A Ship in Spacey

I like to tell stories. I browse Netflix, write, draw, laugh, laugh at inappropriate things, then write said inappropriate things down.

[nightmarechronicles]

[lifesgrandparade]

Refuse to stop laughing at this

[billy-crudup]

Jon Hamm for Esquire 2019 // photographed by Charlie Gray

[lesbianscoundrel]

there are three questions you must ask yourself every day

is it cute?

is it sexy? and

is it OSHA compliant?

[hempkitty]

me after every conversation: why the fuck did i say that

[drilpencils]

[theozofia]

[weloveshortvideos]

“Dawg this random bird trying to get me to adopt him”

[thegardenofeedan]

I want this to be my life

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[rob-pattinson]

LEE PACE Thom Browne’s “The Officepeople” S/S 2020 Show / New York Fashion Week in New York City › September 7, 2019

[alanwaltz]

Simple Stories from Work

I asked a coworker if I could sit next to him on the floor for our all-staff meeting. He said sure, and moved his water bottle so I could.

When I was situated I asked him, what if you had said no? and he chuckled and asked me what I would’ve done if he had.

We’re both smiling, and I said I would’ve been embarrassed and named a different coworker I would’ve went to sit next to instead.

[1st-1]

[thefeelofavideogame]

[divineofficial]

[remakingggggggg-deactivated2020]

[szce-deactivated20140629]

talents: ugly

[secondbeatsongs]

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“All Star” with every other beat removed