2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
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@alakazamlet
Sunlemon Fluffies Pigeon
work like a red onion
play like a white onion
fuck like a green onion
Which are better?
Concepts
Details
No nuance button because I gave up nuance for Lent
CONCEPT FANS DECLARE TOTAL VICTORY! “The votes are in, and the big picture to celebrate is that Concepts are more popular than Details.”
DETAILS FANS REFLECT ON CLOSE RACE! “While we lost, the important thing is their margin is small, only 4.8%. Details are still plenty popular.”
I like how I've kinda achieved the ultimate goal I was striving toward for half of high school and all of college and I literally could not have gotten luckier wrt grad school etc. but instead of doing things to prepare for my dream now that it is actually a reality all I care about is my accordion and my unreadable novel
"is this anything?" (I open my palm to show you a pure concept)
Plato this is the 7th week in a row you've shown us Ideas
Times are hard at the cafe so they only got Something bagels
Needlessly poetic in a way that draws your credibility into question. The whimsical typography also reduces the gravity of the statement. Please see the revised edition attached below.
i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”
Me, trying to impress my date with a display of my boundless humility: I would like to order one single, solitary crumb.
Waitress taking my order: Such arrogance! Not only do you presume to boast under the guise of being humble, but your order employs the most decadent of linguistic excesses - the tautology!
My date, who until recently thought "tautology" referred to the study of tensile strengths and upon learning her mistake compensated by reading through its Wikipedia article: That would be more correctly identified as a "pleonasm".
The editor I hired to curate my posts who styles himself as a sort of scheming court advisor: My liege, this one is getting away from us. The punchline loses much of its impact when the rest of the joke is derailed by this increasingly self-indulgent meta humour. Were it up to me, your Grace, which of course it is not, I would cut the others and leave myself as the only supporting character. You need noone else, Your Majesty...
My card: Declines
I love the word "jamboree". If I had a daughter I'd name her Jamboree Lynn, and if I had a son, I'd leave him in the woods to be raised by coyotes.
what if he grew up never knowing you were his parent and came back to kill you in a tragic twist of fate tho
happens
Jamboree Lynn would handle the situation i imagine
St Sebastian by Nicolas Réginer
Happy 24-6-01!
Walk Like No One Is Driving
quora please stop emailing me
you want to be mommy’s adjective noun, don’t you, pet name? you want to verb and verb for mommy like a good gender
you want to be mommy's weird potato, don't you, Brian? you want to skip and somersault like a good jester