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@alastorthedemon
I have no idea what was in that punch
Why would my feelings be hurt? I don’t know you, why would I care what you say?
Because you feel the need to get defensive about it, and repeatedly tell me how I'm mean and sarcastic. It's pathetic.Â
I have no idea what was in that punch
Course not. This is the part where you continue to be a sarcastic asshat to a girl you just met.
Ooh, my poor feelings. Although I must admit, I think yours are the ones that are being hurt here.
I have no idea what was in that punch
You’re very sarcastic. Anyone ever tell you that? Very sarcastic and a lil’ rude.
Is this the part where I'm supposed to care about what you think?
I have no idea what was in that punch
Cuz it’s truuuue! Aw, boring and mean … that’s not a very good combination, mister!
Boohoo how sad for you.
I have no idea what was in that punch
Soooundsss boooorriiiiing!
What do you do for fun then?
Of course you would think that.
That's for me to know and you for you to mind your own business.
I have no idea what was in that punch
No! Your loss for not being freed from inhibitions and having silly fun! What’s wrong with that?
I have fun without stupidity.
I have no idea what was in that punch
Your loss. Everyone should be stupid once in their life, that way they know to never do it again.
My loss for not being stupid? I'd prefer doing it right the first time and not making a fool of myself.
I have no idea what was in that punch
It was a party with fruit punch … was probably like … vodka or something .. but it was delicious. Have you never done something stupid like that?
No, I've never done anything that I wasn't fully aware of when I was doing it. Stupidity isn't in my nature.
I have no idea what was in that punch
but it was awesome.
You drank something and had no idea what was in it?
Don't get too excited...
Yes, well, this has been a fantastically fun chat, but I’m going to go now. You might want to soak whatever the fuck that is, it’s crusty.Â
Don't get too excited...
And you allegedly don’t have either of those things, so I’m assuming either you’re a liar, or… nope, that’s pretty much it. Plus you ate the French Toast, so it can’t have been all that bad.Â
...clearly, you need glasses as well. I didn't eat the supposed French toast. Go ahead and think what you want, I'm not going to feed you with false hopes.
Don't get too excited...
I don’t know. If I knew this was private property do you think I would be hanging out and leaving DNA evidence all over the place? Seriously.Â
Well you were stupid enough to confuse a panini grill for a waffle iron, so that's not completely out of the question.
Don't get too excited...
… Isn’t this like the communal kitchen? That’s what my friends were saying. I was trying to do something nice for them.Â
If this were a communal kitchen, would I be asking you such a stupid question? Honestly.
Don't get too excited...
Oh. Maybe it was a panini grill. That could explain why it wasn’t working.Â
I don't own one of those either...and I don't understand why you'd be using them if they weren't yours.
Don't get too excited...
It’s just french toast. I tried to work the waffle iron but it didn’t… um… work… quite…Â
Let’s just say I owe you a new waffle iron.Â
I don't own a waffle iron.
