Coolest.dad.ever.
By Daniel Hashimoto, a Dreamworks animator, who uses his professional skill set to make the best home videos ever.

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Coolest.dad.ever.
By Daniel Hashimoto, a Dreamworks animator, who uses his professional skill set to make the best home videos ever.
yoooooooooooooo
((hello hello there~))
((it's been awhile~))
♥ ((Of course, that would involve Masky just being the utter creep that he is. *see marble hornets entry 19 on youtube because essentially that's probably what would happen xD*))
((Omg I jumped when I watched one of those.))
.: The King rested on his side,sprawled out,eyes wide open.
He couldn’t sleep…
In his usual unintended vie for creepiness, the virus would watch, head cocked, body rippling with pixels, and emitting all the creepiness his code was made of. He actually probably had a question, but forgot, and was quite suddenly reduced to this mode. Which this time entailed a bunch of twitching, hovering, and utter weirdness.
Send a ❤ for my muse's reaction to yours in his/her bed
ANY KIND OF HATE
I have been seeing an accumulative amount of hate on my dash as of late and it is really disgusting and also triggering.
I don’t know how many times this has to be said in order for it to SINK IN
Were the majority of you raised in the jungle who don’t...
cynthiasbloodmanor answered: ((well hello there sexy, where you been? xD))
\OOC// For my dad, and odd jobs, and doing commissions here and there ._. finding a job in Utah is like finding a specific spec of dirt in the desert. buhuhuhu.
I like—to cosplay—a lot apparently xD (FLCL is the bomb dot com let’s not joke about this <3 )
((damn girl XD -pet- and yes flcl omfg -rolls-))
OOC// aside from all that~ we still need to rp sometime~ (flcl hnnng, oh my god hopefully I can pull of the bunny suit xD)
((yes, yes we do XD heads up cynthia is raging atm XD ))
OOC// I saw this! Briefly as I was scrolling x3 quite intense~!
cynthiasbloodmanor answered: ((well hello there sexy, where you been? xD))
\OOC// For my dad, and odd jobs, and doing commissions here and there ._. finding a job in Utah is like finding a specific spec of dirt in the desert. buhuhuhu.
I like—to cosplay—a lot apparently xD (FLCL is the bomb dot com let’s not joke about this <3 )
((damn girl XD -pet- and yes flcl omfg -rolls-))
OOC// aside from all that~ we still need to rp sometime~ (flcl hnnng, oh my god hopefully I can pull of the bunny suit xD)
cynthiasbloodmanor answered: ((well hello there sexy, where you been? xD))
OOC// Lots of hard work!! I usually try to plan ahead quite a ways for them.
For the next one I’m going to [Fandemonium in Nampa, ID] I’ll have King Candy of course, and possibly a cybug alternative of him, Jasper from The Zombie Hunters, Sasuke from Naruto (for my friend~ :3), Randy Boggs from MU, Pyramid Head from Silent Hill 2 And the one after that [Saboten Con in Phoenix, AZ] King Candy again, Haruko HaruHara (bunnygirl outfit) from FLCL, Possibly Randy again, Sarah from Labyrinth (again for my friend :3, they are her costumes), ummm and I dunno, I’ll possibly take Kululu to that one> I will definitely take a lot of pictures! Though they usually end up on FB/DeviantArt or sometimes my cosplay blog when I’m not too distracted xD.
((Clearly, man where do you work to afford all of this? Damn XD
and dude that is a serious impressive list (aaaaah FLCL -squee-) can’t wait to see them, also, have fun! XDD))
OOC// For my dad, and odd jobs, and doing commissions here and there ._. finding a job in Utah is like finding a specific spec of dirt in the desert. buhuhuhu. I like--to cosplay--a lot apparently xD (FLCL is the bomb dot com let's not joke about this <3 )
The game glitches around you...
"Ah so e̷as͞i͢ly͞ ͏o̧f̶f͟en̶ḑe͝d?͠" He rested his chin on his palm, "So ̶whát͏ b͢rin̨g̢s you t̢o̕ t̸h́i̴s ĺove҉ly̸ cor̨rupt̷ed͠ plaće̕~̴?͠ Certainly not me~ as it’s quite clear I am̴ ḑes̡p͞i̕s͠ed~ h͟oo̸ ́ho͠o͠!͜" He watched the other calmly, even though his glitch made him tense every few moments, he was lucky to have found a good source of sustenance recently so that he didn’t lose all of his control on it. He’d had to take quite the break, staying in hiding while he fixed his problem. It was nice to be back, especially when he could bother people again~!
Viral looks down, another severe glitch killed his anger. He lowers his head to the ground and sighs, I̵͙͇ͭ̆̓ͅ’̢̹̗ͦ̈́m̞̩̽͒ͧͥ̈̂ ̻̖̠͕̤̜ͣͪ̐̄ͥͯ́s̰̣͍͇̈̊̌̊͆̆͐ȯ̞̯͙̈ ̻̻̖͉̮̆ͮh̡̝͋̂ủ͇̮͕͌ͣ͆̂ͯ̏ͅͅn̬ͯͭ̔̎ͤ̋͋gͭ̃ͣ͌r̳̫̥͓͈̟̹ͪͬ̌͂ͮ̍ͪy̓͜.̞͇͗ͤ͊̃̽ͤ.̠̩ͨ̓͊ͥͮ̊.̈́̌̎̂̋͟
He scratches at the dirt, all his malice gone. He just seemed almost depressed. A͓͚̦͙̜̘̰f͙͚̲͍̭̖̺t̖̦͇e҉̦̳̹͖͇͖r̟̹̥̗ͅ ͓̣̟̖L̸u̟̺r͓͞ͅk͖̖̮er̥͓̙ ̡͔̫̦̦̠͕k̲̫̘̫̤̭̕i҉̱̰l̮͈̹l͈̩̲̗̙e̤͙̠̮̜d͇̭ ͖m̢̰̤͈̟̝͔̠e̸̘̙̹̝̝͚.̺̜̘̙̦͔͓.͉̻.̝̳̣͡H͏̞͙̠̖E̹͖̯̟̰ͅ ̡̭̻w̳̲͓̥̤̣o̦͉̤̕ͅn̠’̠̰͙̲͕t̗͖̖̜̲́ ̙̤̬̪̝̀l̶̗̥̤̱͖e̝̮̮̗̱̦t ͈̼͈͉̭̣̞m̮e͕̙̫͎͕͜ͅ ̶̥o̥͎f͔͍͎̤̲̹̲f ̟͇̼̱̼̤t̴̹̗̜̜o ͓̪ẹ̤̠̙̝̹a̪̪͚̺̮̤t̟̠̭͜.̶.̶̺͖̙.͏̼̹͇͎̦̳a͎̖̮͈̜̕n̫̱d͎́ ͚́b̳̙͎͓̭̬̘á̬̞r͎͖̲̪è̺̱̱̮l̥̯͈̜̯͍y̯͇̣̥ ͙̦̜f͈̦̦̜̠̬͇e̩̯̞͜é̥͉̗͇̤d̥̱̯͉s̡͖̘ ͖͍͚m̶̩͈̙͍e͝ ̻̩̲͕̲e͙̰ͅń̪͚o̮͍̯͚̗u̡͚̯̜̱̞̙g̖͈h̺̯͈̲̱̳̙.̠ͅ.͟ͅ.͎̮̘͖"̢̼̪͎̠̤͕͇
He sighs and stares blankly at him.
He cocked his head slowly, "You tell me this a̵s͢ ̨if yo̧u̶ ̷ex̕pe̕ct ͡me to do śơme̡thing a͢b̷out ̡i҉t?" He wasn't exactly the charitable sort, and abiding that, he very well couldn't allow the other to have him as a snack. He still had cybug genes, the possibility of merging and making their codes even more unstable was incredibly high. "p̛er͢hap͠s̵ yơu ne͢ed̶ to find a news҉th--͝na̶c̕k͏i͠n̛g option?"
cynthiasbloodmanor answered: ((well hello there sexy, where you been? xD))
OOC// Oh you know, just sharing my sexy with the world outside of tumblr, they can only handle me in small increments though so I’m back while I give the ovaries and boners a rest. …or the alternative that I’ve just been a busy bee trying to get cosplays done and crying over budgeting for conventions and the like. You know, the works xD But option A sounds cooler so >A>
((option A is the happier side of life XDD
so youre getting ready for other cons? (good lord how do you afford all that? damn girl XD) what you going as? owo take pictures? I wanna see -wiggle- ))
OOC// Lots of hard work!! I usually try to plan ahead quite a ways for them. For the next one I'm going to [Fandemonium in Nampa, ID] I'll have King Candy of course, and possibly a cybug alternative of him, Jasper from The Zombie Hunters, Sasuke from Naruto (for my friend~ :3), Randy Boggs from MU, Pyramid Head from Silent Hill 2 And the one after that [Saboten Con in Phoenix, AZ] King Candy again, Haruko HaruHara (bunnygirl outfit) from FLCL, Possibly Randy again, Sarah from Labyrinth (again for my friend :3, they are her costumes), ummm and I dunno, I'll possibly take Kululu to that one> I will definitely take a lot of pictures! Though they usually end up on FB/DeviantArt or sometimes my cosplay blog when I'm not too distracted xD.
cynthiasbloodmanor answered: ((well hello there sexy, where you been? xD))
OOC// Oh you know, just sharing my sexy with the world outside of tumblr, they can only handle me in small increments though so I'm back while I give the ovaries and boners a rest. ...or the alternative that I've just been a busy bee trying to get cosplays done and crying over budgeting for conventions and the like. You know, the works xD But option A sounds cooler so >A>
OOC// Going to be slow~
The game glitches around you...
He giggled, cocking his head, the ever smiling mask gazing down on them bemusedly, "Oh̶ I͜ don͏’t̸ doubt y̡ouŕ gl͠ųt͞t̀o̷n̕o̷u͘s ͘h͡a͏b́íts̀, I’m certain you w͡oùld i̵nges͞t ̶mein̸ á secon҉d i̕f you had the opportunity." He glitched down, perched on his candy cane like he weighed nothing, "I͏ ̴ha̕ve ̵tơ w͝onder why pe͝o̧ple ͜c̵ontinue͢ to waņd̛er̸ he̵r̵e,̶ t̶h͟e͡se̴ f͢or͞e͟s͟t҉s̢ a̶re͢ ͠ǹo̶t̴ a ̶p̧lac͏e for̕ ̢r̢ipe and healthy codes to be perusing~"
G̡̼̞̭͇̺͈̝̹̥͋ͩͤͩ͋̎̍̊̏ͦ͊ͨ̅̐̚̚L̛̲̳̦͖͓͚͙͕̺͂̏ͣ̌̇̍̍̈ͦ̂̀͝͡U̓̽̅̀̾̕͝͏̛̗̞̖̼͙̹͇̭͔͍̪̮͇̜͚͇̼ͅT̸̵̻̬̥̳̪̬͉͇̙̘̜͉̤̜͔̤̉̅ͤ̚͞͝T̷̷̨̛͔̖̹̘̼ͥͯ̓̽̔ͦ̎͋̋̓ͦͪͥ̎̚͜O̪̤͉̬͉̠̖̥̯͊̈́̍̏͆̿̇͂ͪ̅ͪͬ͐̍́͒ͭ̀̀͢͝ͅN̢͕̼̟̯̆̓̎̇̐͑̓͐̈́͑̑͌͐͌̄ͯ̑͘͝O͕͔̳̺̲̩͕ͣ͛̃̾ͬ͛ͩ̒̒̃̒͑̐ͫͭ́́̕̕͞Ư̵̻̗̞̣̩̖͓̝͛ͭ͒ͤ̍ͣͯͬ̋̔̌̊̑̀ͪ͌ͫ̾S͒̈ͤͪ̽ͪ̑̇ͤ̽͛̿̐ͨ̐͏͖͚͙̤̥̭̼̳̤̮͝!̛͊͗ͮ̌͒ͭ͢͏̭̳͖̺͖̭̤̲̼̘ͅ?̴̛͓̱̬͖̠̞̮͍̪̼̣͕͉̟̘̘͆̃ͣͦ̐̑͒̄̒͜!̵̨̡̨̛̤͔̯̯̯͇̻̥̎̎ͤ̆̏͛̽͊͊ͮ̚
Viral screams in rage, but a blue glitch forces him to his knees, D̼̻̮̳͈̬̻̄̿̈́ͨ̀̋ͯa͎̠̙̪̓̎̿͂͂̒m̗̥͐ͮ̀ņ̳͈̒̈́̀ĭ̠̹̩̤̘͛̐ͥͮ̌͠t̟̤͚͕̠͋̏̽̄ͦ͆̓.̥͗͊̀̽.ͮ̔̍͆.̰̯̰̋ͤ͛͐͒̋ͥm͆̃͋ͫ̅͑̋҉̮͙y̱̗̰̐ͫ̑̃ͅ ͎̟̟̝̱̜̠ͭͭ̕h̡̦̹͙̥̣͇̜̍̊͂ͩ̽ö͈̪̭̹̞̣̹ṣ̰̻͇̺̗̯ͨͤ̾ͭ̇͜t̥̱̗̯̉͂ͮ̓͡ ͇̟w̧̠͉͓͇̺̎͂ͬ̊̋o̧̖n̙͚͚̮͎͈̰͒͑̇̒ͫͥ’̶̺̙̖̹̬̘̎͆̿̈ͫ̎̍t͇͍̭̣̆̈́̽ͥ ̴̳̈́͌ͭ͗͛ͯ̚a̼ͤͪͯl̦̰͇̦̩̙̂̍̌ͅl̷̲̭͈o̠̺̱͡ẁ҉̥̹ ̬̪͉͙ͪͯ̕m̥̩͖̠̔͂ͤ̾ͤͅe͚̼͚͈̹ͤ͢ ̥̰̤̠ͬ̃͜t͇̖͖̜ͭͮ͂ͪͪͧ͠ó̙̼ ̤͓͋ͨ̐̊͞f͉̗̏ͅè̒ͦ̆ͣ̈́̚͜a̢̗̯͕̪̩̰̻ͩ̃͒͆͂̇s͎ͦ͑ͨͭͯ́t̴̎.̙̘͔̞̪̥ͮ̓̿ͯ̈.̗͉̜͍̜̙.̲̯̼̳͔̝̩ͫ͛̀̍̌̚.
He glares at him, growling and bristling. A possible meal and Jet had rigged his coding to forbade his transformation. He spits and anger and shook, venomous red eyes stare at that mask.
"Ah so e̷as͞i͢ly͞ ͏o̧f̶f͟en̶ḑe͝d?͠" He rested his chin on his palm, "So ̶whát͏ b͢rin̨g̢s you t̢o̕ t̸h́i̴s ĺove҉ly̸ cor̨rupt̷ed͠ plaće̕~̴?͠ Certainly not me~ as it's quite clear I am̴ ḑes̡p͞i̕s͠ed~ h͟oo̸ ́ho͠o͠!͜" He watched the other calmly, even though his glitch made him tense every few moments, he was lucky to have found a good source of sustenance recently so that he didn't lose all of his control on it. He'd had to take quite the break, staying in hiding while he fixed his problem. It was nice to be back, especially when he could bother people again~!
The game glitches around you...
You think you saw a white figure shimmering into being but you’re not sure if it’s just your mind playing tricks on you with the candy cane trees. However, the other thing is up in the trees, and it appeared there so randomly it startled you. ”D͜ìd ̸y͘o̶u ̴m͟͡i̵͘͟s͘s̴͟͠ ͠m̡͏͏e̕?"
Well, another day, another time she was in the game yet again. She has not been here for a while, so the sweetness in the air hit her nose in an instant. It was not that hard to get used to though, as she enjoyed being here. The candy and the bright colors everywhere tended to make her feel better when she was down, with the music repeating itself far in the background of Sugar Rush. Though, as she was walking, she could have sworn she saw something appear, then disappear on the candy cane trees. Oh no. Oh no. no. no. no. no. It can’t be. The last time she saw something like that, it almost scared the lives out of her. Though, she was sure not to let her nerves get the best of her. She knew he could glitch back and forth, so she was prepared…hopefully.
Finally, it re-appeared again, and she recognized him. She crossed her arms and smirked a bit. “Well, there you are." Amber started. “Decided to give scaring people a rest for a while?"
He snickered gleefully, "O҉h̛ ̨not ͞really̴~" came the mused response, "I was a ͝bit ̛un͡d͠e͜r t̡h͟e ẁeàt̶he͜r͠ and I simply c̴a͝nn̨ot͜ h̀av͡e ҉t͘h̷a͢t͡, scaring people is still u͏nd͢e͝ņįabl͝y ̴en͜j̧òyabl͢e͡" He swung and glitched down from the tree, "While I do e̶njo҉y͢ sca̴ri̕ng̶, it's usually f̧or̡ t͜he̸ ̛b̛et̵ter̢ -- better me than t̛hȩ o͝peŕatǫr~"
The game glitches around you...
"My my my͜, ̢it̵’͜s bèe͏n ̶awhile͞" He remains up high in the branches, pixels rippling and sporatic. ”Any l̷u͠ck͟ on that v͢o̡ra̶c͜íǫús ap̸p͜e͠titè of ͘y̴ou͏r͏s?" Referring to their previous encounter and Viral’s attempt at attacking him.
Viral growls in anger, "͖̻̰̤͔̆̍̽̚N̳͚̯̘͉͓̠̓̄ͤ̊ͥͮͤ͐o̗̠̞̫͎̩̰ͨ͑̈̐̽͑ͦt̪͔̿̀ͥ̊̍h̼̫̬̰͂̉̓ͮ̄ͧi̻̫̥̟̘ͣ̒ͬn̳͛͛͆ͅg̗̯͍̹̫ͬͣ̓ ̯͇̼ͬͫ̌͐͑̿̊ͦ̚h͎͚̳͖̘͖̉̐͋͐̽͛̈́å̻͚̺̱ͭ͋͐ͤͩͥs̳̦̜͌̈ͩ̓̇ͪ̎ ͇̤̹̂̿͐̄̀C̩̻̝ͣ̊̏̔̇ͣ̅Ḣ̬̠̯̲̯͉͊ͬ̔Å̼͉̬̖̫͈̳̻̿̍͛N̟̳͚͇͕͊ͦ̈́͑̉̇G̖͓̽̐ͤ̔̇͒̑ͮ̏E̗͈̺̳̣̜̳̥̽̈́̂D͕̣̱̙͛̀͋͒̃ͩͬͥͅ!͖̲͈͚̍ͪ̿̅̆͋̎̉ ̗͈͔̲̰͙̂ͦ͗̍̒Y̹̰̠ͨ͋̓o̲̥͒̎ͥͤͫͣ́ͥu̻̥̫̇̀̋̇̈ ͔͙̖̠̙̙͔̾̈͊́ͯt̺̲̞͙̦͊̇̋ͪͭ͊ͯ̓ͥh̺͉ͣ̅ĭ̝̦͙̣̪̟͉̈ͤ̇ͩ̏ͩͪń̩͙͔̳̯ͤ̀͑͗ͤͤk̲̙̞̙͚ͣ͂̍ͯ̃̿ͦ̚ ̙ͪ͐͂ͨ̑͐ͭm̟̞ͥ̅y̳̝͚̟̲̬ͥ̈̈ͅ ͖͔̆ͦ͑̇̾̾ͧh͖̬̥͎̑ͣͧ͆͊͊ͩ͗u̹̟̳͉̒ͧͅn̜̝̾̆̓ͧ̚ǧ̱̲͙͉̿́̏̓͋͋ͭe̻̣̟̣̣͚̳̫͌ͅr͍̲̠̞͂̎̂ ͇̟̦͚͈̰͍͆͒c̠͙ͦͦ̀̇ě͓̫̉͛a͈̖̫͎̘͖̫ͤͭ̉̃̑s̺͙̤̼̮̐̋̐̑e͓̺̥̯̰̜͌̀̓̒̇̃̽͒s̯̄͑͛̓ͪ̚?͕̫͉̙̩̾ͥ͂̄͒̆ͨ̿ ̝̟̤͕͙̳͖̍͆Ḻ̦̩̖̮̖̠̊̃ͦ͂ͭͣi̤̬̭̟̫̝ͮͩ̉̔̓̀̾k̞̖͉̝̣̭͌̑ȇ̟̮̪͚̝̰̇ͦͭ͒̌͆͛ ͎̜̳̘͒̈̅h̙͍͚̤̽ͣ̅̄ͤ͛ͭȅ̮͓̬̥͕͖̝͂̆̽͊̍ͅl̩̰͈̙ͥͦ̿̏̒ͪ̋̅l̠̲̻̰̠̈͋ͧ͗ͫ̂!̘͔̙̟̀̎̍́͛"̘̳͔̞̤͈ͫ͒̉̌͋̓ͣͭͭ
He huffs in irritation. How dare he poked fun at his hunger, "̖̙̙̘̦L̛uc̘̺̠̞͎̺͇k̸̗͎͇̹̞͔y̦̗̝̥̼̰̫͜ ̳̞̣͍͍f̭̳̤͕or̪̮͓̖͎̭ͅ y̞̳̤͜ǫ̮͈͕̺̭ͅo̪̞̥̜͎̦oo̰̘͍̥͉̣̬̕ṷ͎͡ ͍̼̖m͎͎̤y̡̹̠̮̘̜̖ ̵͉̮͇̩̤̺h̰͓os̡t̙͚̺̗̼ ̻͓̻̩̠f̻̳̣e͖̲͖͕d̛͓ ̪̙̥̰̥̦m̲̠̞̟̣̖e̤̯̲̲ͅ ̲̣͕͕̀a̡͍͚l͚̣̱̣̭̼̻͜r̗̞̮̭è͓̺a͍d͢y͓!͚̩̗̮̬̰̹"҉̪̖̮
He giggled, cocking his head, the ever smiling mask gazing down on them bemusedly, "Oh̶ I͜ don͏'t̸ doubt y̡ouŕ gl͠ųt͞t̀o̷n̕o̷u͘s ͘h͡a͏b́íts̀, I'm certain you w͡oùld i̵nges͞t ̶mein̸ á secon҉d i̕f you had the opportunity." He glitched down, perched on his candy cane like he weighed nothing, "I͏ ̴ha̕ve ̵tơ w͝onder why pe͝o̧ple ͜c̵ontinue͢ to waņd̛er̸ he̵r̵e,̶ t̶h͟e͡se̴ f͢or͞e͟s͟t҉s̢ a̶re͢ ͠ǹo̶t̴ a ̶p̧lac͏e for̕ ̢r̢ipe and healthy codes to be perusing~"
Reblog if you're okay with NSFW.
>u> im MORE than okay with NSFW~
IF YOU EVER MAKE NSFW OF MY OCS EVER I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER