kelp to wake up. He's almost always a fairly light sleeper due to his assassin training. The man peeked one eye open, his arm over the baby so she wouldn't fall while asleep.* "Hey.."
*Kelp nodded a bit, quiet for a long moment before speaking up.* "We should probably think of something to call her, huh? We can't just keep saying calling her 'the baby'."
"We'll call her Ren for now, then!" *Kelp smiled and kicked his legs off the edge of the couch, looking down as Ren squirmed and whined, curling up.* "We can change it later if we want to."
"Here, kid.." *Kelp gave Ren the pacifier and she immediately calmed down, eyes closing after a moment. She was actually a pretty calm baby.* "So, uhm.. what do we do with her?"
“I mean- I don’t really want to bring her to an orphanage or anywhere like that… I want her to grow up in a caring family…. But… it would be difficult for us to care for her, considering we don’t technically live together and are work shifts are confusing… It wouldn’t be impossible though. We can make it work…”
"Well.. I am leaving the Port, so I'd be off a lot more.." *Kelp chewed on his nails, playing with the girl's hair.* "And my friends at the cafe could help watch her sometimes? They love kids."
"Still have to figure that part out.." *Kelp looked down, shyly rubbing the back of his neck as he tucked Ren into a soft of nest of blankets beside him. So he was planning to leave and just wing it from there.*
"Maybe." *Kelp looked down at Ren, smiling a tiny bit as he pet her hair. He seemed genuinely happy in that moment.* "I'm not sure how your coworkers would react. I'll definitely come to you, though!"
"If I do decide to join the agency, who would watch Ren?" *Kelp hesitated, then just decided to spit out his thoughs while making sure Ren wouldn't choke.* "We've been making it work with our jobs so far because I had night jobs in the Port while you work during the day, and I took Ren to the cafe with me, but.. we'll have the same work schedual if I join the Agency."
*Kunikida sighed and ran his hands through his hair.*
“I guess we could find a way to bring her? We aren’t on missions every day, so it might work out still… we can take turns being with her during the day as well? It would be difficult but it is possible…”
"That'll be.. a nice change. I've gotten used to daily missions." *Kelp stood and walked over to Kunikida, Ren babbling at squealing happily when she saw Kunikida.* "Pft- haha.. I think she likes you."
"Don't go stealing all my boyfriend's attention, kid." *Kelp laughed softly, kissing Kunikida's cheek. Ren just babbled and played with Kunikida's hand.*
*Kunikida laughed softly and gave Ren a little tickle.*
“Don’t worry Kelp, you know that once she is an asleep I’m all yours. Actually- I’m all yours all the time! AND also all of Ren’s- it just works like that.”
"Eh? How cruel!" *Kelp whined and stared up at Kunikida with a frown, looking like a kicked puppy as he held Ren. He may or may not think Kunikida was actually taking the food back.*
*Kunikida’s expression turned into one of amusement. He brushed a strand of hair out of Kelp’s face and pressed a kiss to the top of his head, being careful of Ren.*
“I was only joking, love… You are too cute to actually take your food away…”
"... oh well, I shouldn't judge your quirks." *Kelp sighed as he fiddled with his sleeves, biting his tongue. This lie detector ability would definitely be annoying to deal with.*
“Well we can start now, but if there is any question you don’t want to answer, just let me know… I’ll start slow though… what do you really think of me?”
"Sure it's not." *Kelp muttered sarcastically, the bands on his wrists and neck that came with the ability glowing red to represent a lie, then turned back to white. He rolled his eyes at it but didn't comment.* "Mhm.. I think you're adorable, a sweetheart, and the best boyfriend I could have asked for, even if you are a bit bossy and stressed at times. You've made me a better person.." *He paused for a second.* "Gave me a reason to want to keep living." *The bands flashed green.*
"Babe, you really are." *Kelp shook his head a bit, the bands flashing green again. He then bit his lip and glanced away. He was a bit embarrassed at talking of his feelings.* "Next question?"
"I.. want to have a bright future, one where I can choose my own path." *Kelp furrowed his brows a bit, fidgeting with his hands.* "I want to be a good role model for the kid, and I want to be able to protect the people I care about."
((Uhhh- you could ask questions to do with his past?? Idk 😭))
*Kelp hesitated for a while, seemingly trying to think of a way to put this lightly.* "... it was fine, I guess. Never really knew my parents. Got taken in on the streets by this girl, Kelcy, when I was about.. two I think? She raised me until I joined the Port shortly after I turned seventeen, which is when she moved back to the USA."
"No, no. It's fine. Better for everything to not build up inside." *Kelp kissed Kunikida back, leaning down to bump his head against Kunikida's shoulder.*
"Well.. the girl who raised me was moving back to America, and Chuuya-sensei told me I could learn to protect the people I care about under his mentoring." *Kelp shyly looked away, shifting his feet against the ground. The cuffs lit up green.* "I didn't really have another option."
"Yeah. And I will leave. But I'll keep in touch with Chuuya, Akutagawa, and the others. I still care about them." *Kelp smiled back, fiddling with the currently green bands.* "The Port will always have a special place in my heart, but I have to leave to chase the future I want.. a future with you and Ren and Dazai."
"Eh... yeah, but most of my kills were just for jobs. You were probably defending people..." *Kelp pulled away from the kiss after a moment, tugging lightly at the lie detector cuffs.*
"I.. don't actually know. I stopped counting at 43 when I was 18.." *Kelp looked away with a huff.* "No where near the amount Dazai has. I know there's probably at least been a hundered something.."
"I plan to. Killing brings enemies, and enemies bring danger to the people I love." *Kelp paused, the cuffs lighting up green.* "It's fine. I don't enjoy my job, anyways.." *Red.*
"Ah.. I don't exactly enjoy the killing part." *Kelp looked away as the cuffs went green again.* "I just find it kind of pretty, and I sorta enjoy being out at night.. so I enjoy part of my job. And I like my other job, at the cafe.."
*Kunikida nodded and pulled Kelp closer- he was too relaxed to focus now.*
“Do you want to take the lie detector off? We can go get something to eat or something… I honestly don’t know what to ask you… I feel like I could ask you anything at anytime and you’d answer anyways…*
"Mhm.. I usually answer you truthfully." *Kelp pecked Kunikida's lips, happily leaning into his body and resting his head against his shoulder.* "This would've been more useful for Mori."
Unaffiliated
1. Shibusawa
2. Natsume
3. Katai
4. Sasaki
5. Waitress lady at the cafe
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"Oooooo~ seems fun! Let's see.. so I'm deciding purely based on appearances, right? I may be a bit biased.. I guess I'll rate their looks and sense of style in my opinion too!"
“… First of all, I see WAY too many smashes on here. Second, why would you smash the PRESIDENT of the ADA!?!? Third, I would rate my style higher than a 7/10… Fourth, Kelp, you are a 10/10 in all catagories and a hard smash. Anyone would want to smash you, which is why I am unfortunately a bit jealous of this list. I have so many more comments but I’m too afraid to say them…”
"One, I'm sorry I'm a hoe..- the only one I'll actually smash on that list is you, though~! Two, your boss is hot. I thought you'd be more worried about Mori, Kouyou, or one of the literal terrorists I said smash to.. Three, I think your style is cute but you kinda look like a math teacher my love! Four, we can agree to disagree. Why are you jealous?? It's not like I'd fuck any of them anyways, just you! And don't be afraid to speak your mind, say whatever you want.."
“One, It’s because there are way too many smashes on that list in the first place. Two, oh I am worried about Mori and everyone else on that list, it just also feels weird about the fact that I WORK with the president…. Three, I do not look like a math teacher //I know he does// And four, I’m jealous because of the amount of people that will see this…”
"One, how about you put who you'd smash or pass, then! Two, you work with Ranpo too and you don't seem to be freaking out about that?? Three, yeah you do. A hot one but still. Four, are you jealous because some people might think they have a chance with me because of this list?"
“One, they would all be pass because I can’t imagine anything else with any of them. Two, I am freaking out about every. Single. Person. On. This. List. Three, I don’t know if that is a compliment or not. Four, shut up.”
"One, damn.. I feel special. Two, I'm not gonna do anything with them, most people I said smash to are more mental than even me! Three, I meant you're a hot math teacher. It's a compliment. I think. Four, awwww... no body has a chance, dear.."
“One, I mean more of the fact that these people are my co-workers, friends, and enemies, so I can’t imagine smashing any of them. Two, I can still freak out about everyone on this list. Three, you know what? I don’t mind that… Four, stop it…”
"One, welllll- I can imagine a lot happening. Especially between us.. I have a very active imagination! Two, I guess, yeah, but it's more fun to question why I think their hot and cute rather than freak out. Hehe. Three, yayyyy! I get to call you a sexy math teacher! Four, fineee... I'll behave for now.."
“One, I can’t imagine anything happening because I refuse to. Two, I’m questioning every single person on this list right now. Three, I have a feeling this will end up getting out of hand. Four, you better.”
"One, we'll at least I know you're loyal! Two, that's honestly a good thing.. Three, it will! But I won't over do it for now.. Four, anything for youuuuuu-"
"One, mhm.. I love that about you. Two, let's not talk about that? Three, ah I'm offended.. Four, yes yes, sorry! Seriously though, I'll do just about anything you ask me to." :3
"Darling, I've come about this close-" *Kelp held up a hand, his pointer finger and thumb almost touching as he smiled.* "-to stabbing a colleague for insulting you."
"It was some stupid grunt after a mission, apparently he'd seen you on a job that day and thought you seemed weak." *Kelp scowled a little, crossing his arms over his chest.* "I should've gone through with it. He'd have deserved it, ugh.."
“And you got that upset over that? It’s ok, Kelp…. They don’t know any better. I wouldn’t want you hurting yourself by beating them up or something just over that…”
*Kunikida took Kelp’s arms in his and squeezed, reassuringly.*
"But no one gets to insult you without consequences..! Especially not some random bastard in the Port.." *Kelp frowned a bit before pulling Kunikida a bit closer, pecking his cheek.*
"I don't mind a bit of pain if it means my darling is safe and happy." *Kelp grabbed Kunikida's hand and removed it from his chin, kissing his knuckles.*
"I dis~a~gree~ee~!" *Kelp smiled, grinning at the mark left on Kunikida's lips. He honestly forgot he was wearing lipstick. Pointing at Kunikida's lips, he tried not to laugh.* "You've got a little something.."
*Kunikida was going to respond but then looked at Kelp with confusion and rubbed his lips with his sleeve- with a lipstick stain appearing in the cuff.*
"You may be smart, but-" *Kelp hopped to his feet and grinned, speaking in a sing song voice.* "Are you fast enough to catch me~?" *Aaaand.. Kelp ran away. Speedy little brat.*
I have decided to give Kelp an orphan child but he'll kill me if I bring her to him so I have brought her to you instead! Her name is Ren and she is one, pretty please pass her on to Kelp
[Literally just.. hands him the baby and disappears?]
*Kunikida’s eyes widen and he nearly drops the baby. Of course, the baby started crying, and Kunikida immediately started soothing it, rubbing its chin while he dialed Kelp’s phone number. Luckily, the baby was calming down.*
*Kelp answered the phone fairly quickly, starting his usual cheerful greeting before cutting himself off at the crying noises.* "Helloooo dea- huh? Why does it sound like something is having a meltdown? Is everything alright?"
"... on my way." *Kelp hung up and hurried to get dressed as he'd been showering, tossing on a t-shirt and skirt with his usual platform boots, necklace, and gloves. Then he hurried along to grab his keys before hurrying outside and starting his bike.*
"So.. how exactly did you end up with a child in your arms?" *Kelp asked as he slipped through the doorway, brushing his hair back as it was messy from the ride over. His gaze was locked onto the baby.*
"... so someone told you to give me a baby and you took her??" *Kelp gently took the baby from Kunikida, hushing her and pulling his gloves off so he wouldn't get her dirty, her tiny fingers reaching for his necklace.* "I can't take care of a baby, I can hardly take care of myself."
"Hey, shh.. it's not your fault. I shouldn't have grumbled at you." *Kelp kissed Kunikida's temple as he pulled the blonde's arm to make him stop pacing, using one arm to hold the baby as she babbled, little hands fidgeting with his vest buttons curiously.* "I can figure out a solution later, okay? I can take care of her for a bit I guess.."
"Mhm. Were you told anything about her?" *Kelp booped the baby's nose, smiling a tiny bit as she cackled and threw her arms up, happily squealing. He glanced at Kunikida.* "Preferably something to do with her age, so I know what she should eat.."
"Mm.. hopefully she'll eat formula.." *Kelp muttered, more to himself than to anyone else. He moved to sit on the floor with the baby in his lap.* "Hey Kuni, would you mind running by a store to pick up diapers, formula mix, and some baby toys and clothes?" *Kelp had decided he wouldn't be giving the poor kid to an orphanage. He didn't want her to end up like him. Maybe they could find a good home for her, but she wasn't being left alone.*
*Kunikida went to the nearest store that would have everything he was looking for. He picked up some diapers, pacifiers, a few toys, some clothes, which he had way too much fun picking out- they were all adorable- some formula and bottles, and a few other things that might be helpful.*
*Kunikida picked up some orange chicken on his way home- for him and Kelp- knowing Kelp enjoyed it, and it was almost dinner time.*
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*After about an hour, Kunikida returned, carrying a few bags inside and shutting the door on his way in. He saw Kelp sleeping with the baby, and tried to stay quiet as he settled in.*
*Once Kunikida had returned, it didn't take long for Kelp to wake up. He's almost always a fairly light sleeper due to his assassin training. The man peeked one eye open, his arm over the baby so she wouldn't fall while asleep.* "Hey.."
*Kelp nodded a bit, quiet for a long moment before speaking up.* "We should probably think of something to call her, huh? We can't just keep saying calling her 'the baby'."
"We'll call her Ren for now, then!" *Kelp smiled and kicked his legs off the edge of the couch, looking down as Ren squirmed and whined, curling up.* "We can change it later if we want to."
"Here, kid.." *Kelp gave Ren the pacifier and she immediately calmed down, eyes closing after a moment. She was actually a pretty calm baby.* "So, uhm.. what do we do with her?"
“I mean- I don’t really want to bring her to an orphanage or anywhere like that… I want her to grow up in a caring family…. But… it would be difficult for us to care for her, considering we don’t technically live together and are work shifts are confusing… It wouldn’t be impossible though. We can make it work…”
"Well.. I am leaving the Port, so I'd be off a lot more.." *Kelp chewed on his nails, playing with the girl's hair.* "And my friends at the cafe could help watch her sometimes? They love kids."
"Still have to figure that part out.." *Kelp looked down, shyly rubbing the back of his neck as he tucked Ren into a soft of nest of blankets beside him. So he was planning to leave and just wing it from there.*
"Maybe." *Kelp looked down at Ren, smiling a tiny bit as he pet her hair. He seemed genuinely happy in that moment.* "I'm not sure how your coworkers would react. I'll definitely come to you, though!"
"If I do decide to join the agency, who would watch Ren?" *Kelp hesitated, then just decided to spit out his thoughs while making sure Ren wouldn't choke.* "We've been making it work with our jobs so far because I had night jobs in the Port while you work during the day, and I took Ren to the cafe with me, but.. we'll have the same work schedual if I join the Agency."
*Kunikida sighed and ran his hands through his hair.*
“I guess we could find a way to bring her? We aren’t on missions every day, so it might work out still… we can take turns being with her during the day as well? It would be difficult but it is possible…”
"That'll be.. a nice change. I've gotten used to daily missions." *Kelp stood and walked over to Kunikida, Ren babbling at squealing happily when she saw Kunikida.* "Pft- haha.. I think she likes you."
"Don't go stealing all my boyfriend's attention, kid." *Kelp laughed softly, kissing Kunikida's cheek. Ren just babbled and played with Kunikida's hand.*
*Kunikida laughed softly and gave Ren a little tickle.*
“Don’t worry Kelp, you know that once she is an asleep I’m all yours. Actually- I’m all yours all the time! AND also all of Ren’s- it just works like that.”
"Eh? How cruel!" *Kelp whined and stared up at Kunikida with a frown, looking like a kicked puppy as he held Ren. He may or may not think Kunikida was actually taking the food back.*
"... oh well, I shouldn't judge your quirks." *Kelp sighed as he fiddled with his sleeves, biting his tongue. This lie detector ability would definitely be annoying to deal with.*
“Well we can start now, but if there is any question you don’t want to answer, just let me know… I’ll start slow though… what do you really think of me?”
"Sure it's not." *Kelp muttered sarcastically, the bands on his wrists and neck that came with the ability glowing red to represent a lie, then turned back to white. He rolled his eyes at it but didn't comment.* "Mhm.. I think you're adorable, a sweetheart, and the best boyfriend I could have asked for, even if you are a bit bossy and stressed at times. You've made me a better person.." *He paused for a second.* "Gave me a reason to want to keep living." *The bands flashed green.*
"Babe, you really are." *Kelp shook his head a bit, the bands flashing green again. He then bit his lip and glanced away. He was a bit embarrassed at talking of his feelings.* "Next question?"
"I.. want to have a bright future, one where I can choose my own path." *Kelp furrowed his brows a bit, fidgeting with his hands.* "I want to be a good role model for the kid, and I want to be able to protect the people I care about."
((Uhhh- you could ask questions to do with his past?? Idk 😭))
*Kelp hesitated for a while, seemingly trying to think of a way to put this lightly.* "... it was fine, I guess. Never really knew my parents. Got taken in on the streets by this girl, Kelcy, when I was about.. two I think? She raised me until I joined the Port shortly after I turned seventeen, which is when she moved back to the USA."
"No, no. It's fine. Better for everything to not build up inside." *Kelp kissed Kunikida back, leaning down to bump his head against Kunikida's shoulder.*
"Well.. the girl who raised me was moving back to America, and Chuuya-sensei told me I could learn to protect the people I care about under his mentoring." *Kelp shyly looked away, shifting his feet against the ground. The cuffs lit up green.* "I didn't really have another option."
"Yeah. And I will leave. But I'll keep in touch with Chuuya, Akutagawa, and the others. I still care about them." *Kelp smiled back, fiddling with the currently green bands.* "The Port will always have a special place in my heart, but I have to leave to chase the future I want.. a future with you and Ren and Dazai."
"Eh... yeah, but most of my kills were just for jobs. You were probably defending people..." *Kelp pulled away from the kiss after a moment, tugging lightly at the lie detector cuffs.*
"I.. don't actually know. I stopped counting at 43 when I was 18.." *Kelp looked away with a huff.* "No where near the amount Dazai has. I know there's probably at least been a hundered something.."
"I plan to. Killing brings enemies, and enemies bring danger to the people I love." *Kelp paused, the cuffs lighting up green.* "It's fine. I don't enjoy my job, anyways.." *Red.*
"Ah.. I don't exactly enjoy the killing part." *Kelp looked away as the cuffs went green again.* "I just find it kind of pretty, and I sorta enjoy being out at night.. so I enjoy part of my job. And I like my other job, at the cafe.."
