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@alaridtravers
jenniferscabior:
Good. You can tell them Iâve died.
jenniferscabior:
That hasnât been the first time Iâve been offered and it wonât be the last.
You arenât offended, youâre fucking excited.Â
jenniferscabior:
Well Iâm just so offended.
Kiss both sides of my ass.
mulcimperius:
âYou give her too much credit. Donât forget she had only enough sense to marry a muggle.â
âJust go.â
The jinx that would turn her kneecaps inside out was at the forefront of his mind, and he executed it without warning, and to make it as strong as possible, verbally.Â
"Five points. Your turn!âÂ
mulcimperius:
Mulciber had been thinking about this moment almost constantly since heâd run into Andromeda a few days prior. From the moment theyâd happened upon the young woman in the pizza shop, from the very first moment they had recognized her as a long lost friend, Usi had known what Alarid wanted to do. It was the same instinct that Usi had, but caution had held him back. Now, though, there was nothing to stop them.
No matter what name she went by, what she had done to her appearance, she would always be a blood traitor.
âWeâve waited long enough, I think, donât you, Alarid?â Mulciber asked. At the recognition of the name, her eyes darted upward, and the hands that had been so fixated on condiments flew for her wandâ
âwhich flew into Usiâs waiting hand.
âWe wonât take up much of your time.â
Did you really think we wouldnât find you?
mulcimperius:
It was too easy, but Mulciber kept his mouth shut. The true challenge was still ahead; he would only need to be patient. They entered the Anchovy, Mulciber trailing behind Travers, twirling his wand in his hand like a baton.
âAhem.â
Through her disheveled blonde hair, the witch at the counter looked up. She didnât seem too surprised to see them, though the door had been locked. Perhaps she didnât remember doing it. âShopâs closed,â she sang, turning her attention away from them as she tended to the salt and pepper shakers by hand. That alone made Mulciberâs lip curl. âWe open at eleven tomorrow, come back then.â
Who the fuck eats pizza at eleven, he wanted to yell. Already his nerves were shot, not out of anxiety or fear, but rather a blood-pumping adrenaline rush that never failed to pin-prick at his skin, and heat him to boiling point the moment someone said something remotely infuriating. Travers, in Appleby, was already angry. Â
He hadnât seen her face in quite some time, but just as they had her, she would recognize them eventually. Sheâd tried hard to change her appearance. Her hair, though a dirty blonde, sported unmistakable brunette roots she hadnât taken the time to cover up. She had changed her eye color, her nose, he thought, or maybe it had always been that big.Â
âNah,â he shook his head instead as he pointed his wand toward the door and locked it behind them. Not ready to tuck it away just yet he folded it between his arms, and took his place at Mulciberâs right to face her behind the counter.Â
mulcimperius:
âOf course you wouldnât.â
âStart us off?â
Alohomora.Â
mulcimperius:
âAs is only appropriate for your birthday.â The pair stopped in front of the Funky Anchovy, a familiar place that their outings had taken them to many times before, though never quite this late. The restaurant was nearly empty, but for a single waitress at the counter, counting her tips. The neon signs in the windows had been dimmed for the night, but not the lights behind her.
âSheâs the one?â
You donât remember her? Iâd never fucking forget.Â
mulcimperius:
âLetâs go.â
Dibs.
mulcimperius:
âThen whatâs stopping us?â
Nothing.
writingmissvivien:
Actually, I was rather thinking Alarid Mulciber.Â
The wedding is on October 8th.
âVivienÂ
Fucking gross.Â
mulcimperius:
âYou may have to yourself tonight.â
It can be cleaned.
writingmissvivien:
Then I will name my son after you, dove.
âVivien
Dead or divorced by however long that will take, guaranteed. Alarid Travers Jr. has no ring to it, you sick fuck.
writingmissvivien:
You will be in the wedding party.
âVivien
Like hell I will.
mulcimperius:
âPizza was never the point.â
âDoes anyone like pizza?â
They touch it.
writingmissvivien:
Iâm engaged.Â
âVivien
Send number three my condolences.Â
I donât even like pizza.Â