The Radio Demon — Alastor 📻🎶

Yours truly! Your favorite demon radio host—Alastor! (fanmade blog)

[alastoradiodemon-99]

📻 GENERAL RULES 📻

Well, well, well, dear listeners! I’m absolutely delighted you found your way to my studio. It’s on the far side of Hell after all! Now, before you make me waste my breath on your little confessions, there are some ground rules that we’ll need to set.

1. Age isn’t just a number➼

➼ You must be 18 or older to send me your transmissions. I’m the Radio Demon, dear~ not your babysitter.

2. Flirtatiousness and Chaos are Welcome (to a Point)

➼ I do so relish the excitement of a lively discourse, but there are limits to my generosity. If your contributions to my broadcast verge into the realm of inappropriate or excessively repetitive, I shall simply tune you out. Consider it a bit of... 'quality control.' After all, my time and attention are precious—and I shall *not* suffer through any unnecessary noise. Do we have an understanding?

3. Not Every Transmission Gets Answered

➼ Alas! Signal in Hell isn’t always the best, so there are some messages that won’t quite reach me. I’ll respond when I can I have far more entertaining things to do than answer every single whim. Hahaha! I’m a free demon now after all.

4. Tag Yourself

➼ When you share your thoughts with me, don’t forget to add your name or a delightful emoji before your message. I do love knowing my regular listeners.

5. No Trauma Dumping

➼ This is a place of entertainment, not a therapy session! I have no interest in hearing about such woeful tales. If your message is laden with trauma, emotional baggage, or any form of negativity, I assure you! It will be promptly taken care of by Nifty. Oh how she does love cleaning up the garbage. No, Nifty will not be using this blog.

6. I Speak as Alastor

➼ I am a solo act after all! When you hear a voice coming from my broadcast, it will be me and my voice alone, nobody else's. And as such, I shall respond with full honesty as I see fit. I don’t mince my words, darling! (I, the owner of the blog shall be responding in character most of the time.)

🦙 About the Owner: - Very busy. Accounting & Business Management Student. So many ledgers… ick.) - To be frank, my attention span is bad. I always go for the shiniest/most interesting thing I see, and as of now, it's this blog. - I also work irl, so I have a lot of obligations that may render me incapable of answering immediately in the event that there comes an influx of asks.

[voxtek-trustus]

Ik u wanna get pegged by Al so bad, Vox

Perhap—WAIT NO-

[alastoradiodemon-99]

Hard pass!

[voxtek-trustus]

Oh fuck you!!

[alastoradiodemon-99]

Didn’t you hear it when I said ‘Hard pass’?

[voxtek-trustus]

I did hear.

What's your point?

[alastoradiodemon-99]

…

Fucking creep.

[voxtek-trustus]

I know im a creep. But have you seen some of the art on this platform?

Or any platform for that matter! Especially when it comes to us, oh my lord-

[alastoradiodemon-99]

And I see that you revel in their existence, don’t you? I’d rather not partake in this type of delusional depravity.

[voxtek-trustus]

Ik u wanna get pegged by Al so bad, Vox

Perhap—WAIT NO-

[alastoradiodemon-99]

Hard pass!

[voxtek-trustus]

Oh fuck you!!

[alastoradiodemon-99]

Didn’t you hear it when I said ‘Hard pass’?

[voxtek-trustus]

I did hear.

What's your point?

[alastoradiodemon-99]

…

Fucking creep.

[voxtek-trustus]

Ik u wanna get pegged by Al so bad, Vox

Perhap—WAIT NO-

[alastoradiodemon-99]

Hard pass!

[voxtek-trustus]

Oh fuck you!!

[alastoradiodemon-99]

Didn’t you hear it when I said ‘Hard pass’?

[voxtek-trustus]

Ik u wanna get pegged by Al so bad, Vox

Perhap—WAIT NO-

[alastoradiodemon-99]

Hard pass!

[alastoradiodemon-99]

Vincent: Vinnie dragged me here. The fuck do i do.

Vinnie: HI AGAIN! I would've brought vox but he refused and personally he scares me so I brought Vincent instead! I thought it was time he met you anyway.

@voxtek-trustus /silly

Why hello there my homosexual fellow, how do you do?

Alastor, The Radio Demon, Most Powerful Sinner

[voxtek-trustus]

Fine i suppose.

I dont quite understand what you did to vox. He tried to tell me but I wasn't listening.

He's quite loud dont you think?

[alastoradiodemon-99]

Indeed he is… I have an inkling as to why he’s upset. The nerve he has to be upset after he ruined everything.

Alastor, The Radio Demon, Most Powerful Sinner

[voxtek-trustus]

He ruined everything hm? That's not what he said. I think.

Probably just going on and on about how it's your fault. I dont remember exactly. His voice is too staticy

[alastoradiodemon-99]

Hmm…

Oh, Vooooxxxx!

[voxtek-trustus]

Ehh...?

Oh it's you.

[alastoradiodemon-99]

Care to explain this silly little piece of propaganda you have here? Misinformation is bad for a media overlord such as yourself.

[voxtek-trustus]

It's no propaganda, Alastor. It's all correct.

I gave you a proposal to work together, you declined in the worst way possible.

Creating who i am now. This is YOUR doing, 'old pal'

[alastoradiodemon-99]

*Incorrect buzzer*

Wrong again, pal! You invited me to our usual spot to set up a trap, just like you did with all your other colleagues. You never wanted a partnership, you wanted a shortcut to the top. There’s no need for friendship in hell, such notions are irrelevant and too human for despicable people like us. It’s kill or be killed, and I was your perfect victim. That’s why you wanted me in the first place!

You were after my power, and my status. Don’t think an endearing dusty old picture box for a head and a charming smile could hide who you really are, Vincent. No matter how human you try to present yourself as, you’re the same sick, psychopathic serial killer I was.

(I get the feeling that both characters know of each other’s history and see a little bit of themselves in each other which is why they were drawn to each other in the first place. It’s their differences that drew them apart. I’m not some psychoanalyst tho, just a writer lol. It’s fun following the narrative of these two foils.)

[voxtek-trustus]

Tch... who said it was just for power? Who said i was going to kill you? Who said i was going to stab you in the back?

I took you to our usual spot so we could BOTH be comfortable!

Vox... what's he talking about?

Not important. Go back to Vincent.

[miniaturespirestorm]

Why do I feel injured by this

[alastoradiodemon-99]

(Hehe, thank youu 🥺.)

[miniaturespirestorm]

It... it was not... not a compliment... but... ok

[alastoradiodemon-99]

(Aight— Erm sorry, I meant— Damn, sorry 😭)

[alastoradiodemon-99]

Vincent: Vinnie dragged me here. The fuck do i do.

Vinnie: HI AGAIN! I would've brought vox but he refused and personally he scares me so I brought Vincent instead! I thought it was time he met you anyway.

@voxtek-trustus /silly

Why hello there my homosexual fellow, how do you do?

Alastor, The Radio Demon, Most Powerful Sinner

[voxtek-trustus]

Fine i suppose.

I dont quite understand what you did to vox. He tried to tell me but I wasn't listening.

He's quite loud dont you think?

[alastoradiodemon-99]

Indeed he is… I have an inkling as to why he’s upset. The nerve he has to be upset after he ruined everything.

Alastor, The Radio Demon, Most Powerful Sinner

[voxtek-trustus]

He ruined everything hm? That's not what he said. I think.

Probably just going on and on about how it's your fault. I dont remember exactly. His voice is too staticy

[alastoradiodemon-99]

Hmm…

Oh, Vooooxxxx!

[voxtek-trustus]

Ehh...?

Oh it's you.

[alastoradiodemon-99]

Care to explain this silly little piece of propaganda you have here? Misinformation is bad for a media overlord such as yourself.

[voxtek-trustus]

It's no propaganda, Alastor. It's all correct.

I gave you a proposal to work together, you declined in the worst way possible.

Creating who i am now. This is YOUR doing, 'old pal'

[alastoradiodemon-99]

*Incorrect buzzer*

Wrong again, pal! You invited me to our usual spot to set up a trap, just like you did with all your other colleagues. You never wanted a partnership, you wanted a shortcut to the top. There’s no need for friendship in hell, such notions are irrelevant and too human for despicable people like us. It’s kill or be killed, and I was your perfect victim. That’s why you wanted me in the first place!

You were after my power, and my status. Don’t think an endearing dusty old picture box for a head and a charming smile could hide who you really are, Vincent. No matter how human you try to present yourself as, you’re the same sick, psychopathic serial killer I was.

(I get the feeling that both characters know of each other’s history and see a little bit of themselves in each other which is why they were drawn to each other in the first place. It’s their differences that drew them apart. I’m not some psychoanalyst tho, just a writer lol. It’s fun following the narrative of these two foils.)

[voxtek-trustus]

Tch... who said it was just for power? Who said i was going to kill you? Who said i was going to stab you in the back?

I took you to our usual spot so we could BOTH be comfortable!

Vox... what's he talking about?

Not important. Go back to Vincent.

[alastoradiodemon-99]

Oh please, like I’m gonna believe a showman! You had a near cult for your charisma falling at your feet, you pompous piece of shit.

I was fine with what we had, but you’re never satisfied are you? Not in this life, the last, and you never will be for the rest of your afterlife.

It’s a shame Vinnie is corrupted with the same lust for status you are too, albeit it doesn’t show in his early years…

[alastoradiodemon-99]

Heu Al... Um....

Remember when Vox was at the Hotel and you ran away? 😭 I just wanna say that was pretty sissy move of ya.. also why did you help out the hotel?!?

Haha! A bold accusation! I didn’t run away, I merely had better things to do than watch that old picture box with his cronies.

As for the reasons as to why I helped out with the hotel hm… That’s classified information.

[voxtek-trustus]

Yes you did, YOU SISSY!

I fucking saw you then you dissapeared! Care to share where you went?

I made an appearance on my own be proud of me

[alastoradiodemon-99]

Clingy much? I simply had much more important errands to run, and Charlie was very eager to meet you alone for solely business intentions. I didn’t want our little arrangement to get in the way.

Alastor, The Radio Demon, Most Powerful Sinner

(i am very proud, ty ;^; accounting killed me sorry for being mia)

[voxtek-trustus]

Mhm... im soo sure.

[alastoradiodemon-99]

Well, what reason do you want me to give if you’re so unsatisfied with it?

[voxtek-trustus]

You're just avoiding me. You're always avoiding me.

[alastoradiodemon-99]

Heu Al... Um....

Remember when Vox was at the Hotel and you ran away? 😭 I just wanna say that was pretty sissy move of ya.. also why did you help out the hotel?!?

Haha! A bold accusation! I didn’t run away, I merely had better things to do than watch that old picture box with his cronies.

As for the reasons as to why I helped out with the hotel hm… That’s classified information.

[voxtek-trustus]

Yes you did, YOU SISSY!

I fucking saw you then you dissapeared! Care to share where you went?

I made an appearance on my own be proud of me

[alastoradiodemon-99]

Clingy much? I simply had much more important errands to run, and Charlie was very eager to meet you alone for solely business intentions. I didn’t want our little arrangement to get in the way.

Alastor, The Radio Demon, Most Powerful Sinner

(i am very proud, ty ;^; accounting killed me sorry for being mia)

[voxtek-trustus]

Mhm... im soo sure.

[alastoradiodemon-99]

Well, what reason do you want me to give if you’re so unsatisfied with it?

[alastoradiodemon-99]

Vincent: Vinnie dragged me here. The fuck do i do.

Vinnie: HI AGAIN! I would've brought vox but he refused and personally he scares me so I brought Vincent instead! I thought it was time he met you anyway.

@voxtek-trustus /silly

Why hello there my homosexual fellow, how do you do?

Alastor, The Radio Demon, Most Powerful Sinner

[voxtek-trustus]

Fine i suppose.

I dont quite understand what you did to vox. He tried to tell me but I wasn't listening.

He's quite loud dont you think?

[alastoradiodemon-99]

Indeed he is… I have an inkling as to why he’s upset. The nerve he has to be upset after he ruined everything.

Alastor, The Radio Demon, Most Powerful Sinner

[voxtek-trustus]

He ruined everything hm? That's not what he said. I think.

Probably just going on and on about how it's your fault. I dont remember exactly. His voice is too staticy

[alastoradiodemon-99]

Hmm…

Oh, Vooooxxxx!

[voxtek-trustus]

Ehh...?

Oh it's you.

[alastoradiodemon-99]

Care to explain this silly little piece of propaganda you have here? Misinformation is bad for a media overlord such as yourself.

[voxtek-trustus]

It's no propaganda, Alastor. It's all correct.

I gave you a proposal to work together, you declined in the worst way possible.

Creating who i am now. This is YOUR doing, 'old pal'

[alastoradiodemon-99]

*Incorrect buzzer*

Wrong again, pal! You invited me to our usual spot to set up a trap, just like you did with all your other colleagues. You never wanted a partnership, you wanted a shortcut to the top. There’s no need for friendship in hell, such notions are irrelevant and too human for despicable people like us. It’s kill or be killed, and I was your perfect victim. That’s why you wanted me in the first place!

You were after my power, and my status. Don’t think an endearing dusty old picture box for a head and a charming smile could hide who you really are, Vincent. No matter how human you try to present yourself as, you’re the same sick, psychopathic serial killer I was.

(I get the feeling that both characters know of each other’s history and see a little bit of themselves in each other which is why they were drawn to each other in the first place. It’s their differences that drew them apart. I’m not some psychoanalyst tho, just a writer lol. It’s fun following the narrative of these two foils.)

[alastoradiodemon-99]

Heu Al... Um....

Remember when Vox was at the Hotel and you ran away? 😭 I just wanna say that was pretty sissy move of ya.. also why did you help out the hotel?!?

Haha! A bold accusation! I didn’t run away, I merely had better things to do than watch that old picture box with his cronies.

As for the reasons as to why I helped out with the hotel hm… That’s classified information.

[voxtek-trustus]

Yes you did, YOU SISSY!

I fucking saw you then you dissapeared! Care to share where you went?

I made an appearance on my own be proud of me

[alastoradiodemon-99]

Clingy much? I simply had much more important errands to run, and Charlie was very eager to meet you alone for solely business intentions. I didn’t want our little arrangement to get in the way.

Alastor, The Radio Demon, Most Powerful Sinner

(i am very proud, ty ;^; accounting killed me sorry for being mia)

[alastoradiodemon-99]

,

Hey Alastah! Do you like ma drawin?

My, my! How charming! I do love how you’ve perfectly illustrated my smile. And I do say, this is much better than any photograph could portray me!

Alastor, The Radio Demon, Most Powerful Sinner

[alastoradiodemon-99]

Heu Al... Um....

Remember when Vox was at the Hotel and you ran away? 😭 I just wanna say that was pretty sissy move of ya.. also why did you help out the hotel?!?

Haha! A bold accusation! I didn’t run away, I merely had better things to do than watch that old picture box with his cronies.

As for the reasons as to why I helped out with the hotel hm… That’s classified information.

[alastoradiodemon-99]

Hi Al! Got a question for u... Which do you like to eat more?

A: Human scums?

B: darling deers?

C: Jambalaya?

Jambalaya pairs quite well with the two! But if you had to ask me hmm… Jambalaya always reminds me of home. Well, specifically my mother so I guess I’ll have to go with C!

Alastor, The Radio Demon, Most Powerful Sinner

[alastoradiodemon-99]

I know you don't like modern technology, and rightfully so. But, did you go see any silent films when you were alive? Were you a fan of Lon Chaney? There's a silent film from around 1916 I think Niffty would like. It's called the cameraman's revenge and all of the characters are stop motion dead bugs.

Quite cliche if you ask me, but I do love the phantom of the opera. You don’t see it down here anymore, save for that lewd, mockery Valentino made of it. Eugh. How distasteful. And, oh? Intriguing. Do tell me if you find a way for me and Nifty to watch it, I’m very interested.

Alastor, The Radio Demon, Most Powerful Sinner

[alastoradiodemon-99]

Vincent: Vinnie dragged me here. The fuck do i do.

Vinnie: HI AGAIN! I would've brought vox but he refused and personally he scares me so I brought Vincent instead! I thought it was time he met you anyway.

@voxtek-trustus /silly

Why hello there my homosexual fellow, how do you do?

Alastor, The Radio Demon, Most Powerful Sinner

[voxtek-trustus]

Fine i suppose.

I dont quite understand what you did to vox. He tried to tell me but I wasn't listening.

He's quite loud dont you think?

[alastoradiodemon-99]

Indeed he is… I have an inkling as to why he’s upset. The nerve he has to be upset after he ruined everything.

Alastor, The Radio Demon, Most Powerful Sinner

[voxtek-trustus]

He ruined everything hm? That's not what he said. I think.

Probably just going on and on about how it's your fault. I dont remember exactly. His voice is too staticy

[alastoradiodemon-99]

Hmm…

Oh, Vooooxxxx!

[voxtek-trustus]

Ehh...?

Oh it's you.

[alastoradiodemon-99]

Care to explain this silly little piece of propaganda you have here? Misinformation is bad for a media overlord such as yourself.

[alastoradiodemon-99]

Have I ever told ANYONE how lovely it is to work at Ms. Charlie Morningstar’s hotel? She’s delightful really, QUITE delightful, even better company than some old bucket of bolts.

@voxtek-trustus

[voxtek-trustus]

Oh how DARE you!

Ignore the fact Im late to this.

[alastoradiodemon-99]

Did I stutter, Vox? 😏

[voxtek-trustus]

Last time I checked, you're older than me!!

[alastoradiodemon-99]

And who died a middle aged man?

[voxtek-trustus]

And who died from being mistaken as a deer?

[alastoradiodemon-99]

AND WHO DIED AT THE HEIGHT OF HIS CAREER FROM A TELEVISION FALLING OVER HIS HEAD?

[voxtek-trustus]

AND WHO WAS LEFT WITH THAT HIDEOUS BOB?!

[alastoradiodemon-99]

AND WHO LIKED THIS ‘HIDEOUS BOB’?

[voxtek-trustus]

OH SHUT UP, DUMBASS! THAT WAS 70 YEARS AGO!

(I think I got that right. And tbh I thought you were gonna call him bald instead 🙏)

[alastoradiodemon-99]

Uhuh, and who exactly is gonna believe that?