Darkrai Of Alamos

Why are you here? (Ask blog run by Spoop-dee-boop for Alamos Darkrai!) Pelipper Mail Open (Send me weird/upsetting/violent things without consent and I block you.)

[alamos-garden-lover]

Tonio gave me a phone. Said I needed to “interact with people more.”

So I’m here now. I don’t want to be. Ask me things, or don’t. I don’t care.

Darkrai does have Pokémon! Here they are

Aragorn- Male carnivine, service Pokémon

Darkrai uses he/she pronouns, but leans more towards masculine ones.

I am okay with mildly suggestive asks, anything too extreme will be deleted. Unless I say I am participating in a high stakes event do not involve me in it please and thank you

[x-0blivionw1ng-x]

why was someone crying??

A bunnelby died this morning, and I guess my niece in law discovered it first.

Maybe I should've apologized.

[shilo-sumac]

ah damn that sucks, especially when kids(?) find em

was it yourses or a wild one?

[x-0blivionw1ng-x]

Wild one. I didn't get to see how it died, unfortunately.

I know why she was upset, logically. But I don't understand it. It didn't belong to anyone, there wasn't anything impactful or disturbing about the death, from what I heard.

[alamos-garden-lover]

For small children any death can be upsetting. It’s something new, and scary.

And also rabbit pokemon are considered very cute and it’s distressing to see something cute dead, in any circumstances.

[alamos-garden-lover]

There is no greater joy than watching how long it takes Alberto to notice I cannot hear him.

It’s been ten minutes and counting.

[yveltalreal]

one more sleep till tomorrow when i can go home yayyy

and im pretty sure radissche ks gonna ruin it but whatever.

goop night

[alamos-garden-lover]

Sleep well. Enjoy your time off.

[alamos-garden-lover]

If one more tourist gets on my case for me exhibiting the behaviors of a carnivore I am going to send them to the Arc damn void.

Sorry you’re uncomfortable with a wild pokemon being wild.

[alamos-garden-lover]

The sun should make sound.

It is a giant ball of flaming gas and you are telling me it doesn’t make sound?

[thatoneelectronerd]

Sound happens because kinetic energy ripples through the air. There's no air in space, so that pretty much kills it instantly

[alamos-garden-lover]

I am aware of how sound in space doesn’t work.

I’m deaf, but I have the internet.

[alamos-garden-lover]

The sun should make sound.

It is a giant ball of flaming gas and you are telling me it doesn’t make sound?

[yveltalreal]

May I have the recipe for the pie?

@alamos-garden-lover

i dont know the recipe i bought it at a restaurant man

[alamos-garden-lover]

Oh. I had assumed you or someone you knew had baked one.

[alamos-garden-lover]

Imagine them doing cute things…

Napping while enloafed… having their faces smushed cutely… playing and frolicking in the Gracidea blooms…

Okay? You’re being very strange.

[alamos-garden-lover]

Imagine Zorua being cutes…

They are…?

[ask-games-galore]

MYTHICAL POKÉMON ASK GAME

Mew - Are you proud of your origins?

Celebi - Is there anything you'd like to change in the past?

Jirachi - Do you consider yourself to be patient?

Deoxys - Do you consider yourself a resourceful person?

Manaphy - Do you easily get along with others?

Phione - Is there anything you just wanna punt to the moon?

Darkrai - What's your greatest fear?

Shaymin - What are you most grateful for?

Arceus - Out of all your achievements, which one makes you the proudest?

Victini - What's your philosophy in regards to winning?

Keldeo - Who do you trust the most?

Meloetta - Favorite song. NOW.

Genesect - What's your opinion on the most recent technological advancements?

Diancie - How easily do you get distracted?

Hoopa - Tell us something about yourself not many people know!

Volcanion - What would you go out of your way to erase from existence if you had the chance?

Magearna - Are you quick to run away from danger?

Marshadow - Do you know any martial arts?

Zeraora - What's your favorite sport?

Meltan - Which one is more important? Quality or quantity?

Melmetal - What's the most time you've invested into something? Was it worth it?

Zarude - Does anyone see you as a guardian figure?

Pecharunt - How easy/difficult is it for someone to convince you to do their bidding?

Bonus question: Shiinotic - What's the funniest thing that was caused by a misunderstanding?

Remember to send an ask to whoever you reblogged this from!

[alamos-garden-lover]

I should learn how to swim.

[rapid-ash]

just got the terrifying text of "hey you can make brownies without any flour or sugar right?" followed by "also is the egg amount important or can i use less?"

we have got to ban my partner from the kitchen because quite frankly what the helllll

[alamos-garden-lover]

Your partner treats the kitchen the same way a cartoon scientist treats a lab.

[alamos-garden-lover]

Sometimes I get a very specific headache. This helps.

[Video ID: Darkrai’s hand holding a plushie dialga like it owes him money. He shakes it a bit before straight chucking it at a wall. It hits with a solid THUNK and falls to the ground.]

[alamos-garden-lover]

Yes? It seems like at least 20% of rotomblr suddenly dies for no apparent reason. Granted, a lot of them get better too.

I did that long before I had an account. Nothing else that can kill me has been here since.

[alamos-garden-lover]

Oh, huh. I thought you had died or gotten tangled up in legendary business. Welcome back a bit belatedly.

You thought I’d died?

No. I just had nothing going on.

[alamos-garden-lover]

It is very difficult to publish a book as a pokemon, apparently.