A Great Perhaps

an exhausted witch Why is a raven like a writing desk?

[sashayed]

me: okay, that’s enough. i can’t live like this. i gotta change my life. i gotta make moves

the world: ok here is an Opportunity

me:

[roseys-deactivated20181203]

i don’t uh…. como se dice….. give un Fuk

[its-the-fluffy-lupin]

I made this and showed it to a friend. She said I should post it, so here we are.

[fbi-agent-watching-you]

This is EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED

[zzpancakezz]

@staff

[potter-inthe-tardis]

R.I.P. VINE Part 5

(Part 1) (Part 2) (Part 3) (Part 4) (X)

[snailina]

Me after one cup of coffee : i am beautiful and fast

[weavemama]

my mood for the rest of the year

[xaocchaos]

every year tbh

[wondirection]

sometimes i catch myself being salty and im like damn????? take a nap?????

[straightwhiteboystexting]

i believe it is attempting to establish contact 

[galesofnovember]

Yesterday at the foster clinic there was a woman with a litter of tiny, tiny kittens, one of whom was a beautiful orange and white creamsicle.  I told her, “I love orange boy cats, they are all so stupid.” and the foster mom said to me, with tears of love in her eyes, face glowing with maternal pride, “He is only 6 days old and I can already tell that he’s going to be so stupid!”

[ourstrangeduet]

me: I dont wanna like…… do things……..

My psychologist: You have to, do things

me: 

[gabrieldreyfuss]

Creepy: This Guy Has No Nostalgia For The Movie ‘Holes’

[filmeditors-deactivated20230605]

this is better than an entire season of american horror story

[herelyqueerly]

is no one concerned that he did not blink ONCE

[basketcase1982]

PATRICK BATEMAN AMERICAN PSYCHO

[dirtyhippiie]

[rpeezyfactz310]

True true.

[blairwitchdiaries-deactivated20]

👀👀 not gonna name names but SOME of u are sweet and kind and deserve the world and i am rooting for u

[kekeslider]

who was the first person to write “tongues battling for dominance” and have they issued a public apology yet

[van-dyne]

Ancient Proverb 

[theklaud]

[iicarys]