Welcome to Chilladelphia

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[kaijuno]

[catchymemes]

[256x224-deactivated20240130]

Captain Crunch earned his name by giving the worst blowjobs imaginable

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[bosmerbutt]

[carnationinstantbutch]

*X-files theme*

[hotvampireadjacent]

*x files theme but played on a lute*

[eightmonkeys-deactivated2022090]

eats a grape and a slice of cheese simultaneously: ratatouille

[setheverman]

what is the january mood?

[whirlybirbs]

[pleadingeyes]

Me: 👌

Narrator: But things were not 👌

[pesky-plumbers]

[graffyn-guy]

The funniest part of this, to me, is that they didn’t use the “G” in Super Mario Galaxy? 

[pesky-plumbers]

[treaclethetortoise]

There is no war in Ba Sing Se

The Moon landing was faked

Major words in Mario games have never used a G

[pesky-plumbers]

please stop bringing attention to my mistakes i already feel terrible

[graffyn-guy]

What about the H in Super Mario Sunshine? @pesky-plumbers

[pesky-plumbers]

[final-justice]

@pesky-plumbers what about the F from Mario Golf?

[pesky-plumbers]

[tremendouslysizzlingsandwich-de]

y in mario party

[pesky-plumbers]

this one is actually justified so kiss my fucking ass ok the Y is from Mario Teaches Typing

your ass tryina 1-up me like everyone else but you failed uwu

[grawly]

there was a g in this one too tho

[pesky-plumbers]

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[santeria-deactivated20170905]

Me when I’m me: me

[slormp]

Me leaving gamestop March 20th

[dulect]

dad: why are you drinking coffee at 10pm?

me: time is an illusion. once you realize that, you can transcend, and live in bliss

me: *takes sip*

me: also i have a 10 page paper due in the morning that i haven't started

[crabs-in-a-trench-coat]

But nobody ever asks what it did to him.

[lesbiancousin]

*walks up to straight couple* which one of you is the bee and which one of you is the fully grown adult woman who left her fiance for the bee?

[kdrm]

whoever composed the mii music. Rivals mozart

[athetos]

The composer is Kazumi Totaka - the voice of yoshi and composer for animal crossing!

[mesopelagic]

fuckin legend

[dennisyoubitch]

me while crossing the road

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

The probability of you getting attacked by a gorilla at any given point is very low… but it’s never zero.

[versacethotty]

[gla1ie]

[astro-b-o-y-d]

Update: This is her husband

[cvberitual]

Their husband.