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genshin party hcs except im meta now

i remembered i had tumblr again this is just for fun lmfao also not hcs on their friendships w each other but how they feel about my gameplay. im a freshman in college now.

alhaitham: hated looking for those stupid pupa things to ascend him but finds it convenient that his and nahida's artifacts are in the same domain. whenever he dies he cusses me out real bad (in his mind) for wasting all my pulls on flins when i had enough for guaranteed zhongli for a good shield. sorry alhaitham.

nahida: is surprisingly strong for the shit artifacts she has but never complains abt it, but tries to remind me to get more dendro gems so i can ascend her to 80. is excited when i swap her in for my wanderer team when i explore sumeru.

yelan: pretends not to mind being sidelined for alhaitham, but it irks her just a bit in like a salty way. she almost never gets used in my rotations unless alhaithams skill is on cool down, but she gets the job done quick enough. her and yae miko scissor off field.

yae miko: her and nahida kind of take care of the small mobs on their own, which she doesn't mind but makes fun of me for: "you don't want to tire alhaitham out so you're resorting to me?" terrible artifacts which she also makes fun of me for. her and yelan scissor off field.

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i have not been here in forever but i updated my party in genshin so i wanted to make a genshin party interaction hc like i did a million years ago. bc its fun.

razor and bennett: you guys are silly little goofballs but bennett has to heal razor like all the time. just bffs

razor and yelan: razor desperately wants to do as much dmg as yelan does bc hes the one who is lvl 90 and my main not her lol. yelan kinda doesn't really acknowledge him at first but quickly takes him as her student kinda (like lisa ig.)

razor and sucrose: silly little goofballs pt 2 except sucrose tries not to get them in trouble (fails). he brings her materials for her experiments. they bond bc they're always the first ones to die when i'm struggling in a fight (sorry guys)

bennett and yelan: kinda the same deal with razor except they're more besties bc vape do big dmg. they do some cringe high five afterward bc teamwork

bennett and sucrose: bennett doesn't really go near sucrose bc experiments and his bad luck are not compatible in the least. but they're buddies bc swirl helps vape do big dmg. (i like big dmg)

yelan and sucrose: sucrose and yelan are such girlies tgt like idk how to explain it. sucrose loves having a cool edgy role model and yelan likes sucrose bc she's refreshing (idk adjectives) we love the girlies

this was basically my other one but i swapped out xiao for yelan (sorry xiao). if this gets enough notes i'll go back to being active (jk maybe not)

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Genshin Party Things (personal party hcs)

Razor and Bennett: BFF's

Razor and Sucrose: Razor noticed that Sucrose has a fascination with all bones, so he starts saving the boar and bird bones he ended up with from dinner and started just handing them to her randomly so Sucrose loves him like a little brother and gives him head pats whenever he makes a bone delivery

Razor and Xiao: the Vigilant Yaksha is Razor's role model and keeps asking him to teach him how to fight better, and Xiao is just trying to ignore him but can't seem to avoid this pure wolf child and teaches him anyway

Bennett and Sucrose: they just stay away from each other because of Bennett's bad luck and Sucrose doesn't want him to get hurt with her experiments, but overall they get along pretty well and sucrose lowkey wants to make a potion to ward away his bad luck

Bennett and Xiao: Bennett is Apprentice Number 2 to Xiao and Xiao just thinks he should adopt both of them at this point. They sympathize a little with each other because of Xiao's karma and Bennett's horrible luck, but Bennett feels really bad Xiao has to go through all that

Xiao and Sucrose: They have mutual respect for each other, and are both awkward at communication. Xiao doesn't admit it but he finds Sucrose's chemistry work fascinating ("I have no interest in what mortals do, it serves no purpose to me) but he would never say that in front of her because he doesn't want her ears to droop.

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Albedo: I guess we could play 21 questions, I'll start

Albedo: What do you like to do in your free tim-

Kaeya: DORITOS COOL RANCH

Kaeya: Ok my turn are you a virgin?

EDIT: im only keeping this up bc it's one of my famous ones, yall don't know how much i want to delete this

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there is absolutely no heterosexual explanation for dreaming you are Cinderella and your bsf who's also a guy is Prince Charming and then y'all get married. very much fruity

EDIT: EURGH IM CRAWLING AT THE BARS OF MY ENCLOSURE WHY DID SO MANY OF YALL LIKE THIS

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what is more gay

being gay or whatever the fuck renga has going on

EDIT: please god make it end

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Diluc: When I first met you, I thought you were weird, and annoying

Diluc:

Kaeya:

Kaeya: aND?

Diluc: and you are

EDIT: there's no way i made a reference to the teen titans go movie.