Darkrai Of Alamos

Why are you here? (Ask blog run by Spoop-dee-boop for Alamos Darkrai!) Pelipper Mail Open (Send me weird/upsetting/violent things without consent and I block you.)

[alamos-garden-lover]

Tonio gave me a phone. Said I needed to “interact with people more.”

So I’m here now. I don’t want to be. Ask me things, or don’t. I don’t care.

Darkrai does have Pokémon! Here they are

Aragorn- Male carnivine, service Pokémon

Darkrai uses he/she pronouns, but leans more towards masculine ones.

I am okay with mildly suggestive asks, anything too extreme will be deleted. Unless I say I am participating in a high stakes event do not involve me in it please and thank you

[alamos-garden-lover]

There is no greater joy than watching how long it takes Alberto to notice I cannot hear him.

It’s been ten minutes and counting.

[yveltalreal]

one more sleep till tomorrow when i can go home yayyy

and im pretty sure radissche ks gonna ruin it but whatever.

goop night

[alamos-garden-lover]

Sleep well. Enjoy your time off.

[alamos-garden-lover]

If one more tourist gets on my case for me exhibiting the behaviors of a carnivore I am going to send them to the Arc damn void.

Sorry you’re uncomfortable with a wild pokemon being wild.

[alamos-garden-lover]

The sun should make sound.

It is a giant ball of flaming gas and you are telling me it doesn’t make sound?

[thatoneelectronerd]

Sound happens because kinetic energy ripples through the air. There's no air in space, so that pretty much kills it instantly

[alamos-garden-lover]

I am aware of how sound in space doesn’t work.

I’m deaf, but I have the internet.

[alamos-garden-lover]

The sun should make sound.

It is a giant ball of flaming gas and you are telling me it doesn’t make sound?

[yveltalreal]

May I have the recipe for the pie?

@alamos-garden-lover

i dont know the recipe i bought it at a restaurant man

[alamos-garden-lover]

Oh. I had assumed you or someone you knew had baked one.

[alamos-garden-lover]

Imagine them doing cute things…

Napping while enloafed… having their faces smushed cutely… playing and frolicking in the Gracidea blooms…

Okay? You’re being very strange.

[alamos-garden-lover]

Imagine Zorua being cutes…

They are…?

[ask-games-galore]

MYTHICAL POKÉMON ASK GAME

Mew - Are you proud of your origins?

Celebi - Is there anything you'd like to change in the past?

Jirachi - Do you consider yourself to be patient?

Deoxys - Do you consider yourself a resourceful person?

Manaphy - Do you easily get along with others?

Phione - Is there anything you just wanna punt to the moon?

Darkrai - What's your greatest fear?

Shaymin - What are you most grateful for?

Arceus - Out of all your achievements, which one makes you the proudest?

Victini - What's your philosophy in regards to winning?

Keldeo - Who do you trust the most?

Meloetta - Favorite song. NOW.

Genesect - What's your opinion on the most recent technological advancements?

Diancie - How easily do you get distracted?

Hoopa - Tell us something about yourself not many people know!

Volcanion - What would you go out of your way to erase from existence if you had the chance?

Magearna - Are you quick to run away from danger?

Marshadow - Do you know any martial arts?

Zeraora - What's your favorite sport?

Meltan - Which one is more important? Quality or quantity?

Melmetal - What's the most time you've invested into something? Was it worth it?

Zarude - Does anyone see you as a guardian figure?

Pecharunt - How easy/difficult is it for someone to convince you to do their bidding?

Bonus question: Shiinotic - What's the funniest thing that was caused by a misunderstanding?

Remember to send an ask to whoever you reblogged this from!

[alamos-garden-lover]

I should learn how to swim.

[rapid-ash]

just got the terrifying text of "hey you can make brownies without any flour or sugar right?" followed by "also is the egg amount important or can i use less?"

we have got to ban my partner from the kitchen because quite frankly what the helllll

[alamos-garden-lover]

Your partner treats the kitchen the same way a cartoon scientist treats a lab.

[alamos-garden-lover]

Sometimes I get a very specific headache. This helps.

[Video ID: Darkrai’s hand holding a plushie dialga like it owes him money. He shakes it a bit before straight chucking it at a wall. It hits with a solid THUNK and falls to the ground.]

[alamos-garden-lover]

Yes? It seems like at least 20% of rotomblr suddenly dies for no apparent reason. Granted, a lot of them get better too.

I did that long before I had an account. Nothing else that can kill me has been here since.

[alamos-garden-lover]

Oh, huh. I thought you had died or gotten tangled up in legendary business. Welcome back a bit belatedly.

You thought I’d died?

No. I just had nothing going on.

[alamos-garden-lover]

It is very difficult to publish a book as a pokemon, apparently.

[yveltalreal]

one of the others brought a bunch of sweet treats and stuff back but all of them have chocolate and i cant eat chocolate :(((((((

do you guys think sitting in the corner as a houndoom and sighing really heavily repeatedly until they notice what they've done and apologize to me is a normal and sane way of dealing witht his?

[alamos-garden-lover]

No, but I would do the same.