Crème de la Femme

Keira || she/her/any || late twenties || plant more flowers than you step on

[redheretic]

Accidentally scanning the wrong loyalty card at a supermarket should unlock additional voice lines

[redheretic]

Dopamine fast? In my experience dopamine slow, that’s kind of the problem

[redheretic]

Been supporting a dear friend a lot a couple days and I am proud of myself for making a big difference, but also I just wish I could protect all the people in my life forever somehow.

[viewtiful-kim-deactivated202105]

Hamlet adaptation where Hamlet is a vlogger and all his soliloquies are breakdowns he uploads to YouTube

[animatedamerican]

… I am unironically here for this

[oldfilmsflicker]

this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life

[kabesattic]

This is - legitimately - my favourite delivery of Shakespeare I have EVER seen (and I have seen some good-ass productions yo, in the Globe Theatre itself even). Like seriously, even though the words are unchanged, he’s stripped away ALL of the archaic pretense and assumed grandeur of ~presenting the bard~ that makes even the most wildly talented of actors and innovative of productions inherently inaccessible to a modern audience. Like, they’re still great, they can still communicate the message and (some) of the nuance, but they’re still always a step removed from being identifiable to any viewer’s lived experience. They’re still always reciting 15th century poetry. But this guy? This guy is like, screw iambic pentameter, to hell with being precious about the material, HOW WOULD AN ACTUAL PERSON SAY THIS SHIT?

Like this. And it’s beautiful. It’s beautiful to hear a soliloquy I loved so much already, and have it come to life in a way it never, ever, did before. I feel like I grasp his motivations, his twists and turns, no longer on an academic level but on a visceral, instinctive one. Because he’s presenting his mental and emotional journey in a way that speaks honestly, like a real person.

So yeah, this shit post? I love it. Deeply and sincerely.

[spicedtealeaves]

A post about this went round recently, and I’m delighted to announce she’s since come out as trans and goes by Jasmine 🏳️‍⚧️

Jasmine Brimsmayd

Actor and Writer

There’s a whole series of the Hamlet videos on her YouTube, as well as a bunch of other films she’s made

[redheretic]

incredibly good day (given the heat) bookended by a stranger stopping next to me on his bicycle on my walk home repeatedly asking me for sex, and then a second asking me for drugs

[succumbing-song]

[sapphling]

[nihilist columbo voice] just no more thing

[vixcai]

Cinematography of LOST S1 [Part 2]

[redheretic]

I need to write essays about this show

[redheretic]

castration movie.

[echotunes]

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

[unalivejournal]

Leather fetishes are back in cuz everything is polyester these days.. touching real HQ material in 2026 is enough to give anyone a little sexual zing

[sapper-in-the-wire-old]

[butwhypants]

[tiredandoptimistic]

The problem with being a Mountain Goats fan is that it's impossible to do it without sounding insane

[bobdylanyaoi]

doing petplay and gunplay at the same time im a horse with a broken leg and you have to just shoot me

[exeggcute]

I need a polite and effective way to say "hey your heart is truly in the right place and your anger is often righteous but I think sometimes you’re getting recreationally mad about things that are frankly not worth the amount of energy you’re spending on them, and every time you do this you're driving yourself slightly more insane with nothing to show for it," and then I need a way to broadcast that message through a loudspeaker to roughly 30,000 people at once, and THEN I need a time machine to send that message to my past self lol. and maybe a second time machine in case past me tries to be clever and sabotage the version of me who comes through the first time machine

[gyrovagi]

(smugly) actually all narration is unreliable because language can only ever communicate through approximation

[redheretic]

busiest year of my life so far

using a new username instead of the old one