alacriousCadaver @alacriouscadaver - Tumblr Blog

Made an account I guess. Darcel Malroy, He/They.

cAn A mAn NoT :3 iN pEaCe

Not in my inbox you can't. What do you want?

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:3

What do you want.

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hey check it out you're on trollwikipedia

https://al.trollwikipedia.org/wiki/2023_Genericlab_explosion

Oh yeah I died there.

Cutely replaces your balls with cartoon bombs uwu

what.

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catboy

No. Stop it.

#grumblr #I am not a catboy.#That's the other version of me.

...h-hewwo?

Hello?

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-AP

Stealing my damn brand and you're not even doing it right. _[, ' ]z

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alacriouscadaver

OKAY HAI EITHER YEWR JUST ANOTHA PERSON WITH THA SAME NAME AND I'M LONNA LEWK AN IDIOT OR I SWEAR TO GAWD I USED TO KNOW YEW?? ITS ME TAYAHE?? HELLO??? I SWEAR TO GAWD YOU LEGITIMATELY DIED IN THAT FUCKEN LABSPLOSION WHERE THA HELL HAVE YEW BEEN???

-@commoncognition

Holy shit Tayahe? Damn it's been a while. Also yeah, I died. Got better. Don't ask. How have you been?

commoncognition

OH THANK DA GAWDS I GOT DA RIGHT PERSON ANYWAYS FUCK DO YEW MEAN DONT ASK HAVE YEW JUST BEEN POSSESSIN SOMEONE ELSE DA WHOLE TIME OR

alacriouscadaver

Basically. I died, became a ghost, ended up in this place called the dreambubbles which is a part of a reality bending game called Sgrub, got a metal heart surgically swapped out for my real heart that kinda made me alive but not really, started playing the Sgrub game, eventually died a whole bunch more times before my ex who is also the grim reaper got tired of my shit and properly revived me. So yeah. That's about it.

alacriouscadaver

Okay I know that sounds absolutely insane just bear with me okay.

commoncognition

YEW LOST ME AT THE HEART SURGERY AND FULLY DROPPED ME AT THE PAILIN DEATH BUT IM BEARING WITH YEW AS MUCH I CAN PAL I KNOW IVE BEEN IN SOME WEIRD SHIT SINCE YEWVE BEEN GONE

alacriouscadaver

What's been going on in your life?

commoncognition

LAWTTA SHIT I CANT REALLY YAP TEW HARD ABOUT HERE ON THA WEBZYNET BUT IT WAZZA WEIRD FUCKEN WIPE ILL TELL YEW THAT

alacriouscadaver

Damn alright. You still got Trollian? We could talk there instead. It'd be nice to chat properly again. [^ ^]

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alacriouscadaver

OKAY HAI EITHER YEWR JUST ANOTHA PERSON WITH THA SAME NAME AND I'M LONNA LEWK AN IDIOT OR I SWEAR TO GAWD I USED TO KNOW YEW?? ITS ME TAYAHE?? HELLO??? I SWEAR TO GAWD YOU LEGITIMATELY DIED IN THAT FUCKEN LABSPLOSION WHERE THA HELL HAVE YEW BEEN???

-@commoncognition

Holy shit Tayahe? Damn it's been a while. Also yeah, I died. Got better. Don't ask. How have you been?

commoncognition

OH THANK DA GAWDS I GOT DA RIGHT PERSON ANYWAYS FUCK DO YEW MEAN DONT ASK HAVE YEW JUST BEEN POSSESSIN SOMEONE ELSE DA WHOLE TIME OR

alacriouscadaver

Basically. I died, became a ghost, ended up in this place called the dreambubbles which is a part of a reality bending game called Sgrub, got a metal heart surgically swapped out for my real heart that kinda made me alive but not really, started playing the Sgrub game, eventually died a whole bunch more times before my ex who is also the grim reaper got tired of my shit and properly revived me. So yeah. That's about it.

alacriouscadaver

Okay I know that sounds absolutely insane just bear with me okay.

commoncognition

YEW LOST ME AT THE HEART SURGERY AND FULLY DROPPED ME AT THE PAILIN DEATH BUT IM BEARING WITH YEW AS MUCH I CAN PAL I KNOW IVE BEEN IN SOME WEIRD SHIT SINCE YEWVE BEEN GONE

alacriouscadaver

What's been going on in your life?

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alacriouscadaver

OKAY HAI EITHER YEWR JUST ANOTHA PERSON WITH THA SAME NAME AND I'M LONNA LEWK AN IDIOT OR I SWEAR TO GAWD I USED TO KNOW YEW?? ITS ME TAYAHE?? HELLO??? I SWEAR TO GAWD YOU LEGITIMATELY DIED IN THAT FUCKEN LABSPLOSION WHERE THA HELL HAVE YEW BEEN???

-@commoncognition

Holy shit Tayahe? Damn it's been a while. Also yeah, I died. Got better. Don't ask. How have you been?

commoncognition

OH THANK DA GAWDS I GOT DA RIGHT PERSON ANYWAYS FUCK DO YEW MEAN DONT ASK HAVE YEW JUST BEEN POSSESSIN SOMEONE ELSE DA WHOLE TIME OR

alacriouscadaver

Basically. I died, became a ghost, ended up in this place called the dreambubbles which is a part of a reality bending game called Sgrub, got a metal heart surgically swapped out for my real heart that kinda made me alive but not really, started playing the Sgrub game, eventually died a whole bunch more times before my ex who is also the grim reaper got tired of my shit and properly revived me. So yeah. That's about it.

alacriouscadaver

Okay I know that sounds absolutely insane just bear with me okay.

#grumblr

alacriouscadaver

OKAY HAI EITHER YEWR JUST ANOTHA PERSON WITH THA SAME NAME AND I'M LONNA LEWK AN IDIOT OR I SWEAR TO GAWD I USED TO KNOW YEW?? ITS ME TAYAHE?? HELLO??? I SWEAR TO GAWD YOU LEGITIMATELY DIED IN THAT FUCKEN LABSPLOSION WHERE THA HELL HAVE YEW BEEN???

-@commoncognition

Holy shit Tayahe? Damn it's been a while. Also yeah, I died. Got better. Don't ask. How have you been?

commoncognition

OH THANK DA GAWDS I GOT DA RIGHT PERSON ANYWAYS FUCK DO YEW MEAN DONT ASK HAVE YEW JUST BEEN POSSESSIN SOMEONE ELSE DA WHOLE TIME OR

alacriouscadaver

Basically. I died, became a ghost, ended up in this place called the dreambubbles which is a part of a reality bending game called Sgrub, got a metal heart surgically swapped out for my real heart that kinda made me alive but not really, started playing the Sgrub game, eventually died a whole bunch more times before my ex who is also the grim reaper got tired of my shit and properly revived me. So yeah. That's about it.

#grumblr

OKAY HAI EITHER YEWR JUST ANOTHA PERSON WITH THA SAME NAME AND I'M LONNA LEWK AN IDIOT OR I SWEAR TO GAWD I USED TO KNOW YEW?? ITS ME TAYAHE?? HELLO??? I SWEAR TO GAWD YOU LEGITIMATELY DIED IN THAT FUCKEN LABSPLOSION WHERE THA HELL HAVE YEW BEEN???

-@commoncognition

Holy shit Tayahe? Damn it's been a while. Also yeah, I died. Got better. Don't ask. How have you been?

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malroypilled darcel

Why.

#What is this.#Is everyone doing this now?#Is it some form of disease?#Viruspilled annoyingmaxxer?#God what the hell am I doing with my life.