🩷wilford warfstache🩷

[rand0mh0e]

Guys, Jon Matteson is 37 today...he can vote for president....🥹🫰

[rand0mh0e]

OK HEAR ME OUT ON THIS. WHAT IF BARNACLE BOY AND MERMAID MAN RINGS WERE SECRETLY THEIR WEDDING RINGS

[rand0mh0e]

Imagine making a video for Jon for a memorial or some shit like that, and he REPOSTED THE VIDEO. (Not my video, someone on tiktoks video)

[rand0mh0e]

If you like horror movies and romance, definitely watch obsessed...🌚

[rand0mh0e]

If abortion is murder, is a miscarriage su1cde?

[rand0mh0e]

In the toy story universe do they think the rose toy is a senet? (Ignore my terrible typing I'm so tired rn) But that's a genuine question

[rand0mh0e]

I'm showing my brother dirty girl with NO context ..🌚

[jaybirdlives]

My favorite thing to do lmao that's how introduced npmd to you even lolll

[rand0mh0e]

Yeah I was so confused the first time 😭

[rand0mh0e]

I'm showing my brother dirty girl with NO context ..🌚

[jaybirdlives]

My favorite thing to do lmao that's how introduced npmd to you even lolll

[rand0mh0e]

Yeah I was so confused the first time 😭

[rand0mh0e]

I'm showing my brother dirty girl with NO context ..🌚

[theangelcatalogue]

Making a chain cause why not!? Hdisiwisjs

Put your name/nickname in the Character Headcanon Generator and see what you get!

Link!

Erm...so-

@starsinthenigth @mxnaceo @duckp0t + Anyone who wants to do it! (No pressure)

[avoyuki-avocado]

Not tagged but i do want to try it

Welp...Cole...youre going to jail at age 5 lol, have shame Cole...your dad is a police officer

Tags: @purezneon @hiromi-seika @magical-regical @drowsy-king open tags

[drowsy-king]

ty for the tag<3

That's....true sadly

Curiously, I wanted to do Leona

And I so see him watch that when he is bored out of his mind lol

@bladevoyager @gh0stfl0wer25 @plateapus @inkudraws + free tags

[bladevoyager]

what?! no! I'm one of them D: NOOOOO

open tags

[bardorsomethinglikethat]

I got these back to back. So. Uh. Yea. (;ﾟ∇ﾟ)

@patroclus-is-the-bigger-person @hyll18 @cabinthreeproblems @casualshapeshifter @theaterkidest2009 @fandom-hopper-official @yourlocalfandomcollector @epichermesholymoly @nicothehalfblood

[hermes-reblogs]

@river-rat728, @rocky-core, @mini-birdy-offical, @p0pr0x1an, @tadctonorway, @deemondude, @booknerd2712, @loch-nes-dragon, @cheekychihuahuaart, @b-does-arts, @hawkeyedoodles, @chaos-triangle, @chaoticlesbianhere, @lifeserieswatcher, @survalio, @thetypogoddess, @sugarspice-x, @thebumblebeealchemist, @br1ght-1s-d34d-2ndaccount, @txlxmachus, @thefoolingreen, @obsessive4books, @funnybunny4everhehe, @jaxtadcismydaughter13, @causalshapeshifter, @astralfmboi, @volume-down, @zealandthesleepdeprivedbtch, + open tags :)

[chaos-triangle]

Open tags!

Mine was "Starry needs a good cry"!

[martinkartin200]

I thought this was gonna be silly

@clown3ry010226 @robiindraws @moriartea221 @rubyheartcrowspring @max15mae @inhonoredglory + open tags

[max15mae]

Firstly, yes its called autism, secondly yeah but only by myself

open tags☆

[melz-367]

can't resist I'm too interested-

well shit. I guess I've been found by the fbi. Took them long enough

just gonna throw a few of y'all in here I'm too hot to think of everyone- @whispersinthetide @aroaceinaspace @tay-1019 @fel1ra @crushed-jewels <33

[whispersinthetide]

That second one is shockingly accurate lol

Npt: @coffee--spill @floatinginthevoidsomewhere @obsessive-procrastinator @murderingforafriend + open tags 😁

[floatinginthevoidsomewhere]

i am? ok then-

no what

tags: @murderous-goose @cloudsdescending + open tags :3

[murderous-goose]

how the fuck did they know

@ham-sandwich-consumer-offical @sirsamueloflydia @holymolyitssam @murderingforafriend @pansexual-frog-offical @genderfluid-offical and the moots who i forgot + open tags :D

[sirsamueloflydia]

This is way too accurate-

How did bro know?? 😭✌️

@soopsop @exoticmamba @the-one-and-only-piper-offical @ladyliszt + anyone else I forgot + open tags

[a-sucker-for-a-sucker-offical]

Wahoo joining in cuz ot said open tags

Stopping until it gets one right

Despite being Asian I CANNOT play the piano😭😭

...i can stop

@everlong-777 @gaster-wd @sleeplessangel777 @pyra-lightningbolt @thegayriley @mqlintent-main <- fallen icon @cuttlefishnoodle @flavouredpotayto @sw0ape4ter @yourlocalavian @seriouslythisisagoodname @notprongs @sunshine-snake @therollypolly @emotional-traffic-cone @dexxius @ember-ladida @very-normal-tape-recorder @ladymacbethisasmash

[sunshine-snake]

... they've called out my theatre kid,,

open tags! (who i'm tagging below the cut) :) /nf

@beanzdabean @gaysnake43 @iicor @yourlocalavian @wiltingtu1ips @ver-astroii @autopilotangel @toadfree @maedaeeee @elilovestrafficsmp @iwishfishwerereal @biteygremlinanon @nerd-alerts @mcytobsessedshine @foxeroni @purrrrplecats @bucket-of-axilotl @fledgeheart @goodtimeswithshane @sea-jellie-thoguhts @ellie-star @ihavebeenstrippedfrommywhimsy @dawn-but-different @opalizedninjacat @vivaciousmessypixie @chocolate-croissant50 @mare-the-gupxolotl @cherryseed7 @merthaevelynk @blue-jay27 @i-had-a-bad-feeling @sparkleblast73 @lavendersongz @kitkat-moon-flameflower @raynilikescats @vinyl-cat @sparkleblast73 @em-the-mushroom815 @twistinghalo @skystarstudios @peskybirdonxy + anyone else :)) /nf

[em-the-mushroom815]

yea they're right lmao

@petrichorshimmer @thousandcrittersinahumansuit @ace-of-5pades @jaybirdlives @1millionclowns @muffinsforaden +open tags!!

[jaybirdlives]

I don't really participate in tag games typically but I was curious

I used both my online name and irl name...

POV that person who has "headcanons" that are really just canon

- someone who drinks at least two to five liters of Dr pepper and a monster every day and also gets sick a Lot™

Tags under cut :3

@acideatingcockroach @bluewasneverhere @boyswillbebugsr1ght @buggyboyf @connor-j-demonwriter @depressionanddrama @denialsamaras @etho-boy @five-angry-bees-in-a-trench-coat @fantasycobra @going-crazy-together @half-infected-paul @heerenthere @ineedmountaindewred @karochlebek @kittysparklezzz @kachimattou @le-worm @loser-geek-whateverr @lozershortcake @me-iggg @miloincolor @petercanparkacar @pavl-art @raynilikescats @rand0mh0e @shehellonmyspawntilisister @twofagschillininahottub @thatoneidiotavri @wolvenmother @zozolikesstuff

[rand0mh0e]

This is pure bs 😭 (idk who to tag🌚)

[rand0mh0e]

A red velvet Oreo cheesecake sounds so good rn. I wish I could cook...🌚

[rand0mh0e]

So I'm currently working on a new rant video on my tiktok (ill give it to you if you want it.) and it's a story time, AND IM ACTUALLY CRYING.

Here's the video, and I was trying so hard not to laugh I actually cannot, she says it so blunt like😭😭😭

[rand0mh0e]

IM GONNA FUCKING SCREAM, BECAUSE WDYM V/H/S, ARE MAKING A MANDELA CATOLAUGE, SIREN HEAD, SCP, AND POSSIBLY A BENDY MOVIE???

Someone kiss me with the initial A, and S🥹🫰 @jaybirdlives

[jaybirdlives]

Where are you pulling the S from? 🥺💀

Anywho kisskiss no idea why you're excited but I'm happy for you 🥹👍

[rand0mh0e]

Cuz your last initial has an s, silly

AND UDK IVE ALWAYS BEEN INTO THAT STUFF😭😭

[jaybirdlives]

Are you meaning the end of Atlas? Cuz my last name doesn't have an s bro 😭😭✌️

ITS OKAY IM JUST CLUELESS ✌️😭😭😭

[rand0mh0e]

yeah I meant your name name, not last name 🥹

ABD DW THATS OKAY😭

[rand0mh0e]

IM GONNA FUCKING SCREAM, BECAUSE WDYM V/H/S, ARE MAKING A MANDELA CATOLAUGE, SIREN HEAD, SCP, AND POSSIBLY A BENDY MOVIE???

Someone kiss me with the initial A, and S🥹🫰 @jaybirdlives

[jaybirdlives]

Where are you pulling the S from? 🥺💀

Anywho kisskiss no idea why you're excited but I'm happy for you 🥹👍

[rand0mh0e]

Cuz your last initial has an s, silly

AND UDK IVE ALWAYS BEEN INTO THAT STUFF😭😭

[jaybirdlives]

Are you meaning the end of Atlas? Cuz my last name doesn't have an s bro 😭😭✌️

ITS OKAY IM JUST CLUELESS ✌️😭😭😭

[rand0mh0e]

yeah I meant your name name, not last name 🥹

ABD DW THATS OKAY😭

[rand0mh0e]

IM GONNA FUCKING SCREAM, BECAUSE WDYM V/H/S, ARE MAKING A MANDELA CATOLAUGE, SIREN HEAD, SCP, AND POSSIBLY A BENDY MOVIE???

Someone kiss me with the initial A, and S🥹🫰 @jaybirdlives

[jaybirdlives]

Where are you pulling the S from? 🥺💀

Anywho kisskiss no idea why you're excited but I'm happy for you 🥹👍

[rand0mh0e]

Cuz your last initial has an s, silly

AND UDK IVE ALWAYS BEEN INTO THAT STUFF😭😭

[rand0mh0e]

IM GONNA FUCKING SCREAM, BECAUSE WDYM V/H/S, ARE MAKING A MANDELA CATOLAUGE, SIREN HEAD, SCP, AND POSSIBLY A BENDY MOVIE???

Someone kiss me with the initial A, and S🥹🫰 @jaybirdlives

[andromedaaap]

"We had so little time."