Alacar Helsng

A specializer in beginnings after tragic endings.

[alacarhelsng]

I bet you draw before you upkeep don't you [redacted]

That very much depend on how hard I'm being tapped

[alacarhelsng]

I HOLD PRIORTITY, [REDACTED]

.............

[knavestrolls]

I play her in defense mode face up and end my turn with 2 fire energy left

[alacarhelsng]

Mhm mhm, very fair but have you considered

EATS YOUR CARD

[alacarhelsng]

I HOLD PRIORTITY, [REDACTED]

.............

[alacarhelsng]

[redacted] do you pay the 1

No, draw you your last pathetic card my dear

[alacarhelsng]

i heard [redacted's] a whore, i heard they don't even let the stack resolve

I am always up for a fun time and can be easily convinced So I suppose I am. Though ending the turn to stop the stack is always very funny.

[alacarhelsng]

[*holding [redacted] at gun point* splain Xannax's powers]

You are aware that will do nothing right child? Ok the off chance that you could even FIND me which I doubt you can, such a weapon would be ineffective and honestly rather amusing.

But fine I shall humor you, Xannax is very precious and you already know the rest

[alacarhelsng]

p𖤓tat𖤓

I don't know why you are asking about a potato, I feel as though you may have more to worry about

[alacarhelsng]

[Seer.] [The D𖤓ct𖤓r] [Seer] [My fav𖤓rite t𖤓y.]

A queen of sight comes to awareness. Her vision slowly expands to encompass her surroundings. As the pain sets in, her vision surges through the world. As the revelation dawns, her vision bleeds through the universe. Amusements trickles through, and her vision touches the void.

BEAUJE?!

Panic, Rage, worry, Eyes; technicolored eyes of emotions. Beauje wh@t h@ppened?! Where '@re you? Why c@n't I see you?! WHO DID THIS?!?!

[alacarhelsng]

Hey, K'Lypso! Nice to meet you! I'm sorry to make your acquaintance at such an inappropriate time, but I think I might need your help-

Do you happen to know anything about a troll by the name of Minnie? Someone went missing a little while ago, and she may have an idea of what's going on with them. Would you be able to help me, by any chance?

Yeah I might no wwho you're talking about, wwhose asking? And wwhy should I tell you?

[alacarhelsng]

I MEANT LOOK AT IT IN STUFF AND THINGS YOU DORK

You should have been more specific, I was only being a loving and caring husband to my amazing and talented soulmate

[drunksatyr]

We drink respect Johnny Storm juice here.

Really liked The Fantastic Four: The First Steps and how it treated Johnny, does it show?

[alacarhelsng]

Look at this amazing and incredibly art my Partner made.

It was because Johnny was the best part of the new movie clearly

You're totally amazing baby

[alacarhelsng]

I attacked my love!

[knavestrolls]

I have no husband and suddenly no dead trolls and no plot and no left toe.

and no Liston which really sucks I can't believe he'd just abandon his 700 children like this

@alacarhelsng answer for your sins. your bit stealing sins

[alacarhelsng]

I would like to keep this bit going Y~Y sadly I can't because I promices to watch both Youtube and tiktok with you I must forfeit my right to the bit It was fun while it lasted but I've been condemned to SUFFER!!

[knavestrolls]

in the call right now: "In fairness right-" "eldritch horror versus omnipotent queen-" "In fairness she didn't do anything wrong!"

[lashysdomain]

rnthyu's response is just

"didn't pass the vibe check."

[alacarhelsng]

I'm being attacked and bullied for one of my Muses caring about her ex T^T this is mean

[knavestrolls]

you put that sad lil meow meow pathetic face away

[alacarhelsng]

QwQ but you're being mean to me and telling me you hate me and my character is bad and that you're going to steal my knees because yours don't work

[knavestrolls]

YOU TAKE MY BIT

MY BIT

MY BIT THAT YOU YELL AT ME EVERY TIME ABOUT

I'm filing for divorce and I'm taking Qimzal and Xanax in the divorce and leaving you JUST Liston.

how DARE YOU

[alacarhelsng]

You can't have Xannax because you can't spell his name right and it's not your bit, because my knees still work so I'd be stealing yours for trophies at best!

[knavestrolls]

in the call right now: "In fairness right-" "eldritch horror versus omnipotent queen-" "In fairness she didn't do anything wrong!"

[lashysdomain]

rnthyu's response is just

"didn't pass the vibe check."

[alacarhelsng]

I'm being attacked and bullied for one of my Muses caring about her ex T^T this is mean

[knavestrolls]

you put that sad lil meow meow pathetic face away

[alacarhelsng]

QwQ but you're being mean to me and telling me you hate me and my character is bad and that you're going to steal my knees because yours don't work

[knavestrolls]

in the call right now: "In fairness right-" "eldritch horror versus omnipotent queen-" "In fairness she didn't do anything wrong!"

[lashysdomain]

rnthyu's response is just

"didn't pass the vibe check."

[alacarhelsng]

I'm being attacked and bullied for one of my Muses caring about her ex T^T this is mean

[alacarhelsng]

Well K'lypso there's a little anglerfish that a big old deep sea troll speaks to. And that anglerfish told me that the deep sea troll is named Cabage and has a friend named K'lypso!

Why are you so worried about where I heard it? :)

Yeah that all sounds like a bunch of made up garbage Listen, I adore Cabage but I doubt you spoke wwith them They are sadly a massivve shut in Also I wwanted to see if you'd be honest or spout a bunch of wworthless bullshit I guess I got my answwer didn't I?