getting wild on a monday

Plays an evil villian, calls herself a hero Alanna. 16. 'Rebel'.

[imogenrutherford]

Well, you’re a sweet girl.

[alannaneasman]

Life sucks, Imogen.

[alannaneasman]

1, 2, 3, 100, 101, 107

1. Who was the last person you held hands with?

Cooper.

2. Are you outgoing or shy?

More outgoing, but there are definite shy moments.

3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?

Right now? My bed. We have a long-distance relationship.

100. How are you feeling?

I'm feeling a little hungry, actually.

101. Do you type fast?

I am the typing queen, young and sweet, only eighteen.

107. Have you ever been on a horse?

Once. Never again.

[notahipsterjustcooper-deactivat]

What are you doing here?

[alannaneasman]

Nope.

[notahipsterjustcooper-deactivat]

Damn it. I was really aiming for that one.

[alannaneasman]

Nope. Definitely no.

[notahipsterjustcooper-deactivat]

What are you doing here?

[alannaneasman]

I’d kill you if you started turning tricks

[notahipsterjustcooper-deactivat]

Fine, but that goes both ways, Lana Banana. What if I start stripping, but only for twenties?

[alannaneasman]

Nope.

[notahipsterjustcooper-deactivat]

What are you doing here?

[alannaneasman]

What? That asshole. I thought you were supposed to be a good boy.

[notahipsterjustcooper-deactivat]

Don’t be so mean to my cat. I think my parents will be fine as long as I’m not a hooker or a drug dealer.

[alannaneasman]

I'd kill you if you started turning tricks

[notahipsterjustcooper-deactivat]

What are you doing here?

[alannaneasman]

I do say so. Ooooh, rough

[notahipsterjustcooper-deactivat]

He doesn’t say so. He says you scare him. Nah, two of them said yes even though it’s not technically legal.

[alannaneasman]

What? That asshole. I thought you were supposed to be a good boy.

[notahipsterjustcooper-deactivat]

What are you doing here?

[alannaneasman]

Rude, he loves me. Hah. That sucks. Where have you looked?

[notahipsterjustcooper-deactivat]

If you say so. The mall, the arena outside of town, and The Stack, which is also outside of town.

[alannaneasman]

I do say so. Ooooh, rough

[notahipsterjustcooper-deactivat]

What are you doing here?

[alannaneasman]

Aww poor Toru. Nah, just wanted to say hey.

[notahipsterjustcooper-deactivat]

He’ll be fine after I tell him he won’t have to spend the rest of his life with you. I’m kidding. Hey. I missed you. Did you know that my parents actually expect me to get a job? They always tell me about the illegal shit they used to do, but I’m expected to be a good son.

[alannaneasman]

Rude, he loves me. Hah. That sucks. Where have you looked?

[notahipsterjustcooper-deactivat]

What are you doing here?

[alannaneasman]

Came by to say hi?

[notahipsterjustcooper-deactivat]

You scared me. I thought you were a cat burglar. I locked poor Toru in the closet.

[alannaneasman]

Aww poor Toru. Nah, just wanted to say hey.

[notahipsterjustcooper-deactivat]

What are you doing here?

[alannaneasman]

Came by to say hi?

[leiabam-blog-blog]

"I didn’t think you’d show up."

[alannaneasman]

I'm kind of lost...

[alannaneasman]

I feel like a proud mom, my puppy rolled over by himself for the first time on command today.

[notahipsterjustcooper-deactivat]

We need to be on that top ten dangerous cities list.

[alannaneasman]

We really do. We really, really do.

[alannaneasman]

The crazies might follow

[notahipsterjustcooper-deactivat]

I love how everyone is so surprised every time something happens when we see them all the time.

[alannaneasman]

We always think we catch the bastard

[alannaneasman]

Maybe we’re the crazy ones

[notahipsterjustcooper-deactivat]

We are. I think we all need to move somewhere else. 

[alannaneasman]

The crazies might follow

[alannaneasman]

It really is. Really crazy. Ugh. I don’t remember Evanston being this bad

[notahipsterjustcooper-deactivat]

It’s pretty bad. I don’t know why people still live here.

[alannaneasman]

Maybe we're the crazy ones

[alannaneasman]

Probably. They can probably get people anywhere

[notahipsterjustcooper-deactivat]

This is so fucked up. 

[alannaneasman]

It really is. Really crazy. Ugh. I don't remember Evanston being this bad