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"There is magic, but you have to be the magician. You have to make the magic happen." - Sidney Sheldon [Currently independent Young!Valant Gramarye Roleplay Blog! Set after the Gramarye murder case, Zak is missing- but flexible to interact with other timelines. ]

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Anywhere safe in your home is best- the more alone the better. You’ll need that hat, and as many blankets as you can muster up. Go. Go! Quickly! Run! Get to it, ándale!

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An daley? Wha-? Oh.

Okay I am on the job and I will ot fall. I will do it quickly and in good time yessir.

So wait what part of this will bring about a Gavin.

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This trick will bring about the Good Gavin Charm as a result of temporal modification! Gavins will have a natural attraction towards you for the next day or so until it's effects wear out.  Tell me as soon as you've got the ingredients.

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I HAVE A HAT.

AS TRUE AS THE SCOOTIES OF MYA BABUGUU. So I have to lay down somewhere okay I can dototally do that like on my own. Would my living room be okay ro something or does it have to be m bed because stranger danger and I have two lovers who love me alot.

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Anywhere safe in your home is best- the more alone the better. You'll need that hat, and as many blankets as you can muster up. Go. Go! Quickly! Run! Get to it, ándale!

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Poisonedbynailpolish has joined the audience!

Bonjour, guten tag, ciao, I could say my greetings in a million different languages, but none would work quite so well as that of magic! Check in your hair, my dear, you'll find a flower made it's way there in the course of this introduction.

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He's off his face.

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I’ll do it! I’ll do anything! What do i need! Jut say the words and I’m there, man.

Straight up.

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First things first, you need a safe place to lie down. Nobody can see you perform this part. Get your derriere somewhere quiet so we can move onto the next step. You've got yourself a hat, yes? 

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YELLOW MAN, TEACH ME THINGS!

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It's a very intense trick, Wright. I don't know if your body could handle it. You might go back a few years. It's a dangerous one. And you need some particular materials.

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You acn DO THATN?

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Wright, my good man. How would you feel about learning a magic trick?

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alakadaaaaaaaamn liked your post: I know I’m drink when I call VAlant “vant" out…

IN THE TING YOU WERE MY DRINKING BUDDY

YEAH

RABITS AN CARDS AND SHIT FLYING EVEYRHWIRE

CAN YOU MAKE A HOOKER APPEAR OUT OF NOWHERE?!?!!?!?!?!?

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Would it do if I fetched a Gavin? That counts, doesn't it?

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wrightpanties liked your post!

Though your magic may be different, you two could be great friends.

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VALANT YOU KNOW MAMI TOMOE?

Magic.And the colour yellow. 

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…Yellow.

Uh… hi. I guess? A-Are you a magician or something?

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Certainly so! Only one of the best in the world. Tell me, my boy- did you have a small bar of chocolate in your pocket before? Because you certainly do now.

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Orphans-own-law has joined the audience!

Greetings, bonjour, ciao and hello, my dear boy! Come for a fine display of authentic Gramarye magic, have you?

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Daryan…

Shit.. Shit.. You guys. I need fucking help..

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Calm yourself, we're here to help.

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what if it was you who got shot instead of thalassa?

This question's quite familiar. I've had it asked before. Or something to that effect. "Where would I end up", if I recall correctly.My guess was a ditch somewhere. I doubt Magnifi would have taken as much care to preserve my life as he did for his daughter. Which is understandable, I suppose.

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Never leave home without a blunt weapon with which to bludgeon inappropriate foes.

Not sure where mine went. Think you could pull one out of your hat there for me, Mr. Valant?

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Just show him a child. That'll send him running.

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"Uncle Valant! You know how there's that prom thing going on? Ema and I want to do something more, extravagant for it, so we need some optical illusions! Can you help us out??"

"Certainly, my dear! I can provide you with any number of first rate illusions. You've come to the right Gramarye. Anything in particular in mind?"