I knew it. I KNEW IT WAS SUS FROM THE START. ESPECIALLY WITH HOW HYV KEPT EMPHASISING THAT HIS CRYO IS DIFFERENT.
TELL ME I'M NOT CRAZY.
I knew it. I KNEW IT WAS SUS FROM THE START. ESPECIALLY WITH HOW HYV KEPT EMPHASISING THAT HIS CRYO IS DIFFERENT.
TELL ME I'M NOT CRAZY.
Happy New Year of the Horse
kaeya, per request of @doukzu :)
i’ve been on a roll w merch design lately; hoping to get a good number done by the end of the year so i can stock up for the new year
if you have any requests for prints (any fandom) lmk in the comments of this post! it helps to keep my idea pool in one place, and i can’t guarantee i’ll see any reblogs
currently thinking up prints featuring everyone’s favorite deliverer…more than one set of evil lesbians…mayhaps even a certain k-pop trio…
Men who you can easily control and convince of things if you use your nuclear bombs, also known as your boobs.
There he was, sitting in that chair and reading documents for the past 4 hours. It is midnight and he still refuses to go to bed because those documents were apparently ‘really important’ and due tomorrow. Although you recognize his hardworking spirit, sometimes he takes it too far.
That’s why you used your biggest weapon.
You flashed him.
“I’m sorry, my love, but I really need to—” That exact moment of him finally turning his face to stare you back was when you lifted up your shirt, making him paralyze immediately.
His face was stoned at a perfect angle where he could clearly see and appreciate your breathing boobs, his eyes getting dry from the lack of blinking.
“Don’t you think you’ve worked a lot today already? You need have good-quality sleep if you want to work well…” You decided to act extra mean to him and used your hand to squeeze them in their favorite way.
He kept staring at your boobs in silence for some awkward seconds.
…
…
…
“Ok.” He immediately dropped his pen and jumped out of his chair and launched his mouth towards one of your breasts, taking it like he has been starving for it for years now.
Good luck dealing with him now.
Diluc, Heizou, Tartaglia, Itto, Wanderer, Kaeya, Wriothesley, Neuvillette, Capitano, Cyno, Sethos
Part ii ⋆。°✩ with Cyno, Wanderer, Kazuha, Kaeya
of if their partner gets turned into a cat~
(part i)
hope you enjoy ₊˚⊹ ᢉ𐭩
Headcanon that while Kaeya DOES speak Khaenri'an, it's like a rough modern version so every time he talks to Dain and Dain switches to Khaenr'ian, it's like talking to Shakespeare.
Dain: "’Tis passing strange to espy such monsters in this region"
Kaeya: "Can you say that again. Slowly."
And Dain just switches to common because he cannot be bothered sometimes
Him and Diluc encounter a ruin that has ancient Khaenr'ian written on it's walls and Diluc just stands there waiting for him to translate
Diluc: "...So?"
Kaeya: "Give me a minute oh my god. you try decoding ancient Mondstadt after not speaking the modern version consistently for 18 years"
“ you’re not alone .”
What is he thinking about? ❄️

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