gentleman honey farmer

clever he/him 22

[ozempicofficial]

[theyshapedlikefriends]

Sunlemon Fluffies Pigeon

[kaylmao]

work like a red onion

play like a white onion

fuck like a green onion

[machine-unlearning]

Which are better?

Concepts

Details

Voting ended onMar 3

No nuance button because I gave up nuance for Lent

[machine-unlearning]

CONCEPT FANS DECLARE TOTAL VICTORY! “The votes are in, and the big picture to celebrate is that Concepts are more popular than Details.”

DETAILS FANS REFLECT ON CLOSE RACE! “While we lost, the important thing is their margin is small, only 4.8%. Details are still plenty popular.”

[alakazamlet]

I like how I've kinda achieved the ultimate goal I was striving toward for half of high school and all of college and I literally could not have gotten luckier wrt grad school etc. but instead of doing things to prepare for my dream now that it is actually a reality all I care about is my accordion and my unreadable novel

[cryptotheism]

"is this anything?" (I open my palm to show you a pure concept)

[d1s4strous]

Plato this is the 7th week in a row you've shown us Ideas

[transmechanicus]

Times are hard at the cafe so they only got Something bagels

[dogpuppy]

[creepycrag]

Needlessly poetic in a way that draws your credibility into question. The whimsical typography also reduces the gravity of the statement. Please see the revised edition attached below.

[thecryptkeeper]

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[syzygynephile]

Me, trying to impress my date with a display of my boundless humility: I would like to order one single, solitary crumb.

Waitress taking my order: Such arrogance! Not only do you presume to boast under the guise of being humble, but your order employs the most decadent of linguistic excesses - the tautology!

My date, who until recently thought "tautology" referred to the study of tensile strengths and upon learning her mistake compensated by reading through its Wikipedia article: That would be more correctly identified as a "pleonasm".

The editor I hired to curate my posts who styles himself as a sort of scheming court advisor: My liege, this one is getting away from us. The punchline loses much of its impact when the rest of the joke is derailed by this increasingly self-indulgent meta humour. Were it up to me, your Grace, which of course it is not, I would cut the others and leave myself as the only supporting character. You need noone else, Your Majesty...

My card: Declines

[c3rvida3]

I love the word "jamboree". If I had a daughter I'd name her Jamboree Lynn, and if I had a son, I'd leave him in the woods to be raised by coyotes.

[bananonbinary]

what if he grew up never knowing you were his parent and came back to kill you in a tragic twist of fate tho

[c3rvida3]

happens

[cheaphalloweencostume]

Jamboree Lynn would handle the situation i imagine

[important-cat-pics]

[olen-karhu]

St Sebastian by Nicolas Réginer

[elliespectacular]

Happy 24-6-01!

[dickstolebyanalien]

Walk Like No One Is Driving

[matrose]

quora please stop emailing me

[grenadineghost]

you want to be mommy’s adjective noun, don’t you, pet name? you want to verb and verb for mommy like a good gender

[alhyastarain]

you want to be mommy's weird potato, don't you, Brian? you want to skip and somersault like a good jester