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ah, the good old times when the USA, finding a foreign dictator slightly not palpable, could simply shoot him in the face. And what if the attempt fails? Hollywood dishes out a superbly-directed $92 million blockbuster with a masterful cinematography and score to dry little boys' tears.

(2001)

#film #Black Hawk Down #Ridley Scott #war #boys don't cry #Helikopter w ogniu

Steven Spielberg did rally Americans to war, just as he restored dinosaurs to their rightful place as kings of Earth's efflorescent jungles

(1993)

#spielberg #film #Saving Private Ryan #war #lolita

Sympathy for film's villain results in some very interesting tension indeed. Unless the villain's plan is completely fucking batshit crazy.

#Batman #Christopher Nolan #The Dark Knight Rises #film #Bane

To make a Batman film and make it full of plot holes is almost as bad as gloryfing the bourgeois.

#film #The Dark Knight Rises #Batman #Christopher Nolan

today is Jim Morrison's birthday. let us pause for a moment and reflect upon a man who ruined music forever. to celebrate, I decided to do an experiment. I searched tumblelogs which had at least one The Doors item on first page; bonus points for any vintage'y paraphernalia like Bob Dylan's photos. each time I asked the owner one simple question: 'why the old stuff?'

I was truly interested as to why we as a culture still listen to same boring old shit. I hoped for an enlightenment. instead, I got these top 5 answers: 5."Well, I'm a fan of classic rock" always written so proudly and seriously, as if there ever was something such as 'classic rock'. If you put into one category The Doors, Led Zeppelin, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Pearl Jam and pretty soon My Chemical Romance and Katy Perry, you're probably deaf. 4. "Oh, it's not me, it's from a tv ad X, show Y, cover band Z" this is why our society need fascist copyright laws, with extra-long prison sentences: if anyone dares to do a bad cover of a bad song, then s/he should spend some time with Bubba. here's a guy ready and willing to teach this new generation of shitty artists how to hit really high notes. 3. "Jim Morrison was a great artist, you know, like Rimbaud" Rimbaud revolutionised poetry, vagabonded through Europe and lived through a tumultuous love affair with Verlaine (10 years his senior), all by the age of seventeen. also, when hitting 20 he proclaimed 'fuck it' and never wrote another poem again. I don't think you can compare anyone to this truly magnificent bastard. his life was one of passion, not of dying in a bathtub like a drug junkie. 2. "I didn't know they were considered old" then you are either: a)too young for Internet (it's risky out there! for one, people can question your taste...) b)so old you probably remember the first Woodstock. oh wait. rather you did go there, but somehow failed to remember anything at all. hey, those were the times, eh, grandpa? 1. "Everything was so much better back then!" go kill yourself.

#jim morrison #rant #bob dylan #the doors #woodstock #60s #hippies #drugs #Led Zeppelin #Lynyrd Skynyrd #Pearl Jam #My Chemical Romance #Katy Perry

Earth jest a)zajebisty gdy sąsiad znęca się nad wiertarką b)zajebisty gdy jesteś upalony w kosmos c)zajebisty, po prostu d)wszystkie z powyższych

(2008)

#The Bees Made Honey in the Lion's Skull #Earth #muzyka

Mike Patton jest pełnokrwistą gwiazda rocka, ale z tą różnicą, że ma talent.

(2001)

#Tomahawk #muzyka

soundtrack do mojego dzieciństwa - spędzonego na pochłananiu przedziwnego science fiction i rozmów z wymyślonymi postaciami (coś jak Internet dzisiaj) - powstał jakieś 10 lat za późno.

(2008)

#Felix Kubin #muzyka #Music For Theatre And Radio Play