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amanda, 22, math grad: feeding on fanstuffs, coffee, and oxford commas

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There’s another story that I like about a Chinese general who had to defend a city with only a handful of soldiers from a huge enemy horde that was in all likelihood going to steamroll the place flat within hours of showing up.

So when said horde did arrive, they saw the general sitting outside the city’s open gates, drinking tea. The horde sent a couple of emissaries over to see what was what, and the general greeted them cheerfully and invited them all to come and take tea with him.

The horde decided that this was a scenario that had “MASSIVE TRAP” written all over it in beautiful calligraphy and promptly fucked off.

Whoever that general was, he was clearly the Ancient Chinese equivalent of Sam Vimes.

[dat-soldier]

did he just invite us over for tea nah man i’m out

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So I'm thinking about starting a portfolio for when I apply to be an eharmony relationship engineer. I just have loads of great ideas.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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[captainzana]

Forever Reblog the Silly Buns

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ghostsuponearth

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[that-green-evening]

ellen page is a tiny apologetic menswear elf and laverne cox is a statuesque queen lifting her award in benediction

[magicmumu]

This looks like the most amazing prom picture ever.

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please excuse me if I'm late to this party, but this is possibly one of the most important things I missed on youtube this month

[himborc]

see the chastity belt is the perfect anti-gift for zevran bc not only does it prevent him from having sex but he also can never escape by himself because he cant fuckin pick locks

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Often, I decide that google is more likely to figure my crap out than I am to type it correctly the second time around.

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[part-time-sorcerer]

House dressed as a house painting a house on a house

[thursdaymorningchild]

are you okay Hugh?

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this is the best thing i’ve ever seen on the internet

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Guys when my cat finds a bug, I have no idea what to do. On the one hand, I'm like "sweetie, no, you don't know if that's poisonous" but on the other I'm like "fuck, yes, us: 1, bugs: 0" and then on my mystical third hand I'm like "but what did the bug ever do to you, really."

[bigdumbguy2]

I made a slight adjustment to my Lord of the Rings pencil drawing I had hanging on my wall. 

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